Would they get along if they existed in the same show?
Sorry, but Tomoko is too popular to interact with a meme rat.
Umaru probably wouldn't be aware of Tomoko existing if they went to the same school. And yeah, Tomoko would hate Umaru with every fiber of her being. Regular Umaru is normalfag as fuck and she just wouldn't accept himouto Umaru.
I honestly have never appreciated the internet as much as I do now. I can know the feelings and desires of people that likely live over 5000 kilometers away from me, in less than a second.
All that anon wants is to rape Umaru's smelly goblin cunt. That might've stayed in his head, but thanks to the internet, he can share that fact with people all over the world.
Probably. But she wouldn't really get along too well with her two sides where she won't give a shit about popular vibes and consider the other a bit to obnoxious for her tastes. Give Tomoko some slack, she's at least capable of choosing her companions especially in the latest chapters.
She is a worse Kirie. And smells like crap.
No. Not in the slightest. What do you think Tomoko's reaction would be if she saw that Umaru played shit like Call of Duty?
Oh, and fuck Japan for giving the hamster a second season whilst leaving the Tomoko hanging.
only treat her brother badly,which mostly due to wanting his attention. Be nice to him when it count. Treat her Close friend exceptionally well, to the point of putting various disguise to help boost their self-esteem.
Only think about herself. Latch on her few popular "friends" thinking it would made her more popular. Quickly treat "unpopular" people (the glasses girl etc.) like shit to make herself seem better than them.
Gee I don't know why should the audience care about the latter' life story.
I don't know about you guys but Imho I felt Tomoko is too much a horrible human being to sympathize with. Maybe a little bias because I have met a classmate similar to her :ugly short anemic anime fans tried to integrated herself into "normie" girls group while treating the quiet/nerdy classmates like shit. And whenever said groups of girls hanged out without her she acted out in Facebook to the point of creeping them out and result in her must try to find a new group of girl to latch on.
At least Umaru has basic human decency.
Does Kirie mention taking a shower before her 5 second dip?
If I recall correctly, she doesn't like being wet (or something autistic like that) so she only bathes the absolute minimum.
Never. Tomoko hate popular girls and Umaru is a class goddess. Umaru however will treat Tomoko as one of her classmate. Even if Tomoko discovered Umaru secret, Tomoko don't have gut to blackmail Umaru and Umaru will pull whatever bullshit to deny it like she does with Kirie. In the end of the day Umaru will try to get along with Tomoko and Tomoko will feel disgusted with it, cursing Umaru under the breath while making awkward smile.
on the contrary, she likes the water she is the best swimmer of the school
the shower before the bath isn't mentioned here but they explain Japanese bath culture in almost every sol and tv specials about japanese life
Otaku doesn't exclusively mean anime fan but that's just you arguing semantics to try to push a retarded point. When you say otaku, the first thing people will think is being a loser obsessed with anime unless specified otherwise.
Tomoko would be a total bitch towards someone like Umaru, and Umaru wouldn't even care which would make Tomoko even more angrier, in resume, this would end with Tomoko hiring a group of black dudes to rape Umaru in the middle of the street.
I have never had intercourse with a woman that I found exceptional or noteworthy. If you want to impress me, cover up your breasts, take off the makeup, and impress me with your knowledge. Let us discuss quantum particles, or the works of Darwin and Einstein. Let us marvel at the universe and the vastness of infinity. Ye gods, my mind aches at the vapidity of my generation...
This isn't a "joke" you worthless cretin! Women these days cannot comprehend the nuance of science and advanced mathematical knowledge that I have. I am a superior human being beyond intellectual comprehension!