I AM THE BONE OF MY SWORD

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>>156198590
I'm da bone of ma dikku

Anybody else GAR for archer here?

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I came here to post this.

>>156200463

That's pretty cute if it was real.

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Hello.

My name is Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald. I am the eldest son of the 9th generation of a prestigious mage bloodline.

I am going to participate in the so called "Holy Grail War" soon. My victory is already assured, since the vessel needed to summon "Alexander the Great" will arrive here soon. But I will not underestimate this battle like a fool and I have come here today to ask you cunning people for advice.

What should I do to increase my odds to win over these other 6 honorable contestants?

>>156198590
/r/ that one reaction face with this caption.

>>156200629
Get a bulletproof vest, bwwaaaka.

>>156200629
Just roll with it, honestly.

>>156200629
Poison their food and water.

fate shitards

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>>156200878
I love you too.

>>156200629
Don't have Lancer fight cute girls or Saber.

>>156200629
Stop being a cuck.

I am da bown of ma saword

My body is made out of swords.
My blood is of iron and my heart of glass.

>>156200629
Drop that stupid idea about separating master and mana battery.

>>156200629
just plow your wife instead, the grail is silly and full of angry manjuice

>>156200629
You need to go to Ireland. Find a certain red-headed 14 year old from the Fraga clan, get her to join you in the war. Drop the current red-headed Irish chick you have and then win the war like a god.

Rin is the bone of MY sword.

>>156200629
Fast. Wheels.

>>156200629
None of the remaining 6 masters are honorable or anything.
Just use anything that's in your pocket for killing them.
Also don't let your important shit shipped to you and delivered via fucking cargo.

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>>156198590

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>>156203472
Need to work on that cropping.

>>156200629
Buy some Kevlar and a titanium helmet.

>>156200629
Use a Command Seal to have sex with Lancer in front of your wife.

>>156198590
I am the edge of my lord

>>156200629
Enhance the grail with memes.

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>>156203858
Is this double NTR?

So, that wierd square eyed Rider fucking Emiya scene, I forget which route but don't think it was Heavens Feel. What has happening there? Don't think it was ever explained. Did Rider really fuck him? Was it actually Sakura?

>>156200629
Good luck, Fast-Wheels!

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>>156206783
It was a spooky ghost.

>>156200629
Get anti-jet fuel steel beams for your building.