ASK DIO ANYTHING

What does boipukky feel like

>>156172410
Why did you skip leg day?

Fuck off.

>>156172410
what do you think of computers? i know you think cars are a pretty neat invention.

>>156172542
The internet is great. I CAN SEE MY SON ON IT T^T

>>156172442
NANI?

Why did Jotaro kick your ass?

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>>156172487
It's better than skipping body day

Well You got yourself caught whats the next step of your master plan

>>156172410
Who lives in a pinapple under the sea?

>>156172686
Reason 1: He stole my stand powers.
Reason 2: Plot
Reason 3: I had a good run, I mean... 100 years?

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>>156172780
...

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>>156172775
I HAD A SON! He will take over Za Warudo (place) JUST LOOK AT HI- DAMNIT!

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>>156172410
Say the line, Dio

>>156172996
ZA WARUDO! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! KONO DIO DA! BYE BYE, JOJO!

>>156172825
Most of which were spent eating shit in the sea
Man, Dio's life actually sucked except for a couple of highlights

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>>156172523
ZA WARUDO

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>>156173050
Still better than this guy...

>>156173175
>lived with passion for life instead of ambition and hate
>10/10 waifu
>died fighting for his ideals
You only get points because life in Egypt seemed comfy as fuck. Had you not had the stone mask, your life would have been horrible.

>>156173268
I made his body cheat on his wife

>>156172410
What is your opinion on the pillar men?

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>>156173268
Also,

>>156173342
A piece of meat does not represent a man's morals, Dio

>>156173268
He would've got arrested after the whole poisoning George thing and then become a lawyer when he gets out.

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>>156173386
Lol

>>156173397
Yea, I mean... this came out....

>>156173435
Dio
why did you fuck ugly women
why did you produce such ugly, autistic sons
what did that italian woman have that made Giorno the only one to receive all of your charm

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>>156173397

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>>156173494
Don't badmouth my Giorno

>>156173605
No, no, I'm saying he's the sexy son
but all your other sons are ugly and/or retarded

>>156173637
It's called having favorites

>>156173494
The woman was Japanese.

>>156172410
What's your favorite moe anime?

>>156173853
KONO DIO DA Thotslayer cares little

>>156172410
What do you and Pucci do in private?

>>156173916
Yuru Yuri (Daze. Look I'm edgy Jotaro)

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>>156173968
It's complicated...

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>>156173916
Forgot the image. Damnit internet! KONO DIO DAAAAA

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NANI? #SaveZaWarudo

>>156172410
How many fingers am I holding behind my back

>>156172410
Why didn't you have that cop shoot Jotaro in the face instead of in the leg?

>>156172410
Why do you walk around with your pants wide open?

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>>156172410
Why are all your dakis sold out?

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Love, /vp/