How do japanese people function in the early morning, specifically

>cooking
more like heating it up nigga

>>156057592
That kind of nasty...

They shower before they go to bed. It's also not hard to wake up at 6 a.m.

Successful people dont stay up till 3am watching anime ,never studying and then wonder why they ha e failed at life.

Japs get it drilled in them that education and maintaining yourself is most important.

Are they happy? Who knows but they on average are doing better financially then we are

Probably because the characters in the show are good students and wake up a few hours before they have to leave for school.

>still arrive on time for school if not early
From my experience 3 out of 5 students are chikoku chikoku.

>>156057993
Early to bed early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Remember that anons.

Most schools starts at 8:30.
Also, students' skipping of breakfast has been a social issue in Japan.

used to wake up 4 am for college

There are places where school doesnt start 8am?

>>156058038
I sleep from 5PM to 1AM.

Got the system beat.

>>156058120
For me it was 8 on Mondays 7 for the rest of the week.

Time moves slower during those scenes, duh.
You can start sleeping on 9pm to 11pm and still be able to wake up at 6am assuming your body clock isn't fucked. You got 1 hour for preparations, and 1 hour for travel time. You can always adjust those depending on how far you are from school. iirc, school usually ends on 4-6pm depending on the school/schedule.

>>156057993
But that a fucking lie! The japanese yen has depreciated against the american dollardoo!

>>156058052
>skipping of breakfast has been a social issue
How stupid, I never ate breakfirst for many years when I was still at school, look at where I am now.

>>156058336
Sitting in front of a PC, browsing mongolian moving picture murals.

>>156057462
It's always midmorning to noon levels of bright outside too. Growing up in Florida, even in the middle of summer the sun wasn't fully up until well after anime portrays people going to school. Add to that, Tokyo is roughly on the same latitude as central North Carolina.

>>156057462
>I'm assuming school starts at 8am
When the fuck does it start in your country, afternoon?

>>156058557
First bell rang at 0645 at my highschool, in seats no later than 0700.

>>156058336
Once you regularly eat breakfast you understand why you felt like such a lazy fuck all day before. Breakfast really is the most important meal of the day.

>>156057462
>starts at 8am
9am actually

>>156058557
>>156058590
Jeez anons you got it rough, for us it was 9:00 for registration, first class at 9:15

I work at a coffeeshop in the mornings at 5:00 am and I still make a point to shower and have breakfast every day before work. It's not that hard.

>>156057462
If girls at my school could do it I'm sure the japs do it fine too.

>>156058764
Yea but rice, miso soup, salad, and salted salmon is overkill, is it not?

>>156057462
Now that I think about it I've honestly never seen anime portray anyone showering in the morning. It's usually they wakeup, get dressed, eat breakfast, then get to school/work.
Could anybody give examples?

>>156058829
Rice is cooking while you take a shower, the rest takes like a minute to prepare.
Usually it's made by mom that's conveniently out of frame anyway.

>>156058903
Amagi brilliant park, sento took a bath but not a shower.

>>156058336
living it up

>>156057993
>Are they happy?
They're so happy they try to kill themselves every now and then.

>>156058590
i dont believe anyone would start that early where the fuck are you from

first class at 9am in the uk usually, finishing at 3pm

>>156058336

I only eat one big meal at night. Never had any problems, not a fatty. Don't get the hype with breakfast.

>>156058970
not op but us here, was normal

>>156058970
Not him but it's how it is here in the Philippines and I assume for a lot of other places in Asia.

You faggots seriously think that waking up in the morning, taking a shower and eating a breakfast is exclusively a Japanese thing? What?

>>156058336
This.

>>156058970
8 am in Soviet Russia but the school is literally 2 minutes away from your commieblock so it was fine.

>>156057993
No that is not true, I need to wake up at 4 am to get to my part time job and it just makes me feel dead inside.

>>156059031
neets man

>>156057462
It shouldn't be that hard. I was still able to take a bath, eat breakfast, and get to school on time. First bell usually rang around 7am.

>>156059108
Was meant for>>156058038

>>156057462
Showering in the morning is way better than showering at night

>>156058903
Don't nips usually only take a bath at night and skip showering in the morning?

>>156059108
Have you tried sleeping soon after getting home? and waking up in the middle of the night?

>>156059155
Ideally you should do both, but showering in the morning is pretty much a requirement.

>>156058970
Southern US, school started super early but final bell rang by 1330 usually home by 1430.

>>156059155
>>156059250
why would you shower at all?
fuck off norms

>>156059028
Another SEAfag here.

Just checked on a typical highschool website here and first period starts at 0645.

The idea is that parents can drop off their kids to school before going to work.

But since Japanese kids seem to go to school on their own, maybe their schools start later.

>>156059235
I tried doing that, but my parents just complain that it isn't normal to sleep during the day and that I should live as a human and not as some weird vampire.

>>156059291
Fuck your parents then. Better a vampire that's getting enough rest than a zombie that's getting barely any.

Waking up before 6 am is fuckin death, had to wake up 4 am for a job once and it was hell

I have class starts at 7 AM though.
Well I only drink coffee before taking class.

I never got this either. I see characters in anime doing all you listed. When I was in school all I had the time for was to take a five minute shower and then chug down coffee on the way to the bus.

>>156059291
Have you tried drinking the blood of virgins?

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>You'll never get a second chance at life as a Japanese child with two responsible parents and a decent education that's completed before you turn 23.
>You'll always have to play catchup with people who weren't retarded and lazy loners in high school.
Japan's whole "depression" problem can't possibly be as bad as America's.

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>>156059285
I'm a super normie corporate goon

>>156059200
Do people seriously do this?
I'd feel fucking disgusting if I just showered at night and not bathed in the morning and went outside.

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>>156058038
But my biological clock already in the mess.

What do??

>>156059285
Jokes on you, I'm browsing /a/ at work!

Waking up for school is infinitely way easier than waking up for work.

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School started at 8.40 for me. It also ended at 2.55 for some reason.

I don't get it

>>156059363
Nips sweat less than normal humans so I guess that's why they're fine with that.

>>156059363
I do it. Showering before bed is very relaxing and makes it easier for me to sleep. I don't feel sweaty at all in the morning so I'm fine without a morning shower.

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Some American schools start at 9 AM, I went to a college prep high school and we started at 9:15.

It would've been pretty easy to handle getting up at 7 for breakfast+shower then getting to school on time if I wasn't staying up until 2-3 AM jerking off and listening to music.

>>156059351
Is that a stain

>>156057462
Sleeping for 13 hrs a night is an American thing. Most people Japan sleep like 6 hrs max.

>>156059421
Not yet.

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>>156059347
>tfw you weren't retarded and lazy
H-huh?

>>156058970
In my second year at Sixth Form they changed the time table so lessons started at 8:25AM so school could finish at 2:30PM. Basically just got rid of morning and final registration and moved it to the middle of the day.

>>156059421
It's a puddle.

>>156059344
Does drinking my own blood count?

>>156059324
Well they just don't understand that.
I really need to move out.

>>156059401
That's bullshit, Japs sweat and stink like everybody else. I once sat behind a couple of Japanese tourists in the bus and I could clearly smell their pit stink.

>>156059363
>I wake up fresh, with more time and my bed is cleaner
I don't see the problem.

>>156057462
All of that is not only reasonable, but also the case in Western countries. The only difference is
>cook a well prepared homecooked meal
>eat said meal
But that stems from a misunderstanding of Japanese breakfast. A typical Nip breakfast will consist of
>Rice
>Miso soup
>Some vegetables
>Fish
This is incredibly easy to make though
>Rice is put in the ricecooker before you shower, is done when you've finished your shower
>Miso soup is microwaved for a few minutes
>Vegetables are eaten raw
>The fish was probably perpared the evening beforehand or bought ready-to-eat

That cuts out a lot of preparation time and makes the entire schedule feasable, if you get up between 6:30 and 7:00. Assuming the average human being needs 8 hours of sleep*, getting up at even 6am is perfectly viable if you go to bed at 10 pm, which is a very reasonable time for a high school student.

*Napoleon argued that only fools need 8 hours, women need 7 hours and men need only 6 hours.

What kind of high school starts at fucking 8, mine started at 6:50, and I had to get on the bus at 6:10 because it was an hour walk to school.

>>156059381
Don't sleep when you usually go to bed and stay up untill like 8 am to wake up decently early in the morning.

>>156057462
They typically wake up around 6 AM, I think, which is roughly sunrise.
It's pretty normal to get up at sunrise. Some westerners just find it weird because their sterile, barely functional family life had no structure growing up.

>>156059406
Same here, but I always make it a point to bathe in the morning. Maybe its just the climate here being hotter.

>>156059559
What do you mean by everybody else though? People sweat and stink at different rates.

>>156059577
>Napoleon argued that only fools need 8 hours, women need 7 hours and men need only 6 hours.
No wonder he is such a manlet.

>>156059577
>Napoleon argued that only fools need 8 hours, women need 7 hours and men need only 6 hours.
AND GUESS WHAT

NAPOLEON WAS A FUCKING MANLET HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU NEED 9 HOURS OF SLEEP TO GROW BIG AND STRONG

>>156059381
Force yourself to bed at a reasonable time and lay there until you fall asleep. Set an alarm to wake you up at a reasonable hour and get up no matter how tired you are. Then don't take any naps during the day.

Do this for a few days and your internal sleep clock will shift to the new cycle and you'll start feeling tired earlier for bed and have more energy during the more active part of the day.

>>156057462
chikkokuchikokku

>>156057462
What is this? /r9a/?

>>156059394
This.
In highschool I took the bus a few times. Then I'd wake up at 4am and walk the mile to school. Take a nap on a bench until my friend showed up. Then we'd wait on the principal to show up and go in. Another friend would show up and we'd cross the street to smoke weed. Come back about 30 min before first bell and munch in the cafeteria.
Had to wake up at 4am for a job, was late 18 times in a month, only by a minute or two, but it got me fired.

>>156059671
Napoleon was actually average height for his time.

>>156058970
Here in Colombia I had to be at my seat at 7am, and some schools can go as early as 6:30am.

>>156059577
Napoleon also took like 2 hour long bathes which he probably napped during

>>156059381
Get a 9-5 job.

>missed my 9:30am class today
Props to anyone who likes classes before this time or have to.

>>156059580
first world country ones

>>156058970
In my case, classes usually started at 8:00 AM and ended at 4:30 PM on Monday-Tuesday and 3:00 PM the rest of the week (Wednesday to Friday)

>>156059724
This is just bullshit, being late is +5min at least, unless it's a meeting or something like that.

>>156059834
I grew up in a 130k median income town on long Island faggot, 6:50 a.m. start time. I guess Europoors just can't organize themselves.

>>156059674
Taking melatonin 30 min before bedtime for a few days will help quite a bit as well. The most important thing is sticking to the schedule for a few days.

Do japs change into their sport uniforms or do they wear that shit all day long?
I'm assuming normal people do the latter but Japs wear that slutty revealing clothes and are crazy fucks in general so changing clothes between indoor classes and sport activities doesn't sound too retarded for them.

>>156059653
>>156059671
He was far from a manlet at the time, which at about 172cm puts him at above average for a Frenchman at his time and even today only slightly below the average of France and America alike. If you weren't a moron and a memelord you'd know that the confusion stems from multiple sources such as
>Napoleon's height being measured in pre-Metric French inches, which are slightly longer than Imperial inches
>Napoleon being called "le petit Corporal" due to his exploits in Italy, which non-native French speakers may misinterpret due to not understanding that "petit" can be a term of endearment (a father can call his son "mon petit" even if said son is twice as tall as he is)
>Napoleon always being surrounded by his Old Guard, who had a minimum height of 180m (which, at the time, was huge). From a distance he looked like a manlet surrounded by normal men rather than a normal man surrounded by giants
Of course Coalition propaganda took this idea and ran with it.

>>156059763
>2 hour long bathes
Never heard of that, though I have heard that he took between-battle powernaps on his horse.

>>156059730
>>156059934
average = small
you absolute morons

if you have an average sized dick it's still a small fucking dick

>>156059933
I'm confused at what you're trying to say but of course they change into sports uniforms?

>>156059650
What I mean is, yes people do sweat and stink. That doesn't make it an excuse for them to just shower before going to bed and not shower in the morning and go about their day.
But yeah, I guess people do sweat at different rates most likely due to different climates.

>>156059987
why it has to be fucking 8 or 80 with you fucks
ugh

>>156058038
But japs don't go to bed early, they work/study until like 10PM, and THEN go home.

>>156060023
That's exactly the reason they die to colds

>>156060023
They go home before it gets dark, which in Japan is like 5 pm

>>156059991
Like go to school in normal uniforms and THEN change into their sport uniforms.
It's just that I've never seen, or at least don't remember, SoLshit with people wearing their sport uniforms indoors.

How do people with jobs watch late night anime
>inb4 they don't

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>>156059987
>average = small

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>>156059987
>average = small

>>156060057
they tape it

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>>156059987
Stop watching porn.

>>156060057
They watch it at work you fucking dork.

>>156060056
>wearing sportwear outside of sporting activity
The fuck

>>156060057
DVRs man

>>156059848
Nowat wallyworld, late is 10 minutes. Had another job where clocking in "on time" didn't cut it. "On time" was clocked in, suited up and on the line ready to go at the stroke of "on time". They would literally wait on the second hand .

>>156060057
I download my shit and watch them in the weekends.

>>156059987
If everyone is small then it makes zero sense to single out one guy who was also small for being small, idiot.

>>156059816
Set your alarm for the time the sun rises in your part of the world, give or take 5 minutes.
Literally nobody sleeps deeply through sunrise without chemically induced sleep or exhaustion. You'll wake up to that alarm every time, and within 2 days your schedule will adjust and make you feel tired earlier in the evening to add hours to your sleep.

People who have trouble waking up in the morning usually do so because they come close to waking at sunrise, and then fall back to sleep. The downswing in your rhythm then knocks you out for another 3 - 4 hours and makes you feel tired and lethargic when you finally do get up. If you need to be active in the day before noon, set your wakeup for sunrise and let your schedule adjust to that. It's way easier than you think it is, most people don't have any idea how close they come to waking up with the sun.

It also helps to alternate between 6 and 8 hour nights. 6 is optimal for productive wakefulness the following day but will eventually catch up to you, 8 will tend to leave you waking with less energy but help you recharge fatigue from the 6 hour nights.

>>156060056
Of course they do you fucking retard. They do that in any country in the world.

>>156059997
>different climates.
Genes and diet.

>>156060146
>expecting someone that legit thinks anime is a 1-1 representation of japanese daily life to have common sense
wew lad

>>156059997
Asians tend not to produce as much body odour. It's a well-documented and well understood genetic quirk. Their sweat glands don't secrete enough of the chemical that scent-producing bacteria eats.

Look it up yourself.

>>156060106
>>156060146
At my school we used sports uniforms Tuesdays and Thursdays and wore them all day long.

>>156060146
>>156060106
No they don't.
Normal countries with normal sport uniforms that aren't RapeMe™ shorts have you wear your sport uniform all day long.

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>>156060125
Not that anon, but this is pretty helpful thanks senpai.

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>tfw HS would always start at 9AM
>had to always wake up at 6:45 to make it because bus schedules and shit
this is why I became a truant in high school and spend half of my days home playing

mfw the last two HS years (16 and 17 yo), I went 2 days per week from 7:30 to 22 and the others days from 13 to 22

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>>156057462
What anime do you watch where the characters actually have to do their hair and put on beauty products?

I have a better question: are Japanese teenagers really as independent as anime makes them out to be? I mean, Emiya and Tohsaka basically run manors by themselves. I mean that's fantasy chuuni shit but even in more realistic shows they show teenagers living by themselves all the time, or barely interacting with their parents.

>>156059934
T.Napoleon
Napoleon being a manlet was just a meme all along, everyday you learn something new.

>>156060252
>>156060247
What the fuck

>>156060187
Are you telling me Japs don't normally get transported to fantasy worlds or have schools specifically designed for magic ability users?

>>156060247
>>156060252
This

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>tfw you were an idiotic weeaboo shut in during HS who never paid attention and coasted through but you do okay because blue collar work pays way more than people say it does

>>156060247
Sorry, you went to a poor fag school that couldn't afford locker rooms for changing.

>>156060247
>>156060252
>sitting in class with dirty sweaty clothes is "normal"
End your lives if this isn't bait.

>>156060239
Apparently this also lends to how their earwax is flaky instead of gooey.

>>156060252
That's retarded, can't they get dirty during PE? I'm not walking in dirty clothes all day long.

>>156060310
Are you unironically telling me kids and teenagers in your country and japan carry around a set of clothes for 3~ hours of sportshit?

>>156060373
>doing sports in school
that is for after school, spit on the sport teacher on the face and assert dominance, then study real things.

>>156060375
Wait, it's supposed to be gooey?

>>156060310
Think undershirts man, like they wear them under their uniforms. At least thats how it worked for me back then, since our sports wear generally consisted of a t-shirt w/ school logo and jogging pants or shorts.

>>156060307
Countryside parents send their kids to study in the city so kids can have a chance in society, but it's mostly just convenient for writers to not bother writing parents.

>>156060424
yes? its wax for a reason

>>156060416
Are you literally retarded? If you have PE that day you bring gym clothes to school and change in the locker room. Then afterwards you shower and change back into normal clothes.

>>156060364
>>156060373
We were just fine.
I didn't expect this to be such an issue.
Changing at school sounds cumbersome.

>>156060416
Yeah

>>156060477
>using the showers at school
Not if the school was shit

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>/a/ is full of that kid who would sit in class with dirty smelly clothes
Why was I even surprised?

>>156060307
Rural diaspora means that major population centers have a lot of migrant students living there to study because they were born out in the sticks. Those kinds of students enjoy a lot of independence for teenagers because they live away from home.

Anime idealizes it heavily, though. A lot of the series that depict that kind of independence are either essentially writing college-aged characters and calling them teenagers (because their audience is college-aged adults) or just making it out much better than it really is because super independent and capable teenagers is a standard of young adult fiction.

>>156057993
>Who knows but they on average are doing better financially then we are
Things that aren't true: the post

>>156060416
You keep them in your locker. Do you carry literally every text and notebook around with you during the day as well?

Holy shit this is the retardedest conversation I've ever heard. It's one thing if your school doesn't make you shower but if you actually walked around in your gym clothes all day in your school that's fucking retarded and disgusting.

Did athletes wear their uniforms all day too

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>>156057993
reminder

>>156060424
Well it's not supposed to be like gak running out of your ears, but somewhat like a peanut butter consistency. Again, genetic diversity.

>>156060510
>Tfw you were drilled into a clean maniac to the point it took therapy and meds to stop it
thanks mum

>>156060557
>retardedest

You must be 18 or older to post here.

>>156060569
That's fuckin great.

>>156060569
>you will never have senpai this bro

>>156060590
I've long since stopped caring about what 15 year olds on /a/ think about my grammar, much less ones that go to such shit schools that don't even make their kids change after gym class

>>156058038
>wealthy and wise
>implying

>Getting exposed as a kid around a bunch of (eventually not) strangers just because of 3 hours or so of sweating.
No wonder you faggots are so gay and get raped all the time. This explains the sports teacher molester stereotype, you totally deserve it.
Thanks /a/, you teach me so much.

>>156060557
But it's just school "sports". At least for me it was an hour of light jogging and half-hearted basketball. You barely work a sweat. If, like >>156060416 says you do three hours of sports then of course it's different. Here if you want to do actual sports it's after classes.

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>>156060569
>tfw you realize what you lacked all along was a bro.

>>156060822
>3 hours or so

Huh? Even the football players in my school only practiced for 2 hours, much less P. E. which was only really 30 minutes.

>>156060822
literally on the spectrum

For growing teenagers waking up before 8 is seriously messing them up mentally. My middle school started at 9 am and our grades were consistently better than the other guys. we even won awards.

>>156060822
Did you also hold your piss in for the whole day because of fear of "getting exposed"?

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>>156060822
>just because of 3 hours or so of sweating
>just 3 hours of sweating
>just

>>156060885
Most people I've known in the U.S. started class at 9:00 in elementary school and 7:30 or so in high school. I've heard it's so that the older siblings can get home early to take care of the younger kids, but I don't have any solid evidence for that.

>>156060855
>>156060881
That's even worse, all that shit for 30 minutes of bare-bones exercise?
>>156060898
Going to the bathroom and taking a shower are two completely different things.

>>156060997
>all that shit for 30 minutes of bare-bones exercise?
This is the 'wear your sports uniform all day' case.

>>156060981
It's not that, it's because high school kids are supposed to do extra curricular activities and get jobs and shit. If school started at 9 30, sports players and stuff wouldn't get home until like 7:30+, well past dinnertime.

>>156060997
In my experiance a lot of schools don't even enforce the shower anymore. Most kids just get changed in front of their lockers and leave. The worst that happens is everyone shit talks each others choice in underwear and just don't be the kid with tighty whities.

>>156058970
7:30-15:00 for my school in US. Wednesdays were late start at 8:30 though.

>>156058120
It starts at 7 p.m. in Mexico starting from junior high.

>>156057993
On average they have a truckload of hikkineets who say shit like "you work you lose"

>tfw you wasted your life

>>156061121
And by "p.m." I of course mean "a.m."

>>156061131
But it fucking true,


T. Someone who works in a professional service firm. All that fucking unpaid OT

>>156061067
i thought "hit the showers" just some dumb meme they made up for highschool tv shows, I've never seen a school with showers.

>>156060569
Please don't make me cry this early.

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>tfw will never be qt loli that makes own lunch

>>156061132

Just be yourself ;^) like, follow your dreams bro

>>156061195
My school had showers, but I think only the sports teams used them after school.

>>156061195
here generally every school with gym has showers but there is almost never enough time to use them.

>>156060569
so what's this an ad for

>>156061132
Its not wasted until its over. You still have time anon, and that time is now.

>>156061374
Probably cigarettes or something.

>>156057993
>tfw I can do all that and still be successful
It's nice being an exam person.

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>>156058038

>>156061195
My school had showers too. People only used them when we had swimming though.

>>156057462
You can see how a JK girl ideally goes through her morning here:
https://www.erin.ne.jp/jp/lesson01/letssee/index.html
Put subtitles if necessary.

>>156061562
>that one kid who refused to shower after swimming, because he thought the pool water already made him clean

>earwax is supposed to be gooey
Now all those gross out cartoons I watched as a kid make sense

>>156061587

>brushing teeth before breakfast

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>>156057462
>How do japanese people function in the early morning, specifically students.
They don't. That's why they have one of the highest suicide rates.

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>>156061166
>Salaried positions where you don't get an hourly wage until three years in

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>>156059363
it keeps your mattress cleaner because you dont go to bed dirty , so it smells nicer, but talk about bedhead my hair is usually unruly

also how would nips find the time to do their fucking retarded washing up "shower"ritual before work?

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>>156060569
literally me except no bro

>>156061243
she eats alarm clocks for breakfast?

>>156058661
Not true.
It was the most important during times when people actually had to do hard fucking manual labor work. Back in those days they would easily eat up to 2k calories in the morning just to be able to survive the workan day.

No fucking desk jockey needs a breakfast. No fucking body.

>>156059108
>its 4am
>only 4 hours left of my 12 hour shift

be dead inside

4am is litterally the worst time out of all 24 hours in the day

>>156059363
I take a shower before and after sleep.

I can't function without a shower at morning.

>>156062139
If the desk jockey you describe is a fat fuck, yes he doesn't need a breakfast but he also should be at low glycemy most of his day to loose weight.
If he's a healthy weight, it's better for him to have a light dinner and a hearthy breakfast, that way he gets to work with respectable blood sugar instead of going on an empty stomach end crashing around 10 o'clock and needing to waste his change on the vneding machine.

>not going to bed at 10 pm, waking up at 4 pm, watching anime for two hours, taking a shower, making a nice breakfast, and then going to your fulfilling and stable job

/a/ will never know the true joys of living

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>>156057462
>>sleep a reasonable amount
Sleeping 6 to 7 hours is okay.
>>take a shower
They don't take showers in the morning.
>>apply beauty products, and do their hair in a painstaking long way
That takes 30 minutes at most.
>>cook a well prepared homecook meal
They ate leftovers and bread.
>>eat said meal
Toast in mouth cliché.
>>still arrive on time for school if not early.
>implying

>>156057462
I'm amazed at how, at least in anime, it's not uncommon for people as young as 14 years old to live on their own and do all of the housework by themselves. In other countries that usually doesn't happen until the person turns 18.

>>156060252
This has to be bait

>>156062274
>4pm
>breakfast
you sure, you didn't mistake it for dinner?

>>156062227
What's the point in showering before? Can't afford sheets?

>>156062258
The liver is able to store more than enough sugars for the whole fucking next day. More than enough supply for stable blood sugar levels.
The issue are ill people with fucked up sugar sensibilities because of sugars everywhere and hueg meals in the mornign because lol breakfast.
You don't work hard, no breakfast for you.

Your ancestors survived by hunting hungry and eating like a king in the evening.
Protip: They weren't fat and didn't fight with diabetes

>>156062336
t. didn't help his parents
okay it's rare unless your parents are working super late to be doing all of it alone, but since you're supposed to do a bit of everything since the age of 7, you'd think being able to do it all at 14 would just require a bit of effort

>>156062408
>you
>possessing reading comprehension

pick one

I don't eat breakfast until like 6 30, after two hours of anime and shower.

>>156059363
I feel the same, anon, but I live in a tropical country. I think it's ok to miss some showers in northen hemisphere because it's colder.

>>156062414
It helps me relax after work and I sweat a lot.

>>156062448
that's still fucking evening or did you mean to say a.m. and i don't get the 12 hour system.

>>156062414
Doesn't change the fact that waiting for glucagon to make its job makes you feel sloppier than having had a reasonable intake beforehand.
As long as your total diet is balanced and well measured you can have intakes whenver you want.
There's no point in forcing you to feel like shit all morning because it's not necessary, that's one of the feats of having cupboards to store food instead of going hunting every morning.
Also that sugar sensitivity shit only applies to people who think "cereals" make for a good breakfast.

>>156062527
I meant a.m. obviously

>>156061812
>That's why they have one of the highest suicide rates.
They haven't, since ages.

>>156062507
Okay that's something else. I mean everybody is sweating a lot during sleep. I just couldn't even think about not showering in the morning.

>>156062578
They're still like 17th, very high for a supposedly modern and stable country

Not as bad as South Korea though

>>156062577
sorry then, there is nothing obvious on this board, you could work some odd night shifts and still call your first meal after waking up a breakfast just because.

>>156062726
Well technically it would still be breakfast in that case since breakfast literally means "break" the "fast"

>>156062573
What I think is that one should listen to his body. If you don't feel hungry in the morning then why should you force yourself to eat something? Especially if you don't have to work with your body or walk long distances during work?

I have read lots of stories (backed by studies but then again lol studies and counter-studies and counter-counter studies) that many people are more likely to get hungry earlier if they have eaten breakfast (with carbs) than just skipping breakfast. Given they are not cutting weight and supply their body with maintenance calories.
I can confirm this but it's an individual thing and doesn't have to apply for everybody.

>>156062872
>if they have eaten breakfast (with carbs)

Carbs are evil, put butter in your coffee

>>156062951
Cup noodles and Coca Cola.

>>156062872
Yeah I think we're on the same page.
I'm always hungry and parched when I get up.

>>156057462
>how do Japanese people function...
You should stop right there.

>>156062951
Soup

>>156059987
The dick part is actually true because most people are above average, its just the few microdicks that bring it down alot.

>>156063017
I always feel sick if I eat anything in the morning, especially sweet things and I always wake up thirsty.

I have to wake up at 6AM, school starts at 8AM but it's one hour away by bus (can't drive there because no parking/too expensive to park all morning), thank god I only study once a week

>>156060333
That's because most people are horrible with money.

>>156062619
Actually 26th, and 36th for male rates (they're more notable for being 21st in female suicides)
It's still high for a Western country, but they fall between Belgium and Finland so it's nothing uniquely Japanese.

>>156063085
body fat percentage range? or in other words are you overweight?
visited a doctor? are you thirsty only in the morning or during the whole day?

>>156061811
You should do that before and after though.

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>>156060298
BED HEAD
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>>156063179
Not him but I have 18.6 and I get parched all day long (though it's worse when I wake up), with shit like lack of any eye lubrication until I've drank.

>>156063179
I don't know but I've never been overweight and I get really thirsty only after I wake up.

>>156063330
I have dry eyes since over ten years and I can tell you that it's rather normal for everybody to have less lubricated eyes after awakening (less to none production from glands and because you aren't blinking less lipids in the tears which are very important for stability and lubrication) though they are some instances of it being linked to illness.

If it's as bothering as you say then you should get some drops. If you want go to a doctor first but you won't hear much more from them in this regard anyways.

>take a shower in the morning
Why
>cook a well prepared homecook meal
Mom does the cooking. Otherwise they'll just eat convenience store food.

This thread is making me so jealous of first world people. In my country school was so shit. The general highschool experience here is:
>school starts at 7:00 am
>classes until 9:00 am
>9:00 ~ 9:30 am is recess
>cool kids buy snacks in the school cafeteria
>some people bring food from home, some lazyfucks beg for food, some don't even care to eat
>then classes until 12:30
>then go home unless we have pe which is basically soccer

There's no such thing as school clubs either. First world schools seem to have a lot of.interesting optional things. We only had regular classes here desu

>>156063215
Actually does anyone in Japan still do their hair like Sayaka? Even for country bumkin style, it seems really old fashioned.

Isn't twin braids considered really fucking oldschool by now?

>>156059363
I've always showered exclusively at night. You don't get dirty from sleeping unless its summertime and humid as hell in your bedroom.

>>156063638
All clubs or official after school activities are retarded and only done because most schools have mandatory community service or extra curricular requirements, or to look good on college applications

>>156058052
I thought running with a toast in the mouth was the typical japanese breakfast.

>>156063733
Sounds like something a loser would say. FFA was awesome.

>>156063792
what is "FFA," full faggotry association?

>>156057462
>this thread is still alive

GJ-bu hot pockets.

>>156058120
It started 7:24 where I went, but that was just the bell, classes started at 7:30

>>156063638
My experience was similar but instead of morning I studied in the afternoon and I had to travel 40 minutes by bus to get to my school.

>>156057462
Correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't precisely school days the one time where japs have "freedom" to do what they want? That's why the 99% of anime are set on school. Also most anime characters don't stay till 3 am watching anime, and when they do it's heavily explicit just how doing so fucked up them good, and even that is part of a normal school life.
Now talking about adults is a whole different business, most of them don't have dreams and hopes and have you ever wonder why there's so many pachinko games in Japan? They sure know their people.

Also what you're talking about is a worldwide problem, I had to be changed to the late school time cause I simply couldn't wake up at 6 am. And there ar studies that confirm that studying before the 10am is a futility.

>>156063501
I would keep an eye to your daily water intake.
One is losing water during night due to sweating (I lose between one and up to 2kg of weight during sleep and it's 99,9% water) so it'd be natural to be thirsty in the morning if you aren't drinking enough.

>>156063868
Uh, no. Japs are really busy in high school, especially in the final year. High school pops up in anime because it's an idealized time of youth.

Conversely, jap college is super easy but rarely pops in anime because it's seen as a career-focused time.

>>156063638
in the uk school was like this
>registration at 9am
>lessons from 9:15 until lunch (about midday i think)
>lessons from 12:30 until 3pm

that sounds right in my head
lessons would be 1hour segments, sometimes 2hour segments for sciences or physical education

>>156063638
Same except it started at 6:00 am. I don't know why would they make kids wake up so early, that was plain evil.

>>156064038
>2 hour pe slots

Sounds like my own personal hell desu

>Back as a kid
>in stick-up-their-ass religious school
>It's PE day so I have to wear the PE uniform all day
>Have to be there by 7:00 am
>Have to use part of my 30-min-long recess to buy breakfast
>2 hours of PE sometime before noon
>Don't shower or change clothes
>Leave at 3:00 pm (1:00 pm if it was a friday)
>But haha asshole, art and karate clubs
>Stay there until 5:00 pm
>Straight B's every year
>Now
>Read all this bullshit
Fuck you /a/, why do you do this to me?

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>>156064109
6am?

Where the fuck do you live? Hell?

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I used to stay up 'till 4 am every morning then sleep in school.

>>156063638
Belgium here
>school from 8:30 to 16:30

>There's no such thing as school clubs either. First world schools seem to have a lot of.interesting optional things. We only had regular classes here desu
What do you think? there's no club bullshit or fancy fun stuff here either. The fun was the extra math or language classes we could chose from

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>>156061121
Got to go late to avoid those chupacadras, huh hombre?

Haven't you seen the million scenes where the MC runs late to school with toast in their mouth?

>>156062206
Worked 12hr Weekends during Senior year and college. Completely ruined my social life (which I never even had in the first place) besides selling drugs to retards.

>>156064687
Do you know what that was originally parodying?

>>156064818
No.

>>156064369
Colombia, so yeah, hell.

> went to sleep at 10PM and woke up at 6AM everyday during highschool
> now sleep at 2AM and wakes up at 9.30 in a flexible time job
Dunno if I should be happy for my freedom or sad for my fucked up sleep schedule

>>156057462
get to sleep by 10 pm
i used to wake up between 5:30-6 am to get ready for school bc i had to be in early (6 45) for chamber orchestra or jazz ensemble
high schoolers are able to function somewhat reliably on less sleep than adults too

>>156058919
in most school anime, parents are "mysteriously" out of the picture. Either the sister/brother or childhood friend makes breakfast for the MC, but they also will either go to the same school, and have eaten their own food, AND have prepared a large bento for both of them, it just doesn't seem possible in the 1 hour or so most kids will be awake before leaving for school.

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>>156057462
The same way American students do?
I'm kind of a slob though
>wake up after snoozing alarm several times
>throw lunch in the microwave
>take meds
>throw on button-up/t-shirt&button-up and jeans
>retrieve lunch and pack it for later
>put on ballcap to hide messy hair
>leave for class
I'm pretty sure it just depends on how much you care about looking nice

>>156065173
You can prepare a shitton of food in an hour.

>>156065067
This. In high school I woke up at 6 every day and got 7 hours sleep every night.

In college I only have class mwf so I just don't sleep those days and sleep all day Tuesday and Thursday.

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>>156065215
>>take meds
is this common for american highschoolers or something

>>156065230
all while you're showering, brushing your hair, making sure you have everything, making sure you have done all the homework from last night, waking up the shithead MC who always sleeps late, sucking his dick, changing your panties to remove the queef juice from being so aroused AND tying your hair up in a nice ribbon?

I don't think so, darling.

>>156065298
Nowadays they give every 7 year old who gets in a fight or taps their fingers Adderall in the US

>>156065298
I'm not a high schooler and didn't have to take meds then but I wouldn't doubt it

>>156065298
Around 60% of students are on adderall these days.

I get up at 5:30 AM every day for my work. Whenever I hear some shit shit kid on the internet complain about having to wake up at 8, I get a good laugh.

>>156058970
Switzerland: 07:30 through 16:00

>>156065309
Protip: You can save time if you don't bother wearing panties until AFTER sucking MC's dick.

>>156065394
That can't be true. Got any sources?

I don't understand the whole "waking up late" thing. I don't think I've ever woken up past 7 30. Even if I go to bed very late, I still wake up at the same time, I just get tired earlier the next day.

>>156057462
>8am is early
Fucking NEETs

>>156064457
Aren't chupacabra supposed to act at night? It'd be even riskier to stay out late.

>>156065173
Parents are usually absent because they are busy getting buttfucked by work.

>>156065474
This is in the "Efficient Childhood Friend's Manifesto". Chapter 2, I believe.

>>156057462
I've tried a 8pm-5pm sleep routine and it was great, was in a good mood and everything.

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>>156057462
It's pretty easy getting up early for me. I can see how it wouldn't work for some though since I don't need too much sleep.
>go to sleep at 1am
>wake up at 5:30am(go back to sleep until 7:30 on the weekends)
>go shit or piss
>let out my hens from their coop
>shower, shave and other bathroom rutuals
>wake up sister at 6:20
>drive her to school at 6:50
>clean up my house a bit and check on my hens
>spend some time on /int/, /r9k/, /m/ or /a/
>drive to college at 8:30 since my classes start at 9:30

>>156065964
You don't need 9 hours of sleep, you could have slept less and felt just as rested.

>>156058038
Forcing yourself to sleep when you're not tired leads to poor quality sleep, and forcing yourself to wake up when you're tired leads to insufficient sleep, both of which are really, really bad for your cognitive functioning and overall health.

>>156066001
>let out my hens from their coop

What is this

>>156065964
I sometimes try to wake up this soon but it just doesn't work out for me. It doesn't matter how much I sleep I always feel tired and sleepy before 8am.

>>156066213
some stretches and exercises to get the blood going help, have you tried that?

>>156066159
if he lives in the same type of community as I do its not really that weird at all
I considered getting a chicken coop while in high school tbqh

>>156063172
All statistics about Japan are fake. Namely the ones about rape, suicide, and alcoholism. The real numbers are MUCH higher than what is published because the majority of it is covered up by the police/government or unreported due to their fucked up society.

Japan is fucked.

>>156067935
Damn, the world is such a deceptive place. Good thing I got random anons on an anime imageboard to set things straight.

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>I'm assuming school starts at 8am


Really OP and 286 posters think this is exclusive of japan? What shithole you live if you school dont start at 8:00am?

>>156067935
Statistics are fake everywhere in the world to a certain degree so even if Japan is fucked it's still not that bad.

>>156068095
some schools start at 7.30am here in germany.

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>>156063638

Clubs exist but nobody give a shit because clubs are more responsibilities and homework, and Young people dont like responsibilities and homework. And you never meet people for chances of sex, they are egocentrical fucks obsessed with club responsibilities

>>156068411
we had a "computer" club at my high school which was just "sit around and do whatever you want for an hour"

>People here never went to evening school
>People here never studied in prison-like buildings
>People here never heard gunshots outside school just before classes
>Still bitch about having to wake up early and make themselves breakfast

Wew lads, I can sense the spoiled brat aura from here.

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>>156068555
>living in a shit hole
>experience bad shit
>people grow up outside of shit hole
>not experience bad shit
>lol you're all brats

Your parents a shit.

>>156058336

>Skipping breakfast

Sorry if this is taken as hostile but I assume you're twig who doesn't weight anymore than 160lbs.

That's pretty sad for someone like me who works out and has protein powder

>>156068555
so did you grow up in the projects or something

>>156068615
This isn't /fit/
Nobody cares.

>>156068615
Your homo board is over there >>>/fit/

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>>156059724
>I took the bus a few times
>then I'd wake up
Damn that's some dedication.

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I remember my old school with chess clubs but all members are women also me, men always in soccer and basketball

>>156068484
Only if you are a generic nerd writing code or whatever.

>>156057993
>Who knows but they on average are doing better financially then we are
t. economically illiterate retard
they've been stagnant for decades, even worse than the US/EU

>>156065298
America, the land where it's ok for kids to be supplied hormones to be their parent's favorite "gender" but are too immature to decide who/when they want to have sex with.

>>156057993
>Successful people dont stay up till 3am watching anime ,never studying and then wonder why they ha e failed at life.

They are called White People, dont worry Trump should invent the Universal Income and you can be funcional member of society fixing robots

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I'm glad I went into army school, but I'm slightly sad and afraid of the future generations.

>>156068693
>>156068748

You wouldn't make it in a job where you're NEEDED to be on point like being a police officer, or a firefighter or a soldier

Just stick to getting angry while staring at the computer because that's probably the only good thing you're good at

>>156068963
You went to Army school? if you're a dude hang in there they like to fuck with ya'll be either for discipline or just because powerhungry cucks can

>>156069003
>baiting this hard
>needing (You)s because the only attention you got was your parents beating you

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>>156063050
>just a few microdicks that bring it down
You've gotta realize that there are probably a similar amount of monster penises that bring it up. So average is most likely still the average.

>>156069003
>police man
>fit
Pick one and only one. Theres quite a lot of fat cops. fat soliders.

>>156058970
In California every day was 8 to 3 with a monthly Thursday half day ending at 12:30

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>>156069003
>You need to be built and have breakfast everyday to be someone in life

>>156066136
This.

FFS people and their "advice" on sleep habits. It's not something you have that much control over.

>>156063050
Think about how math would have to work for what you just said to be correct.

>>156069382
For my kind of lifestyle? yeah you do actually which why I said your choices of life seem very sad to me.

You should take your sandy vagina somewhere else because I'm aware people lead different lives and opinions but I don't get butthurt about it just said it was sad and you went ahead and got your ego hurt

>>156065298
>humans have found a way to bypass physiological mistakes
>it's bad

Get with the times, grandpa. It's not the dark ages anymore.

>>156066136
Waking when you're tired is the best way to ensure you will be able to sleep when you want to and thus enjoy restful, good quality sleep.
You're just making excuses because you like to sleep in and then stay up until 3am shitposting and slurping energy drinks.

Whenever I see these NEET threads, it only reaffirms that normalfags/wage slaves are assholes and only are happy somewhat happy because they put down people they see as lesser than them to reaffirm their own miserable lifestyle.

>>156069812

>People that work need to put down others and use 'em as jumping stones in order self validate their existence

>NEETs/Hikimoris would be the same except there's no one out there below them in the food chain other than their equal homeless people

You'd do the same dumbass stop projecting because you haven't gone out and experienced the world

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>>156069696
I never said it was bad. But maybe there is something wrong with so many kids needing aderall or whatever. That damaged group of people should stop breeding.

>>156069932
Oh look, he's still doing it.

>>156069812
>put down people they see as lesser than them to reaffirm their own miserable lifestyle
That applies to pretty much every social group in existence.

>>156069960
"It's okay when I do it because [baseless generalization]!"

>>156069932
Why the need to space like some illiterate nigger?

>>156070011
>reading comprehension

>>156070011
All I hear is making up excuses why everybody does things the way they do.

Not even once have I noticed anybody here sound like the spongebob episode "I am [this] and proud" regarding your "ways" all I hear is bitching about how other people make fun of you

>>156068095
Schools start at 7:00 AM here in Tacoland

>>156070197
>"I am [this] and proud"
Only fags do this.

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>>156057993
Fucking /a/ thinks they know everything, go read a some financial newspaper so fucking retard. Japan has been economically stagnant if not in decline for fucking YEARS!

They have huge mega corporations that have millions if not billions in free cash sitting in the bank, because there is SHIT to invest in. Japan business culture is so fucking cucked that they refuse to embrace entrepreneurship and innovation because MUH SAFETY NET. That why when globalization/digital age hit, all of their companies are losing to other corporations. They do well in their internal market, but shit everywhere else.

The only thing they still have a competitive edge on would be automobiles, but Korea is quickly catching up and Vietnam and other Asian countries are blocking imports of foreign vehicles in favor of building their own domestic markets.

>>156069696

>being emotionally and genetically defective to warrant meds
>being sucked in by child "specialists" meme

Literally an excuse for shitty parents to not do their job.

>>156069945

There is something wrong. Shitty parents who can't do their job educating children

>>156069812
I'm a normalfag in that I study and work but I'm mad jealous of the NEET life. It's just that it earns no money and it's not like I have autism bucks.

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>>156070713

>>156071005
The moral of the story, vote Bernie Sanders next time. Either everything gets better or everything collapses where everything is fucked/ Not a kleptocracy kinda fucked like Trump is trying to do.

And no, don't volunteer. People are idiots regardless.

>>156071267
Please go back.

>>156071005
>NEET using steam and playing dota

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>>156071267
>The moral of the story, vote Bernie Sanders
It really never gets any better.

>>156071005
This pic reeks of /v/.

>>156071267
But I don't like immigrants senpai

>>156057993
I didn't fail at life, I just choose a different route from everyone else. A normalfag life is not for me, I'm too lazy and wouldn't enjoy it at all.

>>156063093
this, but with a shitty minimum wage desk job

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>>156060252
>school had girls wear really short sport shorts
>made them wear them all day long anyway