https://twitter.com/botuyo/status/853617909628719109
what
Owls are lewd
>>155987361
we tell you people this every thread
Please no raping Shoebill
>>155987142
>>155987195
>My power level is at 530000
>But that's not my full power of course, so be at ease...
>Uwaa!
>Amazing!
>So you are a Friend who's good at fighting?
>>155987249
Shoebill's VA is a real qt3.14, too!
>You want pray game?
>>155987420
I want to pat shoebill on the head.
>>155987319
1. a bunch of bros make KemoFure-related airsoft costumes
2. they play airsoft, destroying everything in the process
3. post pic related as a joke pretending to be bullies
4. go viral
>>155987249
>tfw you realize Kemono Friends was 10 years ago
>>155987527
>tfw you realize resurrection of Kaban was 2017 years ago to this day
>>155987527
>vietnam was 15 years ago
>evangelion is now 30 yo
>jojo is 60 years old
where did time go ?
>>155987431
>>155987602
>evangelion is now 30 yo
It actually being 20 years old doesn't make this any better anon.
>>155987407
Try again anon.
Do you guys think that the restocking problems will end after the 27th?
If there are Kemono Friends does that mean there are Kemono Enemies as well? Is that what happened to all the invertebrates?
Friendly reminder that Stellar Sea Lion can't be outlewded.
>>155987722
It wont end until they start doing volume 2.
>>155987722
No. The size of the market is clearly being severely underestimated. Unless this is some artificial scarcity ruse.
>>155987361
Owls are
T H I N N
>>155987722
Those fine legs. Thank the sandstar.
>>155987777
invertebrates are soulles parasites
Dont bully the hug friend she is sensitive
>>155987840
Can I tackle her?
>>155987787
I don't know man, the salamander girls are pretty sexy. . .
post huggable friends
Kemono friend threads are comfy.
>>155987939
>>155987787
beaver and that aquatic one with the swimsuit which had half her ass hanging out at all times were pretty hot as well
>>155987722
>>155987823
Feels to good to be a legs man.
>>155987939
all friends are equally hugable
>>155987966
Otter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hpRAhCX0Ss
>>155987939
>>155987939
>>155987991
>>155987722
I hope so, I want my buckets.
>>155987787
SALTWATER
CROC
somehow i like this comic
>>155988010
Sugoi! It's a friend who's good at hosting TV!
>>155988143
>>155988010
Sugoi.
>>155987787
Why do you spell her name wrong in every thread? It's Steller, not Stellar.
>>155988010
>there's more
nice
>Season 2 is done in traditional flip-book animation.
Would you watch it?
>>155987527
Moron, learn how to read a calendar, it was actually5 minutes ago.
Best couples in KF?
Kaban + Serval > *POWER GAP* > Arai-san + Fennec > Prairie Dog + Beaver > The Foxes > Lion (Jaguar?) + Moose > The Owls > Gray Wolf + Giraffe
>>155988184
what makes kemono so /u/ ?
>>155988240
What pair will have a fight in S2?
>tiny little body for you to manhandle
>the best legs despite being a snake
>best personality for teasing
I love her.
>>155988256
>>155988240
Ep1 Kaban x Ep12 Kaban
>>155988301
do not torture friends
>>155988301
>>155988226
I would drop it desu
>>155987249
Im sure it was linked here already but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hpRAhCX0Ss
the dude did it again!
>>155988359
>>155988240
>Best couples in KF?
Bear x my dick.
>>155988259
A bunch of horny male animals were turned into girls, it's basically genderswapped bear culture.
>>155988373
>drop it
Can't tell if this is a joke or not.
>>155987787
>>155988129
Previous two threads it was decided that Saltwater Crocodile had her beat in lewdness.
>>155988240
Why is Jaguar put with Moose so often?
>>155988534
Did you watch the last episode?
>>155988259
didnt know leluch reincarnated already as a moose
>>155988560
Yes.
Did I miss something?
>>155988129
>>155988503
That does not count because she cheated by being a slut
>>155988240
Boss + Japari Bus
>>155988588
She's not a slut, she's a mercenary that uses her sex appeal to disarm and destroy.
>>155988503
Did you know that if you live in Borneo, you can get a permit to kill crocs.
>>155987758
Try not to overdo it, tho.
>>155988587
did you watch that little extra clip for the last episode?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYqjDcKfZN0
>>155988503
>I'm a Saltwater Crocodile because i love to live in creeks and deltas. Or that's where i got my name.
>I boast a money-making gigantic body among the reptiles.
>What kind of girl with this special body i am, you ask?
>It's the girl who can knock you out with a single strike.
>>155988617
delte this
What do these friends have in common. Lets see that animal knowledge put to work.
>>155988615
No. She's a slut
>>155988691
They both want a hug.
>>155988691
both are eating
>>155988216
Because I saved the file with that spelling and never checked if it was correct
>>155988386
Hululuuuu~
Seriously, you all are some of the nicest people I've seen in a general on /a/ in a long time.
>>155988301
Are her eyes rotating?
>>155988691
They live in the Americas?
>>155988799
Oh no you called them a general now they're going to show up on your doorstep and pelt you with japari buns
How long till S2?
>>155988799
Anon is a friend you likes to take it easy
>>155988799
friends are nice to each other
that's what friends are for
Anyone know where I can find the OST?
>>155988010
>>155988691
Same order?
>>155988856
5 minutes
>>155988781
>that scene
That's just Margay pretending to be pengs.
>>155988887
It's not even out.
>>155988799
I hate every single one of you honestly, I'm only here for the friends.
>>155988887
On the internet
>>155988503
I want to impregnate her and name our son Steve
f
>>155988842
Don't play with fire or you'll get burnt!
>>155988912
So you are a tsundere friend~
>>155988912
We love you regardless.
>>155988386
>dat Hippo.
>>155988948
Yeah like this
>>155988298
I want tsuchinoko to lay my eggs.
>The big attack on the Black Stone Cerulean
>White Rhino and Armadillo are shown sliding down some random hill
>There was no hill anywhere near where the fight was taking place.
>Lion's Bear Guard didn't even bother to join in.
so what happened with the guy who posted the webm of the KF Model of Hakase/Gray Owl?
Did he release the model/programm?
>>155989062
>Gray Owl
Who did she kill?
>>155989062
No, the fag didn't.
>>155989097
Ranger Rick.
>>155989036
>wanting others to lay your eggs
That's impossible. You're on your own, girl.
>>155989086
Almost thought that was a condom packet.
>>155988912
I hate you too you faggot
Here, take this smelly cow friend
>>155989086
Clever
>>155989097
I can't believe Kaban is fucking dead.
>>155989086
This is only make them to eat it.
>>155989097
Rocket Raccoon.
>>155988799
>So, you like japari buns, eh?
>>155988799
>>155988973
Now you will get to see how nice the people here really are.
>>155987319
I can't believe.
Please postSilky Anteater, she's too damn fluffy, cute and smug.
>>155988691
Both spray a foul smelling secretion from their anus?
>>155989211
I just woke up, and now, 10 more game friends.
1-star: https://pastebin.com/KxCNpXbd
2-star: https://pastebin.com/NdV2mJYr
3-star part 1: https://pastebin.com/PeVPJicn
>Tasmanian Devil
Did you hear my shout? It's loud and scary, isn't it?
Heh heh heh... Now that you are trembling, it's time for you to run away from me.
W-what? Be scared of me, already! Don't come close! I mean, Please don't come close!
>>155989289
I don't like this /u/ friend.
>>155989097
>Arai-san, mata yatta shimatta ne~
>>155988587
Did you miss the part when Moose sort of challenged Jaguar to a competition?
Moose saw potential because of Jaguar's strong arms.
Moose, being a meathead, does not realize the implication, but we do.
>>155989328
>areolas
>>155989345
>Sun Bear
Well, I'm the smallest of the Ursidae.
So small that some people call me "Dog Bear".
All i do is laze and roll around.
But since i'm Nocturnal, I'll get serious during nighttime. For real.
>>155989383
>Mountain Hare
I was born on the north, so snowy fields is my home. You can consider me, Mountain Hare as your little sister.
I'm puffy, fluffy and cute.
And also... European Hare is my rival!
Today we'll have a showdown on who's getting the best sleeping bed. This time, i will win!
>>155989345
New bully target detected
>>155989103
well certainly he was a cunt friend
>>155989415
>You can consider me, Mountain Hare as your little sister.
HNNNG
>>155989415
>Japanese Marten
Oh, excuse me. I'm a bit shy, but you look fine.
I went out to play both in day and night. What am i playing, you ask?
Umm... Climbing trees or exercising? Yep, Exercise!
I can bend my body like this. Amazing, isn't it?
>>155989097
John G
>>155989345
where's the eyepatch
>>155988010
>>155989453
>Coyote
I am confidence in my adaptability skill. So no matter i am, I make the best of it.
I communicate with my friends through howling. But we tend to get absorbed by it and create a chorus of howling.
Haha!
Anyways, You can count on me, Coyote and everything will be fine!
>>155989481
>>155989097Season 2
>>155989500
>Thomson's Gazelle
I'm Ruru the Thomson's Gazelle!
My sufficient speed and hopping strength is my weapon. Also my endurance and running feet, i mean, i'm good at pursuing!
Heh heh heh. If i were to put it onto a prespective, Even Cheetah-chan somewhat can't keep up with me
>>155989519
Tabenaide kudasai!
>>155988895
She is a very special, special cat
>>155989417
Careful for Tasmanian Devils can be as vicious as honey badgers (also just as smelly).
>>155989546
Indian Elephant
I'm Indian Elephant of Proboscidea Elephantidae Elephas.
I'm good at dancing. Isn't my clothes gaudy?
I always get hungry after a practice, And i'd go for peaches!
Ah, Maybe not the fruit kind.
>>155989588
>And i'd go for peaches!
>Ah, Maybe not the fruit kind.
>>155989453
Martens are cute.
>>155989588
>Bearded Seal
My actual name is Bearded Seal, but that name isn't idol-ish, so call me "Tama-chan"!
I'm good at diving underwater, so i think i want to form a water ballet idol group.
>>155987939
>you will never pet Lion's fluffy mane
Kill me now
>>155989480
Australian devil has the eyepatch.
>>155989588
>And i'd go for peaches!
>Ah, Maybe not the fruit kind.
What did she mean by this?
>>155989635
>Bald Eagle
Captain Bald Eagle, Bringer of Justice!
No evil within a thousand meter can ever escape my talon!
Let's deliver justice for today as well!
With that said, I am thinking of a new Tag Finisher. Let's think of it together!
Tag Finishers are romantic, isn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVQ9w-SP7mo
>>155988691
They like hugs
>>155988010
Aaaaa
So many cute girls. . .
>>155989679
>White Rhinoceros
I'm White Rhinoceros of Perissodactyla Rhinocerotidae
I'll give my utmost readiness to safeguarding Japari Park's peace.
Black Rhinoceros tend to call me "Princess", But please loose yourself and just call me White Rhino.
And that's it for now.
See you next thread!
>>155989679
Justice Friend is a good Friend
>>155989103
>>155989442
Have some faith in anon, there's still a chance he will deliver.
>>155989653
I like the aprons that was given to the marsupials.
>>155989500
>You can count on me, Coyote
That's reassuring. This couldn't possibly backfire.
>>155989723
Thanks.
>>155989723
Thanks once again, anon.
>>155989779
Can we recreate Loony Tunes with Friends?
>>155989289
heh
>>155989453
>I can bend my body like this.
Sounds like she would make a great friend for mating.
>>155988010
I don't understand the Arai-san/noodles jokes.
>>155989723
I see you are a Friend of culture as well.
>>155989755
he had his chance. Why didn't he upload it already? One was completly naked (why), the other fully functional with clothes
nigger also went radio silent afterwards.
He wont deliver.
>>155989779
There's also this version of Coyote.
>>155989679
This is perfect
>>155989679
>>155989838
No but a joke episode in that style of comedy would be fun
>>155988010
The fucking slug
>>155989838
>>155989849
Advanced Japanese memetics. Amateurs like us will never understand.
>>155989909
actually visible version
>>155989588
>And I'd go for peaches!
>Ah, Maybe not the fruit kind.
Not the first profile to have an innuendo in it.
>>155989682
>capybara impersonation
Its feathers are surprisingly pretty
>>155989679
JUSTICE
>>155989679
>>155989849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvhRYaecDvw
>>155989844
She's a mustelid, those guys are really flexible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2CTVqt2wxU
>>155989312I can't find her entry on the wiki, I just want to know her Jp name so that I can check pixiv orz.
>>155989415
Cute.
>>155989621
>>155989655
>>155989939
Does 'peaches' imply that she's a pussy chaser?
>>155989849
you don't need to
>>155990023
Peaches imply white tofu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO9PAgLtKo4
>>155989679
Let's Justice!
What would I know Serval's VA from? Her voice sounds so damn familiar but I can't place it.
>>155990040
Which means?
>>155990167
Nowhere, this is her first role.
>>155990023
name one friend that doesn't munch the rug
>>155990167
The Luck & Logic shorts. Or Bang Dream.
>>155990167
she's of illegal age
>>155989877
>U.S. Route 212 is a spur of U.S. Route 12. It does not intersect U.S. 12 now, but it once had an eastern terminus at U.S. 12 in St. Paul, Minnesota. It runs for 949 miles (1,527 km) from Minnesota Highway 62 at Edina, Minnesota to Yellowstone National Park.
Mine did a lot of fucking research
>>155990023
Peaches = Friend's behind
>>155989877
Wait, can anyone translate the quote above her name? This Coyote is outright talking about a Roadrunner.
>>155990242
the owls and foxes
>>155990205
In that case, I think it's that she reminds me of Ed from Bebob.
>>155990242
Margay is the only one I can think of who does because she's a fucking homo.
>>155990283
>>155990009
We need more rabbit friends this easter, is there any rabbit friends or are they all just hares?
>>155990283
Here's another picture with the card, although I'm not sure it's any more readable.
Momo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momo_(dumpling)
>>155990283
I can't help being interested in G-Roadrunner! >>155990335
Isn't this a reference to something? I recall there being some mostly-satirical yaoi show with faces like this
>>155990358
DELTE
>>155990335
>shirt say 'Beep!'
Mine is a westaboo confirmed
Was Looney Tunes ever popular in Japan?
>>155990453
Gauken Handsome
>>155989679
Finally I get to use my Eagle folder.
>>155990208
d'aw
>>155990459
It's not even that offensive, what are you getting triggered over that for?
>>155990335
Wow, even a "beep!" shirt. I guess Mine had to hold himself back from just making her feathers blue.
So..how many friends do silly courtship dances?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTcfDCjBqV0
>>155987249
A CUTE
>>155990542
>>155989036
>>155990542
If you spook a Frog Friend, do they
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800
>>155988973
DELETE THIS
>>155989345
Translator friend sleeps so much.
>shout
It must be a very loud "TASMANIAN DEBIRU DESUUUU!"
what does nano da means?
>>155990684
>>155990684
Nothing per se. But in Arai's case it's akin to an affirmation.
>>155990620
> Frogs actually do go REEEEEEE
I thought it was just a meme.
>>155990684
Basically indicates confidence in what she's saying. She's certainly correct. Like she were adding "Assuredly,..." or "I can say with confidence..." to every sentence with nanoda.
>>155989978
ヒメアリクイ himearikui
>>155990684
Nano = Five
Da = Minutes
>>155990620
This is mesmerizing
>>155990358
What does she want you to read to her, /a/?
>>155990620
>>155990756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCCJOTY7uRI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkwiQmGWK4c
>Oooooh my gawd.
>Oooooh Long John
>Oh Long Johnson
>Oh Montaaaaana
>Why my eyes ya
>All the live long day
Let's learn about Marsupials!
They're friends that have pouches!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqQL-1gZF8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xe-cyUQp1c
Fuckingcrows.
How many islands are there? How big is the park?
Is this like Jurassic park where there was island A made for tourists and island B where they actually made the dinosaurs?
>>155990948
>really who does that too a chicken
Why'd that make me lose it?
>>155990684
Trying to act more important, smae reason to speak about yourself in third person.
>>155991035
Here's Mine's concept art for it. The Park is basically Japan's map stretched out like it were covering a globe by itself.
Let's learn about the two Professors of the Island!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeFxdkaFzRA
>>155991137
What's that in the center?
Anyone in a position to do a marathon stream? I wish my computers weren't all toasters
>>155987787
>>155991433
why?
>>155991427
Hell
>>155991427
Park Central. It was supposed to be the place where visitants rested with hotels, stores, amusement park and such, basically a small city inside the Park.
In the game, it's where the Cerulean Queen was, although the concept art just says that it's a forbidden zone.
>>155987777
>Kemono Enemies
>>155991500
Because it'd be fun to marathon it with you guys one last time.
>>155991582
A-are you dying, Anon?
I want to rape Shoebill.
>>155991671
Yes?
>>155991671
We're all dying.
>>155991478
Is that somekind of transparent babydoll clothes?
I like it and I'm sold.
>>155991671
From lack of S2You never know what'll happen tomorrow
>>155988799
It helps that the mods mostly quickly respond to reports on shitposts in these threads. Gives me, and I guess probably everyone else here, peace of mind.
>>155990814
>>155991773
>they will never reopen the gaem
>5000 days until s2
>these threads will eventually devolve into shitposting then they will die
>tatsuki willl die before s2
rip kemono
>>155991671
Please do not post sad Otter. It's literally a crime against her nature.
>>155987939
>tfw Lion would probably let you groom her mane with your fingers and scratch her belly while she's napping once you make nice with her
>>155991920
Here is a happy otter for your troubles
Bob Sapp & Serval
>>155991874
Stoat and Binturong are replacing Fennec and Raccoon in S2.
>>155992028
Of course.
>>155992028
Me on the left.
>don't believe in me
what did tatsuki mean with this ?
>>155991882
>they will never reopen the gaem
Reminder some jap guy is re-making the game in a different platform.
>>155991671
I've been in front of the screen browsing current and older kemono threads continuously for 8 hours now, and have done so for the past three months. Death is a certainty soon.
>>155991773
Transparent sundress with white undies with bows on them. They stay in their neotenic forms, but it is possible but rare for them to undergo metamorphosis into an adult form.
>>155992138
Why is he feeding her toothpaste? That's not food.
>>155992029
I'd rather we get the shy-but-earnest Aardwolf and quiet-but-intelligent zebra.
>>155992380
Alien food
>>155992520
Eel?
>>155992554
Axolotl
news in 5 minutes
>>155988704
In denial I see, can't take on a femme fatale, hope Saltwater Crocodile-san appears in season 2, also hope we will get an otter themed water park in season 2 as well.
>>155989588
>And i'd go for peaches!
>Ah, Maybe not the fruit kind.
>Find the original preview of KF
https://youtu.be/g8-2-XpA_nk
That's a tiny Fennec
>>155992757
Still waiting for Caracal vs Serval fight.
Considering Kemono Park is fuck-huge, I wouldn't be surprised if it was Japan's equivalent to Disney World, but involving more ferries and boats. I'm surprised there wasn't a "beach" episode that takes place at a tidepool where Kaban and co. meet cool tidepool Friends like giant black slug (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15I8eIqh9iI) or a summer beachside resort area run run by a family of Friends (dolphin Friends, otter Friends, or seal Friends).
>>155989097
Hat thief
>>155992870
>Kemono Park
I'm about to start watching the first episode. wml
>>155992933
See you in 5 minutes.
>>155992933
Nobody cares you fucking loser
>>155992921
Japari Park. I got too excited of thinking of all the fun places Kaban, Serval, Arai-san, Fennec and Boss will go to and the Friends they'll meet along the way.
The REAL humans are the friends we made along the way, after all.
>>155990814
>>155992970
I agree
>ボスのたのしかった思い出とか
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm30934947
>>155992990
Sugoi!
>>155992990
Sugoi Arai-san!
>>155991478
>>155992595
>>155992588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL87xhk63FM
I'm learning so much from this anime.
>>155992933
Before you post again. Watch it until the end and if you can try to start episode 2. No, we are not giving you reasons to continue watching because nobody cares if you don't. It does get better. We're here if you need to express how much you love this silly, delightful show.
>>155993019
>>155992138
They are basically eternal lolis until a poisoned environment or an asshole with hormones forces them to mature.
>>155992757
>>155992781
I'm kind of glad they didn't go with that art style. I mean I doubt their budget would have allowed it in the first place, but something about that Serval just doesn't mesh right.
Cute mini Caracal though.
>>155993115
Please don't respond to newfriends. They just want attention.
>>155993019
Videos like this just makes me want to watch the whole series again.
>>155992757
How do we go from this
>>155993180
Eh, I thought I'd get the BS out of the way.
>>155977103
>>155977121
No no, you misunderstand. I reject the "pyuma" pronunciation entirely. It's POOMA!!
>>155993250
>>155987407
Both are fine.
>>155993279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpDvtIt6Lsc
FENNEECUUUUUUU!
ARAAIIII-SAAAAAAN!
>>155992380
I wonder why they decided that Aardwolf would be suffering.
>>155993307
Why do the O.K.s not matter?
>>155993395
Probably because she looks extremely nervous and weak? I mean, she looks like she'd be bullied.
>>155993395
I want to eat Aardwolf.
i want to hunt this lion
i want to hug friends
>>155993604
An animal this thic hunts back
>>155993604
Those are some fat cat tats.
>>155993636
hunting defenseless animals is for pussies
>>155993307
I don't get it.
>>155993675
one mistake
Serval da yo
>>155993521
I want to bully this animal to DEATH.
>>155993395
>>155993789
Unf those bare shoulders are great
>>155993824
Crested Ibis is best singer, fuck you.
>>155993824
Yep, it's just a shitty anime we only like ironically. Japan only pretends to like it too.
>>155993824
KINOmono Friends
BAGS
>>155993824
Why
do
you
post
like
this?
>>155993886
>>155993891
>>155993914
>>155993960
But I don't understand. I just don't understand. Why is this popular?
Can anyone tell me how popular it is in relation to other popular anime of the past, say, decade?
>>155993824
COOL VIBRATIONS.HAHAHAHAHA.
What would a Serval Maximal be named as in Beast Wars?
This is what you get when you spread stupid memes like "10 staff members, 500 days"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpQqDQmfRnQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFlVrojBWLc
>>155993824
we are just pretending to be friends
>>155993914
きものフレンズ!
>>155993982
It's just a big joke dipshit, it's not popular at all.
It didn't even outsell KonoSuba, how embarrassing.
>>155993982
No, no and no, fuck off.
>>155993960
that's how r*dd*t posts
>>155993982
It's the third most popular anime in the history of 2ch in post count and the most popular for paid views in the history of NicoNico.
>>155993824
>>155993982
Three episode rule. Go watch it and form your own opinion.
>>155993982
Short answer: friendship.
Also short answer: it's a deconstruction of a variety of genres and ideas.
>>155993985
Is there Emu friend ?
>>155993995
Servalus?
>>155993982
Never saw GDGD Fairies?
>It's the third most popular anime in the history of 2ch in post count
Huh. What's #1 and #2? I mean post count is one thing, but those sales mane, what do they mean?
Not dissing, just looking at the "shoebill girl" I get why it'd be liked, cute af. What is it's secret?
>>155994048
>>155994057
You are friends
>>155994037
>>155994035
>>155994051
You are not friends
>>155994065
Dinobot is the dumbest name for an individual, he's not even the only dinosaur robot in the show.
>>155994007
do not ever post this cringe again
>>155993936
HNNNNNGGG
>Onee
>Twooo, you get the idea, she counts to ten
>Ready?
>Hmm...
>Where is everybody?
>>155994134
Fuck off
>>155993936
>moose
Hilarious, but why isn't she TOTSUGEKI?
>>155994134
Were you dropped on your head as a child?
>>155993307
>1 Great
This hurts me just as deeply
>>155993480
I don't know which game this is referencing but in rhythm games, O.K.s are usually hold notes and are as good as a Marvelous.
>>155994134
You are new.
Seriously we get this question every thread, go and fucking watch it.
>>155994134
Fuck off.
lion
Bear is now the appointed kashikoi caretaker.
>>155993824
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCyzH-n53L0
I still think its funny how this show manage to do this, whereas Im@s abd LL! doesn't have one single fucking performance in their own show.
PPP >>>>> any of those bitches.
No Meerkat friend?
s2 in 5 minutes
>>155994202aliesang
>>155994348
I don't want Idolmaster. I thought Idolmaster only had animated songs.
>>155993824
But Serval really manhandled Princess in that episode. Guess she really wanted to see that show.
>>155993480
>>155993675
You guys need to play osu!
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/570479
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/576482
>>155994375
Do you think Kaban's clothes are designed to wick away sweat or are they a cotton blend that absorbs her sweat and gets really stinky?
>>155994159
It bothers me that "made by 10 staff, over 500 days" became another bit of internet anime fandom misinformation along with the "based on a failed mobile game" line.
Especially because you can literally disprove the 10 staff thing by looking in the fucking credits for a single minute for the show.
Then you get some western youtube anime expert who likes to wank over animators and sakuga translate it to English and suddenly its the truth.
>>155994348
>whereas Im@s abd LL! doesn't have one single fucking performance in their own show.
The hell did you smoke? what is your definition of performance?
>>155994425I do. But maps lower than 5 stars give me performance anxiety.
>>155994007
>Miracle
I mean, come on man.
>>155994134
The way you are posting is going to piss off anyone on any board that isn't /b/. This is why it's standard procedure to lurk a good long while before posting.
>>155994498
>what is your definition of performance?
Something that last more than 30 secs. I'll be honest I only watched the first season of LL and Cinderella girls, but anyway, Im@s couldn't even put a full length performance in its damn climax, that event or something at very last episode.
>>155994596
I don't want to derail the thread, but they do.
>>155994596
Calling bullshit, all LL performance are over 30 second.
>>155993982
>>155994134
Why do you feel the need to repeat this same exact line of questioning? Are you trying to force a meme?
>>155994474
Friends don't sweat or get stinky.
>>155994630
>>155994646
Well, fuck it, I suck dicks. I still remember that Cinderella girls last performance was short as fuck.
>>155994348
>whereas Im@s abd LL! doesn't have one single fucking performance in their own show.
I....what....
>>155994680
>get stinky
What about Muskox friend? It's her whole identity.
>>155994596
You don't put the full songs in the series, it's only an ad to sell cds.
>>155994139
that sort of retarded shit happens when an exec gets desperate to hold a trademarked name.
Will there be a 12.4話 tommorow?
Is there going to be a physical release of バンバン?
>>155994375
>>155994839
>Soon we'll have MILF/Cake Kaban art.
>>155994867
Is there even a full version?
>>155994694
Nagareboshi Kiseki was just under two minutes (though most of the performance was done as flashbacks) while M@GIC was almost exactly two minutes (though it did have a few stills/shots away from the dancing).
>>155994868
That's Kako.
>>155989345
Dazo
>>155994893
It had a choreography, they wouldn't go that far if the song wasn't fully produced would they?
>>155994944
She's gonna get eye cancer and die from literally being unable to swallow
>>155994057
Let's also note that the characters all truly like each other and there's almost no internal conflict.
>>155994947
Probably, they could just extend it if the song was made just for that PV alone.
>>155994867
What's all this? Is that an extra song they played on Mステ or something?
>>155989546
It's the ultra forgotten episode 1 Friend.
This is kind of spooky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo50ctoOTWs
I find it most amusing that the threads reach bump limit around this time everyday of the night.
>>155994972
Australian devil already has face cancer. >>155989653
>>155995072
They look so alien, i love them.
>>155988010
Oh hell yes.
>>155989480
Will they render this scene on a non-toaster for the BD?
>>155995072
>This is kind of spooky.
Yeah, jeez, what the heck is that thing talking?
>>155995151
They added movement to wheels of the Japari Bus on the OP I believe.
>>155995072
Axlotls confirmed for Cell.
>>155989723
Thanks again.
>>155988799
I'm sick and tired of trying to discuss kemono friends with /a/.
You are all a bunch of autistic cunts. The most inconsiderate, the most selfish, the most tactless bunch. I can count on one hand the number of friends here that are able to take it easy. Everybody else is pissy little princesses who think they deserve everything.
You do favors and translation for them, they don't even say fucking "thanks". And still they feel like you should continue doing things for them. It's like you've never been around people before, though I guess I shouldn't be surprised. I shouldn't expect an autists to understand group dynamics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC5gGZuOX60
What's Fenec's endgame?
>>155995217
Eat some japari buns and calm the fuck down.
>>155995195
That was fixed in the TV OP around ep7.
>>155990023
モモ can mean peaches or thighs, e.g. tori momo == chicken legs. Seeing as how elephants are herbivores though I think there is indeed a naughty meaning.
>>155995217
Hotglue pls go
>>155995277
>>155990023
>>155989621
>>155989655
>>155989939
https://www.google.com/search?q=momo+india
>>155995217
Color-friend, is that you?
>>155995277
>>155990385
>>155995296
Oh, so "momo" is indian for "manjuu". Maybe elephant-chan is a good girl after all.
>>155994839
Kabans of sand
>>155995273
I just had some japariman for breakfast! Not him though of course.
>>155995217
Calm down man, everyone is always thankful to a friend.
>>155995217
yo yo yo~
>>155995217
Hotpockets is the currency around here.
>>155995217
Wow, I haven't seen this copypasta in years.
>>155995217
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
>>155995378
the fuck is this meme?
>>155995454
Sudo is woe
>>155995217
just take it easy
Bobcat or Lynx friend?
>>155994476
Wait are you saying the 10 staff thing isn't true? And the 500 days. I thought that came from an interview?
hug friend
>>155995424
Sorry for what?
>Let's pick up these Japari buns left in the forest
>Courage... test?
>Leave it to Kaban-san to come up with these fun ideas.
>Arai-san, don't rush it, it's dangerous.
>Everything is fine!
>No, it isn't!
>Arai-san Arai-san Arai-san something is wrong, something is really wrong it's dangerous!
>Buttttttttttt
>>155995454
Friend who does not share.
>>155995551
You've been meme'd!
>>155995551
5animators 500days is only half truth
You forgot the producers, the VAs, the office boys, the janitors, the runner, the sound guy etc.
>>155995217
fucking nerds
>>155995030
Sad, she should come back in season 2 and given a bigger role then or will we forever be curse with some friends only ever being cameos.
kemono was done in 5 minutes with 12.1 animators.
>>155995551
500 days came from Tatsuki's own tweet.
>>155995217
>You do favors and translation for them, they don't even say fucking "thanks"
I do it to practice my runes thought, not exactly expecting anything in return.
>>155995418
Sandstar is amazing
>>155995625
Don't forget the gaffer, key grip, union bribes, and 500 nepotistic producer credits, oy
>>155995606
what a baka
https://youtu.be/oBSGEl-yB7A?t=50s
>>155989062
I got the model from http://3d.nicovideo.jp/works/td29436 and opened it with PmxEditor
>>155995575
tackle
>>155995217
I don't know if this is pasta or what but we don't say thanks on 4chan, we (You). A couple sweet (You)s now and then is all the appreciation us translateanons need.
>>155995606
Fuck for >>155995166
>>155995678
Shamefur display ;_;
>>155995600
It's a meme reply.
>>155995625
That's still a misrepresentation. If you only include key members of making the anime you are way over ten.
Concept Designer,
Director,
Scriptwriter,
Art Director,
Animation Director,
5 Animators credited on every episode,
4 Background artists credited on every episode.
There is no real way you can cut the staff from the credits or the jobs they are doing that makes "10 staff" make sense.
>>155995166
>>155995606
NODADADADA
>>155995687
Why does it have serval ears?
>>155995737
You must not know the meme yourself then
>>155995710
That pasta predates (You)s.
>>155995737
>It's a meme reply.
Please lurk more or git out
Meme overload in this thread.
>>155995665
Yeah but 500 days is also wrong in the way it is presented. Tatsuki just said that HE had been working on animation production for 500 days. Not that he and 10 staff had worked on Kemono Friends for 10 days. The majority of that was likely planning not production. We know now he knew about the game closing by the time he designed the setting.
>>155995606
You forgot to comment the page.
>>155994972
Why is it that you anons can't tell a Tasmanian Devil and an Australian Devil part, you fail at animal facts.
>>155995710If you don't know if something is a pasta or not, just google part of one of the sentences.
>>155995756
Because it's cute.
>>155995824I actually did, just up to "discuss" and this thread was the only google result. Spooky.
>>155995765
Which one, the pasta from /jp/ not taking it easy or the Oh shit, I'm sorry one, or the response sorry for what ?
>>155995820
Literally no difference
I haven't found the motivation to pick anything up this season. Kemono Friends threads are still the only ones I post it.Even though they're so bad now.
>>155995575
She looks so warm, I bet hugging her feels amazing. Even more so when she starts blushing in confusion.
>>155995872
KemoFure is the end of anime.
>>155995863
"Sorry for what" is part of the meme you dip
>>155995378
brothers are not friends who share japari oats
>>155995872
I watched Atom earlier, don't think I have finished anything else. Besides that I am 15 episodes into Aikatsu which is fun.
>>155995907
Asking which part of the meme is part of the meme is part of the meme, silly!
>>155995859If you google the second and third sentences, you'll get a bunch of results.
>>155995872you and me both
>>155995863
It was back when /vg/ wasn't a thing yet and there was a community there playing FOTM kusoge.
>>155995872
I'm enjoying Re:creators friend, if anything the OST is noteworthy. Hinako note for my dose of comfy cute girls, and Sakura quest.
Well, I also watch at least 10 or more series per season.
>>155995872
Watch Frame Arms Girl and Rage of Bahamut. I've heard ID-0 is classic mecha shenanigans too but I haven't found subs yet.
>>155995872
>>155995926
>>155995942
You friends oughta try watching Alice to Zouroku. It's fucking captivating and fun as well it's directed and interesting. Just trust me.
>>155995900
>>155992757
>caracal
like tears in the rain
>>155995872
>So busy that can't even watch anime.
>Finally Holidays. "I'll pick something from Winter 16/17"
>Watches Kemono Friends.
>Heart is so full now, don't need to watch anything else. Ready to get back to work !
>>155995940
>/jp/ meme
Ew, no wonder I didn't get it
>>155995933
""sorry for what" is part of the meme you dip" is part of the meme
>>155995926
>Aikatsu
I've been meaning to watch that for years.
But on that note, I guess I do still havePretty Curebut I don't go to the threads.
A serval and a sage for my off topic nonsense.
>>155995863
>>155995907
>>155995943
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
I didn't know those last bit.
>>155995994
I started that but I got distracted during the double episode first episode.
>>155995994
I've got the episodes downloaded but can't find the motivation to watch them.
>>155996008
>>155996061
Sorry for what?
>>155995994
Yeah no thanks I already got my lifetime fill of Alien9 garbage.
>>155995872
Watch anime that airs on the morning, discard everything else.
>>155995994
> Alice to Zouroku
So far it seems like a less-violent Elfen Lied.
>>155995872
Just remember that ignoring everything for no reason might lead to missing another show as fun as KemoFure. I'm glad I still love anime in general so I always try to give nearly everything a chance.And these threads really haven't changed much, if at all. You only think so because the show is over so you need to find some fault in them.
>>155996088
Absolutely same boat here.
I think Kemono Friends ruined me.
>>155995965
ID-0 great if you need your 3D fix.
First ep is reminiscence of PlanetES, Outlaw Star and Bebop. The official site even has a recruitment ad in english to hire space miners. Sub is out by anon for anon.
>>155996142
>I've noticed an increase in baiting/metaposting, but that's about it.
>Everyone complaining that the season is shit
>I'm watching 20+ currently airing shows
O-ok.
>>155996197
No, you have watched the first episode of 20 shows, say the same in 5 weeks.
>>155996197
>the season is shit
That's not what I'm saying at all, actually.
As expected of Sayaka. Still a baka.
>>155996197
what shows ?
>>155995872
I've found Shuumatsu seems the most promising so far, Re:Creators is entertaining and Seikaisuru Kado is decent too. Also enjoying Alice to Zoukurou and Clockwork Planet which feel like they should have airied around 10-15 years ago. Not sure what else to pick up.
>>155996197
Are you trying to say all 20+ of those are good? Because they aren't. I'm fine with the current season as well but nothing's really standing out yet.
>Watching 3 shows
>Of which two are shit
Just kill me.
>>155996197
People have different tastes, anon.
What one person says on the internet should not affect your enjoyment of something or how you view yourself.you fag
>>155996072
How do you get distracted by a 40 minute pilot episode? All shitty Murican TV shows are like 45 minutes long, which I think anime should be too actually but it's not feasible sadly.
>>155996088
Try watching with a friend, I have one good close internet buddy I watch everything with. That way it's fun to discuss and react.
>>155996119
It has nothing to do with Alien9.
>>155996141
Sort of getting that vibe, but we'll see.
>>155995606
I love this artist
>>155996054
I had it downloaded to watch for a while but decided to start watching after Kemono Friends left me with nothing when I noticed that both shows share staff in the form of Producer Nobuyuki Hosoya.
>>155996272
Who cares if a show is good or not? As long as you find them enjoyable enough to have fun watching them, nothing else matters.
>>155996330
>It has nothing to do with Alien9.
No, it's the exact same kind of edgelord trash though.
>>155996257
G-gomen.
>>155996371
In that case, I can't wait for the tacitly implied rape scene.
>>155996345
Nice.
>>155996371
It's not edgy at all though. Unless it plans to pull off a Madoka it's actually pretty comfy.
>>155995926
I'm warning you now, Aikatsu goes to shit by episode 100+
>>155995872
Uchouten Kazoku
>>155996371
>Alien 9
>edgelord trash
End yourself
>>155996119
It is an award winner. It should actually be good.
Also it is more like Lynn manga compare to Alien9. There is no alien hat yet.
>>155996469
>I don't like thing therefore it's bad
That's not how it works.
>>155996488
Does S2 have a recap to start off? I don't remember anything at all.
>>155996371
We're only 3 episodes in, it's too early to say that. There are some dark vibes scattered in every episode as much there's fun and comfier times. It isn't edgelord at all. Stop being silly friend.
>>155996371
I can tell you haven't even bothered watching it.
also
>Alien9
>edgelord trash
Red panda best panda.
is KF meme potential infinite?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eesxH2-8Jlo
>>155996558
No recap but the first episode is mostly a slow reintroduction to all the characters.
>>155996529
>>155996564
>Alien9
>NOT edgelord trash
Are you literally twelve?
>I heard you talkin shit
>>155996744
I think the contentious implication is that it is supposedly "trash".
>>155995994
It's just like Ika Musume, which I consider pretty average.
>>155996786
Well it's certainly trash.
>>155996352
The people making the claim are just saying they themselves don't find anything enjoyable and their metric for whether something is enjoyable or not is if it's good. It's shallow but it's really just how it is. Unlike some, most people here just treat anime as a passing hobby where they only have the time to consume only the "good" things instead of exploring and relaxing with anime.
>>155996712translate?
>>155996744
No but I think you probably are if you really think it's "edgelord", or even trash actually.
>>155996872
I hate pandas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IToO8mlYXzY
>>155996872
>SFX: swoop
>It looks delicious nanoda!
>You're very nice noda! Thank you nanoda!
>>155996832
Well, that's your opinion friend. Still fun, right? I'm in love with the OP and ED already.
>>155996918
>>155996920
Why do they wash it?
>Zebra is light-skinned
>>155996985
Instinct, I guess. The name for raccoon in multiple languages translates to wash-bear.
I want to copulate with a Fox.
>>155996918
How would a professional translator translate nanoda? I mean I know it is just a verbal tick, a weeb would have just leave it untranslated but that is the easy way out.
>>155996985
>all these Kemofure posters not watching the tanuki sequel
Literally one of the best written anime
>>155996843
No, it's not.The manga was, though.
>>155996650
Red pandas are retarded. They aren't even pandas
If the game were still alive. Would you be playing it right now?
>>155996992
It's understandable. Nobody likes darkies after all.Except king cobra and aurochs, they're cute.
>>155997031
Honestly I don't think it can be translated via words alone. It adds a sense of assertion to a sentence. Maybe it could be translated with extra exclamation marks.
>>155996985
>The fact that raccoons use their hands as both tools and as one of their most important sense organs has led to the myth that raccoons wash their food. Raccoons in captivity have been observed “washing” their food, which is actually repeated dipping and rolling of food items in water. This behavior has led to a widespread belief that raccoons wash their food before eating or that they need to soften their food. This behavior is not really washing and food preparation but an outlet for a raccoon’s constant need to use their hand to sense the world and look for food. In the wild raccoons are constantly dabbling in water and searching in nooks and crannies, and in the captivity this behavior finds an outlet in food “washing”. Some biologists have described the behavior more as feeling than washing, and this description is supported by the fact that raccoons often rub and roll their food even in dry enclosures and rub their hands together even when they are not holding anything.
>
>The food washing myth has persisted because in the wild raccoons are constantly foraging in water and rolling and handling their prey, which often looks like they are washing their food. Raccoons do not have a very good grip because of the lack of opposable thumbs, and so they often hold items with two hands and frequently roll objects between their hands. If this behavior happens near water it also looks like washing.
>
>The truth is that raccoons in the wild do not really wash their food in any way that we as humans think of washing. They constantly forage in the water and will often roll food items in their hands, but they are actually looking for food and working to get it into their mouth with much less concern about how clean it may be.
>>155997031
Catchphrase? Isn't that how they handled Naruto? He says dattebayo a lot but in the English dub they just made him say "Believe it!" a lot.
>>155996992
Sandstar improves things
>>155997050
A what?
>>155996985
Probably because it got it from a disgusting monkey creature. Who knows where that thing has been.
>>155997050
It's been on my backlog since it first aired, I hear nothing but good things but I just can't be bothered watching it.
>>155996992
Zebras are white with black stripes.
>>155997190
Don't. Just boring light drama. Colors aren't very good either.
>>155997031
Maybe adding "of course" to all of her statements would work?
>>155997031
X, for sure!
Maybe. Let's be honest here, verbal tics don't work in English and there's no fucking way you can leave something that obtuse alone. The best thing you can do is jam it inside each sentence like with "nyaa" bad cat puns.
>>155997224
Wrong. Zebras are black with white stripes
>>155996992
>Are zebras born black?
>Like horses, zebras are able to stand, walk and suckle shortly after they are born. A zebra foal is brown and white instead of black
>>155997282
my almonds are activated
>>155997268
I was a bit annoyed when the owls said "drool" out loud.
>>155997050
Because it is boring and failed to captivate the audience. I mean there even a long scene beautifully animated of a cute girl surfing naked and yet it is still boring.
>>155989415
>You can consider me, Mountain Hare as your little sister.
Think you mean the arctic hare?
>>155997145
>and rub their hands together even when they are not holding anything.
Happy Raccoons
>>155997031
Something like this ~nanoda. Nobody ever got bothered by subs like this 10 years ago ~nanoda.
>>155997050
I don't like its pandering to fujoshits
>>155997224
>>155997282
>>155997325
Easiest way to resolve this is find pictures of zebra pussies and see if they're white or black. One of you can do it, I ain't searching that shit on campus.
>>155997458
I believe pic related is Arctic Hare
>>155997573
You had the idea so you do it.
>>155988691
Well since no one else is replaying it's time to looks at the answers and see how knowledgeable you guys are on animals.
>>155988727
>>155989689
That is true, both these friends secretly want to be hugged since they are so lonely.
>>155988739
Yep, both are eating what looks like sweet potatos so you are also correct.
>>155988837
While they are both found in America Southern Tamandua is found in a range of habitats in South America while Spotted Skunk is found in a range of habitats in Central America so they are kind of right next to each other in habitat.
>>155988894
This one however is straight out wrong, Southern Tamandua are part of the Pilosa Order while Spotted Skunks are part of the Carnivora Order but they do have the same class being Mammalia.
>>155989271
This is somewhat correct, while you probably know about spotted skunks the Southern Tamandua emitted a foul odor from their anals glands which they use in self defense just like their claws which are said to smell four to seven times worse than that of a skunks. Because of this the natives refer to them as stinkers of the forest.
Anyway that's all I have for today and I hope you learned lots of information about are two friends here today and I will see you next time.
>>155997573
pussy
>>155997268
>The best thing you can do is jam it inside each sentence like with "nyaa" bad cat puns.
I have when subs do that. The characters are almost never making cat puns in Japanese, so adding those is the same thing as changing their personality. And all that just because the subber's autism won't let him add three fucking letters every so often at the end of their sentences because Japanese is evil (even though they are fucking watching something from Japan in first place).
>>155997626
hai sensei
>>155997626
Please don't do this again. We can look up basic info on Wikipedia all by ourselves.
>>155991711
>>155997572
I don't think you know what that word means
>>155997652
I also have subs that do that.
>>155997626
>kind of right next to each other in habitat.
I see, just like Netherlands and the Switzerland.
>>155997626
Sugoi, a Friend who knows a lot about animals!
>four to seven times worse
Damn
>>155996670
>Eh?
>A WA WA WA
>Show?
>It seems there was this concept of "show" in human society.
>Indeed
>Ahh
>You could buy it and sell it, this "show" thing.
>It appears you could have all sorts of merriments.fun times
>"Show"? Don't you meant "Turnip"?
>Serval...
>THAT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!
t/n: If you can anyone can come with a pun between pic related and turnips, please be my guess.
>>155997627
>>155997603
I'm on the west coast. Campus thought police will waterboard me.
>>155997626
>tamanduas smell worse than skunks
No wonder she gets into fight with everyone everytime.
>>155997871
So this "show" thing is supposed to be singing and dancing?
>>155997871
>kabu can mean Turnip, cub, singing and dancing, goodwill, etc.
Japanese is critically fucked, huh?
>>155997587
>>155989415
Translation's wrong.
"I look at Arctic Hare like my little sister."
>>155997966
Yes, that's what I'm guessing, concert fits too I suppose.
>>155997626
> Southern Tamandua emitted a foul odor from their anals glands which they use in self defense just like their claws which are said to smell four to seven times worse than that of a skunks.
I will never look at hug friend the same again.
>>155997992
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E3%81%93%E3%81%86%E3%81%97%E3%82%87%E3%81%86
http://www.sf.airnet.ne.jp/ts/language/homophone.html
This is what happens when your language loses sounds over time.
>>155998004
Huh, you're right. The translator will probably see this in this or the next thread.
>>155997871
In that case, the pun is between stock and turnip.
>>155996008
Season 2... Anon
>>155998074
Is this shit why they need 3 writing systems?
>>155998266
This is both amazing and completely retarded at the same time.
Post worst girl or best girl gets it
>>155998191
I don't know but reading Japanese without kanji, only kana is fucking impossible even with spaces.
>>155998134
Now that I think about it, I believe you are right.
>Eh?
>A WA WA WA
>Show?
>It seems there was this concept of "stocks" in human society.
>Indeed
>Ahh
>You could also buy them, and sell them
>It also seem it was very thrilling/exhilarating
>"Stocks"? Don't you meant "Turnips"?
>Serval...
>THAT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!
>>155997871
Turn up, heh.
>>155998266
Somebody just shoot this language and put it out of its misery
>>155998266
Well there are at least four ways a Chinese homophone can be intoned, so it's not a monotonous shishishishi from the beginning to the end.Still retarded though.
>>155998266
This is chink, right?
>>155998266
Why?
>>155995217
That's nice.
>>155998312
>>155998391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jtiw721RAg
I want to cut off toki's wings.
>>155998439
>>155998439
Is this some new form of dubstep?
>>155998391
Mandarin was a mistake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vExjnn_3ep4
>>155997992
But every language has a fuckton of homophones you homo phone.
>>155998551
China was a mistake.
>>155998266
>>155998391
子子子子子子子子子子子子
Also, English has the buffalo sentence.
>>155998266
>>155998439
Amazing shit.
>>155998604
You're crazy if you think it's to this level, though
>>155998607
Pretty much every usage of buffalo in that sentence is long archaic though. And it's only one sentence.
>>155998607
子子子子 best girl.
>>155998607
The what?
>>155998651
Sunekoshi Is a really cute name.
>>155998607
English is the highest level of superiority attainable by any forms of communication.
>>155998665
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
This is a grammatically correct sentence in english.
>>155998439
Is this understandable to a chink? I assume it's like Buffalo buffalo... .
>>155998551
Written Chinese is a lot more efficient than English in terms of density. 8000 words of Chinese carrying meaning is far more compact than to spread it out in English.
>>155998685
>can't even come up with 500 puns for every word in the language
>highest level of superiority
>>155998651
right?
>>155998726
The poem is written in Classical Chinese and was meant to sound stupid. The man who wrote it was a madman linguist. http://www.pinyin.info/readings/zyg/what_pinyin_is_not.html
>>155998685
>t. American
>>155998685
What is the cutest sounding language?
>>155998746
I don't see 4 billion people speaking whatever subhuman language that is
>>155998804
DrunkRussian
>>155998804
ANYONE WHO DOESNT SAY JAPANESE GETS LOCKED IN WITH THE MOOSE
>>155998726
Yes it is. This level of Chinese proficiency is not hard. Just basics in Classical. This sort of verbal pun game used to be all the rage with know-it-all making rhyme and expecting someone smart enough to figure out the whole rhyming pentameter.
Sore bored Chinks actually did with on this Kemono Friends thread where they started to recount the Three Kingdoms using things such as Sugo-i, Tanoshii-, Japark Park, Kaban and so forth.
>>155998804
The one with waaai and nanoda.
>>155998822
it was a joke you sperg, no one cares about your /pol/-tier argument
>>155998804Japanese
>>155998861
How is this a bad thing?
>>155998685
But there are no fucking rules in English, it's like each syllable has a different sound in each word it's used. What the fuck is up with that.
>>155998782
>>155998266
>Thread derails into language discussion
What board am I on again...
Oh well worth it.
>>155997747
PRODUCT PLACEMENT
>>155998863
>Sore bored Chinks actually did with on this Kemono Friends thread where they started to recount the Three Kingdoms using things such as Sugo-i, Tanoshii-, Japark Park, Kaban and so forth.
What on earth? How does that work?
>>155998885
You fell for my not-joke!
>>155994774
Fun fact: The strong musky smell of Musk Ox comes from the preputial glands (glands located on the genitals) and spread onto the rest of the underbelly through urine effectively matting the fur in the musky sent. It is mostly done by male musk ox to attract female musk ox. The more you know.
>>155998889
So close Toki, I'm still your fan.
>>155998914
Malaysian basket-weaving board.
>>155998863
Now you really have to explain further
>>155998889
>claims to be extinct
>technically is not
What did Tatsuki mean by this?
>>155998893
Each letter has a different sound depending on where it is, but there are certain patterns of letter combinations that help you at least guess how a word should be pronounced. Like "tion" at the end of a word can be reliably assumed to be pronounced one way.
>>155989097
A bandit.
>>155998890
A 300cm raging Moose is running toward you?
What will you do?
>>155998863
>>155998936
桃園三結私勾義
銅雀高臺塔濡曦
東吳朋友尤刻首
假舶鯉舶禦萬敵
Three brothers' secret oath at the peach garden (Sugo-i)
Construction of the Bronze Swallow Terrace (Tanoshii)
Wu going out all and betting everything against Wei (animal friend pun with wu)
Using tiny fishing boats to fight the armada (Japari Park)
>>155999044
If there was a post-show bingo card, this would be on it.
>>155999069
*unzips dick
> the states of Wei (魏), Shu (蜀), and Wu (吳)
>蜀(shǔ)吳(ご)魏(い)
>>155999044
only chinese knock off
>>155999069
run towards it and punch it
>>155999069
Believe.
>>155999044
If the only things remaining from your honorable lineage are some cheap Chinese knockoffs, consider yourself extinct.
What the fuck is going on.
>>155999089
Rikaikun doesn't help me here (I mean I wouldn't expect it to).
>>155999037
>>155999089
http://aqua.komica.org/23/pixmicat.php?res=210060
It started when someone made a pun about Eastern Wu as animal friends with a webm video, and then things quickly get out of hands.
People either made puns or outright replaced words to the original epic with the Kemono Friends plot.
>>155999190
hell
>>155999089
Kek, a KF addict friends from komica
>>155999089
Alraight, enough tanoshii for tonight, I'm going to sleep.
>>155999122
>human
>150cm
When will they ever learn
>>155999190
It's the usual /a/.
>>155999260
That's actually average for nip girls.
>>155999202
Here's a more quaint example.
卡邦彊 蜀苟意 談懦息 外宜亦
(Kaban-chan Sugoi tanoshii wai-i)
Paralyzed boundaries
Shu's on its last breaths
It's utterly timid
And it's time (to make a grab for it)
>>155999260
Japanese girls are that small and adorable
>>155999307
Ah, this is more what I was looking for. Amazing
>>155999190
i know man, s2 was supposed to be in 5 minutes
>>155999307
WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN CHINKMAN
It gets to high level where people were using 7 character 4 stanza quatrain and then arranging the verbal pun in V shape.
>>155999432
He wrote the pinyin and the translation right there.
>>155999387
500 days of painful waiting.
>>155999307
I want to hear this read now.
>>155999522
Plug that into Google translate.