Happy Easter /a/nons, Let's celebrate by posting some manga/anime

>>155971705
What's this from?

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God bless all you anons today.

What's the most Christian manga/anime?

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>>155971705

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>>155972916

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>>155971705
My lord and savior can't be this cute!

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>>155971705
Jesus is so cool.

>>155973387
no holes in his hands
that'd not jesus

>>155973417
Singles and you fuck off back to /b/.

>>155971705
Thank you Lord Jesus. If it wasn't by you I will probably be double dead or worse.
Hope I can be and do something good enough to help the world and people from the wars and hunger, and Hope I can see you one day when my time finally comes.
I love you.
I love you too, /a/. Hope you are having a great time wherever you are

>>155973468
Actual crucifixion had the nails hammered through the wrists.

I thought it was Easter two days ago.

Why can't Americans celebrate Easter?

>>155973748
That's Good Friday. Easter is on Sunday.

>>155973852
Do I get extra pay for good Friday?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=656qVkRYEsM

>>155973891
Maybe. That depends on the legislation in your state. It's not a Federal holiday.

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>>155972780
Took me a while to remember, it's from Kaiji Kazuya-Hen chapter 28 during Mario's backstory.

>>155971705
>Gary Sue that comes back from the dead

No thanks

>>155974064
this

>>155973387
> Not JeJesus

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Fuck easter, this is now a Satan(ia) thread.

>>155975560
rude

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>>155973019
there was a manga about catholic magical girl, saint tail I think
and as for anime there was about some polish priest
also happy easter

>>155975560
If that's your choice, that's perfectly fine. I just hope that someday you'll see the love Jesus Christ has to offer.

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>>155975560
Do not fret because of those who are evil
or be envious of those who do wrong;

for like the grass they will soon wither,
like green plants they will soon die away.


Trust in the HOPE and do good;
dwell in the land and enjoy safe pasture.

Take delight in the HOPE,
and it will give you the desires of your heart.

>>155973387
What do I have to do if I want to get ripped like Jesus?

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>>155976064
this season sure was Heretic

>>155973641
this guy knows

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>>155973116
Why is Saint Young Men so good?

>>155976447
Power of Christ

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What class would Saavanto Ieyasu be?

>>155976946
Caster. Using miracles n shit.

>>155976447

They should add Mohammed and some Jewish prophet, though I don't know which one would be good.

Imagine Mohammed being flustered at the general degeneracy of Japanese girls wearing miniskirts while at the same time loving it, and being generally a prude who always ends up dragged into weird shit by Buddha and Jesus.

>>155976186

Love your gains avobe all things, and your weights like you would yourself.

>>155976946
>>155977532

With the merchant whipping Jesus as a Berserker option. Concentrates his miracle power unto super regeneration and resurrection.

>>155977785
Whoah there, we don't want the author getting beheaded.

>>155971705
Easter isn't biblical. Please leave your pagan traditions out of it.

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>>155976186
The fucking cross weighed over 300 pounds.

Start pumping some wood

>>155978240
Do you throw beans at anyone celebrating it?

>>155978240
Eliminate yourself heathen.

>>155973387
Is God his stand?

>>155979178
I pump my wood every morning

>>155976186
>not lifting for Jesus

What a faggot

>>155979514
God doesn't like that.

>>155971705
https://youtu.be/8d-uB0vaoQo

>>155977785
Moses would be a good OT prophet to include, as long as they keep his early "I have no fucking idea what I'm doing" characterization.

Maybe add someone from the New World pantheons as well.

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You can even see stigmata on his hand and wrist.

Would Jesus servant beat Gilgamesh in fight?

>>155976946
Rider class on his donkey

>>155977532
>>155976946
>>155977937
There's a Savior Class, you know. Buddha is part of it.

>>155981260
Gilgamesh was already powercrept by Fate Jesus (Solomon).

>>155975560

Vade retro Satanas.

>>155971705
is FKMT catholic?

>>155973019
Tezuka made a Bible anime, which seems to be lost to time, or at least its not subbed.

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>no biker jesus
You had one job, /a/

>>155979491
His stand is The Holy Ghost

>>155971705
Which anime should i watch

>>155976946
jesus's divinity is too high to be a servant. why would he even want the grail anyway? it's just a cup he drank out of once.

>>155973852
Isn't Easter on monday? Today's Ressurrection Sunday.

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>>155981474
What about youkai biker jesus?

>>155974064
>Gary sue
The guy had nothing but virtue and could summom a few miracles, but he's nothing people can't strive for. He wasn't exactly perfect, he was virtuous.

>>155972916
>shoot urself in the head lmao - t. jesus

>>155971705
>Celebrate Easter all alone with cake for four.
Thanks.

>>155981651
There are literal gods summoned as Servants now like Ishtar. That shit only applies in Fuyuki's shitty system.

>>155981651
He wants his cup back so idiots stop fighting for it.

>>155981948
The old men who wrote and edited the books that were then translated and re-edited a half dozen times hated them. The jury is still out on YHWH's opinion.

>>155982321
>look at this drooling libturd

Why are fags so fucking gay then? Checkm8, atheists.

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>>155976114
Happy Easter anon
Celebrating the day lord jesus yamato came back from the dead numerous times?

>>155982151
There's already an Angry Manjew Shirou in it. He aint gettin' it back.

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Reminder that Jesus escaped the crucifixion, fled to Japan and died there at 106.

>>155973641
And through the ankles too

>>155982649

>His younger brother, Isukiri casually took christ's place and ended his life on the cross.

C A S U A L
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Reminder that Jesus never said he is God, and that you should worship him as one.

>>155983007
reminder that this post is arian heresy

>>155983007
>mudslim trying to corrupt us
Begone heathen

>>155973387
>JoJo
>Joshua ben Joseph
At last I truly see.

>>155983167
>>155983408
Give me proof where Jesus even once said, "I am God, worship me," or something along those lines.

>>155983534
He was asked several times if he was the Son of God and always answered "you said it"

>>155983534
You know that Jesus never declared himself God out of humbleness right?
That's one of the traits of a virtuous man who is the Son of God
People recognized his divinity through his actions and words

>>155983534

Dunno, he at least claimed to have some authority over Heaven and directly referred to God as his father.

>>155973764
Jews won't let them.

>>155983680
Yes, and? The Son of God is not the same as God. Please correct me if I am wrong. I mean, why would he refer to himself as the "Son of God" and not just "God?"

>>155983708
>Son of God
See above.

>>155983779
>God as his father
So he's not God.

>>155983932
Do you even know of the holy trinity?

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>>155982321
>YHVH

Fucking lawfags

>>155983932
>I mean, why would he refer to himself as the "Son of God" and not just "God?"

So by your logic, If I say I'm my father's son, then I should just say I'm my father?

>>155983932
Didn't the Devil admitted his divinity during the Temptations in the Desert?

>>155983932

Fuck now I know I'm once again gonna autism over theology and Bible history on Wikipedia over the night.

Christian mythology is neato.

>>155984511

No better way to spend an easter night, desu.

>>155983951
Not him, but this was an invention that happened centuries after Jesus' death and there was an inner Church fight about it too.

>>155974064
Hes not a Mary Sue, he didnt get to solve all his problems and he had to suffer alot. Hes just a very morally good person.

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>>155982649
Every time.

Jesus was a pretty cool dude, he just wanted peace and love. He was like a magic ghandi.

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>>155971705
The Lord is Risen!

>>155986181
>he just wanted peace and love

"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword."

- Matthew 10:34

GIB BACK CONSTANTINOPLE DEUS VULT REEEEEE

>>155973019
Trigun has some parallels but nothing direct

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>>155982321
>muh literal translations
Those translations are officially endorsed by the Lord and maintain the spirit of the original work 100%.

If you're going to bitch about translations then you should just learn Arabic and convert to Islam.

>>155987095
Except for maybe Wolfwood's giant fucking cross

>>155987391
Well, alright there is certainly that

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>>155981948
I'm so ashamed of you, Son

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Reminder that the our lord and savior approves loli love as long as the couple is married.

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>>155971705
What the fuck did I just watch?

>>155988533
The greatest apocalyptic novel ever

>>155984116
No? By my logic, If you say you're your father's son, then you should just say you're his son.

>>155987110
>officially endorsed
>maintain the spirit of the original work 100%.
Some pretty grand claims there, any evidence to back you up?

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>>155971705

>>155981099
Other Apostles were crucified as well.

The Black King being hinted to be Jesus could be a red herring.

>>155976268
Dragons are the natural enemy of Christians, that's why St. George killed them off.

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>>155986181
Let us read from the Gospel of Luke, Chapter 19:

>26 For I say unto you, That unto every one which hath shall be given; and from him that hath not, even that he hath shall be taken away from him.
>27 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
>28 And when he had thus spoken, he went before, ascending up to Jerusalem.
>29 And it came to pass, when he was come nigh to Bethphage and Bethany, at the mount called the mount of Olives, he sent two of his disciples,
>30 Saying, Go ye into the village over against you; in the which at your entering ye shall find a colt tied, whereon yet never man sat: loose him, and bring him hither.
>31 And if any man ask you, Why do ye loose him? thus shall ye say unto him, Because the Lord hath need of him.

Doesn't sound like a fan of the NAP to me.

>>155983932
He also called himself the Son of Man. By your own logic, the Son of Man is not the same as Man, ergo he wasn't a man.

Checkmate, Unitarianfags.

>>155981008
>Moses
D-d-do y-y-y-y-you want a stuttering joke to always be his one hit joke?
Solomon would work much better. Or even his dad.

>>155974064
>couldn't move faster than Romans
>couldn't tell Juda to fuck off
>couldn't teleport behind you
>asked for God's help
>didn't get God's help
>so called hotblooded Peter ran like a bitch
I call BS

>>155990927
Someone post the comic.

>>155982649
>Blasphemy at their finest

>>155990373
>He-Man Swords
Kek

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>>155977982
Terrorists fear the Yakuza.

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>>155992954
It's an Ainz shoop. This is the original

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>>155992954
Her?

>>155993012
>1.5 muslims in Japan
It's easy for them to fear Yakuza when there's not whole lot of them in Japan to begin with.

>>155973019
Angel egg.

>>155993047
Clementine a shit

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>>155993355
>Tell shit
>Get stabbed

>>155993492
>stab does nothing
>get crushed instead

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>>155993492
Ainz teleport behind you
It's your end now

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>>155993596
>Get resurrected
>Comfy position beside grateful Papa bones
>Beyond the reach of Scriptures
>Happy farm shifts are like paradise vacations
>All the training you can get
>Race change items for good service
>>155993607
>Come into Jesus thread to post Savior Ainz
>Get TGOALiD OC
Nice.

>>155991394
Why does literally every group in the world misquote christianity from rednecks to communist japs?

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>>155993849
Coud Jesus (Joshua ben Joseph) survive against Ainz's TGOALiD

>>155993849
>>Get TGOALiD OC
You're welcome
It was fun

>>155994093
>Coud Jesus survive TGOALiD
Well, he's technically "not of this world" and depending on a heretical interpretation can be considered just a projection from a higher plane of existence.
In canon he resurrected once, but calling it "survived" would be wrong: he'd probably die and then rise again.

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>>155994322
Yeah, he can rise from it, so he will be 'immune' to TGOALiD so to speak, I guess
How could Ainz handled a resurrection attack from Jesus?

A thread for Johnny Depp?

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>>155994704
Papa Bones already made a comment about how actual Gods existing wouldn't be funny.
He'd stop fucking around with guy who's allegedly son of one immediately after realizing what's happening.

>>155981260
If he can pull an Old Testament and turn his powers against him like he did with the Egyptian gods probably. Because The Plagues was god basically god taking the domains of the Egyptian gods and turning them on their heads.

>>155991480
He was born of woman. He was man and god.

>>155986246
highest kek

>>155991480
>nestorian heresy in the current year

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>>155976447
Jesus was moe.

>>155997860
You sound like a maniac with basement full of body parts.

If you had all the blessings of jesus and could perform any miracle her performed, who is the strongest person you could defeat. Fiction or nonfiction. Notable mentions

Resurrection after 3 days

Revives someone after 4 days

Told a dead girl she was only sleeping

Walked on water

Calmed the winds and the rain

Multiplied the fish and bread to feed thousands

Can spit the truth like fire

Can carry a 300 pound cross after being brutally whipped.

Blinded a guy

If you had jesus's powers and were to run a gauntlet of all the old testment people, who would he defeat or be beaten by

Adam?

Noah-Animal Powers, Can call the flood

Moses-The plagues, split the sea

Elijah-Called down fire from heaven, ran as fast as a chariot

David-Killed goliath, a giant, Major War skills

Samson-Great strength, beat an entire army with a jawbone of a donkey

That one guy who cursed kids and had them killed by bears

Jericho-Annihilate an entire town, carries a trumpet to blow walls down

I know I'm missing some, but lets keep it like this.

Heaven's guard

*Raphiel

*Uriel

*Gabriel

*Micheal= Commands heaven's army. Gods right hand man

Obviously

Lucifer/Satan- Silver tongue, can commence masses to follow him. A people person. Holds a mirror that can reflect anyone's darkest desires. Can copy abilities, but only if they have sin in their hearts. Can transform into a dragon?

Healers: John the baptist-Can purify sinners and remove his head. Gives a buff and fully revives health

Summoning peter will cause your morale to rise, he fight for you for 3 turns, then deny you 3 times. Dissapears after 6 turns in total

Judas (Turn the other cheek): Costs 30 HP, Halfs damage taken by 50%.

>>155998690
If I had Jesus's powers I would feed all my best friends on 4chan unlimited bread and fish and we would live in a NEET hut forever.

>>155998690
What about those angels few parsecs in size?

>>155998810
How do you know we don't have new Jesus every week nowadays?
Mossad came a long way since then you know.