This is your arch wizard for today.

Meh, Aqua is better

So beautiful.

I fucking hate Megumeme spammers

>>155918670
I fucking hate anti-Megumeme spammers. Eat shit.

Gross, can I trade her in for an arch wizard that isn't a flat skeleton?

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>>155918698

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>>155918698
She is not flat, and has healthy thighs

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>>155918329
I'm literally going to kill myself to meet her.
Good bye, /a/. Hello, tractor-kun.

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>>155918895
Make sure to save one crimson demon for me, anon.

>>155918895
you know that's not gonna work right

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There is no shortage of cute and lewd images out there, let's post some cool Megumemes instead.

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Is this the new Konosuba thread?

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>>155918692
The hero always arrives at the last moment.

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>>155919416
No, this is Megumin thread. Make one.

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>>155919283
I don't know what a "cool Megumin" is. Does this qualify?
>>155919416
Why not?

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>>155919530
tfw too lazy to make a new one

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Megumin wants to touch you but she can't get past the screen. What do?

>>155918329
>This is your arch wizard for today.
I have no need for such garbage mage. Or for the piece of shit priest. Or dog feces gobbler crusader.

I'd use the rogue though. Seems useful and competent.

>>155919705
Masturbate to the imminent vore

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Always so many nice anons in Megumin threads.

>>155918329
Sorry, I don't speak heart. Can I get another?

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>>155919821
Truly my favorite threads.

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How does this protect her from the cold?

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>>155919283
Fufufu...

>>155919031
Can`t know if you don`t try, can you anon-kun?

>>155919740
Kazuma isn't a rogue though.

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>>155919888
Who needs protection from the cold? She's already smoking hot.

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Reminder that Megumin is only acting cute to gain followers. Once she has enough followers to dwarf the Eris and Demon King combined, she will become the God of Destruction. She will consume our mana to create an explosion mighty enough to return heaven, hell, and mortal world all to the cosmic dust from whence it came.

>>155918329
Oh cool! My team needed a healer.

>>155919962
>Kazuma isn't a rogue though.
He's got stealth, stealing and trap detecting abilities, he's lightly armed and uses a short sword and short bow. Enough a rogue for me despite his magical abilities.

>>155919740
>I have no need for such garbage mage
She killed 4 Demon King generals, though. Seems fairly useful to me.

Does the girls ever had decent interaction between them? It feels like they treat each other as some kind of friend of a friend.

>>155920128
>>155919962
On the class triangle, he is like 70% Rogue, 20% Mage, 10% Fighter. I think "Spell Thief" is a pretty good description.

>>155919821
Thank you for the new wallpaper.

>>155920206
You forgot chef, craftmaster, blacksmith.

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>>155918329
Megumin makes my heart go doki doki. My only dream is to marry her, but I know that's impossible so I just wallow in despair.
Not even the Konosuba threads can appease me now that they're full of haters.

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>145cm
>roughly 40kg
Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

>>155920322
Crafter classes aren't taken into account in combat.

>>155920128
He's a jack of all trades, but his luck make his build lean more toward Rogue class.

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Are you feeding your Megumin properly, anon?

>>155920602
2 full meals a day.

No breakfast because it's an unnecessary meal pushes by modern society, because it benefits corporations like Kelloggs.

>>155920510
You need to watch Rambo.

The OVA better be 5 episodes of crimson village (which should have been the first half of s3).

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>>155920602
She has the higher intellect, so I let her handle everything related to our nutrition.

>>155920554
However, I'd make Kazuma train a bit in fistfighting and make him a Ninja. I'd trade Aqua, Megumin and Lalatina for a White Mage, Black Mage and Paladin anytime. I'd throw in a Warrior too just to play it safe.

>>155920783
nah, Cringe Village doesn't deserve more than 3 episodes but Kazuma's raid deserve a fucking movie.

Hestia v. Megumin

Which anime girl meme would win?

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>>155920925
>Hestia
Who?

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I want to kiss this archwizard.

>>155918329
So what happens after Megumin confesses? Does Kazuma not talk about or reference it in the next volume?

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>>155920363

>>155920925
Hestia is a seasonal waifu
Megumin is not

Megumin wins

Worst fucking girl, holy shit

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>>155920783
S3 better happen.

>>155920925
>Hestia
>Litteraly who?

>>155920754
But sleeping burns calories, and you need the energy to fuel your body when you wake up.

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>>155921022
Other cute scenes between the two that don't really lead to anything. Like, Kazuma could have kissed her but he fucked it up.
This blueballing really tires me.

>>155921017
Kazuma you shithead beta ass faggot, go for it instead of spilling spaghetti constantly.

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Megumin's slutty bare shoulders

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I dont get what her appeal is to people who havent read the LN. She's by far my most favorite character of that series but thats only because of future events. Why the hell does the average redditor/anon even like her? Neither read the books.

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>>155921209
This.

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Just read the 3rd volume at a bookstore and was surprised there actually was a "the crew goes to Japan" chapter. Really cute to see Megumin being treated like a cosplay chuuni.

>>155921189
Good, Kazuma knows that you should never stick it in crazy pyromaniacs

>>155921239
Because she's petite, has dark hair, and red eyes. Hits my strike zones.

>>155921022
List from last thread, Ill just copy paste this.

Hard to differentiate between either
>bathing together ln3
>hand holding ln5
>guess the letters she wrote to her parents that imply intimate relationship between the two ln5
>sleeping together ln5
>offering him to redistribute all her points to be more useful/versatile ln5
>confession ln9
>coming to his room at night and them cuddling under the blanket of his bed and them almost kissing ln9
>saying shed prefer a ring over a cookie ln10
>teasing him about sex/kissing with him dropping spaghetti hard ln spinoff4
>telling Eris to fuck off because hes hers ln spinoff4
>telling him to take her along if he goes on a raid again and calls him kazuma-sama ln spinoff4
>blue balling every now and then in various lns

Thats just from the top of my head. Not sure if anything specific happened in LN6-8 since those had a stronger focus on other characters. There might be some stuff in LN7 that is kinda related to him buying back Darkness but I dont really remember because holy shit was the volume bad.

To add to this: Kazuma constantly drops spaghetti because hes not used to receiving a girl affection. Hes really damn insecure.

>>155921356
you pedo

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>>155921239
I fell in love with her on her first appearance, in S1. She's just so fun and lovable.

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>>155921022
>>155921198

He mostly ignores her in Vol 10 because it was an Iris volume, but when fake-Megumin wanted to sleep in his room to fuck, he didn't hesitate for a second and let her in.

He spilled spaghetti in Spinoff vol 4 by telling her if she wanted to fuck.

Stop saying he's a beta generic LN MC.

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>>155921324
>Kazuma knows that you should never stick it in crazy pyromaniacs
He actually doesn't since he offered her sex in Continued Explosions.

>>155918329
>one spell only
>arch wizard
It is like calling United Airlines the friendliest airline

>>155920881
Aqua is pretty capable as healer, Darkness is maybe the best tank in Australia (she can't hit for shit but at least can keep the agro.) so I think I can build a good party with them. the only thing I need is a good DPS or a class with CCs and we will be unstoppables.

>>155921383
How can you not be attracted to >>155920010?

Also as the other anon said, her personality is great too. I love her energy and quirkiness.

>>155921421
Moreover, he went for a kiss twice in Vol 9. It's Megumin who always cockblock herself, blame her instead of Kazuma

>>155921039
Both are seasonal. Megumin was forgotten right after her show ended and Rem reigned for the rest of last year. Rem and Zero were far bigger phenomenons than Konosuba and Megumin's fad and sold more, too.
You say otherwise because you're in a little circlejerk echo chamber trying to keep her relevant but outside of it you'll see people have moved on. It's a new season fuckboy, time to wake up. S3 is never coming to save her or you.

I want like 17 seasons of Konosuba, this show is so comfy

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>>155921466
>It is like calling United Airlines the friendliest airline
What is?

Did someone save that 'get' in a Megumin thread a while ago of post >>155555555 with EXPLOOOSIUN. in the text?

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>>155921558
>because you're in a little circlejerk echo chamber trying to keep her relevant but outside of it you'll see people have moved on
How stupidly ironic.

Megumin isn't forgotten, she just went to Afghanistan where she cast a VERY SATISFYING explosion and got carried home.

>>155921558
>most popular Konosuba character
>wins /a/ winter 2017 best girl
>21st most popular character on pixiv in 2017
I don't know, maybe you're the one who should get out of your circlejerk.

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Remember love

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Will we finally get a kiss in volume 11?

>>155918692
suck a dick, faggot.

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>>155921767
>Megumin isn't fit for childbirth, they said
>Megumin will never be a good mother, they said
>Now they call her the "Mother Of All Bombs"

>>155918567
This.

>>155922138
>being so buttblasted about a fanbase that you feel the need to shitpost in their threads
Go the fuck back to the Konosuba threads, and keep shitposting about the author "selling out". As if anyone takes your sorry ass seriously.

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>>155922061
There is some steamy deep kissing on the WN so it's about time

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>>155922495
Really?

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>>155920925
Both are great, but I'd choose Megumin now.

>>155922540
Yes.

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>>155922653
With Megumin?

>>155922709
Ye

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>>155922748
My expections for volume 11 just skyrocketed.

>>155921482
True that Aqua is good in what she does. But she has control over one element. A White Mage uses three.
Darkness, I disagree. She can't keep aggro for shit if the enemy hasn't a sliver of interest in her. She's just unbreakable and strong as shit despite that soft body of hers, but that has to be played for comedy, cuz her own fetishes would kill her if she wasn't like that.
Megumin, not so sure. She'd be good as a tactical nuke but there's no use for her other than that. Sometimes you need more than fire on a battlefield, and you need that something more than once a day. If Megumin's autism allowed her to use another type of magic, like ice, she'd be one hell more useful.

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Certain recent events makes her happy

>>155923025
Megumin isn't generally useful, but she becomes the most useful when the party is against a limited number of enemies. She defeated the biggest amount of bosses, and her performance in the fight against Wolbach was stellar.

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Hope the translation of volume 11 wont take long.

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>>155923314
Well, Yuns wants to finish Continued Explosions first. Only the fifth chapter and the epilogue remain, and there's like 16 days left until volume 11 is released, so it should be fine.

>>155922392
Eat shit, retard loser.

>>155923314
You'll learn japanese before it ends at this rate.

>>155923434
Kill yourself.

>>155923144
True that Megz gets the job done when the time comes and everything is in her blast range. She's got perfect burst damage but the lowest dps possible. The question is, what if someone 1v1's her and she misses or the enemy survives and can fight back? She's screwed. And that's when a few more spells would come in handy. Ah, but then she'd have to think about mana management. Can't cast NUKE EVERYTHING with that.

>>155923050
She's a MOAB alright. Mother of all boners.

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Yuiyui has a cute daughter.

>>155923595
She can instant cast though. This doesn't leave the enemy the chance to dodge, because explosion also has a ridiculously large radius.
And yeah, the enemy might survive but her explosion proved strong enough to destroy a goddess as of volume 9, so it's unlikely.

>>155923595
If you're fighting anything with high enough magic res to survive explosion any other magic isn't going to help you at all. And missing an explosion seems highly impossible.

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>>155918925
I CAN'T WAIT TO GO BOMB SOME DODONKOS

>>155923753
She's the very definition of glass cannon. I can't say she is not capable in her destructiveness, but I always leave a margin for unforseen possibilities.

>>155924067
>She's the very definition of glass cannon
Yep. My point is that she's the character you switch into your party right before a boss fight.

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What smells better, her butt or her feet?

>>155924228
Her pits of course.

just started watching this and I gotta say, anyone who likes aqua has legitimately shit taste

>>155918329
What are the uses for an archwizard?

>>155925091
Blowing shit up and tender lovemaking.

>>155924228
>>155924341
Feet > Pits >> Ass

>>155923413

yuNS didn't translated chapter 4 either

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The struggle between the people and the hatred amongst them is being nurtured by very specific interested parties. It is a small, rootless, international clique that is turning the people against each other, that does not want them to have peace… It is the people who are at home both nowhere and everywhere, who do not have anywhere a soil on which they have grown up, but who live in Belzerg today, in Alcanretia tomorrow, Axel the day after that, and then again in Elroad or Crimson Village, and who feel at home everywhere. The Megutards! They are the only ones who can be addressed as international, because they conduct their business everywhere, but the people cannot follow them. Axis people! I need your support in execution of the intended final solution of the Megutard Problem!

Where can I find megumin NSFW?

>>155928037
on the internet
pixiv, gelbooru, rule34

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>Megumaymay

>>155928654
>facebook shit
You're pretty dedicated to hating a fictional character, I admit

>>155928654
Don't show them reality of their seasonal waifu, it hurts their little hive.

>>155923025
Why do you need more dps when you have Aqua's stackable buffs and redemption?
>She can't keep aggro for shit if the enemy hasn't a sliver of interest in her
I remember in the LN she said something about a new spell to increase her aggro or something like this.
>Megumin, not so sure
I never said Megumin can stay in my party. She is literally a walking wipe

>>155924156
>You bring Megumin into your raid
>the boss is heigan the unclean

>>155921610
The author doesn't have 17 seasons in her.

I'd be okay with simply getting one more season, then taking a break from the anime for a few years while the author finishes whatever story she wants to tell in the light novels. Then afterward a reboot of the anime that stays close to the novels while still keeping the comfy and comedic feel.

I want to make a soccer team with crimson demons with Megumin.

>>155927363
Megutards used to laugh about it, they thought it was a joke, they're not laughing anymore, today they realize the gravity of the situation

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>>155918733
>>155918733
>>155918733
My god Wiz really has it going on.

Why doesn't Kazuma just fuck one of them already?

>>155931233

1. He thinks the three of them are idiots and aren't wife material

2. He acts cool, but he spaghettis in romantic situations.

3. That would cause a problem amongst the other two.

4. Why? If he wants sex, he can just go to the succubus lounge and order a sex dream. Why would he waste time trying to court one of these morons?

>>155920077
i'm ok with that

>>155921239
the cute noise she makes while falling over after using her explosion magic

>>155921466
>leddit memes
get out

>>155931233
Harem effect is a bitch

>>155931446
>He acts cool, but he spaghettis in romantic situations.
In volume 10, Megumin (in reality Ragcraft) went to Kazuma's room, he didn't hesitate a single second and let her in in ordrer to fuck her. In Vol 9 he went for a kiss twice but Megumin spaghetti'd him. The only time he spilled spaghetti was in the spinoff, when he litteraly told Megumin to fuck.

>That would cause a problem amongst the other two.
Kazuma told himself in Vol 9 that he doesn't care about it.

>>155919803
Never change /a/.

>>155921239
She has by far the best chemistry with Kazuma, they actually have a really in-depth and nuanced relationship.

She herself has her sort of one joke, with the obsession with explosion magic and refusal to spread out from that, but this was used as a starting point to explore further character quirks and nuances, unlike say, Darkness, who is pretty much just the one joke and not really anything else.

Megumin in general has the most depth, the best chemistry, and consistently funny jokes.

>>155933884
>cutting off lalatina
Why?

>>155934214
>consistently funny jokes.
I can't recall her doing anything funny since volume 5
Most of her scenes seem to be focused on romance now

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I like all the Konosuba girls.

-N!

>>155918733
Sorry, not into necro.

>>155921699
>Diana
ARISTOCRAT ARISTOCRAT ARISTOCRAT!

Kazuma will pick Aqua.

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>>155919031
you dont know that

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>>155935766
I see you are a man of fine tastes

>>155936791
You need to rape the author enough times to make her lose her mind like this.

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>>155933884

>>155921209
Just imagine how easy it would be to take a peek of her boobies in those clothes.

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>>155929960
>her

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>this poor, hungry wizard walks up to you, lifts up her skirt a bit, and asks if you can spare any food

What do you do?

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>>155941513

So is there a reason for why she looks like Enma-kun?

>>155941513
Next panel is mating press

You're joking, right?

You guys really don't expect somebody other than Aqua to win the endgame Kazuma bowl, right?

>if he even ends up with anybody...

>>155942506
We don't know what the author is planning. Best to just ride it out.

It'll probably either be a harem end, or he'll end up alone though.

>kazuma's first time with megumin
>after, megumin remarks how she heard it was supposed to hurt but she didnt feel a thing
>kazuma silently thanks her for not realizing the implication
>megumin turns and laughs smugly fully realizing the implication
>aqua overhears this and smirks while remembering that time she smirked at Kazuma's dick.

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>>155942561
What about a comedic ending where the MC kills himself trying to escape from his problematic harem?

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>>155941603
>Egg-splosion

>>155920925
Sasha.

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>Last thread was hosted by Aquafans
>it was wonderful and funny just like Aqua
>This thread is hosted by Megutards
>its plain and boring just like Megumin.
Really makes you think, huh?

>>155943006
Now you've done it

>>155918329
I want Lina.

>>155942506
>You guys really don't expect somebody other than Aqua to win the endgame Kazuma bowl, right?
Do you even read the novels?

>>155928654
>facebook ranking in which she was first a few weeks ago despite barely appearing in S2
I don't know what your motives for shitposting are, but you need to go.

>>155943439
You do realize that this kind of speech makes you sound like a retard, right?

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>>155944913
Who?

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why is she so perfect?

>>155943439
>Aquafans
>implying "Aquafans" exist

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I'd rather fuck real life Megumin.

>>155948219
She's cute. I want to make her yell "EXPLOSION".

>>155948291

I like how she doesn't seem to have snaggled teeth.

>>155948417
Yeah, snaggled teeth are pretty common in her industry. I wonder why.

>>155948490

Inbreeding and radiation from Fat Man and Little Boy.

>>155948490
Many cultures don't take care of their teeth

>>155948490
>>155948535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcrmdt9LywA
Aqua's VA is actually a good example of that.

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When?

>>155950073
The english translation? Probably never

>>155943439
More like aquafags you biased fuck

>>155943439
>>Last thread was hosted by Aquafans
You mean the thread hosted by the insecure guy about his tiny dick?

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>>155948291

If a woman says what you want her to say while she's cumming, you're not making her cum hard enough.

>>155948490
>>155948911

it's called Yaeba. You ever wonder why some characters have a fang? That's why.

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>>155951601
Aquafans bullying that poor soul actually.

>>155952394
>>155891006
You should read that thread again. Most of the posts were Megumin, as always.

>>155946878
In that pic? The shading is amazing and really makes her features stand out.

>>155952394
I need to know. NOPAN OR THONG?!

>>155948490
Fixing your teeth can affect your voice, which is a big no if your voice is your source of income.

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>>155952447
Stop lying to yourself anon.

>>155952447
of course, Aqua threads dont get more than 40 replies before reaching page 10.

>>155952680
You're the one that has to post in Megumin threads to keep Aqua relevant. That just goes to show that very few people actually care about her, and that explains why even a Konosuba thread with Aqua as the main theme ends up revolving around Megumin.

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>black belt in blowjobs

I think we can all agree she is the sluttiest Konosuba.

>>155918329
I fapped to Megumeme NTR today.

>>155952675
Makes sense.

>>155952814
I can't fap to NTR of established characters, because it's all out of character as fuck.

>>155952814
Link?

>>155952622
Anime: Nopan
LN: Striped panties

>>155952875
>Kono Megumin ni Sainan o! (Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Syukufuku o!)
>>155952871
The one I fapped to is kind of realistic. Any sane man would take advantage of Megumin when out of mana unless he was a raging homo.

>>155952814
Eh, I'm into NTR of characters I like.

>>155919031

STOP LYING AND TRYING TO KEEP THEM ALL TO YOURSELF

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Ignore the fanbase of 3 axis posters and post cute Megumin instead.

>>155953076
The best Megumin doujinshi are vanilla anyway.

>>155952982
Thanks.

>>155953394
This. Megumin was no doubt built for tender love and kisses.

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>>155953373
Megumin is really cute and has an amazing fashion sense.

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>>155953664
>ywn pat her head
Life is cold.

>>155953394
>>155953455
Her NTR doujins are great too. Needs more though.

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>>155954071
But Megumin belongs to Kazuma.

>>155954138
But will Kazuma ever take responsibility?

>>155954182
If he truly loves Megumin, then yes. But he seems unsure about his feelings at the moment, although he was really enticed by her charm in Continued Explosions.

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>>155954050
I know that feel, bro.

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>>155918329
Megumin is for headpats and hand-holding!

>>155954336
You forgot gentle cuddling.

>>155922200
>orthodox cross
blyat

>>155954138
She belongs to me and my superior penis now.

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>>155954333
Let's take turns dying to a heart attack in front of tractor-kun.

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We need to go softer.

>>155954666
DELET

Megumin is perfect with her A-cups

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>>155954484
>ywn feel Megumin's soft belly with your hand

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>>155954666
Megumin's flat chest is the very definition of soft.

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>>155954736
>>155954793
Like this?

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>>155954890
I think the saddest part of Megumin not being real isn't that I will never fuck her, but the fact that I will never cuddle her as we both fall asleep in each other's arms.

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>>155954890
Yes, this is good.

>>155954890
YES

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>>155954666
Soft armpits?

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>>155954980
S-stop!

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>>155954980
Kazuma is so lucky.

>>155955069
I have no choice but to live vicariously through Kazuma and hope he seals the deal.

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>>155955100
>tfw we're all cucked by Kazuma
Life is truly suffering.

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The wait for S3 will be rough. I hope the Megumin threads survive through this.

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>>155955099
>Kazuma blushing but Megumin isn't

What was meant by this illustration?

>>155923595
>Megz

sounds like what her name would be in an english translation

>>155955211
I thought dubs stopped localizing character names a while ago. Is 4kids still doing their thing after all these years?

>>155955187
She doesn't get embarrassed easily, I guess.

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Moshi mooooosh?

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>>155918329
My cute wife.

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>>155955547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrhqL7byM84
Rap battle?

>>155955621
https://youtu.be/R9hwxG0TUxA

>implying Yunyun wouldn't shit on Megumin in an actual fight.

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>>155955666
>digits

Yunyun confirmed best girl.

>>155955666
>Megumin instant casts Explosion
How does Yunyun survive?

>>155955740
https://boards.fireden.net/a/thread/144305821/#144444444
Oh, please. You'd need a 10 million GET to negate Megumin's best girl status at this point.

>>155955744
>Casts light of saber immediately before Megumin finishes obligatory Chuuni speech

>Is still standing.

Lmfaoing at ur life

>>155955809
I said instant cast. You need to learn to read.

>>155955784
>Fireden

Fucking kek

does megumin count as a loli?

>>155955856
>Howdy partner, looks like it's you and me. Who's quicker on the draw, and who's magic is inherently faster?

Hmmmmmm

>>155955863
Are you really this new? This is a 4chan archive.

>>155955909
Whatever. Didn't know, I use 4cdn.

Haruhi Suzamiya was confirmed for best years ago.

>>155955952
>Haruhi
>2017
You're either really new, or you've been in a coma for a while and have brain damage.

>>155956003
Do you not remember ten years ago?

>>155924228
She's like butter.

>>155956052
Is that a good thing?

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>>155918329

>>155956122
>the other Megumin

>>155956158
What other megumin? She has the eyepatch and hat. Clearly the original

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>>155956199
You're right, it's definitely her. I don't know what I was saying.

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>>155924228
Can I just push her feet against her butt and smell both at the same time?

>>155956287
If she's in that position, I'm gonna do something other than sniff.

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>>155956287
Megumin might look beautiful like a doll, but she's not a toy. Please don't play with her body too much.

>>155941513
I give food in exchange for teaching me the ways of explosive magic.

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>>155941513
As much as I am attracted to Megumin, I would never take advantage of her. I'd do my best to make sure she gets as much food as she needs.

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>>155955183
Count with me.

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>>155941513
>Lift up your skirt a bit more!

>>155956763
This pic makes me want to push her down and do lewd things to her while kissing.

>>155956366

You can get a simultaneous footjob and buttjob. Genius.

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>>155918329
Can I keep her? I promise to feed her and take for walks every day

>>155958030
We're talking about a sentient human being here, not an Aqua.

>>155958030
Someone give that girl a sandwich

>>155921378
Oh my God, I need to read spinoff 4 fast

>>155958163
only half of it is translated, though

>>155958030
Her winter clothes were so cute. It's a shame we didn't get to see it more.

>>155958258
I want to see her beach clothes now

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>>155958366
A frilly two-piece that compliments her cute form.

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>>155958472
>when you do the t&a pose but you don't have the goods

>>155921421
oh my god, she's fucking huge

>>155958588

I for one enjoy Megumin's skinny little body, budding mounds and firm butt.

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>>155958588
Faggot.

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I want Megumin to womanhandle my huge body and find things around the house to fuck me over.

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>>155941603
eat all the eggs

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>>155959628
Just imagine being dominated by this 14 year-old sex kitten.

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>>155959695

>>155959695

She can stomp all over me.

>>155959695
>Rock-hard nipples

What did Megumin mean by this?

>>155959695
not if I powerslam her first

>>155959767

She's cold and needs a hug.

>>155959823
No wonder she's cold, bitch isn't wearing a thing.

>>155959695
Her threatening to cast the explosion if you don't do exactly what she says.

Little does she know, the explosion will be inside her.

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>>155959823
How would hugging naked Megumin feel like?

>>155959925
Like hugging a warm ironing board.

>>155959888
I haven't read any doujins, but any that has shouting "explosion" during orgasm is an instant 10/10

>>155959925
This was sorta described in a doujin. Soft and warm.

>>155959925

Like hugging a bundle of fresh laundry, but with her stiff nipples poking your chest.

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What kind of man does she like?

>>155960037
Scum

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Isn't Yunyun legit a stronger wizard? Lightning bolts, teleportation and shit?

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I love her so much!

>>155960037
Hikki neeto scumbags with a talent for swiping panties.

>>155960037
is she gathering her cosmo?

>>155960100
If we're going for all out power, Megumin is far more powerful. If we're talking for usefulness beyond a single nuke Yunyun. Best part about Yunyun is all of the enemies will flee from her presence. She's like the anti-Aqua.

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>that part where kazuma is asked about his preferred type and says he prefers long hair
>megumin immediately decides to grow out her hair
HNNNNNNNNNG

>>155960053
>>155960141
I don't have a chance then. I can be a bit scummy If I want to, though, I am far from her strike zone.

How about physical aspect?

>>155960217
That was cute, indeed. But I prefer that her hair stays the same.

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>>155960295
Her hair was super long in the web novel, so the author might be going for that. Pic related is her previous, 17 years old self.

>>155960100
she's way more useful in regular situations, megumin is better for stealing boss kills

>>155960462
awww yissss

>>155960263
So far she only seems to be interested in a tracksuit wearing manlet.

>>155918329
Should I watch this series just for her?

>>155960581
You should watch it because it's enjoyable.

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>>155960581
yes

>>155960672
Her face is scary.

>>155960708
Don't ming it, she was an evil god in the previous life.

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>>155960581
Absolutely.

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>>155960581
Do it, she is waiting for you.

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>>155960581
watch it for the goddess of nopan

>>155961025
Why did you post a picture of a wall?

>>155961075
a meat wall

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>>155961025
Nopan is overrated, exposed shoulders are the real tasteful fetish!!!

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>>155961286
shut up and lay down

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>>155961286

I like bandaged feet. I wish she went shoeless.

>>155961344
I miss 2016.

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>>>155961286
she will sell you out for a ham sandwich

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how erotic is Megumin?

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>>155962104
momwantsgrandkids/10

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>>155962138
>those legs
everytime

>>155962104
spaghettidropper/10

Megumin with twintails