If they were hired to kill one another, who'd come out alive?
>>155902773
revy, what kind of mongoloid question is that
>>155902792
a good one
it's not like revy is that great hand to hand
Left, since it's Spike Spiegel,
neo
>>155902773
Left
Is John Wick 2 worth watching? The first one is massively overrated and goes to total shit after the night club part.
>>155902773
As much as I love Wick, Revy has retarded 'no bullets can hit me lol' powers. There's so many times where she jumps up into a hail of machine gun fire and just stands there striking a pose as she guns everyone down.
>>155902773
Geist
>>155903057
Yeah, it's better than the first one by a mile.
>>155903057
They care so much about their movie that they point the camera 1st the floor for 5 minutesand it makes the scene so much better.
>>155903193
Mickey Rourke, fuck off.Crying Freeman wins.
>>155903260
>camera 1st the
AT the floor.Fuck autocorrect
>>155902773
The one with the power of friendship on her side.
It would be a straight shoot-out for the first 15 minutes before Revy does something batshit crazy that Wick wouldn't see coming.
>>155902773
>implying they won't fuck in the end and produce a family
You cannot beat the real human bean that's Keanu. Also he does three gun as a hobby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCIgpUTvfsA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpr8oqyjKIc
>>155902773
Revy is good but i think Wick would take her out. Dat Mozambique drill, man! Would love to see an anime where a character uses that gun style.
John Wick killed a man with a pencil.
That is all.
>>155903411
Is that MC Ride
The protag of Shoot Em Up > both of them.
>tfw no one likes that film because they took it seriously and not as a parody of action movies in general
matrix man
>>155903411
Now there's a man that has seen footage
Punisher wins
>>155902773
Wick takes note of Revy's skill and offers her a place in the PAYDAY gang.
>>155902773
John, easily
Revy is good but not that tactical
revy's got plotarmor fuh daze
>>155903456
she's also taken
>>155904051
Post the frank edit
>>155903456
I wanna hang out with keanu.
>>155904658
...
The one that's killed people with fucking pencils.
>>155902773
They fuck
>>155902773
wick would bang her infront of rokuro.
Wick was the limitations of 3D, Revy does not.
>>155902773
>>155902971
>>155903531
>>155908572
Left, since it's Rikka cosplaying as Keanu Reeves.
Both
>>155909178
>Rikka
>Not addressing her as Jaou Shingan
You screwed up.
Hitman James Rolfe
>>155911137
(You)
>>155902773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soAofAWEpGU
John Wick is the only true answer.
>>155902773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XYG7ttpEk8
John Wick>=agent 47 from Hitman.
>>155904051
With a f*cking pencil.
>>155902773
Levy has terrible aim, doesn't plan shit and is broke most of the time.
>cant even shoot some guy with a sword.
Wick wins if he has a motivation.
>>155912069
>Some assholes stole his car and hurt his dog. again.
>He catches a ride to Roanapur on the Lagoon's boat. Mopes and just watches his wife's video all day.
>the Triads and Hotel steers clear and is oddly quiet.
>Other gangs take advantage and raises shit to grab some territory.
>Back with the crew they bring him to the bar to get some drinks
>"He once killed three men with a pencil"
>He starts killing people with a pencil
>Assassins crawl out the woodwork
>Somehow the CIA,Navy Seals and Venezuelan drug cartels get involved.
>"Get him off my city REEEEEE"
>roll credits
Depends, did Revy kill his dog?
>>155913718
She kicked it. Twice.
>>155903057
It's a middle part of a trilogy, but it was worth a watch. John wick has to be one of the best action franchises ever.
>>155913775
Rest in piece, Revy.
>>155903456
Keanu is a fun fellow. I have met him three times. He was really nice. The third time, he recognized me.
>>155911186
During the whole movie, I was under the impression that it took place in John's Wick setting. Unfortunately, it's not.
>>155913775
At least she didn't kill it.
Maybe Wick will just leave her disabled.
>>155902773
I would say that John would win. He is not a easy target like the random goons, that Revy picks off daily. If Revy gets into a hand to hand fight with him, then she looses instantly. John can take as much punishment as an anime character (he was run over, shot and stabbed multiple times, and he still kept going). At best, Revy would fight him into a draw, and then they would team up to take down some really bad guy with a personal army.
>>155904596
>she's also taken
As if that matters
>>155903057
>overrated
no it wasn't, it was an amazing action movie.
Roberta > John Wick > Revy.
>actor vs some fucking drawing
Well, I guess keanu can just burn revy drawings
>>155912024
>>155908572
It's really not hard to kill someone with a pencil. It's a sharp pointy object. Any sharp pointy object can be lethal if you jam it in the right place.
>>155914686
El Mariachi > Roberta > John Wick > Revy.
>>155915126
He killed 5 guys with two pencils. It's not that pencils can't be used to maim someone but he got two fucking killstreaks using one.
>>155915126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K3E5tLoado
Magic trick.
>>155913587
Do you know who is Baba Yaga? And what it can do with the world.
>>155914686
no
>>155915237
mucho no
>>155915504
I'd be more impressed if he killed 2 guys with 5 pencils.
>>155913956
Woukd wheelchair Revy be good?
I think it'd be very good
>>155913838
>>155914359
are you guys serious? as much as I think the role seem perfect for keanu since his face doesn't change. the hype this movie is getting doesnt deserve it. well maybe 2 but not 1. I get the revenge for your dog, but it one single plot, that was kinda ridiculous , and all that spinning and shooting. felt like I was watching deadpool again.
Im still gonna watch it, I jsut dont understan the hype.
>>155921609
It is an action movie done right. No shaky cam to hide the stuntmen, Keanu does it all himself, in some of the most clean action scenes i have seen (since the jakie chan movies). They got all the gun technique down and the fights are filled with nuance. For example, Keanus fighting style always being consistent (he always goes for the legs, and always takes the first guy that attacks him, into a hold, and kills the others before killing the first guy). The movies even have symbolism in them. How many action movies have symbolism in them? Honestly, its hard to find flaws with the first movie. And the second movie is all about a guy, who is willing to kill everyone in his path, to get out of the hell that is the criminal underworld, but every move he makes, gets him stuck even deeper and deeper.
And also, these are not action movies that are made by a rich whackjob like Michael Bay, these are small but clean action movies, that are made by people who love action movies. That makes it so much more relatable.
>>155921100
Anything Revy is good.
>>155903531
I mean it's not that hard.
Aim for a vein, the eyes, through the eardrums, Even stab someone's nose closed.
>>155922242
Reminded me in many ways of The Raid. Damn, now that was one hell of an action movie.
That deaf chick alone could take care of Revy.
>>155925438
Who is the deaf chick?
>>155925438
>deaf
Mute?
>>155928299
That must be it.
>>155902773
What if instead they were a team?
>>155927190
Sawyer the Cleaner, I think.
>>155903057
John Wick 2 is miles better.
I watched the sequel first for some reason at the theater, then watched the first one at home but it just pales in comparison. The action sequences were great but the setting was better explained in 2, the story actually leads somewhere, and the cliffhanger was so good I wasn't even mad about it.
Cancer Man. No one will even know he's there.
Did you all forget the part where she killed like 3 boats of guys?
Onii-sama would win because Onii-sama never loses.
>>155902773
>Killer vs mad street bully
Orly?
>>155925301
Holy shit, now that you mention it, you're right.
>>155902773
Two Hand > One Hand
>>155931718
Flawless logic.
>>155930983
3 boats of guys with a rocket launcher.
>>155933855
So, Team Rocket?
>>155921609
>I get the revenge for your dog
It wasn't revenge for the dog, he even spells out his motivation for the murderspree for you. You need to watch the movie again and pay attention this time anon.
What about Kiritsugu vs John Wick?
>>155935274
It is a fair summary though.
>>155902773
My boy Keanu is invincible
>>155937097
Don't be too sure of that.
>>155938873
The evidence is against you.
>>155922242
ok that makes sense, even to me, im not a movie buff, and liked the movie very much but just didn't understand the hype.
but these kind of rolls are perfect for him. so thats a plus.
the one who is not a female
>>155933855
But she was jumping through the air and shit
>>155902773
My entertainment levels.
>>155943409
What about it?
>>155902773
One is a psycho, other is a professional.
>>155915126
You're forgetting that he was trying to kill people who were resisting, likely with something better than a writing utensil.
That said, 2D power levels are, on the whole, greater than 3D.
>>155944859
Revy is not only professional but sexy as hell!
>>155945924
>Keanu
>Not sexy
>>155902773
In the middle of the shoot out Jason Statham shows up, runs around naked disarming both of them then inspires them to go fuck in a hotel that he accidentally blows up in the third act.
>>155946324
He wins. Not even one of his characters , just him.
L-Elf would defeat them both.
>>155914686
I probably would agree with that. Roberta is a fucking monster. Accurately rapid firing a Barrett 50cal is something that is impossible to do with one hand and no support.
You can do it with one hand and no support, but it ain't going to be accurate.
>>155946007
He is moe. You know the picture that proves it.
>>155902773
John Wick is a supernatural assassinlord who could probably fight God. Revy is a complete fuck up even if shes good with her pistols.
>>155902773
Why's the thing on the left on /a/?
Could John Wick beat Golgo 13?
>>155902773
We will have another shit mr and mrs smith
>>155949504
nope
>>155902773
Yuuji Kazami could easily kill John Wick.
>>155902773
>implying a drawing can physically hurt a real person
>>155949504
Lol no.
>>155951677
Could two fictional characters hurt each other?
>>155914686
This.
Roberta is Terminator-tier threat.
At least before she was crippled (shut up no-animu fans)
>>155951752
Yes and they always do.
>>155949504
Is it even possible for Duke Togo to lose against anyone?
>>155903742
That was me at first, until I reached it a year ago. Really good movie, Paul Giamatti was great
okay real question who would win neo or john wick