>You will never raise a family with a fry faced Russian

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>>155891209
I dunno.

She's not a virgin and neither is Revy

>>155891966
Nobody cares

>you will never step in penguin shit

Why live?

>>155891966
Sawyer is

I think she's past cake status dude, isn't she like 50?

>>155891966
neither is your mother and yet some pathetic excuse for a man put a baby in that cum dumpster and gave birth to autism incarnated

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>>155891209
>Balalaika will never hire you and give you some negligible job like opening doors, fetching coffee ect. Then one day you give her a heads up on something. She then promotes you to a position closer to her. Then one day you become her foot massager, and being allowed to clean her feet with your tongue. Then because of your tongue skills she promotes you to oral sex servant, not telling a soul about the job. Then one day in the heat of the moment she allows you inside her. Soon she makes that your job, but keeps a cold front on you in front her men and others. Soon the sex becomes love and she asks you to give her children. When the pregnancy shows she admits your relationship to the world, and you two live happily ever after as a powerful family.

I want to die.

>>155892593
>she asks you to give her children
see
>>155892507

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>>155892547
Savage

>>155892507
>>155892644
In present day she might be 50, which you can still make babbies.

But the show takes place in the early 90's
She was like 19-23 when she fought in the war which was from 1979 - 1989

So in the show she'd be around 34.

>>155892787
>50, which you can still make babbies.
lolwut

are we talking normally or only in freak cases because I thought they gave it up in the late 30's.

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>>155892593
I'm pretty sure there was a Doujin with a premise like this. At least in part.

>>155892547
Lmao good one.

>>155892845
You've never hear of people having children after 30?

Do you live under a rock?

>>155892985
I said late 30's dingus

and no I have never met a 39 year old pregnant woman

>>155892869
Sorta
https://exhentai.org/g/751267/30262f041f/

The cover is misleading about the art

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>>155892845
Menopause doesn't usually start until a woman is in her 50s, IIRC. However, the older a woman is the more likely the child is to suffer from illness or defects, so starting early is the best option.

>>155893035
This was the one I had in mind, thanks.

>>155893031
Celebrities are constantly having kids past 40

Lots of people keep popping out kids halfway threw their 60's.

Medicine is keeping people healthier at old ages.

>>155893035
I really hate that artist.

>>155893057
This, its just once you hit 40, be it man or woman, you start increasing the chances for stuff like ADD, ADHD, Aspergers and Autism

Like Chris-chan

His dad was 55 years old and his mom was 41 years old when Chris was born.
It almost certainly is half the reason Chris was born autistic

>>155893277
However young 18-34 year old """""""""studs"""""""""" breeding with Balalaika in her 50's could make perfectly normal children.

But then again, /a/ suffers from ADD, ADHD, Aspergers and Autism, so its kinda a moot point.

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>>155891209
Revy a best

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>>155894713
*second best.

How much did she fuck her men?

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>>155895044
A lot.

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Someone made a Балалайка without me?

>father served in Soviet Army
>Paratroopers, Mountain Division
>same unit as Balalaika
>mfw

Shenhua bros where you at?

>>155895340
Cool. Does he have any stories about it?

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>>155895501

>>155895666
Revy's hair looks like Rock's

>>155895858
Yeah, it's interesting to see how she evolved. I like her ripped jeans, too.

>>155895543
Pulled a Band of Brothers. Commander was a shit so he got the fuck out once his service ended. 1 month before invasion of Afghan.
Buddies of his died tho. Some came back addicted to opium. No good stories from that war among us ruskies.
Maybe if they had a commander like Balalaika things would've been different.

>>155895666
How old were each one when they lost their virginity?

>>155896564
Sawyer is still a virgin

Shenhua probably around 15 or 16

Revy was raped as a teenager, so maybe 13-15.

>>155896618
Sawyer was probably raped too bro

>>155896835
Everyone was probably raped in this show.

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>>155896954
Sorry, forgot pic.

>>155893153
there's an association between being pregnant when older and autism in kids desu

>>155897018
>TFW you're the youngest child in the family and also a sperg...

>>155896618
>Sawyer is still a virgin
[citation needed]

>>155897312
IIRC he says so himself. Dunno how true it is but, no reason to lie as far as we know.

>>155897460
He never said that. He's said very little about Sawyer in general.

>>155897460
>>155897553
Mixed up my characters. Ignore this.

>>155897624
Who the hell were you thinking of?

>>155896618
>Sawyer is still a virgin
Possibly. She doesn't seem interested in sex or drugs or alcohol like the other characters. She doesn't even smoke.
>Shenhua probably around 15 or 16
She looks like a hooker. Probably was one too.
>Revy was raped as a teenager, so maybe 13-15.
Be careful when you say that, people will jump all over you for bringing that up.

>>155894748
JUST DRAW SOMETHING HIROE YOU FUCK

>>155896159
>No good stories from that war among us ruskies.

Sounds sorta like Vietnam for us yanks.

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It seems the archive no longer has that pasta about Hotel Moscow abducting you and tying you to a chair in the basement so Balalaika can ride the shit out of you and then execute you once she's finished.

>>155896618
>Shenhua probably around 15 or 16

What is your rationale behind that supposition?

>>155900551
It sounds about right to me.

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>ywn gaze into those cold, murderous eyes while you plow her in missionary position.

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>>155891209
But Balalaika is a canon terrible mother

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>>155896618
>Revy was raped

>>155900745
So you've got NOTHING to back it up?

>>155900981
I don't see the problem. Bombing is more efficient and safer than shooting.

>>155900776
Good; I *hate* males being in the superior position.

>>155901700
The learning curve is much steeper. It's dangerous to make the bombs and rig detonation timers or switches. Loading a gun is safe and easy, even kids can handle it.

Once you get the finer points of bombing down, it's very easy and you can do all sort of fun things like mail bombs or car bombs, bombs rigged to doors or light switches, bombs dropped from above or buried underneath. With guns you still need a line of sight and the further you get from the target the more unlikely a kill is.

>>155901688
I'm not the one who suggested it, I just said it sounds right.

>>155901922
That's why you learn from a pro. Not only is bombing less likely to have wet firecracker results, you can't learn it if you're a dumbass so it's a good character building activity. It teaches minutiae, patience, and most importantly to respect your instructor- whereas any impulsive fuck can shoot straight.

So did you see that one movie about bank robbing cops where Kate Winslett is basically Balalaika?

>>155903599
any pic of that movie?

>>155902460
On what basis?

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A BEST

>>155895155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs3k1gcMDzE

>>155905028
I can't wait for this shit to come back.

>>155905028
Hey wait a second why is Comrade Balaiaka assuming a title reserved for the mortal of enemy of communism aka National Socialism?

>>155905378
Japan.

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>>155895155
If only abducting her and her entire squad was an option.
>>155905297
Fuck you. Now I wanna play Phantom Pain again.

>>155905499
Japan was a part of the Deustchland Uber Allies I would hope they could at least get this much right. No wonder they lost the war.

>>155905028
You know, at this point, the author can throw established canon and make something new with the characters.

The most intimidating woman in Roanapur is in fact a cute loli.

>>155895155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_GH6M7cUq4

>>155906012
The author gave up on the series a long time ago friendo. Enjoy your Re:Creators.

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>>155906077
True. But I'll take what I can get. Even if the ending is the entire cast getting mowed down by machinegun fire.

>>155891966
I wouldn't even want her to be, it doesn't fit her character at all.

She's still sizzling hot.

>>155906845
Revy is hottest.

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>>155891209
Balalaika is way too fucking cute

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>>155891209
>>155892593
Because Russian moms tend to lose their sons and become sad. Next thing you know, she's projecting onto your son.

>>155891209
>Russian cake
She's clearly over age. Meaning she is not a cake.

>>155912004
>over age
Do you even know meaning of C-Cake? She's likely not a cake, but definitely not because of being too old.

>>155892547
12 hours later and this is still the most savage response in the thread.

>>155912004
That is not how it works.

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>>155917113

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>>155917142

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>>155917179

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>>155917179
>digital boat
Lame

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>>155917458

>>155917113
>>155917142
>>155917179
>>155917229
>>155917458
I absolutely love this stuff.

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>>155917503

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>>155917565

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>>155917655

>>155892547
BTFO

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>>155917503
I really miss boss Cheung. I can't remember the last time I saw him

Next chapter when?

>>155891209
>be this brainwashed into liking expired goods
>not wanting lolis

burgerland is cucked and they don't even know it.

>>155918707
sorry gaijin, no brack ragoon for you, you rike isekai instead??

>>155917745
I wish there was more of Queen Revy.

>>155919792
Fund it.

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>>155892547

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>>155893035
>no anal

>>155891209
>balalaika will never step on your balls then peg you with a 13 inch strap on

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>>155921457
Ballbusting is shit tier but pegging can be good.

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>>155917458
>>155917565

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>>155905028

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>>155892845
>>155892507
>>155891209
The fuck is a "cake"

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>>155923977
>He doesn't know what a cake is

Ryssäs can fuck off, women too.

>>155923977
Ignoring the bait that is a cute Sawyer!

anons, what do garcia and roberta do at nights?

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>>155892547
wew lad

>>155927607
Sleep?

>>155900776
>you will never mating press into Balalaika

>>155929055
like, cuddling together?

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>>155892547

>>155930190
Exactly!

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what's your favourite black lagoon doujinshi?

>>155934406
https://exhentai.org/g/847368/0431bbe8bf/

or

https://exhentai.org/g/158446/1f6677af2b/

There is no such thing.

>>155917458
>Her face in the last panel
I must protect that smile!

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>3 of the hottest girls in BL are chinks

What did Hiroe mean by this?

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Revy is old and busted, Feng is the new hotness.

What is he trying to getting at with the latest arc?

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>>155904091
I think anon is talking about "Triple 9" where she was a Russian/Jew Crime boss

>>155939696
Feng a best

>>155939565
Nope . Revy > Feng

>>155941290
Nice thumbnail faggot

>>155917655
>the actress of Revy seems to like kids

hnnnnngh

>>155892593
>>155891910
>>155892869
i wish to gently run the tips of my fingers over her scars and then kiss her

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>>155891209
Why aren't there any other anime that involve the Soviet war in Afghanistan?

>>155945718
probably because the number of russian people who remember the afgan war and care about anime is likely close to zero much less the number of japanese authors who are the same.

>>155945718
Nips don't care enough and Ruskies actively want to forget it.

>>155944749
If only they were her kids and mine.

>>155939565
Dead best girl walking.

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>>155892547
W E W L A D
E
W
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A
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>>155893277
>just once you hit 40
Its actually much less than that, for women atleast. Its somewhere in their med or late 20's where the chances for mental disease start and slowly gets higher the older women get. The irony is that women are more sexually active the older they get.

>>155939565
If they ever had a threesome it would involve lots of competition between Revy and Feng, any time Rock speaks up that his dick is sore they would both simultaneously tell him to shut up.

>>155939404
He's got Yellow fever

>>155949790
Chinks and Japs are both yellow

>>155950685
And who else?

>>155949790
me too

>>155917745
>>155917655
>>155917565
>>155917505
>>155917503
>>155917458
>>155917229
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>>155917113
Reading these always fills me with this strange catharsis. It's like the entire manga pans backwards.