Best boy edition.
>>155840199
that's best man, best boy is Vanir
>>155840199
Bets on him being the devil king?
Translation never
>>155840889
I'm sure Vanir is way older than Weaver.
>>155841878
It's the body type that countsjust like with loli
>>155841906
Oppailoli
>>155841922still a loli
Why does Aqua vomit rainbows? Is all her bodily waste like that?
>Throws his mace out long enough that it hits me if I try to jump in the air
>Try jumping over him
>It autotracks to the other side
NANI?!
>that Megumin bullying
I fucking love this part of vol 9.
>>155842996
All crimson demons are genetically modified to be the most bulliable beings in Fantasy Australia.
>>155842996
I didn't really expect him to say yes to having babies with Yunyun. Probably because of haremshit conditioning this came as a surprise to me.
Nips being original for once. Beats me.
>>155842996
>WAGA NA WA KAZUMA
Can your power level even challenge The KonoSuba Hentai?
>>155843094
It's the part where hemakes dynamite and pretends he's casting explosion.Megumin doesn't take it well.
>>155843176
Oh what was the title of those shitty short stories about that, Tanner and Bard? Something along those lines.
Is Darkness the most useless member of the party? She barely does anything worthwhile and requires assistance loads of times.
She has only two character traits: she is a filthy pervert and she has well-defined abs. Other than that she's just a waste of meat.
Even the shitty Mary Sue princess is a better character.
>>155843667
She's more useful than Megumin at least.
>>155843764
Megumin provides heavy artillery, yunyun bullying, romance and doujins.
Darkness is only good for using as a meatshield, provided she's not in the process of marrying some old fat guy again.
>>155843810
PERSONA
So as I understand, the LN is a rewrite of the web novel, right? Does the ghost of the girl (Anna was it?) ever come up later in the story?
>>155844444
checked
>>155844444
She can't help it
>>155844444
>Her intelligence stat is lower than a human's
>quints of thruth
Will Aquafags ever recover?
Nobody's mom has ever died for not replying to that shit. Stop giving him (You)s
>>155844713
>>155844522
>>155843928
>>155843810
>>155842517
>>155842433
>>155842253
>>155841959
>>155841796
Hahaha. How regrettable. It’s actually moi, the assistant of Wiz’s Magic Tool Shop! Oh. The negative emotions of the entire place are amazing. Delicious, delicious!!
>Reliable sources inform they have spotted Megumin in Afghanistan, more news after the break.
>>155845217
Megumin did Hiroshima
>>155844862
Hi Vanir. Wiz called, she said something about spend your money in some random stuff.
>>155846068
>>155844444
nice digits
>>155844444
Ah ha ha ha ha!
>>155840199
>>155840946
Best lowkey parody joke in the show.
>>155843764
How many DK generals has Lalatina defeated with her explosion spell again?
>>155846167
VANIR LASER
>>155847100
how many DK generals has megumin defeated anyway?
season 3 never
>>155847180
Thanks doc.
>>155847157
Hans, Vanir and Wolbach. Although the only one where her explosion wasn't just an extra was the Wolbach fight. She more than proved her usefulness there.
>>155847205
Sylvia died because of megumin's mana that charged the gun too.
>>155844862
>>155846068
Damn if you think so Vanir and Wiz relationship are just like some married couple,through Vanir in the big disadvantage
>>155847242
Like Aqua and Kazuma
>>155847242
>>155847205
>Hans
Aqua
>Vanir
Darkness
>Wolbach
Chomuske
>>155847377
>anime-only
>>155847377
Vanir was a team effort. Aqua never touched Hans outside the anime.
>>155847377
>Purification magic hurting a slime
The anime version of that scene actually contradicts the world's RPG mechanics, and you're supposed to hold the source material at a higher level of canon.
>>155843764
>Darkness Demon general kills = 0
>Megumin Demon general kills = 3
>>155847910
don't forget the Mobile Fortress Destroyer where Darkness just stood there and did nothing
>>155847609
The purification was just an after-effect, her enchanced god blow was what killed it
Aqua has really high physical stats and the Axis cultists just made them higher
>>155844444
BASED KAZUMA
>>155848003
>useless
>fat
>moralfag
>only joke is masochism
>has zero reason not to learn some basic fucking sword skills
At least Megumin would need to invest a lot of skill points to learn other advanced magics that Aqua/Kazuma can't, and has a selfish/sentimental reasons for being an Explosion mage. Lalatina could improve her usefulness immensely by just being able to hit something.
>>155848072
>physical attack
>working against a slime
That's even weirder.
>>155848216
Fatness only helps the team using her noble status to walk over the weak middle-age system of that world. Wants to defeat the demon king slaping wads of eris bills into the face of adventurers.
>>155848216
Megumin also wanted to learn advanced magic to be more useful to the group. Darkness is just shit.
>>155848216
She needs to go fatter desu
>>155848244
>>155848072
>>155847609
It's weird that they could have changed the fight with Beldia, Vanir and the Destroyer but they chose to mess with the only fight that carried a lot of canon problems.
It looked way cooler in the anime though.
>>155848441
Why would you want to sign up to your own cult? Are you retarded?
>>155840199
I thought he'd be the Demon King in disguise
>>155848445
You just killed all my future boners
>>155847609
What if Hans was a Slime (demon) all the time?
>>155848244
It was a ONE PUCH+genkidama spell though
>Lalatina
>basically Saber + Centaurea except she's fat
so did the blue rays surpass the second season yet?
Is she as shit in the LN as she is in the anime?
The Demon King and his army is afraid of going to Alcarentia, so Hans was sabotaging their economy to bring them down.
Why is the Demon King and his minions afraid of a town that's filled with low level priests and people that can only throw soaps and bath salts?
Aqua's voice angers me
>>155848216
>Megutards shitalking another girl.
>>155848714
Yes. She literally gets married to an old, fat, evil aristocrat.
Her name is the only useful thing.
>>155840199
>edition
Kill yourself.
>>155848848
Wait wat
>>155848714
>Is she as shit in the LN as she is in the anime?
She gets worse after she is introduced to adult responsibilities.
>>155848911
Kazuma has to buy her back for 2 billion Eris which cements her useless status.
>>155848720
Please do not shittalk Aqua
>>155848911
read the LN's, they're really thin.
>>155848958
I will, just a question of time.
>>155848954
Uses for Aqua:
>mobile toilet
>demigod army breeder
>>155849001
>demigod army breeder
>>155849001
watch out, she could make you disappear via party tricks
>>155848734
I'm up for discussion. Why don't you tell me what makes Darkness good and why I'm wrong.
>>155849076
How? Does it involve her ass?
i just marathoned the first episode of this and its really good should i keep watching?
>>155849001
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you HikkiNEET? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the haven, and I’ve been involved with numerous legendary heroes, and I have over 300 confirmed frog kills. I can take on any jobs I wish except for mages and I'm the top in stats of my party. Ara, you think you are the strongest one here?, If I cast support magic on myself and fought hand to hand with you, you won’t even last a minute okay? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Axis's cultists across Axel and your aventurer card is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. you think your little tricks would work on me? I have a spell called ‘break spell’ that can negate all magic and skills. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit water all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
nobody remember yunyun? :(
https://youtu.be/TzzyFOowKPg
does anyone have the megumin shitpost with "Just imagine fucking her around the house" etc
>>155849177
What you should do is keep your blogposts off this board.
Vanir helped a lot in Volume 7 when he foresaw what was going to happen despite taking all the blame after. He gave the money to Kazuma in exchange for the intellectual property of objects he did not invent. Then he put down Alderp and his magic relique.
In volume 5 he foresaw that Megumin was about to abandon explosions and helped Kazuma take his decision.
Doesn't hurt humans and brings good bants. Helped Wiz became a lich and scares away crows. Also gives good advice to people in the guild using his power in exchange for a fair price. He even gave one of his bodies to Emperor Zell and listens to Luna's problems.
This guy is a model citizen and should be apreciated more.
>>155849177
>I just marathoned the first episode
What did he mean by this?
>>155841258
Have some more.
>>155849210
>145cm
>roughly 40kg
Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.
>>155848216
>hurr durr,my father is suddenly sickand because of that I'm in trouble
>better not get help from my friend the arch-priest that specializes in healing and dispelling curses
>I'd rather wait formy father to die and marry some guy
>more than that, let me hole up in my house,leave kazuma's party and cut all contact
Yeah, Darkness can fuck off.
>>155849177
How do you marathon a single episode? I'm actually intrigued.
>>155849215
ok thanks for reading though, will probably post another when im done watching the second episode tomorrow
>>155849224
hes an absolute madman!!
>>155849322
Ok, I'll make sure to report it.
>>155849350
Delete this, the rules forbid to announce your reports.
>>155849157
No it involve your assand a lot of "water"
>>155849389
I haven't made a report though.
>>155849224
Watching it for a whole day
>>155849407
You're still going to get banned if you don't delete your post.
>>155849432
Well too fucking bad for me then lmao
>>155849393
I've always wanted to try out a bidet
>>155844444
>>155849562
Stop replying to yourself you fucking cunt
>>155849216
Konosuba demons seem to follow the contract-based dangerously amoral trend. Vanir surrounded by evil people would be a fucking nightmare, hence why he was a feared demon general. He will do damn near anything as long as someone makes a contract with him for it, no matter how terrible.
But surrounded by the town of Axle... he is sort of harmless. These days, they only thing Vanir is a threat to is local businesses.
>>155849450
>Nothing can stop this dog
>You have to save it first
Useless dog
>>155844444
Why does Kazuma have such hugeluck
>>155849608
>>155849216
Best boy
>>155849608
>These days, they only thing Vanir is a threat to is local businesses.
Vanir is a threat to national industry with his globalist agenda. When he had his investor meeting after making the first deal with Kazuma, I could imagine him making a contract with the cheap labour hand from foreing countries to build his stuff in order to make an even more unfair competition with inexpensive prices.
>>155849277
Get some oc first ( ̄▽ ̄;)
>>155849290
When you read this, seems like the author is trying to make people hate Lalatina.
>>155849917
What do you mean?
>>155849991
Nothing actually I just wanted to see if you'd notice me ٩( ᐛ )و
>>155849925
Yeah because that'd totally help her novel right lol
Why are there so many retards on /a/ who convince themselves that content makers somehow have ridiculous underlying motives? Do you stupid cunts think you're living in a conspiracy theory?
>>155849277
>Imagine how fun it would be
I don't need to, I have tractor-kun
>>155850048
Yes
>>155850048
I am not the one who wrote this bullshit, though. >>155849290
I am just telling him/you how people could interpret it.
>>155850179
You need to think before you post, mouthbreather.
>>155850048
>Lalatina fans
>Influencing the sales.
>>155850372
It's not about sales. Making a character detestable on purpose doesn't help your work, period.
Why is a 13 year old girl wearing lacey black panties?
>>155850494
She wants to feel like an adult. But really, there are better ways to do that.
I could make her feel even more like an adult.
>>155850494
It's her fashion, plus, most of her clothes are either inherited or gifted by other people since her family is poor as fuck.
>>155850467
It's a comedy series. You can have annoying characters that create fun situations, like Aqua. Darkness is just a failure on that.
>>155850566
>annoying characters that create fun situations, like Aqua
Woah, you lost me there. Aqua isn't fun in the least.
>>155850587
No, but seeing her getting bullied and neglected is.
>>155850565
>most of her clothes are either inherited or gifted by other people since her family is poor as fuck
everytime
I really pity her. She had a rough childhood.
>>155850494
She doesn't
>>155850587
>Aqua isn't fun
>>155850632
That's true. But as I was saying, Lalatina's bad characterization is more likely to stem from incompetence than underlying motives.
>>155850494
She couldn't afford panties, so her mom gave her one. These panties in particular were the ones she used to get Hyoizaburo into the mood for some hardcore love making. Now they serve the purpose of getting Yuiyui some grand kids. She is so proud of her slut daughter.
>>155850662
That's a mistake on the artist's part. Her panties are described as black in the novel.
>>155850587
Her attention whoring and desire to be worshipped is cute in a retarded sort of way.
>>155850726
It's not cute, it's funny the same way you laugh at retards
>>155850587
>hate on aqua
>hate on lalatina
Megutards are so funny to read.
>>155850662
>That smug chomuske in the back
Sometimes I think the cat actually can understand everything and plays the fool card.
>>155850779
You need to buy a new set of eyes because I'm literally defending Darkness. And I'm not into the hobo magician either, so you can stick that boogeyman up your anus.
>>155850839
So much this.
You can't say something about any character in /a/ without being called a waifufag of one of the three main girls.
>>155850892
Thank god the anime is over and retards will move on to the new hotness
>>155850839
>You need to buy a new set of eyes because I'm literally defending Darkness
>expecting a retarded ESL to pick up such nuances
Give him a break. He's been going at it for weeks, and he's not very smart.
>>155850839
>I'm not into the hobo magician either
>Aqua isn't fun in the least.
>I'm literally defending Darkness.
does the konasuba auther have a twitter page?
>>155851063
>Aqua's ESL fanbase
>>155850956
Is it really?
FUCK
>>155851098
Please tell me, Megumin,
why my heart's so anxious
Are you taking me somewhere?
Palely shaking, Megumin,
to the echoing rhythm,
I'm just searching for an answer to the maddening explosion.
>>155851397
There is still going to be an ova by the end of July, then it will be over.
>>155851637
Couldn't the OVA announce a new season?
Was it rape?
>>155851678
We don't lose hope.
>>155851730
Yeah. Consensual rape.
>>155851790
Speak for yourself
>>155851895
>there's one doujin based on the toilet scene
>still no doujin based on the bath scene
Come on, Japan. Please deliver.
>>155852018
>the bath scene is from 3 months ago
>2 was the only episode that focused on best girl in S2
I bet Vanir would love me right now.
How the fuck can 13 year old have such delicious thighs and enormous tits?
>>155852494
Keep up the good work.
>>155852580
That's where all her social skills went
>>155852580
Healthy diet.
>>155852580
I don't know what you're talking about. Megumin does have great thighs, but her tits are non-existent.
>>155852633
>Yunyun doesn't exist xDDDD
fuck off retard
>>155852696
What did he mean by this?
>>155844444
>>155852633
>Megumin does have great thighs
it's a matter of perspective, really.
>>155853012
Her exposed armpits more than make up for it there.
>>155853012
This is also fine.
>>155853095
if were talking pits, aqua-sama has got the best iv seen in a while. I want to just shove my face in and see if she smells like pure water and detergent.
>>155852633
Chicken-legs Megumin is cute too
>>155853095
Her outfit is pure sex.
>>155853314
This is also true.
>>155853012
I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO
I CAN GO BACK TO SHITPOSTING NOW
>>155853370
Thinn Megumin is the way to go.
Who wore it better?
Would Megumin make a good mother?
>>155853012
That was Volume 3 Megumin. This is her current well-fed form.
>>155853592
Better than her mother probably
>>155853592
She would make a daughter good at giving her grand daughters. It's a family tradition and also runs in the genes.
>>155853553
They both look very cute,
>>155853592
>145cm
>roughly 40kgHer tiny body would fail during childbirth.
>>155853617
A S S F A N G
S
S
F
A
N
G
>>155853728
>implying
>>155849247
>>155850494
Why aren't you?
>>155853617
>Low angle shot
Again just a matter of perspective.
>>155853882
That fang has nothing to do with perspective. It's just here.
>>155853861
I'm awaiting for the transhuman revolution to happen, so I can transfer my brain into the cyborg body of a cute girl, and dress exactly like Megumin.
>>155853933
Marketing!
Is Kazuma cute?
>>155854137
The girls in the novel found silly that he thought he was ugly and two of them want his D so I say he is above average at least.
>>155854187
>>155854911
Why does this shit even work? Is it autism or OCD or whatever that compels you to answer?
>>155853994
Implying any of the poorfags here have enough money to buy an immortal cyberframe.
Also transhuman more like trashuman amirite.
>>155855005
It's one guy replying to himself. It's the second time he does it.
He just keeps going until the thread dies, and reporting him doesn't change a damn thing.
Is that Excalibur?
>>155855245
Just let him be. Thread is ded anyway.
>>155855136
If I live in homes no bigger than a townhouse for the rest of my life, and avoid having a 3DGF/kids, will I be able to afford a cyborg body on a middle class wage? I really want to be a cute girl
>>155855403
>I really want to be a cute girl
nigga das gay
If Kazuma isn't a pedophile, why did he sexualize the two 13 year olds in the OVA way more than anyone else?
>>155855821
Because he is. 14 is explicitly in his strike zone.
>>155855821
OVA=no canon
>>155855899
The S2 original ending isn't canon then?
What would you do to her if you found her in that exact position with that exact face?
>>155853494
Fix it for ya.
>>155856016
>I don't understand the posts I reply to; the post
>>155842696
Where do I find a this game I want to play.
>>155856016
you might want to take another look at that pic
>>155856016
This isn't about armpits, Baqua.
>>155856016
Dumb axis cultist.
>>155856010
this picture makes me want to have her leglock my waist tbqh
>>155856188
I don't get it either.
>>155855960
>Still mad about the true ending .
>>155856728
>wanting to have it both ways
It looks like the game was quite well-received. I spoke to some MegaMan fans earlier, they called it the "MeguMin game" and said it was the best MegaMan game of the decade.
>>155856010
Consensual mating press with leg locking, I hope
What would the sex be like?
>>155857726
Can I play it only with my keyboard?
>>155858055
Yes. It's much more polished than I thought it would be. Go very hard difficulty.
I really wish you could accept multiple quests, takes forever to grind them. Also, lizards are a huge pain unless you cheese them.
>>155858055
Sure. That's how I got gud.
>playing on very hard
>try boss rush for the first time, take the B rank quest
>get S rank
How many minutes is B rank?
Any translation on the quests?
>>155858315
Yes, just refer to the pastebin.
https://pastebin.com/cSt8WYzj
I really hope we eventually get a full translation of the game, I'm sure we're missing funny dialogue.
>>155858391
Thanks dude
>>155857825
Isn't Vanir's body make of dirt? Why would someone want to fug that?
>megufags
>>>/s4s/5313446
>>155858659
>implying that is a Megufag
That kind of treatment is awful.
>>155858659
>[s4s]
Brilliant.
How do I get good at the cabbage game?
>>155858867
>expecting a C or B on my first attempt
>get an F
Wew
>>155859920
Same. I only have the cabbage quests left to do, so I have to get good.
Hope the guy with the false (You)s gets banned.
>>155860145
I want to NTR Arue so she can write a bestselling book about her experience and then come crawling back for forgivness when she becomes rich.
Why does everyone hate Konosuba all of a sudden?
Is Aqua capable of getting pregnant if she passively turns any liquid into water?
>>155860809
Because it's over, done, overstaying its welcome at this point.
I loved the anime and LN's as much as the next guys but sometimes you just have to accept that it's time to move on.
/a/ isn't the place to discuss LN's sadly...
>>155861140
>baiting this hard
Rate bakuen
1>4>3>2
>>155861578
shit>shit>shit>even more shit
All I want in life, is for Megumin to blow me the fuck up.
>>155861578
1 is the best, and I like the rest equally.
>Hailing from the Dark Land of Chuunis, Megumin of the Crimson Demons is looking to blow the opposition away with her explosion magic. Sure, it can only be used once per day, and being a gold medal means she's crucial to the team, but we'll help her find a way to make up for it.
Did she really win that poll?
>>155845217
>Fat Mams and Little Breasts
>>155862823
Link to the thread?
>>155862823
Megumin is just crazy popular. Most popular Konosuba character, 21st most popular female character on Pixiv, Winter 2017 best girl winner, you name it. You really shouldn't be surprised about her winning another poll.
>>155863011
It's from the wiki
>>155863158
Oh, boy. She made it to Gold Medal this year again. I feel honoured to see her wear the same colors as Cowboy Bebop.
>>155863262
It's actually her first time. She was silver medal in 2016.
stop quoting yourself, retard.
>>155840199
>edition
Retard.
>>155863262
>Still struggling in the baby cup.
>>155864072
Who are you quoting?
>>155864210
Who are YOU quoting?
>>155864210Aqua's mom
>one quest left
Oh, this is great. I feel accomplished.
>mfw just watched the OVA episode
Kazuma is literally /ourguy/
>>155864579
>our guy
Doesn't fuck any of them.
>>155864579
Best MC ever created
>Anime only, though.
S3 when?
>>155865186
I want to putDarknessinto cute clothes and then rip them off her.
>>155864682
Is he shit in the LNs or something?
>>155865559
He's the same in the novels. Not sure what the other anon means.
>>155865186
>ywn buy her an assortment of clothes she'll never wear
>>155865559
No, it's just a meme created by the ESL shitposters.
>>155849290
I wonder how anyone can like Darkness after volume 7.
>>155865601
doesnt help the LN translation is ESL tier
>>155849290
I get what you are saying, but even when Aqua does see to him, she doesn't detect anything wrong with him, other than he is dying.Maxwell appearantly stealthed his curse too well
But yeah, fetching Aqua should really have been the first thing she did
>>155865559
He probably meant the events that take place in the ova aren't canon
>>155865601
Never seen that meme so far but the bias towards ESL posters is getting repetitive.
Two weeks ago we got flags for one day and the shitposters were mostly Canadians. Americans and Australians didn't type perfect english so you might be blaming the wrong people unconsciously.
>>155864633
This solidifies >>155864579 statement
>>155865601
>ESL shitposters.
Are you sure you're not in the wrong board?
>>155865824
>>155865559
I mean his VA is the cause he was so good in the Anime/ova.
>>155865601
Dude, you need to chill out with your /pol/ tier shitposting
>>155865986
>shitposting
Yeah okay, keep pretending they don't exist. You'll get what's coming to you, because they're very much here and they're doing whatever they can to ruin these threads.
>>155861578
>>155866069
Is this the legendary NTR?
>>155853494
>>155866105
Oh, so that's what he meant.
>>155866089
No, just another Yunyuns day
>>155866105
>>155866158
make it b&w and add some axis cultists with torchesAlso you cann add swastika on her hand
>>155866189
>implying anybody has the time for that
>>155856154
https://pastebin.com/cSt8WYzj
>>155866227
well is /a/, definitely somebody has
>>155866265
*it is
>>155866060
>they're doing whatever they can to ruin these threads.
Welcome to /a/, anon.
>>155856057
Seems no one ever did until this >>155866105
>>155866388
What about the ones who replied to >>155856016?
They clearly did understand.
Darkness is literally just boobs.
>>155840199
Is there an option in MS paint to dilute the color palette to save pixel ink?
>>155846167
If Vanir foresees the future, why does he let Wiz splurge their money?
>>155846167
Wait, what episode is this?
I don't remember that scene
>>155866582he wanted to analrape her as punishment
>>155866582
Because if he could just do that all the time with anything that matters then life would be like following a movie script. You are not even in charge of yourself.
Also, I remember the light novels talking about a girl from the crimson village that was a diviner, not like Vanir but less powerful, and she could not guess her own future, she just couldn't do it.
>>155866636
The episode after they defeat Vanir, It's the scene before they start the trip to Alcarentia. S02E06 If I'm not wrong.
>>155866677
Yeah, but Vanir himself is a demon, and he can foresee what's going to happen to other people (handing out a mask to Kazuma or telling him to make loads of money so that they can save Darkness), or what's going on with the sexual tension between two people. He doesn't need to foresee his own future, with knowing what Wiz will do in the future should be enough to stop her.
>>155866754
It's still related to him. When Soketto tried to guess the future love of the crimson guy she couldn't. Not because he was never going to find a girlfriend but because she was the one.
If Vanir could see when Wiz is going to touch his money then it is something that will affect his future time line.
Stop falling for this you idiots. Who would ever click on the Axis cult paper? It's not even spoilered.
>>155866876
Nobody is, It's just the same guy quoting himself. I reported him and so did other anons but nothing happens.
>>155866446
Samefag or just fooling around. They didn't respond to my post though >>155856424
>>155866754
Also, he was planning his own death happily just to end up getting killed by Kazuma's party. He looked into all of them with his powers and never figured out he was going to lose.
>>155866935
Probably because of the anti-spoonfeeding culture.
>>155866900
I sure hope it's just one retard with proxies
>>155866998
Don't act like it's another guy. That shit happens every time that pic is posted.
>>155866966
>anti-spoonfeeding culture.
>spoonfeeding the game
>>155866998
You really need to seek professional help.
Soon.
Why are they so perfect together?
>>155867962
What is wrong with his faaceeee?
>>155868029
The dumb face is a consequence of his multiple deaths. They took a toll on him. He'll never be the same again.
>>155868060
Poor Kuzuma, he died for our sins
>>155868029
eyes above ears
failed prospective
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Why does anyone even care if their mother dies or not in their sleep?
Dying while sleeping is a pretty good way to go, and you're not the one dying, so what the fuck?
Fucking normalfags caring about their relatives, 90% of my family is dead and like the proper wizard I am I don't give a fuck, I even skipped my father funeral because I was busy playing a VN I just downloaded.
>>155843667
She's a tank. That's a boring role, to stand at the front, getting pounded, not hitting a damn thing herself.
I'd pound her, though.
>>155868090
That's good perspective though? You're looking at him from the bottom up.
>>155868166
shut up megutard
>>155868166
if you say so
>>155868184
Where's this coming from? I am simply trying to resolve this in a manner appropriate to our white heritage.
>>155868197
the drawing has megumin in it, defending it outs you as a filthy megutard
>>155868235
maybe he's a kazumatard?
>>155868235
Do pics like this trigger you?
I don't care what anyone says, Aqua is cute
>>155868529
she's a fucking golddigger
>>155868561
You can't be a golddigger if your not cute. checkmate
>>155868500
I loved this part, especially when they bothconfess that they love each other, with no "nandatte?" or a vague "I like you". Straight up "I love you".
Shame that it lead to nothing special, at least in the LN's.
>>155849207
Oh I remember her brohttp://imgur.com/a/t6HMB
>>155868583
I hope volume 11 advances their relationship. I'm tired of this beating around the bush.
>>155868609
I'm sure her mother will "help" them.
>>155868605
did megumeme make people cum with just her voice?
>>155868659
Sure thing
https://my.mixtape.moe/feexqs.webm
>>155868683
Oh God, my eyes
>>155868735
Megumin can cause seizures
>>155868800
Megumin, I prefer a different kind of flashing, if you know what I mean.
>>155868112
>You die.
vs.
>You die tonight (in your sleep).
>>155868903
Which kind do you prefer anon?
>>155869011Red and green instead of white and black
>>155869038
> Red and green
>>155868112
it's a meme, edgy boy
>>155869011panty flashing
>>155857726
Not really an achievement, desu
>>155841002
This
>>155841002
I'd prefer if the demon king was just some normal and reasonable demon guy that got pissed off because the axis cult kept spreading false rumors about him.
>Megumin is actually the reason behind the behavior of the Axis cultists
wait what
>>155869786
Well, she never expected to come back to that town and find herself harassed by the same techniques she taught them.
>>155869786
what a twist
is Kazuma's party literally the source of all evil in australia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkhetyZDMa4
>>155842696
>male orc
Do they even lore?
>>155869957
Demons like Vanir have made more and better contributions to Australia than Aqua and Megumin.
Really makes you think.
>>155869981
but that's atoplessorc, not a male orc
>tfw no cute archwizard that would follow you for the low price of food and sweets
just kill me
>tfw unironically have explosions fetish
>>155870958
better than being a masochist or a retard
Was the budget for the second season higher than the first season? Because second season looks a lot better.
Marathoned the whole thing, both seasons. Is there an OVA for S2 coming?
>>155872007
Yes, the OVA will air on July 24th.
>the guy that replied to himself was finally banned
More than 50 posts deleted.
>>155868659
I'd cum just by being around Megumin desu
>>155872656
>More Megumin
>>155850662
Wait, he stole them again after meeting Chomsuke? What a scumbag
>>155850662
>Megumin actually has a chain hanging from her dog collar in the LN
God, that'shot.
>>155873245
No, artist just a retard
>>155873245
>anime only fags
>>155873076
With the direction the anime has taken don't get surprised when the OVA is just a 24 minute long mass praising Aqua.
>>155873245
Nope,thats the first and only time it happens.In the LN,when Megumin brings Chomusuke home,Kazuma mentions seeing it with her from time to time,thinking it might be a stray cat that she kept feeding or something like that
>>155873631
It's to be expected. Axis cult have infiltrated the production committee.
>>155873631
That sounds wonderful
>>155873631
She might also get the same treatment as in the previous OVA.
>>155866582
Vanir can't use his clairvoyance power on high level creatures and Wiz is one of them, He can on Yunyun to some extent, but on Wiz its not possible, then again, its already a given that Wiz will inevitably splurge money one way or another
>>155868605
>http://imgur.com/a/t6HMB
finally some uncensored
>>155873816
Well the OVA is sold to people who actually read the LNs so we can hope that is the case.
>>155848717
>bath salts
They are afraid of getting their faces eaten
Guys, where do you get the LN's from? Everyone I ask shamelessly admits getting the anime from horriblesubs, but for some reason whenever I ask about downloading or torrenting the novels everyone gets mad.
Why is this? I just don't understand.
>>155873752
I've only seen the two seasons of the anime recently, but holy shit the only thing I kept thinking of is how Aqua is pretty much literally Dee from Always Sunny but with actual powers.
>>155874485
Volume 1-9 and spin-offs: http://skythewoodtl.com/fanfic-gifting/
Volume 10 and partial translation of Continued Explosion: https://crimsonmagic.me/konosuba/
>>155870778
>t rex arms
Ruined the picture for me
>>155875225
I really can't find anything wrong with the arms. And you can just ignore the top right part of the pic.
>>155874763
Thank you for the spoonfeed, anon. Honestly I found this link before but because the title says "fanfic" I thought it wasn't really a translation until now that I have checked the comments.
Also I thought that after all the translating effort they would at least have put a pdf together or something instead of raw text with images apart.
Thanks anyway. May the power of explosions be with you.
>>155875731
You're welcome. If you really want a PDF, I think there's a batch on Nyaa.
>>155875731
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B0aIS-pg2QnOa2R2dTFNc1NMSFk?usp=sharing For PDFs of all the volumes (except for Explosions vol 4 which is mid translation)
>>155875897
The Nyaa batch looks great though the text formatting isn't that great, personally I'd rather have the text more compacted because the "300 pages" figure looks daunting. And the images aren't translated yet.
Still the best so far. I definitely going to read the whole series.
>>155877912
>"300 pages" figure looks daunting
Americans
>>155877949
My point was that 300 pages of this could actually fit in one hundred or less with proper formatting. And yes, it can be daunting considering there are many volumes.
I don't understand how you can consume these awkward translations for pleasure. For me, it makes for a very unpleasant read.
Maybe I'm the kind of guy who buys licensed translations.
>>155873631
>megutards
>>155879448
Actually, I'm surprised nobody has scanned the shit out of them and begun torrenting it by now.
>>155879578
what? The official translations?
>>155879448
>>155879578
Let me save you some money,
The official translation retcons Megumins panties that get stolen to be white instead of black.
That alone makes me want to demand my fucking money back.
>>155880083
Why would they do that?
>>155880235
Maybe they thought Meguminfags were purityfags, Little did they know that Megumin has a black belt in blowjobs.
>>155879448
The official translations also translate all honorifics (-san,-sama etc.) to Mr. or Mrs. and loli/little child to jailbait. Considering the source, they feel very strange
>>155873631
>just a 24 minute long mass praising Aqua.
24 minutes of comedy gold doesn't sound too bad at all.
>>155866238
Aqua pantsus canon in the game and LN.
>>155864633
>Succubus shop
Why bother with the cons when you can just get the pros?
Which girl is best for marriage and breeding with?
>>155882066
Megumin
>Rocking bod
>Easy birthing because of childbearing hips
>Sexually at her peak
>Even though she knows about sex she is pure
>Has experience raising a child
Give me one reason not to breed the MEME.
>>155882780
Megumin is a boy.
>>155882780
Don't forget superior GMO breed of ultimate magicians.
>>155882066
>Nice body
>Motherly
>Powerful
>Talented
>Funny
>Share your hobbies
>Is fine if you're a pervert
>Not a manipulative bitch
>Not a Slut
>Not jealous bulshit
>Really strong
>Can heal you
>Can revive you
>Can buff you
How can the other girls even compete?
>>155882066
Darkness, absolutely. She is a sturdily built woman with ample resources.
Aqua is just too dumb, you don't want your kids to be brainless demigods.
Megumin is too young and frail. Yunyun... maybe? She'd screw up child rearing, though. They're still kids anyway. Give them time to mature.
Wiz, can liches even have children? What sort of monstrosities would the children be?
Sena (the prosecutor) - now that would be nice. She's single, too.
Luna... oh yes.
>>155883179
By not being retarded.
What if you forced Darkness to walk around in public naked?
She has to walk on all fours like a dog as well.
>>155883179
>slobby
>clingy
>can't defeat a single toad
>annoying
>alcoholic
>tries to be manipulative, too stupid for it
>no pan turbo slut
>jealous even when she does not feel anything for you
>dumb as a rock
>probably can't cross breed with humans
Her only pros are being a good priest.
Why doesn't Aqua purify the blood of people around her into water?
>>155883486
When was the last time someone touched your blood
>>155883329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnNdrmAFNeo
Extra points
>>155883344
>slobby
>clingy
huh?
>can't defeat a single toad
Can defeat a legendary lich.
>annoying
She is in the same level of Megumin and Darkness
>alcoholic
tfw no cute alcoholic gf
>tries to be manipulative, too stupid for it
She tried once though.
>no pan turbo slut
Anime only
>jealous even when she does not feel anything for you
What?
>dumb as a rock
Like everyone in this show.
>probably can't cross breed with humans
What is a demigod?: the green text
If you want demigod children, just sex Eris.
>>155884263
>What is a demigod?
Something that hasn't been shown to exist at all over the course of 16 volumes.
>>155884424
PADS
HER
CHEST
>>155884531
stop flat shaming.
>>155854137
I want to lewd up Kazuma.
>>155884468
Because is the fist time a god is walking in australia and Eris is so up of herself to get a human bf
>>155884531
There is nothing wrong with flat girls
>>155884424
Boys can't have children though.
>>155884531
Neck yourself.Flat is justice.
>>155884840
>>155884659
>>155884601
Flat is ok, padding is not. She's a lier.
>>155885435
better than being retarded
>>155885482
>>155885584
>>155869665
>implying Axel Town isn't the Demon King's Castle
>>155885682
>>155885831
Such a bich. She deserves to be alone.
>>155885946
>>155885946
Megumin does indeed.
In 20 years, Yunyun's breasts will have grown to obscene size and be sagging down to her belly. Meanwhile, Megumin will look like this.
>>155886377Yunyun will become a crazy cat-hag mage that helps the next generation heroes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cDThq1fIJc
>>155840199
havent read all the ln but i suspect this guy might be the demon king
>>155876043
Any release date on translation?
ded
>>155889275
Good
>>155884840
>neck yourself
This is not Facebook.
>>155866069
>>155866144
This creature needs more physical bullying.
>>155890130
Yunyun needs Japanese schoolgirl tier bullying.
>>155872713
feels good man.
>>155872713
>>155891063
She is best girl and you can't deny this.
>>155891899
Her fashion consist on many clothes from earth. I wonder if she is secretly another hero sent by the gods, or simply Fantasy Australia has been polluted by too much japanese culture to the point it became a mix of both worlds now.
>>155891899
She didn't accept Dusts advances in the stables,
And as we all know Dust is best boy.
>>155892076
>I wonder if she is secretly another hero sent by the gods
>>155892130
>we all know Dust is best boy.
Let me be sandwiched by those two.
>>155892165
I never noticed how saggy Aqua's party tricks are. They looked saggy in that hot springs picture, but I wasn't sure if that was official or not.
Reminder that Megumin cares more about boobs than explosion magic.
>>155892130
>She didn't accept Dusts advances
Because he belongs to another person. in fact Rin is such a good girl she even helped him to find the love.
>>155892165
>>155892463
samefag
>>155892487
megumin looks like a boy here
>>155892563
(You)
>>155892574
Megumin is a boy.
>>155892574
>>155892721
Kids don't look very different outside of hair lenght and voice. Megumin has short hair and wears an old robe.
>>155893461
Who is this woman? She looks worthy of worship.
>>155892165
What would happen if you cut Wiz's ahoge?
>>155893499
She dies
>>155893547
but she is already kill. in fact she in an un-kill
>>155893499
She melts and turns into kool-aid.
>>155893966
I wish I could read moon runes, so I discover the context behind this for myself.
Maybe she teleported herself into a wall?
>>155879588
So Konosuba actually was the best-selling anime of the season. The 100k sales for Kemono Friends were a total meme. Props to whoever launched it. Vol 1 of S2 also beat vol 1 of S1 by 2k sales.
Can we hope for S3 now?
>>155895313
maybe, next year
>>155895313
I'm sure DEEN wants it, and the people who made it seem to had a lot of fun too. The problem is the middleman publisher, because, I don't think the author is against her novels having more seasons.
>>155895788
If they do announce a season 3 I hope they stream the voice actor's reactions.
I would love to see Rie's reaction.
>>155895894
That would be cool. Rie loves Megumin, and the Aqua VA was getting shit from people before she worked with Aqua. The rest of them did an explendid job, they deserve more seasons.
>>155896013
splendid*
>>155893966
I would Wiz inside Wiz.
> Implying you can say no to this thing
>>155897117
I only like canon sizes. Get the fuck out of here with your shitty fanart.
>>155897117
I'm not black. No matter how I look at it, this is too big.
>>155897190
It's a matter of perspective really.
>>155897389
No, the fanart is clearly greatly exaggerated. Stop using perspective as an excuse.
>>155897117
>Wanting THICC when we got perfection
>>155897578
>wanting a small boy's chest
fucking pedos.
>>155897578
T H IN N
>>155897654
>wanting a butt full of fat
Aqua literally has a fanbase full of black people.
>>155897117
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPFT
BRAAAAAAPPPPPPPLLLLFFFFFFPPPPPPLLLFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>155897654
>he is a tits guy
Also, she is not a kid. Pedophilia is over when the person of interest hits puberty. Now if it's about age of consent, it depends on the country. She is legal on mine. Feels good man.
>>155897117
sorry, I'm more into this
>>155842996
Do I need to read the rest of explosion to check vol. 9? I'm on the first explosion volume and aside from the Komekko parts everything is boring as fuuuuck
What if we shaved Megumin's head?
>>155897921
You can read volume 9. The chomsuke parts in the bakuen don't really reveal more than you can already guess.
>no s3
>>155897946
You would not survive the attempt.
>>155897884
>not butthole
>>155897320
>this is too big
never is too big
Aqua's butt isshitty.
>>155899146
>still not the canon size
so do you actually like Aqua or what
Remember when she gave Kazuma a water enema in the OVA? Remember how he enjoyed it?
>there are literal retards who think Aqua x Kazuma won't be the final ship
>>155899326
>doing your best to convince yourself
Even you don't believe Aqua will win. Stop hurting yourself.
>>155874652
This whole show is basically always sunny in medieval anime
Does anyone have a translated version of Aqua's adventurer card thing?
You know, the thing they carry around with all their stats, skills, etc.
>>155899537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hiq6Zu5ht30 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_e_3RRB9YM [Embed]
>AQUA
>ARCH PRIEST
>GENDER FEMALE
>AGE:?
>GENDER FEMALE
>RACE: GODDESS
>LEVEL 1
>STRENGTH 72
>HEALTH 61
>MAGIC POWER 96
>DEXTERITY 3
>AGILITY 46
>LUCK 1
>TOTAL STATS: 279
>KAZUMA SATOU
>GENDER MALE
>AGE 16
>RACE: HUMAN
>ADVENTURER
>LEVEL 1
>STRENGTH 12
>HEALTH 12
>MAGIC POWER 9
>DEXTERITY 14
>AGILITY 16
>LUCK 792
>TOTAL STATS: 855
>He began with no skills
Aqua also had 5 skills at level 1.
>Nature's beauty- Ultimate bath attack magic
>Loach catching dance- (zaruwomotitaodori)
>Rockabelly dance- (onakanikaowokaiteodoru)
>Monkey dancing- (itsumoyorioomeni)
>Harvest dance- (kokkeinaodori)
I couldn't translate the bracketed parts because I don't understand Japanese. She basically started with 5 dance moves.
It seems in the world of Konosuba you may only carry 5 active skills on you.
>MEGUMIN
>GENDER- FEMALE
>AGE- 13
>RACE: HUMAN
>ARCH WIZARD
>LEVEL 6
>ONE SKILL- EXPLOSION- Great awe-inspiring magic field attack
>STRENGTH 17
>HEALTH 26
>MAGIC POWER 231
>DEXTERITY 32
>AGILITY 21
>LUCK 16
>TOTAL- 343
>>155899610
thanks, my dude
>>155899610
How can Megumin be stronger than Kazuma?
She was bad nourished all her childhood, currently 14 years old, arch wizard, never did training or physical work. Kazuma was a neet but he is still a man and he is older than her. Will the bullying the author gives to Kazuma ever end?
>>155899610
>LUCK 792
Jesus
>>155899610
>It seems in the world of Konosuba you may only carry 5 active skills on you.
You need to stop fucking copy and pasting this factually incorrect shit every month, Kazuma has way more than five active skills and I'm sick and tired of you never learning please go outside and die.
>>155899610
>Only 5 active skills
The skills section is scrollable - create water/wind/earth/fire + steal is already 5, but then bind, snipe, lurk and drain touch
>>155862873
Wew
>>155899767
She is LVL 6
>>155899610
>AQUA
>STRENGTH 72
How can rapists even compete?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yviY2UoZCeE&
Hey guys I used some konosuba clips in the background of my recent video
Should I do more or less next time?
>>155900480
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>>155900480
Please go and stay go.
>>155866582
I dunno, why couldn't he see Kazuma using tinder instead of steal? Sometimes it just works out that way
>>155862873
Underrated post.
Goodbye thread.
>>155900480
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