How would you get out of this situation?

Slowly break eye contact while moving backwards. Don't make any sudden movements

Where's Uzuki?

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Why are idols so ravenous?

>>155813978
More importantly, how did I get into that situation? And is that approach repeatable?

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>>155813978
Accept my fate.

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>>155814555

I read about this. You gotta hit em in the nose.

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>>155813978
Somehow my legs were splayed, allowing an opening. Maybe if I were to close my legs, that would work.

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>>155813978
Call my girlfriend Shinka to beat her up

>>155813978
Ask her to get up, politely.

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>>155813978
>all these replies and not a single "unzips dick" response.

nu/a/ is just pure cancer.

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Go to the beach with Mika

Why would I want out of heaven?

>>155813978
Out? Why out?

>>155813978
I would get up and sit between her legs. See how that bitch likes HER personal space violated.

>>155813978
What makes Rin so perfect?

>>155813978
Drop a coin in her cleavage.

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Start headpatting her until she gets embarrassed and leaves

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>>155813978
Why would I get into this situation if I'm a neet who can't pay for her services?

>>155816658
>implying my dick wasn't already inside her.

>>155813978
I enjoy these Rin threads even though I've never seen any Idolamster episode

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>If I was a producer
>If only Rin was my idol
>If only we had secret relationship
>If only earth was really round
But, alas, this not my reality.

Snap her fucking neck.

Ask her politely to leave.

Then rape her.

>>155813978
Tell her to get off, then make her get off on my dick.

>>155813978
Tell her to fuck off, I don't want to be close to a fucking backstaber piece of shit like her.

>>155821324
What if she doesn't leave? Then you're literally fucked.

>>155813978
Push her

>>155813978
Drop my wallet and genuflect.

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>>155824734
Then ill hug her while I interlock my fingers with hers and if that doesn't work. I have no clue.

>>155821595
Maybe Rin is your biological daughter?

Throw a bone.

>>155823992
but it is round

Get up and leave

>>155813978
take out my phone with internet on it and show her a vid of chad wardenn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyufDxxWIsM

>*teleports in front of her*

I accepted my fate of being Rin's property a long time ago.

>>155813978
I would get "in" the "situation. Wakatta?