>look down >see this What do

Masturbate

>>155805535
Doesn't look too different from my normal view except that the water is much more reflectant than normal and I have much larger breasts

>>155805677

>>155805677

>>155805810

>she has anime eyes

>>155806605
I have anime eyes myself

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>>155805677
F/a/p thread?

nice legs

>>155805677
Furiously

>>155807131
Then you need to see a doctor

>>155805535
>look back up
>the mods kick down the door because some dumb fuck post nipples on my blue board
>spend the rest of my life in 4chan jail with guro lolispammer

>>155805535
Find the nearest lesbian

>>155805810
L O N D O N
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D
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Piss in the water and take a sip.

>>155805677

The meme responde would be to masturbate. However since I'm already long past 25, I would acknowledge this as a dead sentence, since women age like milk.

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>>155805535
>wake up
>see this
What do

>>155808728
Put both hands in the air and hope the misterious shooter has mercy

>>155808728
Masturbate. The answer is always masturbate.

>>155808728
>stare
>assume I'm hung over as fuck
>too tired to care still, get back in bed and try to sleep for another hour or such
>realize around 15 minutes later I don't have morning wood, or that I don't feel anything down there at all
>reach down
>nothing
>PANIC.jpg
>run to bathroom, rip off clothes, check self, confirm this is reality
>sit in bed wrapped in a blanket trying to process how this happened
>look at mirror
>...I'm actually pretty cute
>touch lips, move down to chest, stomach, and eventually, down there
>start rubbing
>decide to experiment
>>155809736

fart

>>155805677
/thread