burg
>>155779612
>>155779612
I Fucking Hate Burgers, Stop Making These Threads.
>starting a burg thread without a loli
You've failed as bad as someone who orders a chicken burger.
There lived a humble chef named Anon who loved to make burgers. He lived in a small town, and all the lolis loved his burgers.
He thought himself satisfied with this, till one night a spirit came to troll him as he slumbered.
The spirit bellowed before Anon, "I am the wise and powerful grill-master, heed my call"
Anon looked at the great spirit sceptically, "Spongebob Squarepants? This can't be real"
The spirit continued "I may not be real, but dreams can come true" "I have watched you for a long time, you must realize your latent talent and forge the ultimate gourmet burg"
The dream haunted Anon's mind, but he did not heed the call.
Anon would say, "Burgs don't need to be fancy and the lolis like them just fine, I'm happy where I'm at.
>>155782190
But events would turn against Anon, chain-restaurants started appearing in his town and the lolis stopped comming to his resturant
Anon couldn't compete with their prices and the rent for his restaurant was too great.
So Anon closed his shop, collected his savings and began to travel.
He visited Japan, Korea, and China. Continued to Thailand, India and Pakistan.
He experienced new flavors, new textures, in combinations he never heard of.
Anon began to experiment, fusing what he had learned with what he always loved, burg.
He met chefs along the way and exchanged cooking techniques.
He traveled to Kuwait, Israel, and Greece, uncovering techniques so powerful it would cause people to lose their clothes while in the throws of ecstasy from his fanatic burgers
>>155782215
Eventually he met a shadowy catgirl, she said "I challenge you Anon, if I can make a better burg, you must work for me, but if you win I'll replenish your lagging savings"
Anon was painfully aware of his finances, his savings were in fact exhausted and he was in debt. So Anon accepted.
Anon's techniques were polished, the combinations he used were born out of 10s of thousands of failures. The judges drooled at the presentation, the smell had them behaving like a pack of starved wolves, and so satisfying they all lit up cigarets taking long relaxed draws.
But the shadowy catgirl relied on techniques that are unnatural, the Judges hypnotized by her burger's smell. Flavors so strong the judges hallucinated they were in burgtopia, swimming in divine sauces and dancing with the finest cuts of meat, having the time of their lives.
>>155782237
Go on, Denny.
>>155782237
The Judges where unanimous, the shadowy catgirl had won, so Anon had to work for her.
The place Anon now worked was more lab than kitchen, the people there more chemist than cook.
The flavors came not from meat or vegetable, they were artificial, engineered at the molecular level.
There was no love here, their methods were cynical and efficient, for Anon it was Burger hell.
The shadowy catgirl's methods were ruthless without limit. Her secret ingredient, had been LSD and Coke.
For years Anon labored here, but he had a plan.
>>155782258
He challenged his employers, "If I can demonstrate a way to make burgs more efficiently than you I get to retire"
The shadowy catgirls looked at each-other and retorted, "But when you fail, you'll have to work here, FOREVER."
Who could make more burgers in 8 hours, Anon or their Machine.
It was an electro-mechanical monstrosity, fed vats of chemicals, corn, and whole cows, a gruesome automated process that ultimately led to burgers flowing off a treadmill.
Anon stood there smiling, he wasn't alone. The connections and friendships he cultivated on his journey paid off as an army of loli chefs was backed up behind him.
They grilled and assembled their hearts out, outproducing even the mighty machine.
The shadowy catgirls cried foul, "you can't do that, know your place, we are the rulers of the burg"
But Anon said "not anymore, Burger revolution!"
>>155782287
The flames rose high from the chemicals, as they burned the fowl place to the ground.
From out of the chaos a discovery was made
As they ate the burgs that they themselves had made they found a new flavor.
Serendipity had blessed one of the loli chef's mistakes, it was a flavor like no other, burger ambrosia.
Anon returned to his town, with the secret to making the ultimate gourmet burg.
The chains folded immediately upon the opening of Anon's restaurant.
Loli burg lovers from around the world come to visit Anon and partake of his ultimate gourmet burg.
>>155779612
Did she go to mister donuts AND moss burger or something? Why would anyone combine these things.
>>155782319
I-is that the end?
>>155782390
Yes, thank you for reading
>>155782412
God bless you.
>>155782442
>best guess for google image search: asura's wrath mithra rule 34
Really?
>>155782539
It's an ancient image with no true source that I know of.
>>155779612
I can't believe Karen's fucking dead
This thread needs more SHONEN
>>155782569
>>155779612
her hair is starting to rot
>>155779612
what kind of maniac eats burger with donuts as the side dish?
>>155779612
Where is the fork and the knife?
How is she planning to eat that?
This thread needs more Dudley.
Someone post that one with the girl from boku no hero.
That's one of my favorites.
>>155782945
this one?
>>155781322
Wait, what's wrong with chicken burger? Crispy chicken burger is God tier
>>155783116
It's just not the same.
big burg
the only good part in love live
>>155783116
pls leave
>>155780222
>tfw they got rid of the face
>>155782991
If this artist is who I think it is, there's probably a sequel to this picture where she's eaten the whole burger and gotten fat.
burg
>>155783448
they call it hardees in other places for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juUQyH10wzE
>>155783558
We call it that here in St Louis
NICE AND JUICY
>>155789203
>>155789245
>>155789294
I cannot escape Ja/ck/posting apparently.
>>155783475
>Looked it up
Goddamnit.
>>155791022
>Pig tails
>She doesn't have pigtails
GOD BLES AMERIGA :DDDD
>>155779612
>amerifats proud
kek
Burg thread?
>>155792514
>>155792576
no burger
>>155792612
Burgers and burger accesories, brother
>>155792607
that's chicken
>>155789203
>>155789245
>>155789294
Isn't that a major health risk? The way how he's handling the hamburger patties seem to be a one-way trip to e-coli town.
not "barga" mr. Tsukimoto...BUWARGHAR
Dude
stop
>>155779612
>selling donuts with burgers
Disgusting tbqh
Anyone else think that lettuce ruins burgers? It's just bad filler. Spinach is fine, but keep lettuce in salads.
Don't forget to don't forget me
CRUELLLLLLLLLLL THINGGGGGGGG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldUjz9g9Q-I
I always get a fuzzy, warm feeling when I see non-Americans enjoying burgers.
>>155792773
In general you should not eat 'rare' burgers (pink in the middle), but a fad of 'rare' burgers has been going around and they can be made safely.
>>155779612
>final episode
>reiji has high king temujin, alexander, and ceasar on board, all hope seems lost for yuya
>yuya draws and smirks, says there's one summoning method that even reiji hasn't mastered
>"NANI?!?!"
>yuya activates hamburger recipe, using his pendulum summoned monsters to summon hungry burger
>he then immediately tributes it and all three high kings to summon sophia, swings for game
>reiji shakes yuya's hand and says "you truly are the greatest dueltainer"
>tfw can't eat burg this entire week
>>155782617
I miss Kana
>>155783558
There's literally nothing wrong with calling it Hardee's.
>>155792980
Y'know, I've always wondered what the text in these rumia images says.
>>155780856
Burgers are great
>>155780856
is that a new light novel
>>155796798
>>155796836
MOAR BIGGER
>>155793842
Pink in the middle isn't rare, that's medium rare which is the standard basic bitch way of making a burger. Well done is shit tier, when you're using fast-food quality mystery meat. Rare is when it's red in the middle, and it's fucking amazing. Chicken and pork you have to cook all the way through (unless you have access to an old fashioned farm that doesn't have diseases swarming around in which case their chicken can also be done rare) but beef has always been able to be cooked rare which is the point.
>>155794511
yes there is. it's CARL'S JR. fuck off -- even though i haven't had it in years. i had in n out like a month ago, though
>>155789294
what the fuck -- that's NOT how you eat a burger. that's not even how you eat a taco
i'm legitimately mad
>>155792773
>>155793842
>>155796931
Health recommendations are made for the most vulnerable subsets of a population. Generally most people can eat rare/raw meat that's passed safety inspection and will only get a bit of indigestion. Of course why take that risk with a burger. It's already ground, what's the point in not cooking it though? It takes like 3 minutes on each side.
>>155797076
>>155793333
Checked, Yamato loses her tomato.
>>155797424
I had burger yesterday, geuss Il'l have burger today too.
A-am I doing it right?
>>155797881
>>155797881
no post the webm version
>>155798224
I find this extremely arousing.
>>155797424
When you're not some AIDS ravaged bottom faggot as you said there really isn't any risk, in fact it just helps keep your immune system healthy by not coddling it (which is how lots of kids got asthma and weak immune systems due to helicopter parents keeping them indoors with filtered air and not playing in the dirt).
Why, because it's fucking juicy and delicious, no I will not check my privilege you communist burger hating fuck, pozzed faggots can go cry and eat their horrible dry well done burgers in the corner.
Kill Rape Marry FuckKill Avocado
Rape Cheeseburger
Marry Baconburger
Fuck Hamburger
>>155799274
Same.
>>155799274
Kill cheese
Marry bacon
Fuck avocado (dat umami)
rape hamburg
Please everyone contribute to keep the burg index up to date.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nM71Fu076vZQO0Yiq7gvdbh_M6z89Csrxq4dkwr0fZs/edit#gid=0
>>155800186
google shilling >>>/trash/
>How to bait more Amerilards into watching anime
>>155782567
It's from Kamen Rider Stronger you fucking pleb
Burgers are the only case where 3DPD > 2D
>>155801853
Nigga, you can't diss In n Out
If you're a Califag, you can't diss In n Out