Saint Young Men

>>155776296
Japan would finally see a fucking terrorist attack.

>>155776363
Topkek

>>155776296
Muslims would go apeshit

>>155776296
He'd be censored the entire show but if you buy the BDs you can see him without the censors.

>>155776296
It would also have a "lolicon" category.

But really, satan digits don't lie >>155776766

>>155776296
directed by Michael Bay

Only Wahhabis get pissy about depictions.

Japan doesn't care about Islam as far as I know.

>>155776296
It becomes a fighting anime, Buddha and Jesus team up to kick Muhammad's lolicon ass. Muhammad gets Truck-kun as a powerup.

>>155776296
>Breaking News
Suicide bomb in Tokyo

>>155776296
>Never Forget
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2008-05-22/jojo-anime-manga-sales-halted-due-to-islamic-images

>>155777314
>Truck-kun as a powerup
fuckin lel

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>>155776296
How the fuck can anyone even follow Muhammad. The nigger was a crafty merchant and got with some noble whore. He proceeds to walk into a cave and claims he achieves enlightenment but the only person to back up his claims is his dumb whore. He tries to spread his backwards retarded Jew 2: Electric Boogaloo nearly 600 years after Christianity was already born and far after Christianity became the official religion of the Roman Empire and gets himself thrown out of Mecca for being a massive dickhead and upsetting the order of things. Does the fucking nigger take that as a hint? No, he goes and forms a bandit group and raids caravans headed to mecca and uses his wealth and expands his fucking bandit group. Finally he marches into Mecca and takes the place by force and declares himself the ruler. Suddenly disagreeing with his special snowflake god complex is taboo and then queue decades of fucking a million wives, conquering all the lands and sodomizing little girls. The dumb sandnigger dies and causes a massive succession crisis that fucks up the entire region and the splintered sects are still at war with each other to this day.

How a billion fucking people can know that history and think of this guy as anything above a power-tripping maniac is beyond me. But I guess looking at how retarded mooslims are even today I can understand it.

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>chopped planets in half
>rode magical beasts into the sky
>first wife was an ara ara rich milf
>qt3.14 smug teasing loli waifu
>got his own harem
>loved cats
>had a magical sword
>brave warrior guy who led a growing band of other brave warrior guys


>tfw the Quran is literally a light novel

>>155778518
Muhammad really was just a chunni LARPer, wasn't he?

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>>155778518
>>155778612
The Quran is basically a trashy isekai battle harem LN that got popular.

>>155776766
This, obviously.
t. Muslim

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>>155776296
>>*Ring Ring*
>Moshi-moshi?
>>Konichiwa Satan-san! This is Jesus-desu and Buddha-sama. We were wondering if you could make some time in Muhammad's schedule of eternal damnation in the 8th circle of Hell so he could go on vacation with us?
>Hai, hai Jesus-sama! That should be no problem!
>>Arigatougosaimass!
And then he tries to conquer the open air markets and brings back people of dubious age to their apartment and gets them all kicked out. But he's loaded so they don't have any money problems anymore

>>155777307
>Japan doesn't care about Islam
Islam is the fastest growing religion in Japan.

>>155779021
What's your point?

>>155778518
it's moon
he chopped moon in half

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>>155778518
Who the fuck makes these pictures?

Maybe they wouldnt show his face as a joke, not like a blatant black bar censor but that meme where the environment shields his face or something

>>155779123
How does one chop something in half and result in a sphere?

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>>155779233
It got better

>>155778353
I have Muslim friends tho

>>155779233
How do you chop a moon in half?

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>>155779431
You know what must be done

>>155779512
Very carefully

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>>155779512
By using THAT.

>>155779647
THAT?!?

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>>155776363
>finally

>>155779678
Yes. That.

>>155779647
>>155779678
H-HAYAI

>>155779278
The fuck

>>155779647
Muslilms going Super Saiyan?

>>155779647
M-masaka! Kono reiatsu...

Muhammad was not NEARLY as chill as Jesus and Buddha. Even Jesus at his angriest never gets as mental as Muhammad gets.

>>155780260
Wasn't the worst Jesus ever did was just flip a few tables and kick a bunch of Jews out of a temple?

>>155780260
What was his angriest again? Flipping tables at a church?

>>155780260
Gospel of Thomas, he made everyone a mute, killed a kid without even touching him,and drove his teacher insane.

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>>155780501

>>155780501
That one doesn't count because of reasons.

>>155780307
>>155780360
He was getting sick of the Romaboo Jews running the temples and lining their pockets with donated gold and such.

I've heard some interesting theories regarding Judas being a later introduction to the canon, and him representing these Jews (Judes). It fits the narrative, and it's not like personifying a people with a single character was a new method at the time. The person who told this to me was an older fellow who knows his scripture and such better than I do, and claims there was no mention of Judas in previously known writings on the subject (or, he wasn't depicted doing what he is known for.)

>>155780501
Nothing more than fucking heresy

Reminder that islam is literally /a/'s ideal religion.

>>155780824
Drawing is haram in Islam tho.

>>155780260
Might I remind you about Old Testament god?

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>Jesus was a buddhist monk

>>155780903
Might I remind you to actually read the Old Testament?

>>155778518
Muzzie "religion" is and will never be a real religion. It's the bollywood version of religion.

>>155778353
>causes a massive succession crisis that fucks up the entire region and the splintered sects are still at war with each other to this day

This sandnigger is all kinds of bad but definitely not dumb. Not even Hitler achieved that.

>>155776296
>praise allah! A whole country where the people actually don't fuck goats!

>>155779177
My fucking sides

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>>155776296
It'd be an uproar.

Remember that one Noragami S2 track that apparenty used muslim prayer sounds or whatever and the fuckers screamed online hard enough that Bones ended up changing the music whenever that track played in the BD episodes and they removed it from later shipments of the OST? (Thankfully the ripped OST on the net was the one without the specific track removed)
It was this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZatzM2xfPg
If Mohamed ever showed up in a show, you can bet there would be victims

>>155783629
I remember. Muslims ruin everything, even my Chinese cartoons.

>>155776296
>What if Muhammed was in this?
It would blow

>>155783943
up

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>IT'S OKAY WHEN MUSLIMS DO IT

not against Jews it's not

mooslims are the most insecure fags there is, so of course they'll bitch and whine

>>155776296
>>155776363
Desu. Abe dun wanna get nuked by Pakistanis.

>>155776296
I always thought Muslims worshipped the same god as Christians and Jews. Under some twisted vision I may add but that it was the same.

>>155780609

As a christian who's done some bible scholarship (As opposed to study) in the past, I wouldn't be supplied. There is a LOT of research into exactly what was going on with him, as he's got a lot of conflicting accounts about what happened to him and a lot of theories about his name.

>>155785496

They do. Jesus is part of Islam. He's seen as a prophet (Like Muhammad) but that Christians are mistaken about him being the son of god.

It sorta works like this:

Old Testament: Judaism
Old Testament + New Testament: Christianity
Old Testament + New Testament + Koran: Islam.

That's a bit inaccurate but close enough for the description.

>>155785656
Huh.

So Koran has Old and New with some extra chapters and text exclusive for the Muslims?

>>155785709

To an extent. They are not a 1:1 example but they overlap a damn lot. Jesus not being the son of god changes the stories a bit.

For example, the Torah has a LOT more focus on Mary than the New Testament does when it covers similar ground. She's a really big figure in Islam.

>>155785776

>Torah

Don't mind me, I'm a fuckup!

The Quran. I was multitasking and typed Torah my accident.

The Torah is the Jewish holy books and covers a lot of similar ground (But not 1:1) as the Old Testament.

>>155778353
Having been born into a Muslim family and surrounded by a Muslim community, I think you'd be shocked by how little Muslims themselves know about their own prophet/religion, a lot of people don't bother reading the hadiths (where most of what we know about Mohammad is documented as he is barely mentioned in the Quran). Ignorance is what makes a 'moderate' Muslim, the extremists are the ones who have bothered to read all source texts of the religion and still remain a Muslim even after reading those barbaric texts meaning they sympathise with it.

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>>155776296
But Allah wasn't a young man, so you'd have to change the title to Saint Men which sounds like a Kamen Rider rip-off and wouldn't sell.

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>tfw you will never travel around the Holy Land with the lads
>arriving in people's homes unannounced
>giving lectures in public areas
>upturning tables
>occasional miracles
Sounds great. Might make for a good anime or manga.

>>155785906
Religious culture fucking sucks especially if one is expected to get violent about it.

>>155780059
Monty Python reference.

>>155776296
He starts off as an obnoxious faggot who wants to take over the world that Buddha and Jesus always have to calm down.
Then he discovers harem manga/games/LNs, isekai LNs and lolicon, become an otaku and Akiba is now his new Mecca. He open a blog all about haremshit that he keep up to date on a daily basis where he does game reviews and his opinions about the Harem genre with an obnoxious amount of rules that writers should follow in order to write the best harem story.

>>155785709
Not really no. Islam use the same basis as christianity, but completely changes story points to fit it's narrative.
The basic idea is that Islam is supposed to be the real gospel of God that was distorded by jews. Muslim texts straight up tell you than mythological jewish figures like Abraham were, in fact, not jews but muslims. And that over time the jews not only corrupted the true religion, but that they know that they corrupted it and that, like all the disbelievers, their only objective is to turn everyone into disbelievers.

In short, Islam is more like a fanfic nased on the Old Testament, middle eastern folklore and Muhammad's life.

>>155786840
Muhammad sounds like a self insert

>>155786721
Pretty sure Muhammed would be the Satania of the group though. Always bossy and chuuni but easily bulliable.

>>155776296
What is that show called?

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>>155778353
But Muhammad is Naruto according to agnostic turks!

>>155776296
anon, you know the answer

>>155776296
But anon, you can't talk about Islam on a Christian Imageboard!

>>155785906
The same goes for most Christians too.

>>155787029
Read the subject title.

>>155787029
Saint Young Men

>>155787092
lol

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Is this acceptable enough to avoid a terrorist attack?

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>>155787163
Not if you're in your crusading garb.

>>155786161
remembered me about the magical girl series, what I came up with

>>155778353
Muhammed being a merchant actually had very interesting effects on the Quran. A lot of things about social fiscal responsibility and obligations of the wealthy are codified in there which are actually pretty cool.

Also you need to account for the time he lived, raiding caravans wasn't some weird thing, it was pretty much what anyone with more than 3 friends and a couple of horses did. And most people in that part of the world would consider losing a war with someone to be the same as their god being defeated. This is the key bit that helped Islam spread. Shortly after Muhammed many Muslims started to hope that foreigners wouldn't convert, because if they tried to subjugate someone and they converted you couldn't have them be subservient any more, they were just as much a member of the Umah as you. This has some interesting parallels to the later Christian attempts to stop people converting while also making a token effort to convert people while hoping they didn't actually do it (can't enslave fellow people of god after all) but then they started drumming up reasons of race as to why it was okay.

>>155787386
>plate
>crusades

son, plz.

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>>155787434
>remembered me about the magical girl series, what I came up with

What is /a/'s predominant religion?

>>155787504
well Jesus would have appeared as sidecharacter
but there are also other gods, like Thor
the maingirls would also be some kind of angels

>>155787546
Haruhism

>>155787546
Syncretic Waifuism.

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SYM was so much fun. Is there even a slight chance for a proper season or a new movie?

>>155787546
Waifuism

>>155787595
We can only hope for new spinoffs featuring other deities.

>The yakuza parts

Best part of it all.

>>155777307
>only Wahhabis get pissy about depictions

then 90% of the Islamic world is Wahhabi

>>155779021
from 1 to 15 is quite fast

>>155787753
Damn japs and their shit taste.

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>>155779678

>>155780873
But it's not?

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>>155784000
this thread BITES ZA DUSTO

>>155778353
>>155785906

>How a billion fucking people can know that history and think of this guy as anything above a power-tripping maniac is beyond me.
go pick up a seerah book to remove your ignorance. He was offered power, money, wealth and money to stop preaching and refused. You might wanna look at your own information and make sure your own information isnt wrong before making a conclusion. RIght now you're like an SJW who recieved information on something and acting based off of emotion instead of actual facts. Stop being butthurt over some people blowing stuff up, stop getting your information from sites that are obviously against islam and do some real studying.

>>155787853
No, they're just loud.

>>155788810
Mothafuka I've been a devout Muslim for most of my life until I read the various biographies of Mohammad's life and hadith myself, I've researched MYSELF, I've never been on any anti Islam websites either. And inb4 you try to blame things on translations, I can read Arabic and have been speaking the language since birth. I also looked into what Islamic scholars both in the west and Arab nations have to say about such texts. I am well informed, Islam is trash just like the other Abrahamic faiths, Islam just happens to be a lot more trashier due to it's inability to reform itself.

>>155788810
It's a little paraphrased and biased, but nothing in that post is actually wrong.

>>155788810
>>155788810
>An Anon decries a religion in a well thought out manner, with verifiable facts
>Another Anon tries to shout down the facts and refuses to site any actual source other that "muh feefees" and "you're just a bigot".
You're the SJW in this situation. Lemme guess... Blue/green hair and pink horned glasses this week?

>>155778353
>>155785906
This is fucking dumb.


Just like how Muhammad is a dick God is also a dick, just like how muslims don't know that much about Muhammad the same can be said about jesus/god.

You say it like only islamists are quite ignorant about their own religion but christians believe god is a good guy when he was a fucking dick too.

>>155780260
Jesus went into a retard tantrum when he saw some kikes selling shit in a temple. He was the first aspie saint

>>155791769
>when he was a fucking dick too.
Almost entirely in the Old Testament, which is secondary to the New Testament in Christianity. Catholicism for example considers the vast majority of the Old Testament to be allegorical.

>>155791836
>Jesus went into a retard tantrum when he saw some kikes selling shit in a temple
They were hypocrites for doing so. Jesus didn't like hypocrites. Regardless, the reason that incident is so important as that lapse in his composure humanises him from a Christian perspective.

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>>155778353
>gets himself thrown out of Mecca for being a massive dickhead
In hindsight this is one of the most heinous things about Islam. The Hadith themselves show that the people of Mecca had no problem with Muhammad preaching his faux-Jewish bullshit. They were actually tolerant in the THE CURRENT YEAR sense. The problems didn't start arising until Muhammad slandered their (pagan) gods and ridiculed their beliefs. Then the Meccans first asked Muhammad to stop multiple times and he refused. Only then, after refusing to stop ridiculing their gods multiple times, Muhammad was kicked out of Mecca and taken in by the Jews of Medina (don't worry, they lived to regret it too).

And now Muslims get pissy over Muhammad cartoons.

>>155778518
>>loved cats
How is this a plus?

>>155783629
It actually caused the BDs and CDs to be delayed too, hence hurting the sales and making the delivering process much more expensive. I swear if those complains are the reason we won't get a S3...

>>155791769
The difference between Muslims and most Christians is that Muslims are unwilling to reform or adjust from the absurd aspects of 7th century ideology to modern civilisation in both the middle East and West. Christians have moved forward, they have reformed and adjusted, same with Jews. Christians are willfully ignorant, they know their own religion has backwards thinking too but they choose to ignore those aspects whereas in Islam it would be haram to ignore any aspect that is the word of God or an act the prophet himself has deemed acceptable but would be considered disgusting in modern times. Get your head out of your ass dude.

>>155783629
Same with the Fire Temple in Ocarina of Time. The original version had the Islamic call to prayer worked into it (probably because the creators wanted to give it an Arabicish/mysterious feel), but Muslims whined hard enough to get it removed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZGnJF1R0WU

>>155789108
So do you believe in God?

pls increase the hilarity

>>155777307
You mean ignorant Muslims. Scholars wouldn't care.
>>155778518
You forget the part where he mentions Moses and Jesus and Abraham and Mary more than his own name

Mohammed was a warlord and an emperor, not an ascetic, which is the trait jesus christ and gautama buddha share and which is why nips love to pair them up.

>>155780824
>gays not welcome
I'd rather have a real trap than a shemale.

>>155785361
Ain't nobody dropped a nuclear bomb but the U.S. as of yet.

>>155792608
At the moment, no. If there is a higher being than us all, then that being isn't the god any religion here on Earth describes.

>>155776296
ALLAH ACKBAR
*BOOM BOOM JAPAN*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E6CkeFSRYc

God is ayy lmao

>>155792512
This, the Emperor Justinian was essential for transforming Christianity from a destabilizing death cult into a organized Religion for the Roman Empire.

>>155792835
If there is a higher being, why wouldn't it be one described in some religion or the other? Not saying I believe that shit for a second, mind you.

>>155792777
Divine Trips confim
Though I don't think HE ever became an Emperor, but rather his sucessors like Abu Beker did

>>155788253
>implying /a/ doesn't worship animu imagery

>>155792933
Correct, if there is a higher being, it may or may not be related to any religion, but we won't know unless it ever shows itself

>>155793005
Higher being is ayy lmao

>>155783651
You think Norigami was ruined by the lack of Muslim prayers in a track? Boy you are one picky motherfucker.

>>155788253
Iconclasm anon. If even considering drawing Muhammad, I'd be stoned to death.

The sandnigger logic behind it? "If we started making drawing of Muhammad, people will worship him, therefor we must destory all icons of Muhammad".

>>155792977
they worship waifus

>>155792933
Because all those depictions of God are fabrications, invented in the minds of men.

>>155776296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Vs9uqMcyc
What if Satan was in this?

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>>155793034
Incorrect, it's ayynime lmao now. Get with the times gramps.
>>155793108
Prove it faget. I'm just saying if it exists, why wouldn't it have interacted with humanity?

>>155793108
So what are you?

>>155793142
Whoa.

Time to catch up I guess.

>>155788253
It is. Anyone who draws an image will be forced to blow a soul into it on yawm al qiyamah

>>155776363
If and when we finally give Japan their nukes back do you think they'd actually help us bomb the sand countries or will they just nuke Seoul

>>155778353

desu Mormons confuse me even more. The entire thing is based around one guy's claims that he found literal magic DVDs from God that only he can understand on the ground one day.

>>155786721
You mean his followers kept his blog. He never kept any record of his life except the Quran.

>>155793311
>Japanese Mechs giving us support in suppressing sandniggers
I approve of this

>>155788810
>t. Ahmed Ackbar

>>155793335
At least they're nice people

>>155793479
t. jahil

>>155793520
t. Muhammad Abu Beker Ali Akbar Haram Jihad the III

>judiasm is religious nationalism
>christianity is jew equivalent of 60s and hippies
>islam is literally religious arab imperialism
verily gets the noggin joggin

>>155793584
I wish I had that cool of a name

>>155793520
t.kaffir

>>155793635
t. Abu Hajaar

>>155793605
>Christianity is somehow comparable to the two religious cultures that want to destroy it

>>155793605
Nationalism needs a country to call their own. Imperialism implies that they are conquering other lands (US is doing this). As far as I know hippies don't care about safe sex and birth control or marriage.

>>155793661
>father of stone
Cool name

Shitposting and memeing is fine and all, but this thread quickly degenerates into /pol/ territory and should probably moved over there

>>155793785
Its /his/ shitposting if anything

>>155780908
I wanted this movie to just keeping going forever and listen to his story but that fucking whore had to go crazy about him being Jesus

>>155793753
Pretty fitting, considering AH is The Rock of the Middle East and ISIS' finest soldier

>>155793785
Go back to your containment thread

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>>155793605
I've heard this described differently, which also explains why Islam is the most violent of the three.
>Judaism is legalistic but not universalist
Which means Judaism has some very strict laws that need to be followed (the Five Laws of Moses) but doesn't care what others do.

>Christianity is universalist but not legalistic
This means pretty much the opposite: the strict laws are very heavily toned down on and the focus is on prosletyzing/"saving souls"

>Islam is both legalistic and universalist
This combines the strict laws of Judaism with the desire to convert the entire planet of Christianity. The result: the desire to submit the entire world to Sharia.

That doesn't explain everything about Islam, but it does explain a lot.

>>155793856
>This means pretty much the opposite: the strict laws are very heavily toned down on and the focus is on prosletyzing/"saving souls"
Depends on the Christian Sect.

>>155793838
You mean my containment board I guess? If so, I already am, anon

>>155793894
I can't think of a sect that takes religious legislation as seriously as Judaism and Islam though. The closest I can think of is Catholocism and its Canonical Law, but even then Canonical Law mostly regulates the internal organization of the Church. The average Catholic almost never has to deal with it.

>>155776296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDp1hoZzi1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLVyVz1CjOM

Yeah, I think Japan is more tolerant than any other Western societies out there.

They just don't give a fuck.

>>155776296
It wouldn't be called "Saint."

still waiting for an epic post, come on anon

>>155793988
>Buddha
>Saint
laughing_arahant.jpg

>>155793718
Even proselytisation could be thought of as conquest.

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>>155787546
I don't know about a /a/ but..

>>155791769
>same can be said about Jesus

no it can't, the worst thing Jesus ever did was flipping a chair and kicking jews out of a temple, Muhammad was a fucking warmonger

>>155787386
Crusaders were a meme, in regards to what you're talking about. The people most effective at killing muslims were/are ironically other muslims.

>>155793785
Alright. Everyone post your waifus and /a/ will estimate how many camels she's worth.

>>155794308
>The people most effective at killing muslims were/are ironically other muslims.
This is why I unironically believe muslims are the biggest victim of Islam.

>>155794293
And God was a vengeful fuck in the Old Testament, which is still valid from a Christian historical point of view, even if the Old Covenant was replaced by the New.

>>155791769
>You say it like only islamists are quite ignorant about their own religion but christians believe god is a good guy when he was a fucking dick too.
muh morality applies to a perfect and infinite being cuz i sed so! im objective!
>>155792512
Sorry that we don't put false humanist gods before God! I'll start worshiping the president or Kim Kardashian right away! Wouldn't want to trigger 'muh civilization'!

>>155792835
>then that being isn't the god any religion here on Earth describes.
Why, becuz u sed so? Wow ur so enlightened truly the greatest scholar of religion the 21st century has to offer.
>>155792921
Destabilizing is good, the state is a dividing evil that must be destroyed in its every incarnation.

>>155794535
Vengeance of God is not rude, you are the 'dick' for thinking such an absurd thing. You are not moral, kiddo.

>>155794535
>which is still valid from a Christian historical point of view
It's validity varies from sect to sect. At this stage Catholics (the largest sect) consider the Old Testament to be mostly allegorical.

>>155793931
Well I am Catholic so yeah I was thinking about Canonical Law, but you are correct.

>>155794535
>Old Testament

>>155794375
>This is why I unironically believe muslims are the biggest victim of Islam.
They are! Look at what happened to the Persians

>>155792512
What are you talking about, lots of Muslims were pushing secularization and modernization during the 20th century. Iran? Was making tons of progress until the U.S. started backing fundamentalist country hicks. Syria? Same, fucking U.S. backing coups. Turkey? Was secularizing ever since Ataturk, up until now with that fucktard Erdogan. Egypt had Nasser, also secular. Saudi Arabia's Wahhabists came into power because the U.S. and Europe backed them for the sake of keeping the Saudi people from nationalizing their oil production. The problem in most cases was that the U.S. didn't like the fact that most secular Muslims weren't gonna fall in line with U.S. capitalism, so they fucked with them, causing all kinds of political instability, which influenced the shit show we have now. ISIS are also a reaction to secular Islam, ideologically speaking, although mostly they're just Saddam's former professional army and other Sunni favoured put out of work and into poverty by the new U.S.-backed Iraqi Shia government. The Ba'ath Party itself started as a secular modernizing socialist movement. And if you look at Sweden, you'll see that employment rates for immigrants and refugees is growing steadily.

>>155794893
Only because it's becomign harder to claim otherwise in the face of all the historical evidence fucking with their holy scriptures.

A reminder that the Japanese translator of Rushdie's book was killed brutally.

The Japanese Muslim community (yes, they exist) later issued this statement:
>Whoever has killed him, whether Muslim or non-Muslim, at any rate it was his deserved punishment ordained by Allah.

>>155795458
>Japanese Muslim community
Like nips that converted or ragheads that moved in?

>>155795557
90% foreigners (Iranians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis).

"Japanese muslim" in this case means Muslim residents of Japan. Most people are smart enough to know Islam is a violent and awful religion.

>>155795811
It's more that the Japanese are too much into their weird Buddhist-Shinto mix to care much about other religions. Even Christianity, which was introduced to Japan several centuries ago (although it was persecuted for a long time), is only a measly 4%, so it's not like it'd make sense for Islam to suddenly gain tons of Japanese converts.

>>155776296
Wouldn't it be technically wrong? Muhammad is only a prophet, while Jesus and Buddha are god-level.

>>155785656
>>155785776
>>155785798

This sounds like a set of LNs with prequel, sequels and spin-offs included.

I've spent almost three and a half years spread across a bunch of deployments in the Middle East, and I've found that even Muslims from the more moderate countries like Qatar and the UAE hate everything that isn't Islam.

>>155776296
live action TV show soon

>>155787324
Wrong. How many Christian extremist terrorist groups are there today?

>>155796165
Buddha was a man, and only ever refused to call himself a man because to form an image of "a man" and identifying yourself with it would be to form an attachment and thus lead to suffering.

>>155796370
Every Neocon ever.

>>155795557
>Like nips that converted or ragheads that moved in?
Emperor invited the Turkics that fleeing from red terror during Russian Civil War

>>155796442
Neocons do everything for money and power, not for religious conquest.

>>155788810
Can't believe /a/ would be the one to deliver the most satisfying butthurt terrorist of the day.

>>155793661
COVER ME ABU HAJAAR

>>155796482
The same mostly goes for ISIS, they're at their military core the remnants of Saddam's professional army, who lost their jobs and privileges under the Sunni-hostile Shia government after Saddam was toppled. Giving a pampered professional army the boot and the gutter is an efficient way to cause a military uprising, to the point that I wonder if it wasn't planned that way. I mean, look at them going straight for America's enemies. The religious extremism is just their excuse, a way to legitimize their conquest and authority. Of course, many who joined afterwards, especially those who come from the West, are different and are legitimate fanatics.

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>>155787546
Loving Lain.

>>155796442
They're not running over non Christians with trucks though

>>155796165
If we leave out the dubious notions of divinity of these figures, you'll find that Jesus has much more in common with Muhammad than he does with Buddha.

Buddha was just a philosopher from India without any supernatural powers whatsoever. All this God-level stuff is from Chinese mythology.

Meanwhile Jesus and Muhammad are special snowflake God-chosen prophets and saviours who have come to save mankind from their delusion.

This is partly why this manga is silly. Jesus and Buddha are different people - to put them on the same platform makes no sense.

>>155796901
They don't really need to run people over with stolen trucks when they can just straight-up invade with the might of the U.S. military, or provide other factions with money, training, weapons etc. in order to facilitate the overthrowal of who- and whatever they want removed.

>>155776296
>What if Muhammed was in this?

The series would bomb.

>>155787546
Geass-ism
Madokami followers
Waifuism
Atheist and agnostics.

>>155796838
Stop trying to rationalise Islamic atrocities. Islam has always been a violent and bloody cult since its inception. ISIS states that their actions are sanctioned by the Quran, and I see no reason to not take them at their word. How do you explain the persecution of religious minorities by these Islamic terror groups?

>>155797093
Addendum: I don't mean to only rip against the U.S., other countries do this as well, such as France being the primary force behind Gadaffi's removal recently. This shit is common all throughout history. The U.S. were simply the ones with the most power and incentive to do these things after WW2 and until now. Soviet as well, of course, but Soviet is gone now, so while they don't get any pass for fucking around in Afghanistan and such, there's not much left to point fingers at in their direction at this time. Although Russia still backs Syria.

>>155776296
How is this shitty 90% /pol/-tier thread still alive?

>>155797211
>stop trying to rationalize, understand and explain current events
The world is an extremely complex place, and refusing to acknowledge or understand that complexity won't make it go away, or make things go your way. I never meant to imply that ISIS don't say their actions are sanctioned by the Quran, because as I said, that's their way of legitimizing their violence. But remove the professional army that was thrown aside after the Iraq War, and ISIS are no threat at all. If those same soldiers and officers were like that all the time, then why didn't they follow the same interpretation of Islam under Saddam? And for that matter, Saddam and his army never really persecuted Christians in Iraq, they focused their violence against the Shi'ia.

>>155797093
Works for me desu senpai I'm not complaining

>>155779021
Due to breeding like rats; not conversions.

>>155797728
Why doesn't Japan just invent a drug that can be sprayed into the air that causes people to start breeding

>>155797728
Any ethnicity that isn't in the negative numbers is gonna be a growing one in Japan, since the Japanese have apparently forgot how to fuck anything over 2 dimensions and 12 years.
>>155797852
That's literally one of mankind's oldest quests, but nobody has discovered an efficient aphrodisiac yet. Which I find mind-boggling, how can it be as hard to make people want to fuck more, as it is to turn lead into gold?

>>155797926
>as it is to turn lead into gold?
We can already turn lead into gold through nuclear fission but it's absolutely not cost effective.

>>155797469
Cuckold.

>>155776296
The author would be assassinated, the manga publishing house bombed, the studio burnt to the ground.

>>155798195
Damnit sex, why you so hard?

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>>155797109
Anon, restrain yourself.

>>155798787
no u

>>155795137
This.

you had see another Tokyo subway attack

>>155799977
To add shit is like this over there in part due to outside intervention. Had they been left alone and had they modernized and become properly civilized fine, if not should've just let them rot in their part of the world.

>>155789108
>>155789287

>I am well informed, Islam is trash just like the other Abrahamic faiths, Islam just happens to be a lot more trashier due to it's inability to reform itself.
>this is what teenage web scholars actually believe
if anyone belives any of the untruths that guy posted, you are a gullible idiot who lacks any understand of islam, its history, or the modern geopolitcal situation of the world
>>155791536
go read a fucking book, literally just by reading you would understand that its all wrong, the truth is self evident

>>155801542
>t. Musadir Hussein III

>>155797211
>I see no reason to not take them at their word
maybe the fact that 1,400 have passed since the advent of islam and yet religious minorities still exist?

I really dont understand how a group of people can be so jaded, biased and stupid. Muslim countries have always been run by shariah, but somehow these new guys are doing things differently than how muslims closer in time to the prophet did things, and somehow you agree with them that they are in the right?

/pol/ is leaking, /pol/ is never right, and you should be ashamed for ever believing them

>>155801542
>go read a fucking book
Translates to:
>My feeling say I'm right and you're wrong
>Your argument goes against my feelings
>But I am incapable of articulating an argument for their assertions based on facts instead of emotions, so I will just tell them to read a book and hope they'll assume I know what I'm talking about.

>>155795329
They were teaching this since medieval times.

>>155781182
>Muzzie "religion" is and will never be a real religion

Real religion like in the west where it's essentially a hobby and people pretend to care about it just to get triggered on the internet?

>>155778353
>>155785906
>>155792055
>some fucking jackass merchant claims he is the only man chosen by god or whatever
>becomes a crazy bandit warlord and fucks shit up
>splinters an entire region because of how they interpreted his bullshit after he died
>to this day nobody has figured it out or even called the whole thing on how bullshit it is
>the most powerful nations in the world can't do shit because their citizens have been brainwashed into believing it's a religion of peace by combusting tusken raiders
>a fucking merchant and his whore did all this
This can't be real. No way this is real. No way in hell did billions of people let this shit slide for centuries.

>>155779431
You should consider not being friends with them anymore

>>155801688
If you read a fucking book, in the very first few years of his prophethood this happens

ou have come to your people with an important matter, dividing the community thereby and ridiculing their customs, and you have insulted their gods and their religion, and declared that their forefathers were unbelievers, so listen to me and I will make some suggestions, and perhaps you will be able to accept one of them.' The apostle agreed, and he went on, 'If what you want is money, we will gather for you out of our property so that you may be the richest of us; if you want honour, we will make you our chief so that no one can decide anything apart from you; if you want sovereignty, we will make you king, and if this ghost which comes to you, which you see, is such that you cannot get rid of him, we will find a physician for you, and exhaust our means in getting you cured of it', or words to that effect. The apostle listened patiently, and then said: 'Now listen to me, In the Name of God, the compassionate and merciful, H.M., a revelation from the compassionate, the merciful, a book whose verses are expounded as an Arabic Quran for a people who understand, as an announcement and warning, though most of them turn aside not listening and say, “Our hearts are veiled from that to which you invite us.''''

go read the rest in a fucking book

>>155777307
The Noragami OST had to be recalled because one of the tracks sampled the call to prayer.

Japanese muslims are just as retarded as everywhere else.

>>155794293
>warmonger
he united an entire region into the greatest empire known to man
>>155802738
he was known to everyone as an honest merchant
he never became a bandit, he was the leader and general of a state that fought and won against every enemy they faced including persia and rome
he united that region, IMPERIALISM splintered it
western media is confused on how it covers it

it really surprises me how much /pol/ overlaps with /a/, you cant even discuss Islam as a theme anymore without cancerous toxic haters shilling against it

>>155803716
>the greatest empire known to man
The Mongolian Empire?
The British Empire?

>>155803468
>>155803716
Fuck off, no one wants you here truck-kun.
Just like you can cherrypick parts of your 'book' to imply that Muhammad was sometimes peaceful, there are plenty other 'cherrypicked' examples of calls to jihad.

>>155793054
Iconclasm does not represent drawing as whole.
>"If we started making drawing of Muhammad, people will worship him, therefor we must destory all icons of Muhammad".
Yes, but it would also lead to idolatry.

>>155776296
behead

Judaism = Dragon Ball
Christianity = Dragon Ball Z
Islam = Dragon Ball GT
New Age Christianity = Dragon Ball Super
Non canon gospels = Movies.

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>>155803716
>greatest empire
>not the romans
>not the british
>not the mongolians
>not the chinese
>but a bunch of mudslimes led by a psychotic merchant
You must be seriously fucked in the head

>>155804529
Sailor and the Seven Ballz = Mormonism

If muhammad was there he'd be a lolicon.

ISIS would drive a truck into Japan.

>>155804764
They stand no chance against the japanese truck.

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>>155797109

>>155804813
>Implying they wouldn't hijack a japanese truck
Since when does ISIS have their own trucks?

>>155804649
Shit Muhammad did not even have the greatest Muslim empire.

>>155804836
>he doesn't know about the massive Islamic motor industry

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>>155787546

>>155801542
>If you believe an apostate then you are automatically an idiot.

Go kys.

>>155793826
you would bitch at the same volume if you knew what's REALLY in tendies

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As I Muslim myself, I would love to see that

Radicals be damned, we need harmless comedy in our lives

Fun fact about Muhammad, he was 25 when he married his first wife Khadeeja, who was 40, the lucky bastard got a MILF

>>155798898
Sex isn't the reason nips aren't doing it. It's the shit that comes with getting married and having kids. Expectations over there are so cumbersome that many young adults don't feel like it's worth it.

>>155797926
>muslim is an ethnicity

Forgot Islamistan was a thing

>>155806287
>had a loli AND a milf wife
Only needed a tomboy and a childhood friend to complete the harem of perfection.

>>155793856
so what you're saying is that the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny is the judeo-christian world vs. the islamic world?

>Women who keeps her body sacred from everybody else except you

It's like Nuns but hotter

>>155806504

>Jude-christan

>>>>>Teaming up with the Jews

Jews and Muslims are cousins by religion

If anything they would team up

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>>155778518
>tfw it mentioned Mary and Jesus more than Mohammed
>tfw Mary has a whole chapter dericated to her in the Quran
>tfw the Quran is more Christian than the Bible

You cant make this shit up

>>155807138

Islam doesn't ignore the Bible

The events of the Bible happened but they see it in a different way

Jesus was a prophet called Esa

>>155787546
Haremism

>>155776296
His waifus would improve the show. Especially the little one.

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Religions are to enslave people there is only one truth

>>155807580

Go away Assad

Don't you have lies to tell about Syria

>>155807580
How can we know there is a Most High without religion? Religion came first, spirituality came second.

>>155787546
Worshiping the loli butt.

>>155796838
The difference is that Christianity stopped for the most part. ISIS and Muslims still are going at it.

Barbarian religion for a barbarian people .

would you watch a SYM spinoff with Mohammed and Zoroaster

>>155783629
As a muslim, this sounds dope. Complainers are a bunch of silly bastards living in their old ways.

>>155807654
ou have that backwards my friend the bible, Koran, Talmund are all metaphorical, Retards decided to take it literal and corrupted calling it religion thanks to that We had the crusades, Muslims bombings, Witch hunts etc. people need to be self aware. LOVE is the real religion

>>155798787
Why don't you go back to /pol/ if you're starting to feel uncomfortable here?

>>155807917
>LOVE is the real religion
Love is a concept that does not have one definition. Love is something that is not perfect. How can love be the true religion when it is not perfect?

>>155779431
I have *A* Muslim friend, and he's pretty fucking chill and westernized. He specifically makes it difficult for me to denounce literally every fucking Muslim on the planet, but I have told him to his face that I think his religion is sort of retarded.

I asked him what it was like never having touched a drop of alcohol or eaten pork, and why he hadn't. He basically just shrugged at me and told me that if his religion was more about submitting to a higher power than anything else, if he only submitted to the things he liked he wouldn't be submitting to God at all. That said, his religion only comes up whenever I specifically ask him about it.

To be totally frank though, most people with hardcore religious beliefs are kind of retarded, up to and including ignorant cocksucking atheists who don't understand religion enough to even yammer about it coherently before denouncing it and masturbating over how edgy they are.

So long as you can come up with some kind of explanation for why your belief is valid, such as the works of Saint Thomas Aquinus in Christianity and apparently some of the more cogent Hadiths in Islam, there is something to be respected about holding to those deep religious beliefs. It shows deep discipline and a humble, stoic nature, which can't be said for the fat jackasses parading on about Atheism.

>>155808129
Love is perfect You been brainwashed by lies on the internet, its time to wake up

>>155808360
>Love is perfect
Not, it is not. A man murders a women, claims he does so out of love. A women commits adultery, says she does so because of love. A man rapes a child, why? Because of love. Again, love is not something that has one definition. What you and another believe is love can be differ. You still call that perfect?

>>155808543
Killing someone is not Love its evil just because he says its love its not, because if he had love he wouldn't of killed her. now once again stop being brainwashed by media and Internet and your ego and stop overthinking your logic is false this is why the world is shit because everybody forgot about love.

>>155776296
>OH shit someone made a saint oniisan thred
>Was hopping for a discussion about the show
>Maybe some cute fanart or something
>Instead I get religious bickering

>>155808743
>Killing someone is not Love its evil
What defines evil?

>its evil just because he says its love its not
Who are you to say it's not love?

>because if he had love he wouldn't of killed her
That's what you believe. Your definition of love differs from his.

>world is shit
Maybe the part of the world where you live.

>because everybody forgot about love
Even if everybody remembered how to love, the world as a whole would not be totally at peace. Not every human is identical to another. This calls for differences, and differences stray from love.

>>155808798
I mean, what else would you expect with an OP like this?

>>155809009
The bible already define what love is, Thou shalt kill is a rule to stay spiritual, even jesus talk about love. If you blame other races for your problems then maybe you to change and stop shitposting

>>155809480
>The bible already define what love is
What does the bible have to do with the religion of love?

>If you blame other races for your problems then maybe you to change
What?

>stop shitposting
Not shitposting, and please answer all my questions instead of cherrypicking. You look like a shitposter.

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>>155809650
Have you heard of era of Enlightment? Jesus proclaim the real true church will rise during that time. I believe its the church of love because we love each other and love ourselves because God is within us all.

>>155776296
He's a huge lolicon otaku and he hates people who don't agree with his opinions.

Why the fuck is this thread still on /a/?

>>155804764
>>155804813
>>155804836
>>155804908
ISIL are actually using Toyota Hilux in mass!!

http://journal-neo.org/2015/10/09/the-mystery-of-isis-toyota-army-solved/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/islamic-state/11917994/US-government-asks-Toyota-Why-does-Isil-have-so-many-of-the-companys-vehicles.html
https://www.sott.net/article/331930-Toyota-reveals-Arab-purchasers-of-its-pickup-trucks-used-by-ISIL-terrorists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_099W6y8Eo

>>155779647
>that filename
you're doing it wrong, false prophet

>>155785906
>Having been born into a Muslim family and surrounded by a Muslim community, I think you'd be shocked by how little Muslims themselves know about their own prophet/religion
I am a catholic. Can confirm that same for JC

>>155809825
>Jesus proclaim the real true church will rise during that time
Yes, and? Again, I ask: What does the bible have to do with the religion of love? And by extension, what does Jesus have to do with the religion of love?

>we love each other and love ourselves
There are people I hate. A person I knew hated himself so much that he commited suicide.

>because God is within us all.
God? What God? The God of the religion of Love?

>>155807233
>Jesus was able to create life according to the Quran
>Mohammed didnt even do shit except for destroying Christian and Jewish settlements
>Jesus was just a prophet according to Moslems

Do they even read their Quran? They act like Protestants every time when citing their book

>>155813295
>Mohammed didnt even do shit except for destroying Christian and Jewish settlements
Do you even do research before spouting shit?

>>155813295

Radicals don't care

They just nitpick as a defense to do whatever

A lot of them ignore the biggest rule about war is not to attack innocents

They twist it and use their own bullshit rules to act like it's okay