what the FUCK

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>>155758802

>>155758802
I'm the green one, bottom middle.

Fucking Junfags

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>>155758802

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>>155758802
Reminds me when I was in 1st grade and the teacher bought the whole class boxes of assorted doughnuts just like that picture.
It was a reward for the class having the highest final test scores in the grade.
Before we could eat them though we were all going to go outside and play games and sports for the day.
Fucking gap toothed cunt Samuel who whined about his hurt leg was allowed to stay behind in the class while we were all out. That fucker took a bite of EVERY SINGLE doughnut because he "wanted to taste all the flavors" and didn't see how it was a problem. Five dozen boxes worth! Because of that we didn't get to eat them, they just went into the fucking trash...
Thank god the teacher chewed him out and his parents reimbursed the teacher. We still didn't get any doughnuts though. Because of that shit Samuel was branded a fucking weirdo and didn't have any friends for the rest of elementary all throughout middle school.

>>155759887
sounds like a natural borned douche bag

>>155759887

>graded tests in 1st grade

Is this an American thing?

>>155760095
Not the guy you responded to, but I had graded tests in 1st grade too. Is that unusual? I thought that was normal. I'm from germany.

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>>155760095
This >>155760445
I'm sure we were all "smart", "bright" and "very talented" when we were younger.

>>155759887
>Fucking gap toothed cunt Samuel who whined about his hurt leg was allowed to stay behind in the class while we were all out. That fucker took a bite of EVERY SINGLE doughnut because he "wanted to taste all the flavors" and didn't see how it was a problem. Five dozen boxes worth! Because of that we didn't get to eat them, they just went into the fucking trash...
Wow, I would eat them all while beating up this Samuel cunt along the rest of the class.

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How is Jun so best?

>>155759887
is this pasta

>>155758802
THIS MAKES ME FUCKING ANGRY!!!!

>>155762078
Woah, calm down there cowboy.

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Proof that Jun and Junfags are the absolute worst.

>>155759887
>Five dozen boxes of doughnuts
Holy shit, Americans start early

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>>155762136
What's wrong, can't handle a little prank?

>>155759887
>Because of that shit Samuel was branded a fucking weirdo and didn't have any friends for the rest of elementary all throughout middle school.
Serves him right.

>>155758802
>another stealth /ck/ thread

You know where this will go

>>155762526
Burgers?

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>>155762552
Samurai Ja/ck/... Ja/ck/ Ja/ck/ Ja/ck/ Ja/ck/... Ja/ck/ Ja/ck/

>>155759887
Reminds me in third grade each week a different student had to bring snacks for the whole class, when my turn came up I want to bring donuts, but 32 donuts was a lot of money for my poor family. Instead I bought 16 donuts and brought a knife so each student would get a half a donut. But when I pulled out the knife to cut the donuts I got sent to the principles office and suspended for a week for bringing a weapon to school.

>>155763249
>bringing a weapon to school
>probably a fucking butter knife
kek

>>155762136
肉

>>155763249
serves him right

>>155760782
That's unsanitary, anon.

>>155763249
Are you british?

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>>155758837
>tfw your shitty transparency gets reposted everywhere and you can't stop seeing the flaws

>>155759887
tfw i am samuel
tfw life didn't get any better after elementary school

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>>155765288
Atleast your OC is still getting posted

>>155763563
It's 1st graders, anon. Some would probably eat the un-bitten parts.

>>155760095
It's a thing for those of us not in special ed.

>>155759887
what a little bastard

>>155760095
That's normal

>>155759887
>Five dozen boxes
So 60 boxes? How many donuts were in a box?

>>155768102
It's an amerifat school, you must understand.

>>155768275
Why are you yuropoors so fucking obsessed? Don't reply to me ever again.

>>155768102
He might of meant 5 boxes of 12 count donuts ?

>>155768102
Yeah, if you really want to go the long route, why not say three score boxes instead?

>>155759887

I would have beat that kid's ass so hard he'd have PTSD every time he saw a doughnut

>>155763249

This sounds like a joke but I think it's real

>>155762136
she needs to be punished anon

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>>155758802
I'd kill the fucker that did this.

>>155758802
Am I the only one who hates donuts filled with jam or jelly but loves donuts that has a cream filling, instead.

I don't know if it is the jam/jelly or that I feel like jam/jelly only goes great with toasted bread.

>>155759887
Once when I was little I ate all of the frosting off the frosted miniwheats and put them back in the bag.

The next morning my sister poured herself a bowl and when she realized what happened she kicked the shit out of me.

>>155769340
Nah I'm with you, back when I ate doughnuts I'd take a creamfilled over a jellyfilled any day. I'd bite around it so I could eat the creamfilled middle in one bite.

>>155760445
>>155760095
Most schools don't use letter grades at that level, but there still might be standardized tests mandated once a year, depending on the state

Those are mostly to test the school

>>155759887
>That fucker took a bite of EVERY SINGLE doughnut because he "wanted to taste all the flavors"

That troll knew what he was doing.

>>155758802

>indirect kiss of Jun in every donut

I don't see the problem here

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>>155759887
I bet he browses this site now.

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>>155763249
You poor soul.
Sounds like all schools are garbage.

>>155765288
At least you don't live every day thinking you started the "Pacha Edits" thing.

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>>155762203
In American elementary schools students often have a single teacher teaching all subjects, i.e. no class rotations (she only needed enough doughnuts for one class ~30 or so) so rather than 5 dozen-doughnut boxes it was probably 5 6-doughnut boxes

fucker was still a fat cunt though

>>155769340
The problem with jam is that it get's sticky that may make it kinda awkward to eat. Cream has none of that.

>>155769607
Back when I was young, my little sister didn't like eating bread crusts, so she would eat everything around it, except the bread crusts. One sunday morning, she ate a whole loaf of bread and threw all the crusts in the garbage. My mother picked them out of the trash and forced us to eat them...everyone except my little sister, of course.

Needless to say, I don't get along with my mother too well. Not after she fell in with the evangelists and ruined our family. Maybe I should have seen this coming.

>>155768102
He probably meant five dozen-boxes not five-dozen boxes.

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>>155758802
me on the left

>>155772485
Don't make me fap, please

>>155769607
>the no holds barred race to the lucky charms box to get all the marshmallows before your sibling did

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>>155758802
only a heartless criminal could do something like this

>>155779467
>eating lucky charms
fucking why? the only part is the marshmallows, the rest is fucking garbage. Why just buy literally any other cereal where the whole cereal is good.

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>>155772369
I guess that's true.

>>155758802
anyone who does this deserves a punch to the face

>>155758802
What exactly is wrong with this?

>>155776965
i'll do it for you

just remember that you made another anon cum for your guilty pleasure

>>155772307
Well, if he does...

Samuel! You're a pig-faced window-licking downy with a mouth larger than your brain. I hope you've burned off all the calories from the doughnuts you've ruined, because I'm going to find you and chase you with a stick.

>>155772369
That must be quite a big burden indeed.

>>155759887
You should have got the entire class together and fucking Full metal Jacket'd that bitch

>>155783402
I personally wouldn't have too much of a problem with it if a friend cut off the pieces before eating them. I don't remember how she did it in the show, but it looks like she bit them directly. That's fucking disgusting man

>>155758802
>messing with Pon de Ring
Over the line.

>>155759887
You didn't have a fucking knife to cut the touched part?
Fucking murrican retards man.

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>tfw the best boss I ever had fired someone in front of everyone when one of the office ladies brought donuts for us all and he ate half of them

>>155784362
The kid was in the first grade, there's no way of knowing what part(s) of the doughnuts that kind of kid touched while taking a bite out of every single piece.

>>155784393
just for donuts?
geez

>>155758802
The OP image gave me a weird idea, my brain is autistic that way. Since there is this whole indirect kiss thing, are there any instances of food being sold like this (used pantsu style) except a gravure idol or something has taken the bites? I bet otakus would pay thousands of yens for it.

>>155758912
underrated desu

>>155759887
What a cunt. I wish Jun suffered the same fate he did.

>>155784480
It's a sign of callousness in a team environment. Anyone who would do that is either too immature to understand the expectations of working in a group or doesn't respect their group. In either case that person deserves to be removed.

Kanna was here WWW
https://youtu.be/3B_t1syegp8

>>155759887
Fuck Samuel.

>>155784668
You better get on this idea before someone steals it and makes millions of dollars. The only thing I can think of preventing it would be some kind of law, like the Japanese version of the FDA prohibiting the sale of 'used food' because it might spread diseases or whatever.

>>155759887
Samuel did nothing wrong.

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>>155787154
>Japanese version of the FDA
I've seen handkerchiefs with lip-gloss marks but never seen food. Maybe that's why.

>>155759887
I'm Samuel, I got my braces and don't have a gap tooth anymore though.

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>>155783402
I wouldn't eat a donut that was handled and bitten by someone, maybe that person even decided to lick it everywhere before putting it back. yucky

>>155759887
this is pasta now, for Jun-hater

>>155788888
hi sam.

>>155788888
digits confirm

>>155758802
Fuck Jun.

>>155772485
Source?

>>155760095
Standardized tests (thx common core).

We had them in 1st, 2nd, 4th, 6th, 7th, and 9th grade

>>155772485
Cropped pic doesnt give any result

>>155760095
Singapoor has standards too. But we did away with streaming and PSLE it seems because of SJWs.

>>155788888
Quints confirm.

>>155788888
Samuel confirmed for browsing /pol/.

>>155759887
what is this type of shit?

>>155758802
#Beccaistheworst

>>155759887
What a fucking cunt, its nice to see he got what he deserved But, on the other hand, a fucking /b/-tier legend for downing 60 doughnuts.

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>>155763249
>the knife to cut the donuts
>suspended for a week for bringing a weapon to school.

Is this really a thing in Bongland?

>>155797723
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/18/student-suspended-for-pop-tart-gun_n_2903500.html

>>155763249
Don't you have Home Ec or Arts and Crafts workshops?

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>>155797790

Seriously whats the thing with britain and knives?

>>155797963
Remember playing cops and robbers as a kid?
You kids wont.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/03/30/5-year-old-girl-suspended-from-school-for-playing-with-stick-gun-at-recess/

>>155797723
American schools have what are called "zero tolerance" rules. Bring ONE thing that involves anything that can be interpreted as a weapon and you're suspended.

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>>155798085
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/education/gun-gesture-leads-to-suspension-for-calvert-sixth-grader/2013/09/08/7c27335c-15b9-11e3-a2ec-b47e45e6f8ef_story.html?tid=a_inl&utm_term=.ab679dda6d36

Hysterical

>>155798085
The homogeneous societies in Eu dont, because when coming up with policies people think about someone from your "tribe" misbehaving a little while in murica they make rules keeping niggers and other minorities in mind.

It gets better.
http://loweringthebar.net/2013/03/update-ii-school-offers-counseling-for-students-troubled-by-pastry-gun-incident.html

>>155760095
I guess.

Only test I remember in primary one, I got asked where my nostril was. I asked what a nostril was, and she told me, and then I pointed to it.

I think I passed.

>>155763659
>>155797723
>>155798010
>third grade instead of year three
>donuts instead of doughnuts
>suspended instead of excluded
>principle instead of principal instead of head teacher
He's either speaking American like a knob or isn't a Brit.

>>155798035
If that was my kid her punishment would be high fives, playing video games and pizza for supper. Maybe id stay home from work and play some co-op.

>>155758912
Oi-chan a cute

>this fucking thread
Thanks /a/ I needed the laughs

>>155758802
i once tasted american donuts, disgusting

>>155759887
Oh god forbid, samuel took a SINGLE BITE of all the doughnuts! Oh dear god!

Seriously, what the fuck is the worst that could have happened? You caught super aids from Samuel's saliva? Seriously fuck you, you pussy faggot, and fuck your faggot teachers. Samuel did nothing wrong. I would be buds with Samuel if i went to your elementary school.

>>155769340
You're not. Cream or custard any day.

>>155801235

Go fuck yourself, Samuel.

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>>155758802
17 indirect kisses from Jun-bug.

This is the greatest gift ever!

>>155788888
Hi Sam