Would you agree to become a cute 2D anime girl knowing that on

>>155740109
you're assuming this does not already happen in my current form.

What's the catch?

that's actually flattering.
don't know why women flip their shit by knowing men masturbate to them.

>>155740351
you get rid of your IRL responsibilities :^)

What you can't see can't hurt you.

>>155740694
By that logic, if you close your eyes when someone shots you, you'll be fine.

>>155740109
Is that supposed to be a downside?

>>155740387
If you caught a bunch of cannibals staring at you and salivating, I doubt you would find it flattering.
Or at least that's how I think women see it.

>>155742373
They are allowed to look and use their imagination. I would take it as a compliment because that would mean I have nothing but loads of lean meat on me.

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>>155740109
I wouldn't have it any other way. Even I'd be masturbating to me, after all.

maybe if they buy me stuff

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>>155742373
>>155742977
>>155740387
>women don't masturbate
>pls

>>155742373
Are women fucking retards?

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>>155742373
I see the food analogies are evolving

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I would agree to become a cute 2D anime girl if I was constantly getting pierced nipples, tortured, gang raped, impregnated, but only if I was invincible and my body reverted back to normal school girl virgin after I gave birth. No aging either.

>>155742373
Yeah nah mate it's a sign you won the genetic lottery and your genes are praiseworthy and people want to make mini-yous because you're so cool. There's no way you can get upset about that.

>>155742373
/a/ can't make analogies for shit. Fucking low IQ retards.

>>155740109
where is the dilemma`?