Nobody Virgin here?

I'm not a virgin anymore.

if nina transformed while you were having sex with her would she crush your dick with her dragon pussy

>>155712402
So fuck off.

>>155712520
>Insecure virgin shouting "Fuck off" in every threads
How does it feel being a ESL?

>>155712424
what happens if she turns into a dragon while being pregnant?

>>155712581
Fuck off normalfag cancer.

>>155712581
>manlet feels the need to post his sex history in every thread
Wow you got laid by a whale, that's very impressive, fuck off

>>155712402
FAVAROOOOO

>>155712354
Nina is a mass murderer fueled by sexual frustration

>>155715450
>learn English
Wow you sure showed him with those hot opinions you ultra fagtron.

>>155715450
You forgot a coma.

>>155713101
She's like a medieval fantasy equivalent to a school shooter

>>155716070
>>155716073
>Virgins defenders
Haha you virgins feel threatened because I invade your safe spot? Pathetic. You can't do shit beside shitposting.

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Shit thread, post virgins

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>>155716195

>>155716145
Once more, you forgot a coma.

Also, I'm not a virgin, but it shouldn't matter here.

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>>155712354
There were two back to back threads that hit the limit. One on the day it aired and one after. The first episode was amazing and easily blew everything else this season out of the water with it's movie quality.

>>155716145
>offended manlet
Haha you manlets get so surprised when your whale gets brought up into any discussion after flaunting your below average social status. So sad! You probably won't learn anything even after shaming yourself to high heaven.

>>155716397
Nice retort, virgin.

Just caught up. When's episode 2?

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>>155712402
>>155716145
>>155716266
>>155716274
I'm glad I'm not the only unvirgin here.

>>155715450
>Wow such retort
>>155716489
>Nice retort
Expand your vocabulary, you shit eating monkey.

>>155716617
Oh wow, it's not "fuck off" anymore. Congratulations! Did you feel better about yourself?

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>Zeus and Satan combined weren't powerful enough to kill Bahamut, only seal him
>some guy with a bit of bahamut's fingernail outright kills him

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>>155712581
>in every threads
>How does it feel being a ESL?

>>155715450
>Wow
>>155716712
>Oh wow
You haven't earned any respect yet, how about jumping down an elevator shaft?

>>155716847
Tough guy on a chink board. How about leave your basement, go outside and try saying that shit to someone?

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>adultery

>>155716912
>w-why don't you come and say that to my face, l-loser!

>>155716978
>Greentext
Come at me, fatty.

>>155712402
>>155712354

Does hand stuff count?

>>155712581
>ESL
How did you make that connection?
>a ESL
the ironing

>>155717006
You can barely open your doritos bag without your mom's assistance let alone win in a physical contest, just shoot yourself already.

>>155712581
You have to go back.

>>155716595
Fucking unvirgin.leave /a/

>>155717168
Nah, you first.

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>>155716595
get out

>>155717220
>n-no you
Pretty shit level defense desu.

/a/ need to get rid of all the nonvirgins.
It's a board for pure adult male.

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>ITT: Normalfags vs Basement dwellers and some spics.

>>155716712
>come to a new funny site
>start blogposting
>get told to fuck off
>get into an autistic argument
>???
>profit

>>155716595
>all these unvirgins openly posting

GET OUT

>>155717259
Then why do you keep replying then? Scared of losing, little man?

>>155717220
What a low energy response, seething with rage yet, manlet-kun?

>>155716743
But he sealed him to another dimension.

>>155717318
Do we have to get out if we lost our virginity to rape?

Just curious.

>>155716595
Why would you blogpost on /a/? It's against the rules.

>>155717374
I don't know, you seem upset enough to replied to my previous post, pig.

>>155717365
Stop giving me reasons to reply by posting shit and being a general retard, you deranged, ego starved midgit.

>>155717461
You know that it goes both ways, right?

>>155716595
Hey you are pretty cute, wanna hangout?

>>155717461
Look who's talking, save face by throwing your computer in a bath tub and throwing yourself along with it.

>>155717627
I'm posting on phone, what are you gonna do about it, fat lard?

>>155717670
Nah I don't have to do anything to make you keep looking like a blithering can of dumb, you do that fine all on your own.

It's just more voltage to add to your miserable, lonely death that will result in absolutely nothing.

Good thread. More proof that normalfags are cancer and ruined /a/.

>>155717890
Whales are pets, not girlfriends. Is your sexual experience as empty as your life?

>>155717918
You browse /pol/ too much, it's unhealthy. Anyway, why are you so persist on replying to me? That's funny, you can stop now, little man.

>>155717977
You crossboard too much you social media outsider filth.
>>155717464
Read words

>>155718211
Look, he's running away to cry in the blubber of his whale, laugh at him.
You're the biggest fucking faggot on the board right now.

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>>155718277
You seem desperate for the (You).
About that anon, I don't think he/she gives a shit about this site.

>>155718211
Finally, now he'll stop replying like a puppet slave.

>>155718453
>About that anon, I don't think he/she gives a shit about this site.
>phoneposer
>unironically types like a literal fag
You don't say?

>>155717420
Only if it was you anus.

>>155717365
>>155717374
>>155717461
>>155717464
>>155717627
>>155717817
>>155717977
>>155717918
>>155718277

The quality of /a/ has gone down the drain, this entire fucking reply chain reeks of underage.

>>155718541
I actually want that person to stay a bit longer. We don't usually have a outside visitor that replying this long to a faggot like you, it was fun to watch.

>>155718711
>look at me replying to all these comments and giving my worthless 2 cents no one asked for I'm so mature!

>>155716595
Are you a grill?

>>155718873
Please lurk for at least some time before embarrassing yourself, reddit-kun.

>>155718954

Have you ever met a girl who wasn't a virgin?

>>155718711
I have to say that mods haven't done a good job when it comes to deleting replies. They only care about bait threads but don't give a shit about all the blogposting, saucshit and shitposting that goes inside some threads. The report button is basically usless.

>>155718988
How about you go pretend to be an oldfag on your homeboard /pol/, cancer yourself.

>>155717219
How long does it take to grow my virginity back?

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>>155716595
>>155712402
>tfw i messed up one time and can never attain wizardry powers

>>155719209
watch animu, get fat, don't leave the house for at least 2 years and you'll be virgin again

>>155712354
>Lets get rid of our two best main characters and then make a sequel

Why do they always do this? The new girl is pretty fun but you might as well just make it an entirely new series if you're gonna get rid of the best characters.

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>>155719303
I lost mine back in my college days, now I feel empty.

>>155719418
Kaisar's story revolved around Favaro and they made up by the end becoming friends again, and Favaro's revolved around Amira who is gone for now anyway.

Plus it's not like they are gone completely. Kaisar is going to be part of the main cast and Favaro is eventually going to appear down the road.

>>155718541
>unironically types like a literal fag
Why do they always fall back on this when they realize their usual stock phrases aren't working?

>>155719765
Do you not realise how retarded you sound right now?

You just said they always fall back on something, making it a stock phrase, but only when all their stock phrases didn't work, so apparently it isn't a stock phrase.

Make up your fucking mind you tryhard faggot.

I was raped by a loli.

Jesus Christ you fucktards, a woman came on here and you all sperg out on her. There's no hope for any of you fags anymore.

>>155719826
Do you not read anything someone writes to purposely start shit?
If you think that's what I meant, quit being a literal retard and go back to /reddit/ you ball of waste.

Why is this thread still up?

Mods, do your job and purge this fucking cancer thread.

>>155720109
Her fault for thinking that mentioning she has a pussy affords her additional rights.

I literally haven't held a conversation with anyone my own age in over 7 years. Now I'm technically an adult and don't know how to make a connection with another human, much less someone of the opposite sex.

So this is the day /a/ will turn a new leaf. Normal people are now welcomed here. It was good knowing you guys.

yeah of course eheh nobody

>>155716595
Marry me please?