How can you possibly stop this mad man from impregnating your waifu?

>>155618115
by publisher being shit

>>155618115
By having a dick bigger than him

my waifu is a girl(male)

>>155618115
By impregnating her first.

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>>155618561
Tough luck small dick he's canon hung like a horse.

>>155619593
A big Japanese dick is an average Western sized dick

>>155620629
His body got reborn by the two strongest dragons so certain improvements are expected

>>155620629
Well you know he can dragonify his dick

>>155618115
A gun

>>155621164
>>155621451
Only furries like dragon dicks, girls would be scared of it and he'd die a virgin

>>155621797
Well that doesn't seem to be the case considering he has 20 kids.

>>155621814
Over twenty kids his kids never gave an exact number.

>>155618115
She'll kill him, I need to do nothing.

>>155621814
Rape is cheating.

>>155622100
But the girls raped him

>>155618115
Waifu would get too bored of the same repetitive shit 13 volumes in and drop it.

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>>155622172
Its more like they stopped all trying to rape him and cockblock each other and took turns.

>>155622282
>took turns
Koneko and Kuroka got pregnant in a threesome.

>>155618115
By destroying his illusions and taking his harem.

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>>155622396
Nice try Touma, but you didn't do so well against the last harem protagonist you fought.

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>>155622396
What illusions motherfucker? He punches shit really hard for a living.

>>155622333
Koneko is only like half a body anon

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>All of that supernatural shit.
>Only solution is to punch it hard enough.

After a while the magic shit just becomes equivalent to energy ball exchanging in DBZ

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>>155622717
>he doesn't know

>>155622100
>She'll kill him, I need to do nothing.
He's already died twice your waifu can't kill him.

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The twink vampire was a mistake

>>155622793
Please do not link that image.

It made Miyama-Zero sick

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>>155622757
Punching shit becomes the best part of the series.

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>>155622860
If something is a problem just punch it.

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>>155622618
Using the same methods he used to tell people that they're not living their life correctly

>>155622469
Well, things didn't really go well for said harem protagonist either.

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Get a female to sleep with him and stab him during.

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>Uses pic related
He's not impregnating anything

>>155623034
Current Touma would just complain about how he doesn't have any busty onee-sans because his harem is a meme. In retrospect him and Issei would get along.

>>155623090
Won't work his harem never leaves his side and if she showed any evil intent she'd get killed by them in a heartbeat. They've done it before.

>>155623249
Pretty sure that anon's waifu is as strong as Issei if not stronger. Been a while since I watched it so I don't remember.

>>155623191
Kamachi loves lolis. That dorm manager onee-san dream of his will never happen.

> him and Issei would get along
True.

>>155623303
> punching things hard
> reprogramming reality

High School Dxd have best waifus for dat dong

Summon Issei for the Grail War.

>>155623987
I don't think he'd last very long.

>>155623388

What if you punch things so hard you literally reprogram reality?

See One Punch Man

>>155624501
He'd win it easy peasy current novel Issei is reaching broken status.

>>155625579
Not really. Ishibumi sucks at detailing power levels, and at most Issei has been proven to be continent level in DxD mode. Any other assumption is Saitama circlejerk tier.

Meanwhile in Grand Order, Goetia is well beyond planet buster.

>>155618115
Impregnate him first.

>>155625644
>Blazing Inferno of Scorching Flames: An ability that was sealed by the God of the Bible which Issei managed to unlock upon using his DxD form for the second time in Volume 21. Issei releases a powerful breath of fire which can incinerate anything, flames that never go out once ignited as they continue to burn even after being reduced to ashes and can probably burn the soul, until nothing remains. The only existence that was known to be immune to the flames was Albion, Ophis and Great Red.

>>155625320
Then you're a comic book character.

>>155625801
That justs proves his point even further.

> incinerate everything, etc...
> there are beings that are immune to it

Ishibumi is just bad at power levels. Mostly because of the amount of influence dragon ball had on him.

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>>155625801
>-Ars Almadel Salomonis: The Time of Birth has Come, He Who Hath At Birth Mastered All
>Floating above each singularity, it is able to able to incinerate the surface of the Earth along with all humans of every era from the dawn of civilization. Their destruction grants Solomon the energy he needs to surpass the magical energy of Gaia and reverse time in such a way that he can completely rewrite the history of Earth and recreate it so that concepts he does not desire, such as the concept of death, do not exist.
>Ars Paulina: The Time of Crowning has Come, He is the One Who Begins All
>Solomon's second Noble Phantasm, a Reality Marble powered by his own incredible Magic Circuits that creates a space outside of time and the universe itself, being a space formed of nothing but imaginary numbers. In this space, death does not count, and anyone can be revived if they perish in this space for as long as there is sufficient magical energy.

>Power level shit
Come on /a/

>>155626108
>shounen
It's to be expected.

>>155625758
This.

>>155618115
H-he respects the union and undying love between a married couple, right?

If he's really a man, he'll probably won't make a move on mine.

>>155625644
>xD
Fuck off.

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>>155626538
He hasn't yet.

>>155618115
No worries since I don't think he will be interested in my waifu.

>>155618115
Why do the fans of this show always get so defensive of Issei? In every thread I visit they are talking about if he has a big dick or if he's the manliest. Why do they feel so threatened?

>>155630268
I don't think he's the greatest MC out there but most of those things were quite literally established in the canon.

>>155630361
Probably the best Harem mc there can possible be imo, unless this glenn guy in rokudenashi turns out to be great.

>>155630439
Harems are generally the lowest tier you can get in terms of writing quality, so yeah, Issei is above average overall I'd say.

>>155630268
his canonically hung and that russtles the jimmies of the typical target audience that self insert into pathetic tiny dick losers that are usually harem anime protagonists

>>155630555
Reminder that TNK made Issei a manlet and cut out him gaining in the anime to compensate for the shitters that are animeonly.

>>155630439
That title goes Kaze no Stigma MC. Hell even Mondaitachi MC was better.

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>>155630648
Mondaiji wasn't a harem.

But he was cool.

>>155630555
Where does this canon about him being hung come from anyway? All I've seen so far is that screenshot someone posted before

Akeno a best

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>>155630830
Kiryuu, the female version of the glasses friend that calculates girls' 3 sizes, calculated that Issei is hung like hell.

And then the meme went further when around volume 14 he started to show off a new ability to dragonify any part of his body, and can later on fully dragonify his whole body. That's where the dragon dick/DxD joke comes from.

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>>155618115

>>155630705
Iirc multiple girls liked him, but yeah it's not focused on love matters.

>>155630960
>xD
Fuck off.

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>>155630991
He's not even the MC of the sequel it seems.

>>155631039
You already posted it once this thread nigger.

>>155631067
But the MC was the best thing about it. The author is retarded.

>>155631155
It could always be a different anon, but you got me.
It's a pretty solid joke either way.

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>>155631156
He's still in it. I think the author is taking the Index approach and using multiple MCs now.

Either way, it's nice to see an author not bend over for the fans and doing what he wants.