I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.
>>155576447
Be careful when eating fish.
Never.
>>155576447
Sakura falls in love with Shiro.
Unable to confess, the wormslut is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when the educated prostitute recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FISH.
>Sakur-Ai! Because, you know, she's Sakura and it's a love story. Get it, get it?
>>155576691
Yeah, like this guy said.
Also I love you all
>>155576447
I would prefer a rice omelette.
>>155576447
I thought I wanted to do it once.
>>155576919
But he did it once.
>>155576919
>>155576928
Stop wasting tuna, it's going extinct.
I am indifferent to it.
Why do fish like worms?Because they’re hooked on them
>>155577221
>tuna
That's salmon you retard.
>>155576447
You there is a Simpsons version of this that you can find on /co/
悔しい
>>155576691
>>155576727
>>155576858
>>155578528
good work, my friend.
>>155578393
>Simpsons version
What?
No Rick and Morty version?!
>>155578393
>Checks pic directory for "Homer"
Well shit
I really like it
>>155576727
I'll go back to hating it today.
Hate hate hate
>>155578932
>>155578976
>>155578528
>>155576727
>>155578955
Umi Sonoda is cute.
>>155579086
Fish be good eating!
>>155578932
I prefer hambugers
>>155579105
You have-
oh..
>>155579371
A few drinks and a movie...
Yup, My life's kinda sweet
Thanks doc.
>>155579570
Double the memes, double the fun!
>>155576447
i've already liked it so long that it looped back around and i hate it again
>>155580164
if there was a single thread where each and everyone said he liked it, would it end?
There's quite a lot of me in these threads now.
>>155579025
That one's my favorite.
>>155580288
>Ars Almadel Salmonis
>>155580249
yeah, isn't it funny? where do all these me's come from?
>>155580249
Are you the original Ohana poster? How long have you been here for, if I may ask?
Where am I?
What happened?
WHO ARE YOU!?!?!
>>155580495
Ars Almadel Salmonis: Behind the Scenes
>>155580757
Not long enough to like it, I guess.
I still consider myself quite new here.
>>155581277
>>155580246
We almost had that, then there was a twist.
>>155582525
tell me more.
>>155576447
I am the fin of my fish.
>>155580246
>>155582525
>>155582563
It'll never happen
The fish is self loathing
>>155582626
>>155582563
It will never stop.
I can't help but like it
I'm sorry