Would you?
Hold on, what's the catch?
>>155569794
SATAN GUIDE MY COCK!
>>155569794
>>155569805
The catch is that girl on the picture is confirmed to be an actual retard, so she doesn't know how to wipe her butt.
I want to wear that ass on my face.
Those are indeed my glasses.
No.
I'm gay.
>>155569892
Seriously? There goes my boner.
>>155569794
i wanna spank her ass
>>155569794
Please, god, let me meet her.
>>155569794
The same way I don't stick in crazy is also valid for retards, so no.
>>155569794
I don't fuck retards sorry
Since you fan fuck a normal girl retarded, if you fuck a retarded get retarded would that just make her smart?
>>155573057
I dunno anon, why don't you get fucked and let us know?
Don't stick your dick in baka.
>>155573057
Yes anon, yes.
>>155573057
I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
Aqua is the only girl whose personality makes her totally unfuckable despite having a great body.
>>155569794
Totally, although I fear not even a thorough spanking will be enough to educate her.
>>155573057
Why is everyone in Dagashi Kashi crosseyed?
>>155574481
You are just gay.
>>155569794
Nope, Darkness a best.
>>155573057
Certain types, yeah. But you need to be a archwizard with a high level of use magic device skill. It doesn't come without a cost, though. You forsake your wizardry by doing so but as long as your will is strong you can resist the negative experience hit and be able to maintain some of your powers.
it's very uncommon for wizards of that caliber to throw away their potential for this, though. The power of the D is capable of anything.
>>155569892
>implying she doesn't just purify her asshole
>>155573057
You sound retarded.
>>155573057
me no unnerstan
>>155569825
Ehhhh... MY MAN.
>>155569805
99% chance to get her pregnant and have to raise retarded babies with her
>>155573057
>Since you fan fuck a normal girl retarded, if you fuck a retarded get retarded would that just make her smart?
>>155569794
Pick a time and im ready to go.
>>155573057
kek
>>155573057
by logic it would make sense
>>155573057
>>155574716
What the fuck is up with her arm length
stop being mean
>>155569794
I would stick my thumb up there.
>>155570271
WTF is the wapanese name for that? Shimakini? Shimizugi? I need to know!
>>155574078
FRBR
>>155569794
Would I what?
>>155569805
STDs
I cant wait for this anime to be forgotten. Its going to be a good day.
>>155569892
You're implying that a goddess of water doesn't keep her ass sparkly clean.
That's why she wears no panties, because it's so clean.
>>155569824mfw I said Aqua
I didn't want to be the odd one out
>>155569794
I don't get the appeal of asses. They're full of poop and smell like a mixture of shit and sweat. This rings true even for clean asses unless the girl in question uses an anal douche, which a minority of people do for obvious reasons.
>>155579762
>I don't get the appeal of asses
>>155569794
>>155579762
Spotted the faggot, anyway, why wouldn't you want to stick your dick in the ass? for me atleast its not about the hole, its about the face the girl puts when you stick it in, and the moaning, and if the hole is smaller, more moaning, and who cares about the shit really, you will have to stick your dick in a hole that smell like piss mixed with blood and way more disgusting things if you want to have kids
>>155580891
>Calling someone a faggot for not wanting to fuck an ass
Oi I'm laffin
>you will have to stick your dick in a hole that smell like piss mixed with blood and way more disgusting things if you want to have kids
Which is why the mouth is the only acceptable place to stick your dick.
>>155581054
This is hilarious
>>155569794
I would hatefuck the shit out of her.
Delet this thread. Aqua is too pure to be lewded.
>>155580891
Sex is disgusting.
>>155582953
Genitals are gross too. If it weren't for the fact that they expell waste, we'd be better off without them.
post rare aquas
>>155569794
Would I pass her around with my buds and then blame the result on Scumzuma? Definitely
>>155573057
>>155569794
Of course. Aqua-sama is my favourite Konosuba.
>>155579762
You might be right about that when we are talking about 3d girls, but 2d girls just have this pure feeling about then, and that includes their pooper.
>>155585639
And if is Aqua is even more pure!
>>155585676
Aqua comes out as a bitch to Kazuma, dont you think as a weeb that identifies with kazuma, she would treat you the same way? You are way to gullible.
>>155573057
It's a game like world so if her intellect drops to zero she would die.
>>155585944
>she would treat you the same way?
So she'll let me sleep next to her?
No way fag
>>155574595
too much candy/coffee
>>155588542
>having a 11/10 cute goddess in front of you offering her ass.
>no way fag
say, you're a queer aren't you?
>>155589389
He's obviously a pedophile.
>>155573057
So how's recovering from that stroke coming along anon?
>>155579762
I've always been an ass man, and wouldn't mind trying butt sex.
I don't get people who like to eat out asses though.
>>155573057
>>155589389
you're a newfag aren't you?
>>155573057
REALLY makes me think
An intellectually stimulating thread indeed.
>>155569825
Your cock should fuse with a demon so you can save the earth trust me
>>155569892
Anime girls don't poop neither piss
>>155589472
Even pedophiles are fine with a good ass to fuck unless they're fags
>>155589985
maybe, How upset are you about this?
>>155569794sniff sniff
>>155590324
Is your father dead?
>>155569794
What the fuck? Those proportions are awful. I'm appalled that you could even save that pic.
>>155573057
What did he mean by this?
>>155591263
Konosuba fan"art" is literally garbage, DEEN's art is also garbage, the only with relative "good" art is the LN, but is generic as fuck.
>>155592254
Megumin has some nice art since all the best artists flock to her. Can't say the same about the others, which is a shame.
>>155592427
it's proportionally. It's true that Megumin has a lot of art but also have a lot of shitty art.
>>155569794
isn't going commando really unhealthy?
>>155569805
oh you're gonna catch a lot of things
>>155593127
Normal humans, maybe.
A goddess with purify aura, no
>>155569805
aids
>>155594618
Stop bumping the thread damegami
>>155573057
>fuck a retarded get retarded
>makes you smart
Where do you even come up with this?
>>155569794
YES
>>155569794
Fuck off succubus, trying to force me to class change from wizard. I have been this spec for 5 years now...not even a goddess is changing me.
>>155573057
So Guts should mindbreak Casca to make her sane again. That's make sense.
>>155596222
And if you fuck Guts in the ass again he can become a normal guy.
>>155589719
>I don't get people who like to eat out asses though.
Well, if cleaned properly it's just another fun hole for you to tongue, poke and fuck arround.
>nice body
>motherly
>powerful
>talented
>funny
>share your hobbies
>is fine if you're a pervert
>no manipulative
>not jealous bulshit
>really strong
>can heal you
>can revive you
Why is she so perfect?
>>155597868
Truly the bestest
>>155597868
>he bumped it again
>>155597868
She just is
>>155569794
Yes I would bully
>>155598013
this >>155594676 was my last bumping, though.
Do you have a problem with that?
>>155598200
No I love it!
Aqua-sama is the cutest!
Hrm, made me think
>>155596291
only if you are a nigger
>>155597868
>yes
>no
>depends
>no
>depends
>no
>no
>no
>don't know
>depends
>yes
>yes
please, don't tell any lies
>>155569892
pretty sure she bidets her ass with nature's beauty
>>155598260
What did it make you think?
>>155598732
The proportions are horrible, this drawing is an abomination.
>>155598260
I don't understand what any of these fucking lines are supposed to mean
>>155598745
news at 11
I would strip her naked and discard Aqua.
Then put her outfit on best girl Darkness and repeatedly impregnate her.
>>155599013
Such a shame that Darkness doesn't have a blonde bush.
>>155598657
Read the LN.
-She is a good mother.
-She is talented enough to draw, paint or even build.
-She likes video games, manga and other "otaku" things.
-She knew Kazuma was taking panty showers and kept the secret also allowed him to do weird things with darkess's panties while she was locked in the bathroom.
-She is not megumin.
>>155569794
Axis Cult is a religion of piece.
>>155573057
There's a Megumin thread and an Aqua thread.
Will Red and Blue ever know peace?
>>155569933
what about now faggoo?
>>155590366
This. She's also a goddess.
If she was real her butt would be pitch black from never wiping but she's the good kind of idiot. The kind of idiot you can fuck until you get tired of and ditch without worries.
>>155573057
I lost intelligence by reading this
>>155592254
DEEN's art might be shit but it's animation is fucking top tier and that's what matters here
>>155573057
include me in screencap
>>155586071
If it's a game world then just reduce her INT below zero. It's an unsigned integer, so it starts counting back from the maximum possible value it can hold.
Fuck her until her int is 1, then fuck her extra hard to hit that -2, then stop.
>>155585944
Literal goddess that sleeps with me and resurrects me from the dead, repeatedly? #FantasyWorldProblems
>>155600733
The animation is fantastic, and the art is easily better than the LN art.
>>155569794
only if her anus smells like blessed soap
>start off with Megumin as my waifu
>as time goes on, start liking Aqua more and more
>becomes unanimous best-girl by season 2
How does this happen?
>>155577882
sarong
>>155601920
Sometimes, you aren't born with latent, natural shit-taste. Sometimes, you have to work real hard at acquiring it.
>>155573057
>>155573057
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>155602434
just cuz u can’t comrepehdnable the situational understand in to they of those that spoked to the point in understandable them and then comprehend what their said to them and until then dont spoke
>>155590366
Megumin disagrees.
Nope, I'd rather do Darkness.
>>155573057
>>155573057
huh?
>>155597868
Aqua is manipulative, she just sucks hard at it.
Everything else is pretty spot on.
>>155573057
>>155569794
I'd let my horse fuck it. That's why she's in the barn to begin with right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaC43ApbRw8
>>155602696
Good taste my nigga, the cutest and sexiest.I want to impregnate Lalatina
>>155573057
>>155594618
POOL'S CLOSED
>>155602624
Megumeme is an impure slut
>>155573057
>>155570219
something something bend her over and fuck her
>>155570219
Megumin sure has a nice butt despite being such a loli.
>>155569794
I sincerely hope this catches on.
>>155569794
Would she enjoy anilingus?
>>155585639
My man!
That's exactly what I was going to say
>>155569794
What if Aqua doesn't have genitals or an asshole?
Like a barbie doll
>>155602434
>>155573057
>>155589389
kys
>>155573057
Are you an alien?