Why is Boruto such a prick towards his dad?
Because Naruto talked sanctimonious bullcrap about how HIS father was such a shitter when Minato had to sacrifice himself to save the whole village meanwhile 20 years later Naruto is alive and well and flatout ignores his wife and children well into their childhoods
>>155553008
>flatout ignores his wife and children well into their childhoods
Dude, he's the Hokage. Give him some slack.
At least he sends some clones to talk to them.
>>155552794
I don't think this thread is necessary. We've already discussed all there is to with this week's episode.
>>155553008
>implying if your wife became as ugly as Hinata you wouldn't do the same
>>155553008
>and flatout ignores his wife and children well into their childhoods
That's the Japanese way
>>155552794
Why is Anko fat?
Why is Anko so fat?
>>155553471
It was written that way because Kishimoto feels guilty that he spent so much time working and missed a chunk of his kids childhoods.
>>155553496
>>155553530
Having children does that to you.
>>155553561
how many did she eat?
>>155553530
>>155553537
>>155553561
Imagine if Choji got with fucking Anko of all people
>>155552794
What will saradas mongekyo be
>>155553091
>Give him some slack.
Why? Being the Hokage means he's the guy who makes all the decisions, he doesn't have to do anything until he wants to do it.
>>155553530
Anko was introduced eating candy, and uses candy sticks as weapons.
she ate a lot of candy man. Its reasonable.
>>155553751
She can make men cum instantly just by looking at them wich will give her an advantage in close combat.
>>155553861
>tfw she tsukiyomis you into thinking you had 48 hours of sex in an instant
Childhood is saying Kakashi should've stayed single.
Adulthood is realizing Anko was perfect wife material for him.
>>155553905
2006 called and provided a more likely conclusion. Though in retrospect now the imagery is a bit off.
So we can all agree she isn't gonna be relevant is she? I mean the fact that she an anime original just screams irrelevant
>>155554591
Looks like a cherry blossom
>>155553787
>>155554523
???
Can someone explain?
>>155554828
???
>>155554701
Considering the anime is getting 4-5 times the consistent exposure being a weekly series compared to the monthly manga, the anime will probably be considered more widely as the official storyline so anime original characters could end up being full time side characters. Wouldn't be surprised if they can become as popular as the mains depending on their focus, and lit's entirely likely they could end up in the manga later anyway. There are at least seven characters that appeared in the Naruto animated series or movies first then ended up in the manga later as a precedent.
>>155555024
Could very well be so since the main writer of the anime is also the author of the manga.
>>155554701
>>155555024
She has a much bigger chance of a prominent role than those 2 lesbians and the goth girl in the crowd with her.
>>155555024
>There are at least seven characters that appeared in the Naruto animated series or movies first then ended up in the manga later as a precedent.
Which ones?
>>155555336
I only remember this guy.
>>155555987
who's the father?
>>155555336
Raiga from a filler arc in the original series that was one of the former Seven Swordsmen, Matsuri and Yukata who were Gaara's fangirls from Hidden Sand, and four higher level ninja that ended up being Edo Tensei by Kabuto with some episodic focus for each of them in the the 4th ninja war arc that were first shown in the Shippuden Movie 3: Will of Fire as sacrifices for the big bad's evil plot, Pakura, Chukichi, Gari and Toroi. Can't recall if Sakura's parents ever ended up on any manga pages but pretty sure they haven't, and there are probably a couple others as well.
>>155556651
Dango.
>>155553905
No, adulthood is realisingYamatowas perfect wife material for him.
>>155553008
>Naruto talked sanctimonious bullcrap about how HIS father was such a shitter when Minato had to sacrifice himself to save the whole villag
no he didnt. naruto didnt even know WHO his parents were his thing was that he was alone growing up and knew what it felt like in that loneliness.
>>155553593
you sir are a card.
What the fuck is wrong with all their faces?
>>155558658
>>155552794
He's an entitled brat, who feels abandoned by his father. He doesn't understand how hard Naruto works, or had to work to get to where he is.
Boruto is literally the same as Naruto when he was young. And i love the surprised look on his face when they crash the train into his face on the mountain.
>>155555336 Raiga was a plot filler, I only wonder how Ranmaru was doing when they left, she did have a power to bring the dead back to life.
>>155559808
Settled down in a curry shop. He probably was not impacted by the war or any shit beyond Infinite Tsukoyomi.
>>155553091
Situation was reversed and the original manga was about Minato and the sequel story was Naruto, you'd be saying "What's with his shit ass son, pulling pranks instead of respecting his father and appreciating him all the time. Son is such a butthole compared to his amazing dad" about Naruto.
Boruto is a series that means different things to people in different age groups.
Movie shows that they're both fuck ups who can't relate to each other very well, and both keep messing up even if they mean well at times. Can't be helped, relationships with parents are complicated. Ironically Naruto doesn't understand much about being a dad, sometimes he retreats into doing paper work since its easier to handle.
>>155560504
Yeah, but it would have been interesting if he developed into a shinobi, with what im guessing a kekkei genkai. But really the episodes were pretty random to get back to tracking Sauske.
>>155560575
>Yeah, but it would have been interesting if he developed into a shinobi
Doubt it. You don't just become a ninja on the fly. You have to go through the proper channels.
>>155553763
I'm sure the world stands still until he does.
Fucking idiot
The THINGS I'd do to Anko. Fuck.
>>155560682
Good job Filtering through people's autism.
>fat Anko
>>155560764
Expansion Jitsu
Never watched any Naruto, started this because of that girl with a ribbon. What am I in for?
>>155560898
As far as we know she's just an irrelevant background character created for the anime. She wasn't in the movie or manga.
There was literally no reason why Naruto couldn't have left a clone in his office for a couple of hours or made clones to help him sign paperwork for a bit aside from shitty writing and forced drama. We see his clones running around and doing a bunch of other inane bullshit while he's cooped up in the office. Even Shikamaru points out that he's working himself too hard for no reason and should take a break every now and then.
Yeah he's the Hokage and yeah he needs to be serious about his duties, but from what we've seen so far most of the work he's been doing isn't anything that couldn't be expedited or urgently needed to be completed right that second. He also has a lot less on his plate to deal with than the prior Hokages did as well since everything so far has been shown to be relatively peaceful.
Don't even give that bull about "but someone could attack konoha at any moment and he NEEDS to be in his office to prevent it!". That's literally what every other ninja is in the village for.
I see what Kishi was going for but trying to portray Naruto as a typical overworked Japanese business man just doesn't work given the setting and stuff he's shown to be perfectly capable of.
>>155561168
> There was literally no reason why Naruto couldn't have left a clone in his office for a couple of hours or made clones to help him sign paperwork for a bit aside from shitty writing and forced drama.
There is no shortcuts to being Hokage, this is what Naruto thinks.
>>155552794
kids are just assholes
>>155560764
It's Kishimoto's new fetish.
>>155561430
>new
There was fat fetish stuff all over Naruto.
>>155561309
>Using clones to help cut down on training time so I can get stronger faster to protect my friends and loved ones? Completely logical and okay!
>Using clones to help me sign some paperwork faster so I can spend a little more time with the family I fought so hard for and we're not in any imminent danger at the moment? That's fucking cheating, I can't do that!
It doesn't make Naruto look mature or adult. It just makes him look like a stupid asshole.
>>155552794
why is naruto an Uzumaki if his father was Namikaze?
>>155559432
So goood!
>>155561602
something about protecting naruto from minatos enemies or something like that iirc, which was fucking dumb because didnt everyone know kushina was his wife?
>>155561602
They didn't want people to know Naruto was related to Minato so people wouldn't try to come after him.
Which is dumb because it wasn't a secret that Minato had a wife that was an Uzumaki. And even if somehow they managed to tell people they never had a child, anyone with half a brain would make the logical assumption that if there was even a slight possibility that Naruto was his son that would be reason enough to try and kill him if his enemies were really serious about it.
>>155561760
>>155561602
>why is naruto an Uzumaki if his father was Namikaze?
Because Kushina came from a clan, Minato didn't. In jap culture when folks marry, the one who's surname is more important takes precedence. Why Naruto is an Uzumaki is a given. The real question is why didn't Minato change his name when he married Kushina.
Unless Minato and Kushina didn't marry.
>>155553008
>20 years later Naruto is alive and well and flatout ignores his wife and children well into their childhoods
Nice fanfic.
This whole premise of Naruto not having time is bullshit.
First, he is a master of Kage Bunshin technique, allowing him to summon a dozen of clones that can survive a Kage level battle. Or thousand of one hit fodders. Even if he can continuously maintain only five clones at the same time, it means he can do several times more work than some mere mortal. If Kakashi was able to do his job, then Mr. One Man Army should have no idea what to do with his free time.
Second, he doesn't govern over some fuckhuge empire, it's just one village. For fuck's sake, how many things can there be to do? We don't see mayors needing a platoon of clones to do their job.
Third and the most important - not even absolute monarchs do everything alone. It's only natural to have some aids, gophers, advisors, ministers etc. that take care of mundane tasks, supervise execution of orders and make less critical decisions.
In other words, Naruto has to be absolutely abysmal at being Hokage, because there is no way he would be so busy with a proper government structure and resource management. But that's what you get when the most important criterion for administrative job is how many mountains you can blow up with your kamehameha. Maybe it made some sense in Madara's times, when shinobi were a bunch of warmongers and murderhobos, but now? Just give Naruto a Village Champion title or something.
>>155563303
>Third and the most important - not even absolute monarchs do everything alone. It's only natural to have some aids
Shikamaru flat out tells him this but he's all "no hurr durr I must be super hokage and do everything alone".
There's no reason for him to be working as hard as he is. Naruto is just a stubborn asshole.
>>155560554
This.
>>155560732
The thing I would do to Anko is force her to diet and lose the weight.
>>155560554
>the original manga was about Minato
We need a Minato War Gaiden about him slaughtering thousands of mooks and banging Kushina.
>>155552794
I wonder what Boruto would be like if he was a girl, though I think the hate for him would be amplified in that case
>>155563630
>not keeping her pampered and buying her sweets
>>155563731
>implying it wouldn't be /a/'s favorite series
>>155563303
Bro Naruto can make so many clones he literally fought on all the battlefields in the war that's how much Chakra he has and he's stronger than he was before so he should have no trouble doing the same here
>>155552794
Because Boruto is Naruto 2.0 and Naruto was a prick to the Third and Fifth so Boruto is going to be the same since he's a clone of his father.
>>155563303
Naruto paper work is just another example of forced drama in the series when there's literally no reason he should be having this much paper work or not finishing it in a millisecond since he's the fastest human being in the world
>>155563751
>Impyling there won't be dozens of threads on how the sjws infected Japan and that the previous series was a comfy masterpiece that the new one ruined
>>155563731
Every thread would be about shipping Bort with Naruto and spinning her frustration towards him as her secretly wanting to fuck her dad.
What are the battles like?
She give you that look.
What you do?
>>155564001
Fatty.
>>155563303
>This whole premise of Naruto not having time is bullshit.
World's at peace. Everything is dope.
Leaf village gets hyper developed during his "rule".
There are even fucking skyscrapers built.
You are bullshit.
>>155554794
pottery
Not even Shippuden had a permanent thread like the one you're trying to force, faggots.
>>155564051
But the technological revolution was kakashi's work
>>155564051
>Leaf village gets hyper developed during his "rule".
There are even fucking skyscrapers built.
Realistically all of that would have happened during Kakashi's term.
The fact of the matter is the only "important" things we've seen Naruto do so far is order headbands for the Academy graduation and attend some meetings here and there.
>>155564107
>>155564121
My bad. Remembered that Nardo got Kage'd just recently.
Well forced drama it is then.
>>155562255
They probably don't have the chance to marry.
>Minato died together with Kushina
>Kushina is pregnant while the war was on going
>>155564121
>The fact of the matter is the only "important" things we've seen Naruto do so far is order headbands for the Academy graduation and attend some meetings here and there.
In episode one we see he has a desk stacked to falling with paperwork, where does it all come from?
>>155564029
>>155564152
>Space ninjas soon.
>Boruto spouts muh story
>Proceeds to do the same thing as before
>Eye hax in the first episode when people had to wait till the end of the Zabuza arc for Sasuke to get his sharingan
>power creep with Boruto and the next generation doing techniques that took their parents years to learn
>Adult Boruto looks retarded
>Most of the kids are clones of their parents with most of their personalities being a combination of their parents but with a twist
>Even more team 7 parallels as if we didn't have enough in the previous series
>Momo spouts to Boruto that he can't be an ordinary person because he killed a god forgetting the fact that he's a descendent of those gods so he was never a ordinary person and that they're not actually gods but bunny aliens
>Boruto spams rasengan as if he's not enough of a Naruto clone
>Salad's new design just what the hell was he thinking when he made that
>Ninja trading cards
This series seems worse than before and that's a fucking accomplishment.
>>155552794
Naruto gave him too much love as a child compared to his own orphan childhood, made the little brat spoiled and bitchy when his dad had to actually do his job.
>>155564178
That was for the Academy entrance.
>>155560764
What jujitsu is Suigetsu using in that image?
>>155564193
B-But muh first episode
>>155552794
Imagine being Shino and having to teach all your friend's spoiled, shitty brats
What a nightmare
>>155564178
First and foremost, he shouldn't even see those papers except for really important stuff.
>>155560554
When you mention Naruto's parental situation, you shouldn't be blaming Naruto or Minato or Kushina.
All of them did the best they could given the circumstances they were in.
You know who's really to blame for all this shit?
The Third Fucking Hokage.
Holy shit, what a fucking retarded asshole. You've got the most important orphan baby in the world on your hands and you do fucking what with him? Find a loving home for him? Or barring that, at least hire someone to be his legal guardian/supervisor because he's kind of a huge security risk?
Haha no, fuck that shit. Let the brat literally live all alone with minimal adult supervision to the point where the most active adult in his life was his goddamn schoolteacher. What the fuck? The more I think about Naruto's home situation the less it makes sense even if for a regular orphan, let alone the son of the previous Hokage with a WMD sealed inside him. Was he in an orphanage? If so, why the fuck did it never come up? Go look at the other orphan in the series (Kabuto) and look at how much HE went on about his orphanage in his backstory. And what kind of orphanage lets the kids live alone at the age of 12? Obviously it wasn't an issue of resources or money since they gave him his own fucking flat. You have money to give the kid his own apartment but not enough to hire a babysitter?
I really don't fucking know anymore. None of this makes sense. The only thing that's certain is that the third Hokage is an asshole.
>>155564264
Thank fuck for Iruka I guess.
>>155564264
Oh, and I forgot the most important bit.
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T NARUTO KNOW WHO HIS PARENTS WERE? Was it classified information? Why? Everybody and their mother knew he had the big fat fox sealed in him and his lineage kind of seems lower on the scale of "things to keep top secret" than that.
Hell, they gave him his mother's goddamn surname and there were like less than a dozen Uzumaki in the village probably, let alone mothers of child bearing age, and she was a local celebrity. Literally anyone could've figured out who his mother was aside from the poor sap himself because nobody would tell him anything.
>>155564264
>When you mention Naruto's parental situation, you shouldn't be blaming Naruto or Minato or Kushina
>or Minato
>Minato
The guy killed himself rather than deal with being a single father.
>>155564193
>Ninja trading cards
Yeah that was kinda retarded and don't forget
>Robbers who could be handled by genins manage to somehow steal from a bank located in a ninja village filled with chuunin level ninjas and a Kage with so many clones he could fight an entire war by himself
How did they manage to do that?
>>155564364
>Minato please, you must live on and raise Naruto
>oh shit I'm sorry Kushina I kind of already started killing myself
>what the fuck
>>155564341
Remember how Kakashi knew a d he never said squat to Naruto? Messed up.
>>155564341
Official reason, Minato had many enemies who might target Naruto if they knew he was his son.
Real reason plot convenience to keep his heritage a mysterykekand to keep his past tragic.
>>155564336
He was the true hero of the village
>>155564367
The robbers are fucking ninja too.
>>155552794
Even Shino is surprised!
>>155564416
Who were beaten by a bunch of genins so how did they manage to get by the barrier and steal right under the nose of a ninja god
>>155564391
Minato is the ultimate waifufag he would rather die with his waifu then keep on living to raise his newborn son.
>>155564448
Those genins weren't the run-of-the-mill types and it's not Naruto's job to be village police.
>>155564367
To be fair those genins are the literal children of gods except for Mikki who is a manmade god created by the greatest mind of ninja history.
>>155564336
>Naruto probably surpassed Iruka in part 1
>Only kept growing from there
>Still thinks of him as his most important person
This feels, man.
>>155564479
Sure but none of them were Jonin level and it didn't take much effort for them to beat those guys so again how did they sneak by the dozens of ninjas there and get by the barrier when even pain couldn't go undetected to the village
>>155564533
>Iruka spends his life in a dead end job as a Chuunin despite being the person in the story who did the most important thing of anyone in loving the unlovable orphan
>>155564401
I imagine the list of people that would target the host of the Nine Tails is much, much longer than the list of people that would target the son of the Fourth Hokage.
And yet the former was an open secret while the latter was ultra confidential no tattle taling super secret info?
What kind of messed up priorities are these?
>>155564564
Honestly, how does the barrier work again? Can't they just walk through the entrance among the normal people? They just would need to conceal their weapons and headband.
>>155564565
I sometimes wonder how he even became a chunin considering how brutal those exams were.
>>155564625
Probably had good teammates. People probably wondered how the fuck Ten-Ten became a Chuunin too
>>155552794
what the FUCK happened to Anko?????
>>155564652
She was fooled into the thicc
>>155564652
too many sweets
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yuuupp. That's me, with a double edgy scar, standing on sculpture of my dad's face. I bet you're wondering how I ended up crossing swords with this tattooed deviant.
Well let me take you back to where my story began, one thousand filler episodes ago.
Bravo Kishi
>>155564686
100% chance of it being the fault of an Uchiha
When?
>>155564686
It kind of bothers me how timeskip Boruto looks even more like a clone of Naruto than he already was as a kid.
At least give him a more unique hairstyle, geez. Given who his teacher is he could've at least gotten Sasuke's duck hair.
>>155564716
Pretty sure Boruto's powerup will be the curse mark we see in the prologue and his magic eye. There's no reason for him to get tailed beast chakra.
>>155564820
There's no reason for an eye technique to create a giant magic skeleton that makes the user invincible either. Naruto does not work on logic.
>>155564264
Don't forget Jiraiya. He was Naruto's godfather, and yet he abandoned him for most of his life, that is a really really dick move.
>>155564759
Having the series star Naruto's kid was a mistake.
They either should've given it to someone else like maybe a new kid or had the series be set in another village.
>>155564856
We all know it's eventually going to be about Sarada just like Naruto was 90% about Sasuke. Just enjoy the ride.
>>155564846
To be fair, he was so depressed and no one told him that the son he was to be the godfather of was the same as the kid that got the Nine Tails sealed into him. As far as he knew due to the Third trying to hide Naruto's identity, the kid died with the parents.
He actually felt absolutely horrible about it when he realized later on, didn't he?
>>155564846
Really Kishi kinda fucked up with Naruto's childhood and retconed it to the point where it doesn't make a whole lot of sense
He's supposed to be an orphan who didn't have any friends til Sasuke but then he did with Kiba and Shikmaru.
He doesn't have any relatives except that he did with his godfather Jiraya and Kakashi who should basically be like his big brother.
>>155564846
To be fair Jiraiya was kind of a super important high ranking ninja. So he would kind of be a poor choice as a foster father.
>>155563887
This.
>>155564264
Naruto is notorious for making no sense at all.
Like everything Obito did.
Why the hell did he even tell everyone about his keikaku? He pretty much united kage, gave them prep time and made them hide remaining beasts. When he had an entire army of underlings that were shitty at direct combat, but great at sneaky stuff.
Why did he even bother with Akatsuki? Paired with Nagato, he would be able to appear out of thin air, shitstomp the target and disappear before anyone realizes what the fuck happened. All without a conspicuous organization with conspicuous uniforms.
Why didn't he catch Naruto when he was weak and unguarded?
Why did he even bother with Sasuke after he lost his eyesight? Apparently he never even planned to use him in the war, so why give this backstabbing lunatic new eyes and risk that his mental instability will ruin his schemes?
Why the fuck did he use Kurama to assault the village?
The entire plot looks as if Kishimoto came up with some new ideas, like "character X does Y", but couldn't be arsed to properly justify WHY character X would do Y.
>>155564341
I had always wondered about this, especially since I was predicting he was the son of the Fourth Hokage from the first goddamn episode. It's such an obvious plot twist that it's an untwist, but it was also probably written in mind ages before the reveal of who Kushina even was and Kishimoto didn't even attempt to rectify it to make sense.
>>155564199
Naruto probably made all kinds of unrealistic promises to Bort before he became Hokage.
>>155564934
The 4th was much stronger than Jiraiya. Jiraiya was a bitch compared to the 4th and should have known his place. But it's like >>155564927 said, Narutos history makes zero sense because he's supposed to be a no name orphan. When he actually turned out to be the super important son of the 4th Hokage with the ninja equivalent of a nuclear weapon embedded in his body his past stops making any kind of sense.
>>155564971
>>155564257
At least he's not being ignored by everyone anymore.
>>155564925
How retarded would Jiraiya have to be not to instantly make the connection upon laying eyes on him?
Gee this kid kinda looks like Minato and his LAST NAME IS FUCKING UZUMAKI. AND HE HAS THE DEMON FOX SEALED IN HIM. HE'S ALSO TWELVE YEARS OLD.
OH GEE I WONDER WHO HE COULD BE? Oh but the Third told me the child of Minato died along with them twelve years ago? Gosh, must be just a coincidence then.
>>155559432
so are we just gonna pretend this is ok?
wait Shino ain't still a chunin right?
>>155564951
Wait.
Jesus Christ.
Obito could've literally waltzed over to baby Naruto and picked him up because Minato conveniently chose to kill himself in a secluded spot where nobody could guard their baby after both parents kicked the bucket.
So.
Why the fuck didn't he? He wasn't injured that badly.
>>155565003
And his name is Naruto, which in a flashback shortly before Jiraya dies, he explicitly was told outright by Minato when Kushina was late into pregnancy. But if we go by how Jiraya was written, he didn't catch onto the name of a character in his own fucking books much less Minato's child until the name was written into a sealing scroll, and even worse because he didn't really act on it for a while still.
Like I said in >>155564964 it's really goddamn obvious the plot was improvised as things went along with some revelations and twists, because with later hindsight in mind, nothing early series makes sense.
>>155565051
Wasn't Obito's Zetsu parts falling off after being struck by Minto's rasengan?
>>155565051
Because Naruto is bad and you're starting to pick up on why. We could pick at plot holes all day long because the story is garbage and completely neglects any realistic motivation for the characters. Everyone in Naruto does what they do because the plot demands it, that's it. It's completely artificial and stark and once you realize that things only happen to create battle scenes then it completely loses it's appeal
>>155559432
>Such Hokage much surprising
>Doesn't even jutsu that shit
>Lets it land because fuck why not
>Obviously breaking some international treaty by using a jutsu to stop a runaway trolley.
Naruto was a mistake. Bring back a real Ninja.
>>155552794
Why the name is like a kind of mexican food?
>>155565051
cuz Obito got btfo by Minato?
>>155565112
Honestly, this is why the side characters shine when they have a spotlight. Since they're not directly tied to the clusterfuck of a main plot, they only react to the shit that's happening to / around them, which makes their reactions and circumstances a lot more reasonable.
It's everything involving the main plot that is a fucking dumpster fire because Kishimoto didn't plan for consistency.
>>155564264
When you think about it real hard the Third was the biggest piece of shit in the entire series. Let the Uchihas get slaughtered, authorized children to be sent to the front lines, allowed their walking WMD to be treated like garbage by the entire village, and let Danzo do all sorts of nefarious shit.
>>155565161
>Let the Uchihas get slaughtered
Literally nothing wrong with this
>>155564686
>edgy random kid can kill hokage naruto
this is some top tier garbage
>>155564367
>Yeah that was kinda retarded
Just wait until it's revealed thatKabuto was the one who invented them using his Ninja Info Cards
There is literally absolutely no reason at all Naruto couldn't have a clone following Boruto around 24/7.
Literally none.
He sends them out to escort old ladies across the street for god's sake. Boruto is right to be pissed when his father values him less than doing grunt work for the villagers.
>>155564951
>>155565051
Obito has shown the ability to warp anywhere in the world almost instantly using kamui, he can also travel underground.
He could have at-any-time teleported to Naruto in his house or while he was on a mission and grab him.
The reason he didn't was because of PIS.
>>155559444
>A kid understanding hard work
He has a misconception of what work and protection means.
He already admit to the fact that if Naruto was "fighting" physically to defend the village he would come to terms with it. Yet because it's just paperwork he thinks his father is a piece of trash. Though its amazing that no modern advancements aren't being credited towards Naruto diplomacy which would be of major help.
Sadly the one at fault is Hinata for being such a bad mother and being unable to teach that shitstain discipline and responsibility.
>>155564391
To be fair, she waited until after he'd already summoned Shinigami before telling him that
>>155565214
>Sadly the one at fault is Hinata for being such a bad mother and being unable to teach that shitstain discipline and responsibility.
Female characters don't do anything in this series you should know that by now. Blaming Hinata is unfair because her role in the story ended the moment she married Naruto. Now she exists to make his bed and cook him dinner.
>>155564367
to be entirely fair, this is the same village that couldn't catch a fucking academy student with the mental density of a sponge
>>155564367
>How did they manage to do that?
Shapeshifting? That's what they're named after, and what their boss' special ability is.
>>155564927
>Kakashi
Oh yeah why the hell didn't Kakashi try to take care of his teacher's son when he was a defenseless kid without anyone there for him. Like he more than anyone should understand what it feels to be like to grow up without a family so why didn't he help Naruto when he had the chance instead he ignored him for years.
>>155565154
Minato didn't kill him.
Obito just snuck away with non lethal wounds.
If he had just sent a clone to stick around to watch how things panned out just a bit longer he could've kidnapped Naruto again and gotten home scot free.
>>155565183
This.
>>155565291
Because according to filler he was doing a bunch of Important Missions at the time.
>>155565183
>Killing one of you're top assets is great
If they had the Uchiha's by their side literally everything in the series would be ten time easier
>>155563303
>First, he is a master of Kage Bunshin technique, allowing him to summon a dozen of clones that can survive a Kage level battle.
And that shit has drawbacks even for Naruto. Also Naruto isn't smart and can spend time reading but he can spend time contemplating. Which is probably how he spends his time.
>Second, he doesn't govern over some fuckhuge empire, it's just one village.
Actually he is setting an example for other villages to follow so he isn't going full retard. Now if he was just another Kage yes he could be as lazy and laid back as he wants. Sadly that's not what his aim was.
>Third and the most important - not even absolute monarchs do everything alone.
It's like you forget what Naruto wants to be. He wants to be a single man army. He only takes help when it comes to getting trained. Then he does it on his own. Did you just conveniently forget his two training regimes?
>>155565296
Obito was literally falling apart after the fight.
>>155564759
It's almost like kids resemble their parents or something.
>>155565296
he was injured and the mission had failed, what would've been the point of sticking around? it's not like he knew how the events were gonna turn out
>>155565321
He stopped being an anbu when Naruto was in the academy so why didn't he try to help him or anything?
>>155564951
>>155564264
Naruto had protection though, he always had protection, they just weren't obvious about it. Quite a stretch to assume just because nobody was actually with him 24/7 that they were completely ignoring him and didn't keep eyes on him.
>Why did he even bother with Sasuke after he lost his eyesight?
The whole point of helping him was that Sasuke hated the leaf after he learned about Itachi. At the very least Obito would have figured Sasuke would fight Naruto and anyone representing the leaf, and if not, he'd just kill him(which Madara did do at one point, but Sasuke is miraculously saved because reasons).
Obito had no way of knowing Itachi would have broken the reanimation and bonded with Sasuke before the happenings
anyone else here thinking it all should've ended with chapter 700 for good?
>>155565244
I can tell by the look of her scrawny legs.
>>155565343
The Uchiha were on the verge of a military coup in the most extremist fashion possible, could've caused who knows how much collateral damage in the process, and ultimately were doomed whether or not Itachi got involved because they'd of been wiped out by either Obito or the village in retaliation should their coup of failed.
It's kind of a miracle that they even let Sasuke live, and even that fucking bit them in the ass. The entire clan doomed themselves.
>>155564951
Or everything about how Itachi was supposed to be this super great tragic hero
>Fucked up Sasuke with the whole mindraping him twice thing and actively encouraging him to go to the dark side, leading him straight to Orochimaru and then Tobi
>Never told anyone about "Madara" being back
>Didn't kill Orochimaru when he had the chance, or any other member of Akatsuki for that matter
>Never shared intel on where the Akatsuki hideouts are
>Never shared any intel on any Akatsuki members, nobody knew who they were or what their powers were
>Never told anyone about the Hidden Rain being under Akatsuki control
>Never told anyone about Akatsuki's goals
>Didn't do anything to sabotage Akatsuki's efforts
>Actually helped Akatsuki a lot by executing all of his missions flawlessly, including helping them capture WMDs
Did he have no way of telling Hiruzen or Danzo anything? Did he not care about what Akatsuki did? Sasuke claimed that he "protected the Leaf from the shadows", but other than the Uchiha massacre he never actually did.
>>155565360
Since when did kids resembling their parents equal them being total clones of them to the point where you could hardly find the difference?
>>155565343
The uchiha were planning a coup if anything they would make everything 10 times harder.
Even Shisui one of the very few decent Uchiha's in the history of their clan thought they were fucking morons and was planning to hypnotize them with one of the strongest genjutsus known to man into acting like decent human being instead of savage animals.
>>155565428
I thought that Jiraya's little "source" he got tips from about Akatsuki which led to death by Pein was implied to potentially be Itachi sneaking out hints to him? Maybe i'm just misremembering.
Moegi is my waifu
>>155565421
They were on the verge of a coup because the village was giving them shit for stuff they didn't do but I know that you're a root shitposter and are going to ignore everything because of
>Muh village
>>155564951
Obito ruined this series.
>>155565523
I don't even care for Root.
The entire village is retarded and only continues to exist because they kept getting the most overpowered ninja in the world on their side.
>>155565428
Itachi didn't really give a fuck about anyone but Sasuke. He protected the leaf in the sense that he stopped a full out war with the Uchiha, and then proceeded to stall for time when he was tasked with capturing Naruto.
He unintentionally saved the world.
>>155565498
It is never implied or said who Jiraiya's informant was.
Itachi being that person just made the most sense if you thought about it, but other than that there weren't any implications whatsoever that pointed to it being Itachi.
>>155565161
Yeah but who'd want to live in a village where a genocide took place?
>>155565524
Obito is the best character in Naruto: Shippuuden and dare I say the greatest Naruto character of all time. Even I am still trying to pin down what exactly makes Obito so fucking great. Is it his roguish determination? His stylish choice of disguise as Tobi? Or maybe it's just the total mystery that he so eloquently embodies. For most of Shippuuden, we knew absolutely nothing about Obito yet his witty Tobi-banter revealed everything about him.
>>155565208
Bort's not happy with clones either, even though they're exact copies of his father. He's just being a little bitch right now.
Of course every time Bort plays with one of his dad's clones Shikamaru shows up trying to wrangle the clone instead of letting him just play with his son.
>>155565567
Sarada should be glad Sasuke is only passively neglectful instead of actively screwing over her childhood. Imagine if he took tips from dear ol' Itachi.
>HATE ME SARADA
>DESPISE ME
>OH MY GOD DADDY WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME
>one kid destroys the whole vilage
what the FUCK happened
>>155565676
Honestly i'd at least take passive-aggressive snarky dad over murder hobo
>Sarada what the fuck are you wearing
>>155565677
Reminder that Obito was 14 when he fucked the whole Leaf Village over.
Truly the coolest guy.
>>155565648
Get back to your paperwork Naruto
>>155565214
>Naruto tells young Boruto that when he becomes Hokage he'll protect the village and all the cool stories about the Hokage
>turns out he just sits there signing papers all day and ignoring his family
I'd be pissed too
>>155565523
They were under surveilance because the kyubi had giant sharingan for eyes when it attacked the village and as far as anyone in the world knew the only people who have the sharingan were the Uchiha's in the leaf village and it is also nit like this was the first time an Uchiha used the kyubi to attack the village.
The only ones who could have known when or where Kushina was giving birth was someone from the village.
The village was only cautious as it rightfully should and had the Uchihas under surveilance for the time being, but instead of playing it cool to prove their innocence they had the genius idea to chimp out like usual and start a coup thus only reinforcing how much of a backstabbing shit clan they are.
>Let me send a clone home to my daughter's birthday even though I'm tired as fuck and if I doze off it will vanish. My wife isn't going to say anything because I have her whipped and my two kids will be too stupid to notice. Hopefully I don't fall asleep at a crucial moment like carrying the birthday cake or something. Man would that be embarrassing!
Vs.
>Let me leave a clone at the office for an hour or two to look over this paper work while I go to my daughter's birthday. Even if something happens to the clone the work will have still been done and I'll remember everything the clone did before vanishing. I'll have to go back to the office eventually but at least I showed up in person to my daughter's birthday.
Naruto is retarded.
>>155565753
Even now the potential for Shadow Clones to handle paperwork in excess is underexplored and done poorly.
I feel like the writers and Kishimoto are doing this on purpose at this point just to give Boruto something to really be sore about.
>>155565753
forced drama
he's trying so hard to keep milking Naruto but it's impossible to write the village having problems with how everything is right now.
>>155565444
Because everyone was so confused who that was in chapter 1, everyone thought Naruto had suddenly started dressing like Sasuke and decided to fight some random edgelord on the side of his rock face.
Fucking moron.
>>155565498
No, that would actually be smart. It'd also explain why Itachi didn't fight Jiraiya back in part 1. Because they were secretly working together.
>>155565648
>>155565715
Shitposting aside, one of the best scenes in Naruto is when Obito switches from his Tobi-voice to his regular voice mid sentence and looks Kakashi directly into his eyes.
Kakashi literally started having a panic attack.
>>155565744
>What the hell is this about Shikadai? The store won't let me buy the newest edition of Uchiha Massacre Night 3!
>oh yeah, about that, ever since your old man got checked into the hospital for overwork, the moms in the village have taken the opportunity to push through some legislation about the sale of violent video games to minors.
>I'm sorry dad! Turns out you were protecting the village after all!
>>155565521
You can have her, anon
How is having too much paperwork to sign even a thing for a literal god of ninja who can make and sustain hundreds of clones at once that all share the same memories and experience. Even if you don't want to do that just hire a hot secretary or something nigga haha.
>>155564951
Not to mention, his entire plan only worked because out of nowhere Kabuto suddeny show up to offer him help with the Edo Tenseis. Without him, he wouldn't have even been able to revive the Ten Tails and gotten his ass handed to him quite fast.
>>155564686
>Some random edgy kid killed Naruto somehow
Fuck off Kishi.
>>155565676
Meanwhile Bort's standing on the side with sparkles in his eyes
>HE'S SOOOOO COOL
>>155565677
Obito almost did, Pain did, Sasuke wanted to.
>sasuke left the village to "atone" for the shit he did
>doesn't have to deal with a shitty family or shitty paperwork and just gets to wander around as he pleases and beat up ayy lmaos
How does he keep getting away with it?
>>155566003
>How does he keep getting away with it?
He learned from the best.
>>155565750
Uchiha went to coup because the village were literal retards and couldn't even figure something so simple
They have two of the strongest Uchiha's on their side do they
(a) Use them as undercover agents to figure out who started the incident
(b) Use them as diplomats to work with the Uchiha head to figure out who controlled Kurama
(c) don't use them at all and instead ostracize the Uchiha and make them hate you without even bothering to investigate
They should know that trying to do this to one of the clans will inspire resentment no matter who it was same thing would have happened if they did this to the Hyuuga
They then became more retarded when they tried to kill off their loyal Uchiha's for literally no reason but so that Danzo can get a new eye for his collection it gets even more retarded when they enlist another Uchiha the one who actually controlled Kurama and don't bother either investigating or questioning him but give him a bunch of weapons and told him to help Itachi kill off the Uchiha clan.
So in short they:
Didn't bother actually investigating who controlled Kurama
Ostracized the Uchiha clan to the point where they had to resort to a coup and killed one of their undercover agents for no reason
Had the Uchiha who actually controlled Kurama right under their noses and didn't do anything with him and let him kill of the clan and essentially helped him in achieving his goals
Face it the village were retarded and the Uchiha coup was entirely their fault.
>>155565750
Just make 'em wear little fan pins as they walk around town.
>>155564992
Don't bully Shino! He wasn't being ignored, he just didn't stand out!
>>155565924
Kishi's a moron and decided to make doing repetitive tasks the problem for the guy who can fucking clone himself a thousand times.
>>155566003
He's Bort's hero for a reason.
>>155564992
Shino decided to become a teacher because it turns out that children are the only ones that will actually pay attention to what he has to say.
>>155565193
>>155565945
We have no idea who Kawaki is, by no way he is "random edgy kid". And he might not even be the one who killed/defeated Naruto.
>>155566061
I think you are vastly overestimating how "ostracized" the Uchihas were considering no one could stop sucking Sasuke's dick for being one.
The only thing they did was keeping them under surveilance and even that made them want to start a civil war.
If they are such a huge liability that they get triggered and chimp out whenever something goes slightly wrong with them you might have to start thinking about keeping them around at all.
>>155565955
How aware if Bort of Sasuke's shady past? Does he know about Orochimaru? Or about Akatsuki? Or about all the times he tried to kill Naruto and Sakura? Or that time he killed a bunch of Samurai and tried to kill the Kages?
>>155566209
Kawaki is Naruto and Sasuke's love child genetically engineered by Orochimaru and given sage mode by Jiraya's ghost
That's the bare minimum he needs so that he could put up a fight against Naruto
>>155566228
Salad didn't know anything about Sasuke's past so it stands to reason most of the current generation don't know about it either.
Wouldn't surprise me if Naruto put out a law to prevent people from talking about it.
>>155566069
They already did that by themselves
>>155566209
>I'll send you where I sent the Seventh
He beat Naruto. He's as strong as Bort is at that point, who's the protagonist. Even has the same power.
>>155566218
Everyone in the story even Tobirama say that he essentially put them in a prison
Sauce was the last survivor which made people sympathize with him and had Itachi and the third's protection.
>>155566326
>all things characters say are 100% true
He might just be lying to make Boruto mad or something.
>>155566365
Except Boruto isn't mad. He seems to acknowledge that shit's fucked and the ninja world is ending.
>>155552794
Jesus Anko really let herself go.I guess the stress from the orichimaru deal and having to be prepared to fight at all times was the only thing keeping her thin. Thanks Naruto, you ruined snake tits with your peace
>>155566398
>anko becomes fat and loses her figure
>orochimaru looks better than ever before
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>155552794
Is Iruka the new principal? Will Bort be getting sent to his office constantly where he'll impart stories about his father?
>>155566293
Officially sanctioned history under the Naruto regime
>Black Zetsu was a really bad creature that manipulated people into doing bad things
>He manipulated Madara into going bad
>He brainwashed Obito, the coolest guy, into being evil
>He brainwashed Itachi into murdering his clan, but Itachi was able to overcome the brainwashing enough to spare his brother because he loved him so much.
>Sasuke was a great guy, he left the village for a few years to train with respected Ninja scientist Orochimaru
>Sasuke killed Itachi, but managed to find out that it was all Black Zetsu's fault
>All Five Nations went to war against Black Zetsu, and his army of White Zetsus and Edo Tenseis controlled by the evil Mizuki
>Sasuke helped save the world, then he and Naruto had a fight for fun
>The Hyuga clan is the strongest in the Leaf
>>155566218
The Uchiha were kept from greater power in the village, kept under surveillance and treated with suspicion that the public did not know about. Sasuke being the last survivor and a kid not involved with a potential coup just allowed him to unwittingly throw off the need to be shackled by paranoia, though this meant that Konoha got blindsided by just how fucking messed up he was to go full powercrazy. Somehow, despite multiple people knowing about his mental instability.
Yes, Konoha was being overly paranoid and sort of created their own enemy - but Madara and Obito dramatized and embellished it significantly, and the Uchiha's retaliation to being undermined was to try to seize power for themselves. Neither side was necessarily in the right, but as Madara, Obito and Sasuke all handily demonstrated, give a Uchiha an urge for power or the feeling of being weak and you can expect them to flip the fuck out about something eventually.
Itachi and Shisui didn't by the principle of understanding their morality and position, and it helped that they were both so powerful that they didn't really have a position of feeling helpless.
The Uchiha really had it rough
>be really REALLY good at fighting
>"hey stop fighting"
>they fight
>war breaks out
>war finally ends
>"u know what u guys are alright"
>one uchiha decides to go full nuclear
>he gets taken care of
>"wow these uchiha sure are something aren't they?"
>"but it was only one guy"
>"yeaaaah but you'll all probably end up doing it anyway soo.."
>rest of the clan gets treated like wild pitbulls
>this goes on for awhile
>they start planning to revolt
>get genocided by one of their own
>the only ones that remain is the killer, his autistic little brother, a sociopath and the asshole who went nuclear in the first place
>>155566341
Now you are just lying through your teeth, because everyone was sucking Itachi's dick too before he killed the clan and they were never put in prison they were in charge of it and were the official police force of konoha.
And I know what you mean the prison is their personal plot of land where they all lived on right?
The Uchiha's are the only ones with their own plot of land, it is not as if the hyuuga clan has their own plot of land where they all live on.
Also even when Sauce became a criminal people still were talking about how he is the last survivor of the legendary uchiha clan.
The only thing I want from this anime is getting Himawari punching Naruto in the dick animated.
>>155566003
>every night he hits up the red light district to atone for his sins
>>155563303
It's like you people don't realize that people age, Naruto isn't the 17 year old he once was. People gets old, people start slowing down, it's fucking natural and it's natural to assume that Naruto simply doens't have the charka he used to have as a teenager
>>155566492
But they have evil brain chakra. They are like pit bulls in that regard.
Who is the best Hokage and why is it Tobirama?
>>155552794
Moegi is cute.
>>155566524
It's already been animated as a short OVA included with the movie
>>155566529
Except he now has both halves of Kurama, whereas in Shippuden he only had 1. He has more chakra now than ever before.
>>155566564
First was the best Hokage followed by the fourth then the third after that the sixth
Everyone else was literal shit
>>155566281
Kishimoto what are you doing leaking spoilers?
>>155566546
I think Kishi meant for us to sympathize with the Uchiha and their little "loving too much" problem but it really wasn't a good idea to canonically confirm that they were genetically predisposed to brain problems.
>>155566616
On the bright side they're probably freaks in bed and make dutiful wives.
>>155566598
No uchiha-posting allowed
>>155566529
>People gets old, people start slowing down, it's fucking natural and it's natural to assume that Naruto simply doens't have the charka he used to have as a teenager
That is just bullshit and you know it, he is ninja jesus and neither Jiraiya or tsunade were ever handicapped by their age.
>>155566529
In Boruto movie Naruto still has same fuckloads of chakra he had during the war.
>>155566598
>third being better than anyone else.
Shit list.
>>155566437
In the last few episodes of Shippuden, Kakashi offered him the position of principal but he turned it down, so who knows.
>>155566564
I wonder how would the story change if Madara was the first Hokage.
>>155566727
>but he turned it down,
He looks too old to still be teaching and in OP's pic he looks like the principal-type.
He's probably a cool principal though. The kind who keep their office with a candy bowl on the desk and free ramen coupons.
>>155566616
Kishi tries to create sympathy for pretty much everything. He tried to make Obito just misunderstood, confused and sympathetic.
You know, despite the fact that he caused the next great war singlehandedly, killed countless innocents and ninja alike, took over a smaller ninja village forcefully and had anyone resisting them murdered as enemies of the state, was the real brains behind Akatsuki who caused no small amounts of damage to the villages, killed all but three of the Jinchuuriki with one only surviving thanks to sheer circumstance post-removal, revived an eldritch abomination, nuked the Shinobi HQs that killed hundreds of thousands or more in the final battle alone, was technically responsible for Negi's death (which is apparently more notable than the side-characters and nobodies wiped out that the entire cast forgot about), and allowed Madara/Kagura the stepping stools to nearly dominating the world.
But hey, he repents and sacrifices himself, gets a loli in heaven, and now Naruto thinks he's the coolest guy. Even Pain had a more justified atonement despite killing more major characters, and he revived them at the end of his arc, but Obito gets off with a death and a slap on the wrist in terms of reputation for causing the entire plot and feeling bad about it at the tail end.
>>155566737
Madara turned down Hokageship didn't he?
It still baffles me how they thought killing off Naruto would be a good idea. Sure, I'm interested now but at what cost?
>>155566770
>Kishi tries to create sympathy for pretty much everything
I really hope Boruto doesn't do that as often, especially for completely irredeemable people.
man Im rereading early Shippuden and this shit is generally great and well thought out. Art is nice and clean too.
Shit man if Boruto and hasn't got me on a Naruto hype.
>>155566770
>Kishi tries to create sympathy for pretty much everything
Except Mizuki, because fuck that guy
I hope we get an entire episode dedicated to Naruto fucking up his daughters birthday
>>155566737
The Senju's would get exterminated two years into his reign for some reason
He would then try to use his power to conquer the entire world and make a world filled with constant conflict before black Zetsu kills him again
>>155566529
Except the movie showed that he's just as capable as he was during the War as he is now.
>>155566770
>He tried to make Obito just misunderstood, confused and sympathetic
By making him a stupid retard who was tricked into being evil and had no real agency but still committed horrible atrocities.
>>155566790
No hashirama wanted him to be hokave, but no one not even other Uchihas wanted him as hokage.
>>155566815
I don't even remember why Orochimaru got a slap on the wrist and all beyond "Itachi mindfucked him into not being as much of a bad guy." It's one thing if there's well-intentioned extremists and moral grey zones, it's another when someone who is inherently twisted to the core with no real reason to be gets off scott-free.
>>155566828
Oh right, if you're Mizuki or a filler/movie villain it's okay to die by defeat, your own stupidity catching up to you and even potentially because Naruto's allowed some anger and vengeance for the moment, but in the main plot vengeance and killing is baaaaad.
>>155566770
>took over a smaller ninja village forcefully and had anyone resisting them murdered as enemies of the state
That's the most fucked up thing arguably. He brainwashed the Mizukage and started the Bloody Mist, including the whole killing-your-entire-class-to-graduate shit.
>>155566616
Kishi thinks that Itachi was a hero and that Sasuke was evil for trying to avenge them. It's their fanbase, assumedly made up of people who like them for their power level, that tries to rewrite them as saints.
>>155566828
Mizuki didn't tell Naruto about his dream to be the Hokage and his sad backstory about how he was an orphan who got recruited by Orochimaru to be part of a team filled with an edgy cool kid and a girl he had a crush on (who had a crush on the cool kid) and he didn't tell him about how the cool kid left the village because Orochimaru was kinda creeping him out and how he fought everybody to bring him back to the village.
If he did then Naruto would have made him his kids godfather
>>155566925
I wanna see Bort kill a bunch of people throughout the series. No Talk no Jutsu, no mercy. Just swift, ninja brutality.
>>155566931
Don't forget the bloodline genocide. The Kaguyas had it coming, but beyond that, it was just unnecessary violence at that point. I also forgot to mention that he was responsible for all the fuckery that happened involving Kyuubi's attack on Konoha, and his hand in the deaths of Minato and Kushina; if it weren't for Obito, Naruto's entire lot in life would've never even occurred.
>>155566965
Bort is going to TNJ everybody he's already going to start practicing by TNJing the rich kid into not being a douche anymore
>>155567008
I figure for the time being, Bort is going to be on the receiving end of many TNJs. He's a little shit at the moment.
>>155566990
Guys stop slandering Obito's name he was the coolest guy and is still cooler than all of you autists here.
All of the stuff that he did wrong was caused by black zetsu and it wasn't his fault because he's too cool a person to genocide people or cause a war
>>155567008
>he's already going to start practicing by TNJing the rich kid into not being a douche anymore
I mean, I don't think punching him would have done it. Besides, that's his friend, not some mass-murderer terrorist.
>>155567008
Yeah, did you see how Naruto smiled at the end proud his son actually picked up one of his talents.
>>155566990
The Kyuubi attack was also a catalyst for the coup when the Uchiha received the blame. He also directly participated in the Uchiha Massacre for no good reason.
Obito should be in the Shinigami's stomach, not frolicking with his loli waifu in heaven with all the people he killed
>>155567008
>Boruto starts out using TnJ just like his old man
>eventually some shit happens and he just starts killing people because Naruto's idealistic worldview is retarded
>>155566925
>I don't even remember why Orochimaru got a slap on the wrist and all beyond "Itachi mindfucked him into not being as much of a bad guy." It's one thing if there's well-intentioned extremists and moral grey zones, it's another when someone who is inherently twisted to the core with no real reason to be gets off scott-free.
Kabuto was the one that got mindfucked and calling it a mindfuck is putting it really lightly.
What Itachi did was putting Kabuto in an endless timeloop in his mind where the only way off getting out is by rethinking your entire life and the choices you made untill you get an epiphany and start living your life correctly without any hint whatsoeverm
Who knows how many years in mind time Kabuto was stuck in that loop.
Literally the only way to get out of that loop is getting so mindbroken that you loop back into being a good guy forever.
I honestly think Kabuto is the only one who got punished enough for his crimes.
>>155566770
>Kishi tries to create sympathy for pretty much everything.
Kind of weird how the Sound 4 got no sympathetic traits despite being teenagers that Orochimaru kidnapped, enslaved and experimented on. And then Kishi had the good guys kill them all.
>>155567171
Naruto first started by TNJing a poor kid before moving on to Haku and Zabuza and then he TNJed Neji before moving on to Gaara
If anything this makes it more likely that he will be TNJing mass murders and terrorists soon.
>>155567257
Oh right, now I remember. Didn't Orochimaru basically die twice and still not fully stay dead, but because all his plans were ruined and Itachi was right there he basically went "fuck it I give up" and now he's practically off taking care of clones or some shit?
>>155567213
Rin is just taking one for the team we all know who her true husbando is, she cleverly seduced Obito into giving his eyehax magic one last time to Kakashi so that he could save the day.
>>155567341
>we all know who her true husbando is
Too bad Kakashi is hard gay.
>>155567238
>villains are self-aware that they'd get TnJ and beg Bort to talk it out before he cuts them down
>>155567309
He made a demigod son for shits and giggles and yeah he was busy with some janky clone bussines that went a little bit out of hand.
>>155567309
He saw all the bullshit going on around him and decided to chill and watch windmills while doing science.
>>155567381
What do you mean Kakashi penetrated her so hard that she never recovered from it.
>>155566737
>konoha
>>155567283
>Kind of weird how the Sound 4 got no sympathetic traits
Sakon/Ukon was a sadist and Jirobo ate people.
>>155567284
I guess we'll know soon when he fights the big bad of this arc. But I think this'll be more Curse Mark Sasuke breaking Zaku's arms and less tearful heart-to-heart before the bad guy commits suicide. That seal is gonna fuck shit up.
>>155567406
>Kawaki inherited the ability to TNJ
>He uses it to convince people to his side and to end the age of ninja
>Even manages to TNJ Sasuke and Naruto to kill themselves
>Final battle is Boruto and Kawaki duking it out with them trying to TNJ the other
>>155567341
>Obito did everything he did because he couldn't nut into this ho
What's the worst you have done out of sexual frustration?
>>155567283
Part One might as well be a different series from Part Two. While the idea of peace versus vengeance was there loosely, all the major villains besides Orochimaru were dead, and even filler antagonists usually kicked the bucket horribly; enemies were enemies, war was war and no one could simply Talk no Jutsu as even Zabuza and Haku met a tragic fate they'd been on a crash course for. Once Part Two hits, Akatsuki remain as the disposable bad guys besides Pain and Konan, the former of which dies with forgiveness and the latter dies at Obito's hands and is forgotten about. Filler villains still die regularly, but then towards the end of the series suddenly everything flies out the window and Naruto has to spare his opponents like some sort of messiah super jesus.
Even the fucking Sage of Six Paths is less obstinately retarded.
>>155567309
He Edo Tensei'd the past Hokage for the war effort and got pardoned, even though they did jack shit for the most part aside from Minato giving Naruto powerup #23
>>155567459
SHEEEEEEEEIIIITT
>>155567475
It'd be great if this was a reversal of the Indra/Ashura thing and Bort is the loner prodigy going against everyone's wishes.
>>155567485
Sage didn't even get any kind of focus and was just a mythological figure that people could give less of a shit about
Don't think anybody even mentioned more than once during part 1
>>155552794
Would Boruto get along with Part 1 Naruto?
>>155564001
Put a sandwich in her mouth.
>>155567543
So Kawaki is Ashura and Boruto is Indra?
Would at least explain why they are so powerful and why they beat Naruto and Sasuke
Those skyscrapers feel WAY out of fucking place.
Couldn't they just have improved on the old design and make new constructions simply bigger?
This is like spiral power tier progression.
>>155567485
And then fucking aliens started showing up. But hey, at least they're not sympathetic, get their shit done, and then die.
>>155552794
>that Anko
Fucking Kishimoto can't do anything right
>>155567605
It's a lot easier to build new shit than to renovate and enhance old shit.
>>155567485
If you think about it, the Fourth Shinobi World War wasn't really much of a war
>It was 80000 ninja vs an Army of 2 humans, a bunch of plant people and some zombies fighting against their will. In other words, none of the soldiers had to actually kill any actual people.
>Akatsuki actually held no territory whatsoever and their intention wasn't to tke territory
>No civilians were affected by the actual war until the Ten-Tails started spamming biju bombs.
>The war lasted like 2 days
>>155567598
I mean, I don't think that's literally what we're going for but Kawaki clearly has the body/Ashura power and Boruto the eye/Indra power.
Or maybe Kawaki is a victim of TnJ and joined the villain who wants to end the shinobi system.
>>155567635
yeah needs to be thicker
>>155567605
literally following the progression of normal civilization. They have phone lines and refrigerators and shit in the old one why the hell wouldn't they have skyscrapers now?
>>155567558
Yeah, because he'd see his father's shitty upbringing firsthand and realize he has no reason to complain. Then punch Sakura in the fucking face for constantly shitting on him. Then push Hinata and Naruto together. Then come back to the future and find out he's a 50 year old man because his parents had him when they were like 12
>>155567605
I was going to say that the people of Konoha didn't want to tear down buildings that had stood there for generations, but then I remembered that Pain actually blew up everything and they just rebuilt incredibly fast.
>>155567605
How the fuck did Boruto get the train all the way to Naruto's face?
>>155567681
Because with your logic everyone should have guns, tanks, planes, WoMD right now
Everyone aspires for progression, but this went way too quickly for a guy that had no intention of being hokage in the first place.
>>155567742
Bort derailed the train.
>>155567747
>guns, tanks, planes, WoMD right now
Why have those when you can train yourself into a WoMD?
>>155567759
I know that, but Naruto's face is clearly very far away from the train tracks.
>>155567605
You have the old village and then you have the people who moved to Konoha during the gap between The Last and Boruto. They're not going to build the same style of building, they'll build the more modern ones available to them now.
>>155567747
>Everyone aspires for progression, but this went way too quickly for a guy that had no intention of being hokage in the first place.
Maybe these retarded ninja wizards can do some ridiculously crazy advancement and building but for some reason it's entirely off-screen
>>155567650
And half the Shinobi force still died. It's like the Emu War all over again.
>>155567598
No because Naruto and Sasuke are the current reincarnations of Ashura and Indra there won't be other reincarnations until they both die.
>>155567718
Wouldn't Boruto be attracted to his mom at his age?
>>155567777
Why would anyone want to move into any of the hidden villages?
They're notorious for getting invaded and fights breaking out all the time and if you look at one of the ninjas wrong you get sent to the interrogation chamber
So who would want to go there?
>>155567774
the way I see it is that the tracks go in two loops around the leaf bowl and around the entire village.
>>155567828
because some trader's kid is like
>i wan be da ninjo deddy
>>155567764
Requesting a curvy, slender chouchou after she used the same power as her dad to burn fat.
>>155567742
The rail circles around the village's rim and he jumps off when it passes by the Hokage Monument/academy
>>155567828
Probably for the same reason someone'd move to Gotham or something.
Rent's probably like...3000 yen or something.
>>155567826
>Bort saves Hinata from the bullies like he did for Denki
>she falls in love with him instead of Naruto
>has to get them back together before he fades from reality
Bort to the Future
>>155567898
>population center
>cheap
Are you a stupid nigger or something?
>>155567811
Half the Shinobi Force died ON THE FIRST DAY. As in before the White Zetsus started impersonating and murdering people, before Madara showed up with his meteors and before the Ten-Tails was revived and started slaughtering ninjas.
Why the fuck are you guys arguing about Naruto having the ability to spend time with his son but not doing it? It's a plot device for fucks sake. Boruto has to be rebellious just like his father, Naruto. You expect want Naruto to be a super caring father always spending time with his kids they live happy go lucky life then you have Boruto have a boring ass fucking personality. If you have Naruto hacking #1 dad like and Boruto being rebellious like he is now, then he is just going come off as dennis the menace type and you don't want the MC being a little shit in a Shonen manga.
Naruto taking his job seriously and his family taking a close backseat to it makes sense, could also even relate to kids reading/watching the sequel. Naruto did talk a shit ton of noise about being Hokage, maybe he just takes it really seriously.
>>155567941
sheeeeiiitt
But seriously, it's a world-famous location that's positively booming because war economy. It's basically reconstruction-era Japan. Why wouldn't you want to live there from an economic standpoint?
>>155567814
So what the hell is going to happen to Kurama after Naruto dies?
>>155567718
He'd probably also realize that Sasuke was a little shit back then.
>>155567980
reborn/released and/or resealed in little hiragawa.
>>155567970
How about give Naruto a reason other than paperwork for not spending time with his kids or just make a new kid the protag if you can't even do that.
>>155567980
Just seal him in himawari
>>155568053
>Hiashi's master plan sees its fruition
>>155568041
>How about give Naruto a reason other than paperwork for not spending time with his kids
naruto has another family.
He's got to reestablish the uzumaki clan somehow.
>>155568107
That reminds me
what was the point of revealing Karin is like, Naruto's cousin or some shit and then doing nothing with the revelation at all
>>155567965
>and started slaughtering entire cities
Obito didn't just blow up the Allied Shinobi Force HQ, he nuked entire cities.
>>155568107
Should have a kid with Karin then.
>>155567970
It doesn't last long in the story either. So complaining is pretty much pointless. Boruto has a new goal in life.
So does Naruto have any students here? All the Hokages had at least one so it will seem kind of odd if he doesn't have any sort of team before he became the Hokage and if he did where are they now?
>>155555555
>>155567941
The joke is that the threat of death would make it so that the housing market would suffer dramatically.
Imagine living in Hiroshima and like people just kept fucking dropping bombs on it every 10 years. Eventually people'd want to stop living in Hiroshima.
>>155568120
wasn't tsunade his great aunt or soemthing?
>>155568030
I pity the man who tries to defile Boruto's precious imouto.
>>155568169
Hashirama didn't have a team of his own either, Sarutobi was Tobirama's student.
>>155568120
>Karin is like, Naruto's cousin
I haven't read the manga since it ended so jog my memory when was that?
>>155568179
Yes, Tsunade is the grand daughter of an Uzumaki who was the waifu of the First Hokage. She's not directly related to Naruto in lineage, but they're related by clan blood.
>>155568169
Kishi forgot to give Naruto any kind of team and just had him skip straight to Hokage
Also I kind of wonder what kind of team he would have and how would he teach him
>>155568169
Konohamaru is close enough.
>>155568217
Hashirama was before the shinboi system so he doesn't count while Tobi had Danzo, Sautobi, and the rest of the elders as his team
It'd be nice if they could spin this to bring back Neji (or at least his memories) for a while.
>>155567926
Does he really have to try though?
Hinata would fall for him with his hyperactiveness anyway.
>>155568097
>welp borts got the fucking tenseigan what should i give himawari
>nuclear furry it is then
>>155568228
I guess I was wrong about the cousin part, but she's a confirmed member of the Uzumaki clan and, alongside Naruto before he had children, was one of the two known Uzumakis remaining in the land with like no others known to be alive. I think Karin's oblivious to her heritage, but not sure.
>>155568251
Konohamaru was Ebisu's student and I'm talking about him being a Jonin sensei to some kind of genin team
What ever happened to dark kurouma-kun?
>>155567826
He's gay
>>155564625
Did we ever even see him fight for real? Maybe he's a good team player.
>>155568278
I don't think it matters whose body he gets. One of the thieves was planning to kill Salad and bring her body back to his boss, presumably to add to his copy list.
The fucked up thing is that niggastream got it wrong, he can mimic their voices, appearance, and has access to their memories. So if he turns someone into Neji, that person will think they're Neji.
>>155568369
For Salad.
>>155568279
She'd fall for both. Can never have enough Naruto
>>155568454
"It's like I'm looking into the past"
>>155552794
Why is Anko so fat? Why?
>>155568451
She looks like Sasuke so yeah, it checks out.
>>155567970
The stupid thing isn't Naruto not being able to spend time with his family. The stupid thing is the excuses for why he's been unable to do so have been fucking retarded considering who he is and what he's capable of. So instead of sympathizing with Naruto and why he's so busy he just looks like a stupid asshole that's would rather stay inside doing paperwork all day for no reason.
It's a moot point anyway since we already know Bort gets over it, but still.
>>155564982
Negi was right all along
>>155568503
And Boruto looks like Naruto, the homolust continues in a different form.
>>155568605
They also attach themselves to the others' father. They could be having freaky eyehax sex and nobody would even know.
>>155568125
COOLEST GUY
>>155553091
Nah even for a hokage he takes shit too far. Like sending a clone for his daughters birthday and dropping the cake on the floor on top of poofing.
You have to send your real self once in a while and not some shitty clone on special days. Why not send a couple of clones for paperwork. Well it was forced drama but whatever
>>155568169
That's because both Naruto and Hashirama were the worst Hokages while every Hokage starting from Tobi had at least one student who was important to the plot somehow
>Tobimara
He had Sarutobi the guy who became the third Hokage and Danzo the guy who almost became the sixth and was responsible for the Uchiha massacre
>Sarutobi
Jiraya went on to become the most powerful and mentor the fourth and seventh Hokage while Orochimaru was the main villain in part 1 and turned immortal in Boruto. Tsunade became the fifth Hokage
>Minato
Mentored the Sixth and Obito the coolest guy ever in the world both of them were important to the plot
>Tsunade
She was the worst one not named Naruto or Hashirama mentoring only Shizune and Sakura who was part of the main trio
>Kakashi
He mentored Naruto who became the seventh and Sasuke who became one of the strongest people on the planet so he did good
Naruto and Hashirama sucked at their jobs and were by far the worst Hokages
>>155568267
IIRC, Tsunade also never had a team of her own.
>>155568812
That falls back under the original statement of a Kage having students, though, because Tsunade had Sakura as a personal student.
>>155568801
Homages from best to worst:
Tobirama > Kakashi > Tsunade > Minato > Naruto > Sarutobi > Hashirama
HOLD UP!
So Bort got the dot from defeating the space ninja gods, but Bort: Next Generation takes place before the events of Naruto: The Last...
Someone help me see what i'm missing please.
>>155568512
This kind of goes in line with Naruto's methodology in relation so his clones. He never used them to replace him, only to help him accomplish what it was he's trying to do. If Boruto had the same resources he'd "cheat" instead of "grind" by allowing his clones to perform tasks for him, and then absorb the information. If he needed to learn a technique, he'd use the clones and spend the day goofing off. When they poof, he'd retain their memories and experience and be able to use the new technique - with no effort on his part.
Now flashforward to when Naruto's Hokage: he's doing the same thing. As the Hokage, he sits in the office, and delegates clones to perform supplementary tasks. He doesn't use them to replace him as Hokage so he can spend time with his family.
This is unfortunate and an example where Naruto's "work hard" mentality is a detriment instead of a benefit. Boruto, in his place, would have a much easier time as Hokage.
Zabuza arc or Chuunin exams?
>>155568950
>but Bort: Next Generation takes place before the events of Naruto: The Last
wat
>>155553091
He should use the clone for the work.
>>155568950
That's correct, they are using the anime to keep people interested in Boruto while the manga moves along (it's coming slowly since it's a monthly series)
>>155569105
Oops I didn't realize you said the last, it's not before that movie. I thought you meant the Boruto movie.
>>155569083
>participate in the chunin exams
>starting the academy tomorrow
I mean I guess you could do those in that order, but it'd be weird.
>>155569148
The Last is the movie where Nardo remove Moon Guy and fuck Hinata.
>>155569131
>I thought you meant the Boruto movie.
I did. My bad.
>>155567873
While drawing this, I noticed Chouchou and Salad basically have matching arm band things. It's cute
Why the heck is Naruto so busy as Hokage anyway? To the point that he has to use mass clones and they're all busy too.
Kakashi, Tsunade, Sarutobi never seemed to be that burdened with work.
>>155569203
Can you draw butterfly mode Chocho?
>>155569235
Because unlike them, Naruto is demonstrably retarded.
>there has literally never again been a Gato-type villain in the show
>the concept of "missions" is never actually relevant ever again
>>155568801
I think it's because Naruto went straight from genin to Hokage and never actually became a chunin or a jonin and therefore couldn't lead a team.
>>155569337
>never actually became a chunin or a jonin
end of naruto suggests otherwise.
They literally forced to show the eyebullshit power of the MC in the first fucking episode, incredible they didn't even waited atleast 1 arc
>>155564707
uchiha
fucking
shits
>>155569485
They can easily make it go away with having it be the dream of a seer or something.
It's not definitively binding and is just to make you stick with the series world building until they get to the first arc.
>>155568955
It's not about using the clones to replace him or take shortcuts though. It's about delegating his work in a reasonable manner so he's not so overburdened all the time. Part of being a good leader is knowing when to take breaks and acknowledging that you can't do literally everything on your own. Even Shikamaru, his advisor, pointed out that he's working himself to exhaustion when he really should be delegating things to make his work load easier.
And the excuse that using clones is cheating is still retarded. No he shouldn't sit at home all day with his legs kicked up while leaving a clone in the office. But there's absolutely nothing wrong with using them to help get through work faster or to take care of less important things. We see him using a clone to help an old lady cross the fucking street. If that's important enough to warrant a clone then surely making two or three to help you sign some papers faster is important too. And it's not like the clones are different people. They share the same personality and judgement capabilities and share knowledge and memories once they go poof. He loses out on literally nothing by using clones.
Also, Bort has already gotten Naruto beaten in the hardworking part. He learned how to make multiple shadow clones, use several elemental releases, and the rasengan without the added perk of having a giant chakra beast sealed into him. Which is why I don't get why some people call him entitled. There's nothing wrong with using a train to get to school faster instead of making yourself leave earlier. That's called common fucking sense. The only time he really took a shortcut was with the Kote, and that was because he was more worried about trying to impress Naruto than just relying on the skills he already built up.
>>155565955
THE COOLEST GUY
>>155569571
Does anyone have that "The Uchiha is immunized against all dangers" pic?
I hope that purple haired girl is a cat user, we barely saw them in the last series and it'd be have someone in the "main" cast like that.
what will bort's summoning animal be? and will we get an arc where he pesters saucekay for an eagle contract only to reverse summon himself and get apes, eventually to meet gokoa (6-tails?) at mount monkey?
>>155569203
Just do porn already. Jesus.
>>155569873
Inb4 he summons snakes.
Not even from Sasuke, but from Mizuki's dadmom.
>>155569817
Kiba married that cat lady right?
What if she's their daughter?
>>155569235
Massive population increases since the end of the war. Konoha went from large ninja village to sprawling metropolis. When cities and their governments increase, so to does the amount of paperwork. I guess they're not offering courses in ninja public administration yet so Naruto is stuck with most of the clerical work - despite being the chief executive of the village.
>>155569252
>>155569485
It doesn't really do anything right now. I'm glad it's not a transplant and it's something he has from birth.
>>155569976
>Kiba married that cat lady right?
engaged? if not, then just dating.
>>155570010
>I'm glad it's not a transplant and it's something he has from birth.
That's what pein thought. We all know how that turned out.
>>155570011
>>155569976
There was an entire side novel about how they initially got together and from the epilogue it looked like they were living together. If they're not married they're definitely banging at least.
>>155569950
If I'm gonna do porn it'd probably be ofWorst girldoingfemdom.or Reverse Ryona
>>155569607
>Part of being a good leader is knowing when to take breaks and acknowledging that you can't do literally everything on your own
He was never a good leader. A good rallying point, but he never truly possessed any qualities that would qualify him for leadership of a village.
>Also, Bort has already gotten Naruto beaten in the hardworking part
Nah, he's just absurdly talented.
>>155570070
>Worst girl
Snake kid?
>>155570070
You want to draw Sasuke having very un-fun sex with Sakura? Then go ahead.
>>155569203
Salad looks like a perv.
>>155570062
That was in the anime too.
>>155570263
That seems appropriate, then.
>>155569983
So this is all Kakashi's fault for not properly reforming the bureaucracy to account for the village's explosive growth and now Naruto is dealing with his legacy?
>>155570382
Just like her mother
>>155570495
Yes. Instead he just invented a better electrical infrastructure to get internet porn.
>>155568801
Danzo was part of Tobirama's squad for that one mission, but I don't think he was actually his student.
>>155568605
The homolust is between boruto and the snake kid now, get updated
>>155571146
Someone post the pic from the OP of both of them holding onto Bort's hand.
>>155555024
Do you think that means we're going to get a series with good pacing?
>>155571284
You were warned because that post was cancer. I hope you get banned. Just ignore the shitposters, Christ
>>155571384
I thought it was silly considering the cancer that is the catalog of /a/ yet this post gets mods mad
>>155570164Honestly I'd like to but I'm pretty shit at sex scenes. Especially getting them to look how I want to. Vanilla and maledom just does nothing for me.
>generic goth loli
This is why I hate anime
>>155571518
Then just draw naked girls doing lewd things. That still counts as porn.
>>155571587
Looks kind of cute.
Too bad female characters will literally never be relevant in Naruto.
>>155571658
>>155571518
Or be normal and dont draw naked anime girls in your free time
>>155570936
Danzo stated that both he and Sarutobi were rivals and part of the same squad since the beginning so he is Tobirama
>mfw Boruto and Himawari barely interact with their grandfather and aunt during the course of the series.
>mfw Sarada's grandparents STILL get ignored and never appear in the manga.
You know this is going to happen
>>155571665
It looks cute for a goth loli yeah but that's not my problem with it. Most of the times goth lolis are either annoying(ly edgy) or have this personality to them that is trash.
>>155568889
Shit this what the best Hokages tier looks like
Kakashi>Sarutobi>Minato>Tobirama>Naruto= Hashirama>>Tsunade
>>155571692
don't listen to this guy
>>155571751
>mfw Sarada's grandparents STILL get ignored and never appear in the mangaDead people don't talk to their grandkids
>>155571811
The lesser ones
>>155571889
Oh yeah. She really should meet them if she hasn't already.
>>155571889
I think I finally found them.
The two most irrelevant characters in Naruto.
>>155553905
I thought he'd end up with Shizune. ;_;
Do we know for sure he never bred?
>>155571889
>Both Sakura's parents look ugly as sin.
I guess it just goes to show that Sakura being "cute" is actually more of a miracle than an exaggeration. She certainly looks a lot cuter when you see what she came from.
>>155571996
Are you sure?
>>155571587
>Probably believe she is 1/64 Ootsutsuki direct line from the Sage and daughter of a missing Uchiha
It is liek my OC donnut steel
>>155571712
Actually, Hiruzen was on the same squad as those 2 old guys that always advise the Hokage.
Danzo was on a different squad with Kagami Uchiha (Shisui's father) and an Akimichi.
>>155571996
Nah, the most irrelevant characters are the 2 students on Jiraiya's squad that weren't Minato.
>>155571996
Not even close.
>>155572138
>in Bort's age kids pretend to be descendants of Madara and other chuuni shit
>Bort thinks it's fucking stupid despite literally being part-alien
>>155571782
Dont listen to this guy
>>155572273
They probably died to some Genin Stone Ninja.
>>155572298
Who the fuck is this?
>>155572403
Kabuto posed as a Leaf genin for awhile. This is sensei. Probably some Orochimaru lackey.
This however brings up another plot hole. Why didn't Danzo cap Kabuto's ass the moment he showed up again in the village? I know he was an ally to snek but I doubt he would let a mistake get away from him.
>>155572273
>Implying the bald dude wasn't Teuchi
None is more based or irrelevant than this guy. I dare anybody here to tell me his name or who the fuck he is.
>>155572466
>Kabuto posed as a Leaf genin for awhile. This is sensei. Probably some Orochimaru lackey.
It gets funnier. It turns out that this guy was actually on Orochimaru's team as a Genin alongside Anko.
Either he was working with Orochimaru or Orochimaru decided to fuck with him some more by putting 3 traitors on his squad.
>>155569235
Naruto overseas a global industrial revolution.
So...what the hell is up with the whiskers.
Kushina doesn't have them
Minato doesn't have them
And from what we can see they were present on Naruto before they put the Kurama in him.
They're clearly not make up or anything.
And yet they're a trait that naruto passed on to BOTH of his children.
Where'd they come from?
>>155572537
>that level of trolling
I don't care what anyone says.
Orochimaru was too good a character to be in a shit series like Naruto.
>>155572497
I don't know his name, but I do remember that he was part of the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist and had Zabuza's blade.
In the anime it turns out that he defected after Might Dai kicked his ass and he joined the Akatsuki as Itachi's first partner. He was killed by the Fourth Mizukage on a mission.
>>155572466
>Probably some Orochimaru lackey.
He was actually Anko's non-Hyuuga teammate back when Orochimaru wasn't a war-criminal. Still fought with Konoha as a backgorund character during the Crush the Leaf plan.
>>155572497
Wasn't he Itachi's partner before Kisame?
I think Jizo?
>>155572318
>Wow, that is so stupid
>Flashforward to the future after learn the True Ninja Story
>Goddammit.
>>155572537
Shit like this is why we needed a prequel manga where Minato's quirks piss off Jiraya while he studies the nature of the fuckyougan, Orochimaru is in his trolling supreme with no one the wiser, and when there's not a mission or the third great ninja war to deal with, everyone's just sort of batshit with how that generation seemed to define all the modern standards.
>>155572599
>they're a trait that naruto passed on to BOTH of his children.
>Where'd they come from?
Naruto had them > he passed them down
That's it
(Or maybe he fucked Hinata in 9-tailed mode)
>>155572611
>>155572466
>>155572537
>>155572298
>Have Orochimaru as your creepy sensei, probably get molested
>Orochimaru eventually turns out to be a traitor, probably go through trauma and some stigma by your peers
>Eventually become a Jonin and put in charge of 3 genin
>It turns out, Orochimaru somehow filled your entire team with his agents and you never noticed
>Now everybody suspects you're an agent of Orochimaru
>Your only friend Anko won't even talk to you anymore, nobody does, everybody ignores you
>Later find out that Orochimaru and Kabuto got away with everything
>Kishimoto never bothers giving you a name
Being this guy is suffering
>>155572739
>(Or maybe he fucked Hinata in 9-tailed mode)
Well he's a man with unlimited chakra, and the chakra pulses of Hyuuga arts combined with their Byakugan can control a chakra flow in theory.
A bit of an application at the stem and Naruto's going through a reverse-Himawari to the genital triangle.
>>155572599
>Where'd they come from?
You answered your own question. If your parent's a Jinchuuriki then you inherit some of the same traits. For Naruto it was the whiskers. They're diluted even further which is why Bort and Hima only have 2.
>>155572599
Most likely influence from Kurama's chakra, even the Gold and Silver bros. had them after surviving after ingesting some of Kurama's flesh. As for why Mito and Kushina didn't have them, they're from a clan that had the best sealing jutsu in the world, their seals were probably so strong that Kurama's chakra couldn't alter their characteristics directly like Shukaku and Gyuki did with their hosts.
>>155569235
Naruto is the type of guy who micromanages everything. He has a clone in every office checking up with everyone making sure they are filing their reports correctly.
>>155572823
>Well he's a man with unlimited chakra, and the chakra pulses of Hyuuga arts combined with their Byakugan can control a chakra flow in theory
>Hinata redirected her Hamura chakra and Naruto's Ashura chakra to her womb to her kids
Stickin' to the plan, atta girl.
>>155572466
>Why didn't Danzo cap Kabuto's ass the moment he showed up again in the village?
That's a very good question. Maybe Danzo was actually cooperating with Orochimaru in the Crushing of the Leaf? Noticed that he didn't help at all back then.
>be a literal nobody with no clan
>but your blonde hair/blue eyes genes still manage to beat your wife's powerful clan genes and traditional red hair and kid comes out looking like a mini version of you
>then your son's genes do it again this time against another old powerful clan of dark haired people and grandkid is another clone of you
Minato's Aryan genes are too strong.
>>155572986
>Maybe Danzo was actually cooperating with Orochimaru in the Crushing of the Leaf?
He was, Obito confirmed it. My only issue is that even with the cooperation, Danzo doesn't seem like the type to let a huge mistake like Kabuto slip away.
worst character of this season is who?
>>155571658
I guess I can give it a shot.
>>155571692
Too late...
>>155573217
To be fair, if it follows real red head genetics, it's probably more of a recessive trait than blonde hair.
>>155573284
Something tells me Inojin will be a little shit even after he comes around and befriends Bort.
>>155565753
They explained this. Shadow clones stop thinking clearly when they're doing something different from the original.
Naruto has issues for sure, but don't ignore explanations when given.
>>155573217
'Tis true, we don't know much about Namikaze do we?
>>155573413
But his shadow clone was doing just fine at home until the real Naruto fell asleep. Surely one could have held down the office signing papers for an hour or two before the ADHD kicked in.
Naruto has issues, stop making excuses for forced drama.
>>155573217
Anon, his normie blue eyes beat out Bort and Hima's doujutsu. He's got some potent genes.
>>155573413
>go to birthday
>spend 2 hours
>come back to office
>summom 1000000+ clones
>work's done
>>155573343
Chest is too big.
>>155573343
You're probably gonna get banned for spoilered porn. Make an imgur account and upload lewd stuff there, then post the link here
>>155572878
>>155572927
>>155572739
And see. I'd totally be all for that. Except Naruto had the marks on his cheeks Before Kurama even showed up, let alone them sealing him into Naruto.
This is Naruto RIGHT after he was born.
Where are the whiskers from? They don't seem to have anything to do with Kurama.
>>155569046
desu I am not a fan of those two arcs and I like Naruto.
>>155573413
Yeah except they've already shown his clones running around doing other inane bullshit while he's at the office. Plus during the war he had clones fighting on other battlefields while he was dealing with shit as the original. So that distraction factor must not be too severe.
>>155573567
Yeah a bit
>>155573574
I mean it's not like you can really see anything.
>>155573591
It's just the design Kishi choose. Then he used the same design for the rest, he don't even think too much about it.
>>155573591
The chakra in Kushina's womb I mean. Or Kurama's DNA (do bijuu even have DNA) and hers? Which technically means Kurama is the father.
>>155573591it's the SEED of DESTINY
>>155573591
The influence is from being inside his mum who contained Kurama.
>>155573624
Where they shown his clones doing things? Can't remember this.
>>155573655
It's really because Naruto was originally an actual fox who transformed into a human, so part of that shit stuck. Now it's an iconic character trait.
>>15557351
It's a mental burden on Naruto to control clones that are doing different things than him. It's one thing when the clone is just going to a party, but if official government business got messed up because of the clone, that'd be bad. Honestly, he should have just left it till tommorrow and gone home to be with his family.
>>155573705
There's a scene in the movie where Shikamaru is talking about how Naruto is overworking himself trying to do everything alone and it cuts to some shots of his clones running around the village doing pointless shit like helping an old woman across the street.
>>155559432
>that brown fat Ino
>Karin's daughter
>Anko's dango belly
Nurutu 3: Ninja Boogaloo
>>155573662is nardo a JESUS of not-YAMATO or something
>>155573591
He got them from Kurama since his mother was was Kurama's jinchuuriki.
>>155573766
>Karin's daughter
Who?
>>155553498
this
>>155573868
That one.
>>155573343
This is great, keep it up.
>>155573284
Boruto followed by Inojin followed by Denki
>>155573632
/a/'s fucky when it comes to nipples. You're probably in the clear though.
>>155574037
I only agree about Inojin, Denki is a cutie and Boruto is fine.
Also ChouChou seems like a character that would only be good in small doses.
>>155573632
You should make an imgur and upload your pictures there for archival purposes.
>>155568206
>man who tries to defile Boruto's precious imouto
If someone could pull it off, it would be the guy in this pic.
>>155573343
>Sakura is cursed for every generation's Naruto to perv on her
wewlad
>>155572041
because sakura parents are filler characters created by Pierrot and Kishimoto made it later canon in the manga
>>155574340
delete this
http://imgur.com/a/QnCnA
>>155575277
Your tits keep breaking my browser
>>155575277
Nice. Keep up the good work
>>155559432
Honestly, I'd put him in jail, even if he's my son. He's literally destroying the village.