This person walks up to your waifu and slaps her on the ass. What will you say/do?
Kick his skinny ass.
>>155550254
>his
Mind my own business because that's her wife.
why'd you slap your own ass
Nothing, that´s fuckig KobaChad, her dragon harem could destroy me in one second
Not to mention that my waifu could actually like it because lesbian Chad always win
Ask her if she wants in on a threesome. Maid outfits optional.
>>155550190
Slap hers back. Unless Tohru or Kanna are there, in which case slap all of their asses.
Kobayashi is very sexual.
>>155550190
Ask her to please slap my ass instead
>>155550190
>tie
>with untucked shirt
>being rude to my wife
Fuck her, they'll never find the body.
>>155551166
Her wife found the body and followed the scent back to you. How will you "take care" of the now enraged 60 ft. tall wife?
>>155551376
Call the fat megane dragon to protect me because that lizard lesbian can´t fucking kill me on my own world because rules and that shit
>>155551803
Because of your actions rules no only apply, she also doesn't need to kill you. Just lock you up in a casket with just enough food/water through a tube to keep you alive for years. You would then be buried inside a slab of cement, you will never see the light again.
>>155551137
She has two left feet...
>>155550190
Invite her to get drunk off our asses and have a great night
Probably mating press
>>155550190
Doesn't look very threatening to me, I could probably lean on the cunt and he'd break in half.
You're going to love this trust me
Slap her ass back.
>>155555066
checked
>>155550254
You mean hers?
That's a chick, bro.