Go to futaba and bring something back.Try to keep it /a/-related.http://www.2chan.net/
>>155546593
Definitely not the reason for 4chan's existence.
Picked randomly and landed on the toy board I guess. I liked this one.
cute
I think I found like a joke board, all the text is just the same word over and over. For some reason there's an entire thread of various pictures with text on them from this show.
I think this is the gif board lr something like that. For some reason a lot of them have those yellow characters on.
>>155548462
Might be a twist on shit yellow subs? I doubt the Japs know much about fansubs though.
>>155548306
SASUONI
Is it cheating to participate in these threads if you know Japanese?
>>155546553
Someone tell me wtf is this
>>155549123
KanColle memes.
found a friend
>>155549154
Looks like you need to give your friend a hug.
I found the fujos.
>>155549303
What does it mean?
>>155548306
They just keep saying "Yeah" over and over.
Did Futaba ever make a good meme?
>>155546553
>Try to
If you're not posting /a/ related content you need to get the fuck out.
>>>/v/
I found this exchange on モアイ:
>Finno-Korean Hyper Warいいよね…
>面白いんだけどこういう4chanのノリってここでは受けないんだよなあ
>4chanのノリが受け付けないというか英語よくわかんないというのが本音なんでは?
eop;dr: One Jap is mocking another Jap for not knowing enough English to browse 4chan.
>>155549679
>Finno-Korean Hyper War
Good to see they're so enlightened.
>>155549679
>Finno-Korean Hyper War
Wow, I guess the american media really does hide things from it's citizens.
I don't know what the fuck this is, but it's something.
>>155549655
We're vising out crazy Japanese Granddad. This is /a/ related.
>>155548108
Why?
>>155549655
Are you that Madoka autist?
>>155549790
Subarashi
Do you think they sometimes go to 4chan and bring something back? I'd love to see what they'd make of us and the shit we post.
Damn you Japan and your shit taste
>>155550121
nothing interesting happens here anymore
>>155550159
Much better than the original design.
>>155550121
I remember there being some eleven who used to translate threads from /a/ and post them on a blog somewhere
I don't get their yuri board. It looks like most of it is just image dumps of girls on their own, and there's a lot of 3D mixed in, seemingly at random.
>>155550121
They translate live watch threads from /a/ and talk about what anons have said.
I can't imagine they bother taking anything from /a/ other than that, there's nothing really going on here and hasn't been for years. What's the most interesting picture you could find on this board that would be unusual to them?
>>155547842
>tanlines
UNF
huh they have a whole board dedicated to horse racing weird
>北斗ジュウザ&ケンシロウは、
>水戸黄門世界でいえば、鬼若と飛猿がライバルみたいに感じる。
>>155550421
Japanese gamble on horse racing like crazy.
>>155550409
三次元の豚は嫌な
>>155550421
Your average japanese salaryman loves to gamble. They can literally gamble on any activity known to a man.
what do the moon runes for their anime board look like
>>155550513
>work all day at a shitty job that you hate
>throw it away by gambling
For what purpose
Oh cool they have a board dedicated to bugs i want that
why do these threads always bring newfags en masse?
They're talking about Hiro.
What are they saying!
http://may.2chan.net/b/res/475678189.htm
>>155550548
For the nonexistent chance you hit it rich and don't have to work ever again.
>>155550558
Are you retarded? Or this is shitposting for purpose? Do you literally go to every threads and scream 'newfags'?
>>155550548
It's either gambling, meido cafe or getting wasted on daily basis at a bar.
>>155550548
for the thrill of the gamble how about you get lost in the madness with me
>>155550516
2D in japanese
>>155550626
>scream
I don't remember screaming anon, I just notice there always seems to be many posters in these 2chan threads where people ask stupid fucking questions.
>>155550421
They also have a thread dedicated to only railways.
>>155550586
As I recall, they were concerned when they found out he was taking us over. They knew him better than we did.
>>155549679
The power of memes truly is strong.
>>155550678
I bet they're talking about the new ads and how they were right all along. We should have listened but 4chan as a whole has become too complacent.
>>155550608
>>155550629
Why do the japanese waste their life away doing boring things like that? I mean, I'm no fulfilled person myself, but at least I waste time doing things I enjoy. I can't see myself enjoying going to a bar or cafe once the novelty wears off. It's not like they have 2D waitresses.
>>155550737
People enjoy different things? Who could have foreseen this?
>>155550738
thx
I found this
http://board.futakuro.com/jk2/futaba.htm
>>155550586
fucking dead
>>155550737
They have shitty labor laws. No vacations, no medcare, heavy workload. That pent up a fuckton of stress.
お絵かき is a board dedicated to art done on mspaint.
i remember the き character stands for 'ki', so is this their oekaki board or whatever?
hope i run into their artwork/critique board soon.
>>155550737
Try be in 40 and maybe you'll see.
>>155550586
>Soda ne x 1
Is that some kind of fucking up vote system?
>>155550852
絵 drawing
かき draw
>>155550851
Labor laws aren't the reason they work harder and longer. It's a cultural thing.
There are places with less labor laws like Switzerland that have shorter working hours.
IS THIS NOT FUCKING ILLEGAL
which one is random
I love these threads
>>155551035
No genitals, no problem.
>>155551111
Digits confirm
>>155551111
Nice digits.
AYO HOL UP
>>155551258
thanks
>>155546553
What is Japanese Reddit's opinion on CCS?
>>155551276
Niggers love their Calpis
https://may.2chan.net/b/res/475678189.htm
>>155551378
does 2chan ever come down to 4chan to see whats different
>>155551414
I was just thinking about that
ふたばちゃんねるの利用規約について
ふたばちゃんねるでは下記の行為を原則として禁止とします。
文字の書き込みや画像の貼り付けについて次に該当するもの
中傷・侮辱・名誉毀損
脅迫・自殺
個人情報・プライバシー
つきまとい・ストーカー
連投・負荷増大・無意味な羅列
広告・spam
売春・援交
侵害・妨害
板違い
荒らし・嫌がらせ・混乱の元
政治・宗教・民族
2次画像について次に該当するもの
グロ画像
猥褻画像・無修正画像
3次画像について次に該当するもの
グロ画像
エロ画像
児童ポルノ画像
猥褻画像・無修正画像
ただし、
政治板において上記禁止事項の「政治」を除外します
韓国経済板において上記禁止事項の「民族」を除外します
二次元グロ板において上記禁止事項の「2次画像について次に該当するもの グロ画像」を除外します
二次元グロ裏板において上記禁止事項の「2次画像について次に該当するもの グロ画像」を除外します
雑談板において上記禁止事項の「板違い」を除外します
スピグラ板において上記禁止事項の「板違い」を除外します
二次元裏板において上記禁止事項の「板違い」を除外します
>>155551491
2/2
この利用規約は必要に応じて変更します。
2010年7月7日変更
2010年7月31日変更(二次元グロ裏板を追加)
2010年8月25日変更(二次元裏(dec)板において政治に関する内容を禁止)
2013年6月22日変更 板違いについて
2013年8月18日変更 例外について表記を変更
2014年8月19日変更 猥褻画像・無修正画像について表記を変更
ふたばちゃんねる
So 2chan has less rules than 4chan, huh?
Cute
>>155551530
2chan doesn't have Aussie Shitposters.
>>155551599
Nor do they have fucking leafs.
>>155551667
So the ultimate outcome of /spa/ is /a/ now hates Canada?
>>155548108
Most of the guro i see is food related, moon people are really proud of their food fetish
Their trap thread has some really nice pictures.
>>155551931
Post that link.
>>155551931
Who is the Jap Trap of choice?
Found some titi (sic).
Entire thread of these.
http://may.2chan.net/webm/src/1491265816988.webm
>>155547273
It never ceases to amuse me how they're just like us.
>>155552430
Isn't it the other way around? They came first.
Why do they have so many baseball threads?
>>155552412
How did I never notice that Captain was literally just Microsoft Sam?
>>155552474
youre probably on the baseball board
I found this
>>155552467
Yeah, but that was just the formatting for the site. It's not like their userbase significantly influenced ours. It's more like the structure of the sites determine the eventual culture, and the fact that we get each others senses of humor despite the difference in language and society when the rest of the internet boggles at us, that's something. Something really stupid, but amusing.
>>155552499
How many baseball boards do they have then!?
>>155552607
That's quite heartwarming. No matter where we are, the scum of the chans can get each other, while no-one gets us.
what does this mean
http://may.2chan.net/webm/src/1489979269647.webm What did he think was going to happen
>>155552838
Click YAMEROOOOOOOO for fun times.
>>155552838
left =yes right=no
>>155551763
I've always hated the leafs.
>>155552899
Basically
Left = Hairu = Enter
Right = Yameru = Stop
>>155546855
Thats a nice Gouf
>>155546553
I found a link to a theme i liked but i couldn't find youtube links for it only this one
https://www.youtube.com/edit?o=U&video_id=0mWAtnBLoEw
>>155553078
Damn stupid jewtube giving wrong links on video manager.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mWAtnBLoEw
had to upload it to my channel because the thing i got from 2ch was a download link
Their webm board is like a mix of 8bit music testicles
I think I clicked on their animal board? idk
>>155552866
You're probably retarded, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you are, but if you look at the left you'll notice the pillar is capable of standing on it's own. The fact that it tumbled after separating it was bad luck.
>>155553488
Isn't that the smallest living land vertebrate? I saw it on a Sir David Attemburough Documentary.
>>155550816
>Ushio & Tora reference
NOICE
>>155552838
something like warning this is a nsfw board
Something to do with U19 ranking
why is there catalog so shit?
>>155553990
kek
>>155550366
Weeaboo fanart, perhaps?
>>155550552
You can post bugs on >>>/an/ I think.
Interesting.
kek
hiro really fucked them over with the advertisements, holy shit
>>155550873
Not him, but I agree and I doubt I'll change my mind by next year.
>>155554234
hiro has nothing to do with futaba
http://www.nhk.or.jp/manben/
Found a link to a site with manga artist interviews and drawing videos
>>155550847
Papa Franku?
>>155547273
Link?
>>155548108
Captain Haddock projectile vomiting over the gunwale.jpg
>>155550658
>2chan
You are the newfag
Go to Hello Work you fucking NEETs
>>155550905
What the fuck? They fucking have upvotes.
>>155553990
delet
>>155550452
Somebody give me a quick rundown
>>155555335
>implying
Are you fucking dumb? futaba is on 2chan, not 2ch you fucking retard.
>>155555555
>>155557156
Why did they delete that get?
>>155557176
I dunno, it was a shitty GET anyway. Fucking scripts.
>>155557176
shitty get shitpost thread claimed by s4s with a script
No idea what the fuck is going on but it's cute.
蟷螂
What is the anime board?
>>155548108
>>155557727
cute
>>155558397
http://may.2chan.net/b/res/475711498.htm
>1話のラストはよく分からなかった
>若さと美貌を金で手に入れたんだから回収されたら元に戻るだけでは?
fucking ha ha
this nip is just as confused as that one autist in the threads here
?
>>155548108
Took me six hours to realize what this image was. Fucking why.
>>155558477
>>155558490
>>155558499
I like this thread
http://may.2chan.net/b/res/475702561.htm
>>155558490
>dat ass
they're talking about us
>>155558580
>>155558580
Ok, who tipped them off that we were visiting?
>>155551763
everyone hates snow chinks
>>155558580
>>155558588
Being hiro is suffering.
>>155558604
Fuck off cunt.
>>155558603
no one, there's just a thread about Hiroyuki up see >>155550586
>>155549679
>Finno-Korean Hyper War
Oh, they know about that?
Sasuga, nips.
>>155558614
i smell maple
>>155558627
I wish I could read Moon and tell what they're saying. It's nice to have an outside perspective and opinion on what's going on here.
Rokudenashi
http://may.2chan.net/webm/src/1491448712596.webm
>>155558653
Just open 2chan on Chrome and it will translate everything for you.
>>155558643
I smell crossboarder
They're talking about Oshii and Ghost in the Shell in this thread.
http://may.2chan.net/b/res/475683122.htm
>>155558734
>実写版『攻殻機動隊』を見て押井守監督は何を思ったのか?
>「僕に言わせれば相当奇妙な映画だと思う」
hmm...
>>155558734
What do they think of the Western Movie? Do they like or hate it?
>>155558772
For some reason they keep talking about how it looks like a video game.
What's the anime board?
>>155558828
Middle left a cute.
>>155558802
>for some reason
You know the Hobbit movie trilogy, right? It's the same thing. Sure, they LOOK human, but the way they move is out of a videogame - the movements are simply too unrealistic. Which is strange, since superhero movies, with their unrealistic depictions of strength can be somewhat realistic and believable.
That movie also has decent visuals and VFX - pretty much the only thing it has going for it. Perhaps it's all the visual clutter and the bombarding of colour that's having an effect on them.
>>155558954
ESL, sorry if this reads a tad weird.
>>155558954
What's up with the daft punk convention going on?
>>155558954
>>155558954
Let me clarify a bit, since in hindsight, it sounds quite hurried.
There's nothing wrong with the movements of the characters - normally. But when they're in some sort of battle, then they look unrealistic. The geishabots in the first couple of minutes moved with precise, calculated movements, which is befitting of a robot. But in the tank battle, near the end of the movie, the Major was jumping around freely, almost as if unhindered by gravity. The whole "lifting-the-lid-from-the-tank" sequence also didn't really feel quite right. Her arms seemed like they were stretched (like turkish delight) in slow motion - they didn't look like they were tearing and falling apart under the enormous pressure.
>>155559197
You're a lifesaver, anon.
>>155558702
getting a bit
nippy
up there, ayyy
>>155558916
>not choosing far right, perplexing them all, so now they all want it
>>155558954
Same people did both, it seems WETA are into that sort of look nowadays.
>>155551965
>>155551983
It's seems the thread got deleted. Sorry.
Does 2chan have some sites archive their stuffs?
It's VP9, and it has sound, so I uploaded it somewhere else instead.
https://my.mixtape.moe/pnfaqp.webm
>>155559343
Fuck me, that's good.
>>155549591
that's 2ch
That Sonico figurine is not half-bad; I don't know if it's the photographer's skill, or the figurine itself, but it doesn't really stand out, it has rather natural colours.
>>155559709
the colours and the plastic material aren't really noticeable at first, they don't stand out*
Compared to shit like pic related, it looks like a fucking masterpiece.
>>155559409
>>155559737
>not mevius lights
>>155550421
Well, 4chan has a board dedicated to horse fuckers. That's weird enough.
>>155559737
Fuck is that green stuff on the ground?
>>155559929
I think that's a pool of water.
>>155559929
It looks like a hot spring based on the steam? Can't really see it well.
>>155546553
>>155559901
How new?
>>155558397
Why do they get better ads than us?
>>155554905
Wait, you didn't already know about manben?
Shit, why doesn't /a/ show any actual interest in manga?
>>155555340
no Hello Work in murican
all jobs stole by mexicans
http://web.komica.org/
try chink vesion
>couldn't find their animu board despite being able to read some nip
yameroooo
Does 2ch have archives?
>>155551111
These digits are illegal.
>>155552430
Only the medium changed.
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
http://dat.2chan.net/21/res/365179.htm
naruto
>>155561587
Most anime discussion happens on the may/b/ board https://may.2chan.net/b/futaba.php?mode=cat
Wtf is this ?
ohh... I spotted a gaijin
>>155562031
Idiot! We're supposed to be keeping on the down-low, not letting them know we've visiting. We don't want to spook the locals.
Speaking of, does it go down when all Japanese people are asleep, or slow down to a crawl? They don't have Euros to keep shit going overnight.
>>155562000
My Grandpa is a Fat something-or-other
>Don't make Grandpa mad!
Starring Sammo Hung
>>155562067
>>155562031
Kek. Damn, I just noticed this thread, sadly by the time I wake up it's gonna be dead, it's funny to go around futaba to see what shit is getting posted.
>>155562081
Yeah, it pretty much comes to a halt as soon as it's nighttime for them, strange considering in many outlets there are fucking nips 24/7.
>>155562031
>>155562081
You do know they post cropped English scans by themselves, because sometimes the original pages in Japanese are wiped from the internet over there
I see English scan pages on their guro board all the time
>>155562067
What does this say?
>二次元 has almost perfectly coherent japanese
Huh. I guess that means the posters from this board have an interest in maintaining it's quality. A lot of boards have posts which are a nightmare to translate.
>>155562175
hot
>>155560984
>/a/
>having any interest in manga besides weekly shounen shit
>>155560984
We need manga board.
>>155558523
Share Thine revelations with lesser minds such as mineself please, Sire.
>>155549259
This got me thinking, I've never seen a Detective Conan/Case Closed thread on /a/ before.
>>155549790
Figma part mixing.
>>155562726
王 道 を 征 く
>>155562761
what time is it comrade?
Gottem
>>155562852
Why is it Japan can get away with this while we cannot?
>>155562844
Time for gulag
Found this on one of their boards, anyone know the name name of this?
>>155562996
nvm I had it on my hard drive all along
>>155562996
Full circle anon.
>>155562996
That's a Hideyoshi
>>155562674
Lurk more, there are dozen of them on here, just not close to the number those fotm got.
>>155549679
/his/ go everywhere
>>155561313
who is this qt?
>>155563421
some motivation speaker i guess
>>155548462
"go to work"
>>155561766
Is that all garlic?
thump
>>155563988
>you apply for a job
>this is your boss
wat do
>>155555491
I glad they still continue the time-honored art of fake chart making
>>155562000
He looks like Don Cheto
>>155559274
That's not how you do it. The correct way isCold enough for ya?
Haha, what the hell?
>>155562892
They don't live in a totalitarian state.
Stumbled upon the lewd kemono thread.
>>155571203
link?
>>155549679
>Finno-Korean Hyper War
I dIdn`t expect to see that where
>>155550548
to forgot their very shitty existence
>>155566852
Send her your dick pics
>>155550668
WHAT? Which one? Now, If I only undertood moonrunes...
http://may.2chan.net/b/res/475818579.htm
This guy has made a thread about Kobori from Amagi every single day since the show aired.
>>155561657
Classical shitposting.
What does it mean
https://my.mixtape.moe/prfszs.webm
also found this, we're not so different after all
https://my.mixtape.moe/ycuamd.webm
>>155552866
reacted like a champ tho
>>155573062
>wasting precious dick pics on a plain jane
>>155558490
Is that Megumi Hayashibara behind that guy?
>>155561987
Why is this shit costs 30 bucks a meal?
I could buy a week's worth of food (that isn't cup ramen) with 30 bucks
>>155559737
>took a photo of the background, other japs will possibly find out who he is
absolute madman
>>155574488
>8gag pretending they're not just a halfway point between us and lebbit
>>155575176
>halfway
>not reddit the imageboard
Kek
>>155546553
>>155561657
>Word square
that's amazing
>>155570898
i like this image
>>155576071
That is great.
>>155576071
I don't get it.
>>155576071
They're just like us.
>>155574057
True dedication to his waifu.
>>155549679
>Nips know about the Finno-Korean Hyper War
OH FU
>>155576071
Holy shit they are literally us.
>>155561657
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
What a faggot
>>155576071
Why is it in Chinese
What is the purpose of the "sou da ne" board
>>155575226
>>155575176
>Being Hypocritical
Be more self aware please
>>155577501
>>155561657
>word square
Holy fucking shit
>>155577501
>>155576730
speak for yourself redditor.
>>155550851
None of those are true except heavy workloads, which is mostly self inflicted. Even the long work hours are something they impose on themselves.
I cant read shit. So tell me how to do it. Do they even have their own desurachive?
>>155578140
ROMA
OLIM
MILO
AMOR
Man, watching people discover the graffiti for the first time is so great.
>>155577501
>>155577501
>>155578160
I can't help but hear it like this myself, everytime.Same with "dostedt"
>>155552412
I want to go back
>>155546553
Mysterious Japanese glam-rocker who also sounds like Bob Dylan somehow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57E8Y0F_G_I
>>155549679
>Finno-Korean Hyper War
The fucking elevens know about it.
heh
http://may.2chan.net/b/res/475854920.htm
>>155562761
Looks like somebody's Stalin for time.
>>155577501
>over 74 million sou da nes
h-how? can a person do it more than once?
>>155578316
When you get a dead link replace 2chan by 2chin in the URL.
>>155547273
>I came here to chew bubble gum and become a friend. And I'm all out of bubble gum.
>>155562674
Lurk for 2 years before posting.
>>155573819
I don't remember I just clicked on it and google translate told me the board was called railways and everybody was taking pictures of railways.
>>155552430
>>155552757
>>155575582
>>155576071
Come on guys, we have known this for quite a while. See pic related and >>155561657
>>155579796
>I bet they're asking about the remake, too.
Yep.Seriously, when are we getting info?
>>155561657
Despite the number of times I've seen that link on /tg/,
>O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.
never fails to strike a chord with me.
>>155547842
Hnnngh.
Who wants to play some vidya games??
>>155558734
Post this and see how they react.
>>155558828
>backhand
This seems like a good place to ask.what's the best offline manga reader?
>>155550548
their life is shit
>>155585552
what os
>>155585746
Windows 7
>>155551786
No fucking way. Western people in general are much more hardcore with their vore shit.
>>155585746
Android
>>155550421
sick
>>155566852
Strongly suspect I'm being trolled, but not speak up for fear of screwing myself out of a job on the off-chance I'm not.
>>155585785Windows Photo Viewer
>>155585746
Windows 10 I was trying honey view but I'm not liking it.
>>155585785
I used CDisplay Ex, it was pretty good
>>155585945
well good luck cus there's nothing better
>>155554211
Looks like fabric.
>>155585945
Use Cover-Comics, I like that one too.
>>155585792
Vorefags and cookfags aren't really the same thing. Different subsets of sick fuckery.
Basically:
>Vore - Swallowing whole, fetishization of the mouth and throat, sometimes the digestive system as a whole
>Cooking - Detailed cannibalism, treatment of people as food, cooking/mutilation of human bodies
One's more prevalent in the West, the other in the East along with guro as a whole.