>putting bread on the grill
>eating food
ishygddt
>>155511918
>>155511918
That's clearly bacon.
>>155511918
Huh, what?
Are you serious?
Maybe he thinks the mushroom is bread?
>>155511918
>putting chocolate on the grill
It's a mushroom
>>155511918
That's a mushroom you tard. Also there's nothing wrong with putting bread on the grill, it soaks up all the meat juice and tastes fucking delicious.
>>155511969
>ishygddt
Where did this meme come from?
>>155512165
Welcome, newfriend
>>155511918
>being this american pleb
>replying to this reposted stale bait
>>155511918
those are onions
>>155512068
>>155512073
>>155511918
What's the difference between a grill and an oven? They both use heat.
>>155511918
>putting bread on the grill
And onions, mushrooms, cheese, peppers, etc.
What do you even eat?
It's a goddamn potato, you blind senior citizens.
>>155512501
One uses heat differently than the other.
>>155512165
fuck off
>>155512165
>2011+6
>being a newfag
shiggydiggy
>>155511918
>not toasting his bread
>>155512501
Whats the difference between an oven and a flamethrower.
They both use heat.
>>155511918
>/a/ still hasn't realized OP is talking about the tortillas in the upper right corner
>>155513142
Those are onions
>>155513142
>Tortillas
Are you a fucking idiot.
Those are onions. The Japanese don't even know what a Tortilla is.
>>155513142
This post legitimately made me laugh out loud.
Thanks for that anon.
>>155513065
I feel like flamethrowers can spit out a lot of unburned gasoline which gets on your food. Ovens give out pure heat so that's not so much an issue.
>>155513192
>>155513206
are you guys fucking retards those are clearly tortillas or pita bread or some shit
>>155512165
Your so new it hurts
>>155513288
>tortillas or pita bread
stop it anon, my stomach hurts
>>155513288
>>155513355
>cutting your taco shells into concentric circles
dostedt
>>155513317
but im serious
>>155513355
pic related
>>155513355
cant you see the rings u old hag
>>155513355
i love pita bread
>>155511918
implying thats wrong, fucking go out for once, grilled bread is good shit
>>155513431
There are rings in OPs pic u tard
>This whole thread
>>155513355
Those are not onions in the OP, they're as big as the bread
>>155513501
When you make a grilled cheese, you're supposed to toast the bread in a toaster first, then put cheese on it and melt it in the microwave.
>>155513528
onion can be big yo
>>155513528
They have concentric circles you fuckface
>>155513561
That is the saddest sandwich I've ever heard of. Do you honestly not just put a little butter on the bread and put it in a frying pan?
>>155513561
what
>>155513528
Kinda look like pancakes
>>155513561
/a/ - Cooking
>>155513690
/cock/
>>155513687
I was just about to say this. Those are obviously pancakes.
those arent onions you fucking retards
it clearly a circle and not split into rings
>>155513561
>eurocuckolds
lmfao
>>155513733
Its clearly split into rings, get your vision checked homo
>>155513561
this post gave my physical pain
>>155512165
>2003 + 7 x 2
>not knowing the chaos god of atheism
>I seri
>>155513570
you can't roid vegetables in japan
>>155513595
>there are circles in it so it can only be onions
nice argument
>>155513776
fucktard, most Japan food are imported
>>155513772
>2003 + 7 x 2
that's 4020 dumbass
>>155513776
But there are over 7 concentric circles you retard, no food besides onions look like that
>>155511918
>putting greens on a grill
>>155513830
Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally.
>>155513830
Order of operations shithead. You are probably one of those onion fags too
>>155513830
>doesn't know the order of operations
Did you even go to school?
>>155513561
Don't bully this poor anon anymore everyone! It's already clear that he never had a loving parent who taught him how to make a correct grilled cheese sandwich.
>>155513860
i just microwaved it
>>155513851
What the fuck did she do this time?
>>155513860
It's a really old /sp/ meme, like 2010 old.
>>155513851
No, you're aunt is a whore with shit taste. I will not excuse it.
>>155513929
Not good person you are
>>155513709
How is that not too much butter?
>>155513963
>merely pretending
I love bread.
>>155513985
He's American.
>>155514025
gook bread is not good
>>155513860
>>155513926
It's not a meme, thats how my mummy taught me to make them.
>>155513859
>>155513854
Not him, but to be honest, he needed parenthesis on that equation.
is this the "pretending to be retarded" thread?
>>155514047
just eat your chicken tendies and shut up!
>>155514025
>:30
Why does bread have to be so lewd?
>>155514025
What is this magic? How does this happen?
>>155514067
fuck off narutard
go back to >>>/gaia/
>>155514056
No, it doesn't. You don't need them unless the order of operations is different than PEMDAS, as they're then redundant .
>>155514067
Mada Mada
>>155514092
It what happens when you play classical music for bread.
>>155514092
Yeast. It's the same thing 3dpd women get in their vaginas sometimes. I know, gross right?
>>155514154
Women can make bread come out of their vagina?
>>155514189
well, they have yeast down there
>>155514056
No he didn't.
>>155514189
No thats just where they get the yeast for bread
>>155514204
you're lying
FILENAME
>>155514189
Ah I wish I could have a bread baby.
>he doesn't grill his bread
>>155514225
why else it tastes sour, it is fermentation
>>155514225
There was an entire episode of Moyasimon devoted to it.
>>155511969
Thanks Mr. Skeltal
>>155514225
Technically we all have yeast everywhere. There is a good chance there is a type of yeast in your blood right now.
>>155514036
Do you know how popular their bakeries are worldwide?
>>155514322
No, do tell.
>>155514322
gook hype just like their kdrama
>>155514303
i bet you have cyst in your brain
>>155513709
>butters bread
>oils up cooking surface
>butters bread again
Short term memory problems?
>>155514366
oil is the flavor you plebian
>>155514389
>not the bread
>not the cheese
>not the caramelized sugar from grilling the bread
What the fuck?
>>155514389
That doesn't explain why he's buttering the bread twice.
>>155514366
I like to microwave my butter for my cheese sandwiches
>>155514389
The flavor? singular? I prefer a mix of flavors in my food.
>>155514412
>bread is pure CHO
>cheese is bland mik
>stop adding sugar u fatass
oil/butter is the flavor because its production is essentially aromatic molecules extraction from the raw material
>>155514459
I bet you're those people who put onions into theirs too.
>>155514473
>adding sugar
Trolling, or just stupid?
>>155514479
There are people who put onions in grilled cheese sandwiches? I would doubt you but I've seen things that are worse.
>>155514479
I put sliced tomato and bacon.
>>155514479
im not that anon, but onion is a perfectly acceptable addition to a grilled cheese, as long as they are sweet onions
/a/-Food & Cooking
>>155514479
Yes, I do. I also dip it ketchup.
>>155514549
>sweet onion
use bitter onion
>>155514479
That sounds amazing.
>>155511918
-looks at file name for picture-
>>155514366
are you implying butter is bad
>>155511918
>see bait thread
>know it's bait
>realize you have to respond anyway
>enter thread
>not even any fucking bread on the grill
>*autistic screeching*
>>155513808
Indeed it is, but that is not proof that the onions are genetically engineered. First let's take a look at Japan's onion imports and production. According to FAO (Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations) Japan is almost top 10 (11th place) in onion production, but as you have stated, the majority of vegetables are imported in their frozen form, primarily from China, which is, by far, the biggest onion producer in the entire world, with an yearly yield of almost twice as much than its closest competitor, India.
With that in mind, we can assume that the majority of onions in Japan are either produced within the country or imported from China, which brings in the question: does China use genetic engineering in its onions? A quick research shows that not only they do practice it, but are also quite lax in their regulations, which led to some complaints from importing countries. There is, however, no proof that China has been actively producing genetically engineered onions and exporting them in a significant number.
It's also worth taking note that Japan has one of the most restricted supervisions of food production chain in the entire world, so it would not be out of place to assume they are still crawling in regards to genetic engineering, which is a polemic subject. A quick research also points into that direction. Logically, it would make no sense at all to have such a restricted system and not apply it towards imported merchandise. In fact, most countries apply even more careful supervision to imported food, since they're not producing it and can't check that all the safety measures are being applied.
The "onion" in the OP is ridiculously oversized, and assuming that's the most outer ring, and thus the largest cut of the onion, it would still be incredibly hard to find such a gigantic vegetable. The probably of that being the case is really low, which means the onion itself is of an absurd size.
All facts point towards bread.
>>155512165
It's the beginning of spring for goodness sake.
>>155514590
But anon, if we don't have this thread from time to time we'll die! We'll seriously Die!
>>155514622
such things as summer do not exist anymore, /pol/ has ushered in the never ending summer
>>155512165
It has something to do with Seinfield and using a fork and knife to eat candy bars.
I use mayo instead of butter
>>155514619
/a/ - Asian countries produce import's
>>155514680
>mayo
>goblincum
>>155514680
are you my grandma? or is this a Missouri thing.
>>155514697
Sounds like a Misery thing to me.
>>155511969
this
>there are people in this very thread that fell for the food jew
>>155514025
The End of Evangelion by Hideaki Anno
>>155514619
Nobody gives a shit about that you autist, its onions very clearly. You don't cut concentric circles into bread.
>>155511918
>>155514025
Every single bread thread.
>>155513561
but then it's all hard. Why the fuck would you do that?
>>155514697
>>155514731
w-why bring up missouri?
w-we din du nuffin
>>155512165
It came from reddit, where you belong
>>155514555
>/ack/ - Autists Arguing About Food
>>155515124
Presumably his grandma is from there. In related subjects, at least you aren't from Arkansas you poor bastard.
>>155514872
What if it's a tree cross-section?
>>155513311
Not him, but I've been casually lurking 4chan for at least 5 years now and I somehow managed to miss how 'ishygddt' became a thing. I never asked because i know everyone would just react like this.
>>155515464
it's older than 5 years old
>>155515124
my grandma is from Missouri and she puts mayonnaise on everything, And cooking shows i have seen set in St. Louis always slather everything in mayo, even your fucking barque sauce is mayo based.
why? whats so great about mayonnaise? Ive always wanted to know.
>>155515482
Really? Maybe I'm just insane, but I could have sworn it only became a thing in the past few years.
>>155514872
>You don't cut concentric circles into bread.
You should though. Cutting circles in your bread improves the texture and flavour of it. You should't put it on a grill, though. That just destroys the bread.
>>155515484
I think it's pretty okay
It's not my favorite sauce or anything, but it goes well with a lot of things.
I wasn't aware it was a Missouri thing?
Although I don't replace butter with mayo.
>>155515508
On some boards, it's not like memes instantly reach across all boards.
>>155515512
>Cutting circles in your bread improves the flavor
>>155515508
>>155515593
>>Cutting circles in your bread improves the flavor
It affects how it cooks, so he's right.
>>155512165
you need to go back
>>155514619
Bro your autism is showing
>>155512165
2012
>>155515593
Fuck, where did those years go?
>>155512165
>posting on 4chan before you turn 18
Shiggydiggydoo
>>155512165
>>155512120
>letting a piece of bread soak up all the blood, lard, preservatives, cow shit, dirt, etc. and then EATING IT
Jesus fucking CHRIST
>>155517181
>doesn't like the taste of blood, lard, and cow shit
>>155514619
>>155511918
>bacon
>hot cross bun
>pancakes
that's one stacked breakfast, could use some eggs
>>155517592
Epic, put me in the screencap next time.
>>155511969
This.
>23 PB (Post-Bogda)
>not absorbing energy through your skin via photosynthesis
>>155513412
I laughed so hard it gave me hiccups. The kind that hurt.
>>155517465
I like my food as food, thank you very much.
>>155517181
>Cow shit, dirt
I don't know what kind of meat you're eating but here in the first world you can cook meat without it being caked in cow shit and dirt
>>155511918
That's not bread, it's a mushroom.
>>155513420
>Japs eating pita bread.
>>155512165
>>155515297
More like /ack/ - autists arguing about yuri
>>155514025
>>155519190
>>155514108
>Newfag can't even show his middle finger right
And it's Borutotard now
>>155514189
Haven't you heard the term "A bun in the oven"?
ITT: people with pleb taste
>frozen fishsticks
>frozen chicken nuggets
>mac and cheese
>ranch
>soda
>ew medium rare steak still has blood in it
>ew sashimi is raw fish why would you eat anything raw
>what do you mean my palate is shit
>>155513709
I think something is wrong with that but I am not sure what it is..
>>155511918
fucking retards when you buy vegetables at a yakiniku place they give you onions like the ones in the top right
>>155519677
What the fuck.
>>155519677
>not having a machete around to open your coconuts
>>155517181
>cow shit, dirt
What the fuck have you been eating?
looks dank senpai
>>155513142
Ignoring the fact that they look like onions and not fucking tortillas, why the fuck would he be grilling tortillas in that context? Think before you open your retard mouth again you stupid spic.
>>155519677
>>155519715
>>155519771
>not just hitting the thing with your hands to split it
If you are worried about damaging your counter top just sit down and set it on your knees before you hit it.
>>155519898
Admittedly I've never tried to open a coconut like that.
Then again my coconuts are pic related.
>>155519925
eating loli coconut, such a newfag
>>155519945
Teach me your coconut eating ways anon!
>>155519945
>eating non-loli coconuts
Enjoy your coconut that's had dozens of dicks in it, cuck.
>>155511918
That damn filename. OP knew what he was doing
>>155519993
>>155520006
google old coconut, i am not joking.
loli coconut is for drinking her fluid while old coconut is for her flesh
>>155519925
What about orange coconuts?
>>155520069
>loli coconut is for drinking her fluid
L-lewd.
>>155520069
>loli coconut is for drinking her fluid while old coconut is for her flesh
I'm going to need art of this.
>>155513830
Do you /math/, anon?
>>155513830
Excellent bait - ya gottem.
>>155512165
>not knowing
ishiggydiggy
>>155512165
This cant be real
>>155512165
Pls go and stay go
>>155511918
excellent bait OP, have a (You)
>>155514025
Diamonds right now.
>>155524685
Kill yourself you fuckwit.
>>155524685
>Not atheist
It's a /tg/ thing, not an atheist thing, and it has to do with the image associated with the meme.
challah bread is fucking delicious
>>155511918
>bread
>Asian countries
thats tofu you dipshit
>>155514056
He literally didn't.
>>155519771
Called?
>>155511918
I actually toast bread on the grill at work, its not bad
>>155513709
do americans really eat this?
>>155525494
As an american, I can neither confirm nor deny that we consume unreasonable amounts of butter and other dairy products.
>>155512165
I feel so old now.
>>155511969
yeah senpai
>>155525338
I did too, there are even specially-made butter/oil rollers to use. It helps speed things up.
>>155516186
>All those moments will be lost in time, like [coughs] tears in rain.
>>155512165
>>155513830
>4020
bazle it
>>155513709
As a dutch guy im offended by the sort of cheese he put on that bread.
>>155512165
Search for it at knowyourmeem:^)
>>155529466
Where the fuck are the vegetables?
>>155530005
God damn it. No, it is never time for that.
>>155530005
>bloody meat
What are you, some kind of beast? A savage?
>>155530005
>>155530045
What kind of bread is THAT??
>>155529956
Onion and mushrooms?
You should really eat more than just cheese burgers, Anon.
There are people in this thread that eat steak rare and without ketchup.
It was only a question of time before someone would start posting ja/ck/
>>155530076
>somehow didn't flour properly
>batter way too fucking thick
>all that waste
>all that oil for a fucking corn dog
pls stp
>>155530311
Not even half way to autosage though. Maybe I hope too much.
>>155530005
pls no
>>155530258
I hope that sticker adds a delightful backend flavor.
>>155530311
jack ruined these threads. /a/ cooking threads used to be so good. We'd share shit that we had cooked and we'd all shitpost together, now it's just the faggots posting jack 's abominations and even a couple versions of this thread.
>>155512013
We have this thread at least eight times a year, come on now anon.
>>155512165
I swear, we should all speak in memes that are too dank and incomprehensible for the newfag. We'd get rid of a LOT of shit eaters like this fag.
>>155530466
threads before ja/ck/ were better
>>155530076
>Putting banana in yogurt.
>>155530005
Post the claws, the claws. You know what I'm talking about.
I love the claws.
>>155519870
If that poster was actually spicanese, he would know on a genetic level that those are not tortillas. They are bagels.
>>155512165
NORMIES OUT
>>155513065
Whats the difference between an oven and a nuke.
They both use heat.
>>155514025
delet this
this is a blueboard, you can't post porn here
>>155514619
This is indisputable
/ck/ invades /a/
Ok I guess
>>155512165
Hey, /ck/. Is samurai gourmet fun?
>>155515896
Posting this on /a/ is just a subtle form of humor.
t. not statistics guy.
>>155530498
Okay, I laughed.
>>155530538
How is it possible to fuck up a basic pie?
>>155530074
>meat
rare meat is alright. The scary thing is that's poultry, which will give you food poisoning if it's that bloody
>>155530530
Oh wait, its already here >>155530389
I love this one
>>155530787
By setting the temperature too high, I think.
>>155517181
Line cook here, I could teach you to work wonders with all the stuff you just listed (except the cow shit) but I would prefer to kill you with the nearest blunt object (Probably a meat tenderizer) for having such despicable shit taste.
Do you guys like ramen?
Best thread on /a/! Looking at these ass-clowns in action has convinced me I need to start my own cooking show. Also, >>155530787 Kyoani finds a way.
>>155530825 or taking it out of the oven before it's actually cooked, looks like.
>>155530912
Fuck, this one is something else.
>>155530389
holy shit I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE
>>155531019
What is this guy's channel?
>>155530668I unironically love when they do
>>155530808
>He sliced up the entire bar of butter into chips only to use all the butter anyways.
So, who is the worst cooker of /a/?
(and who is the best)
>>155512165
>ishygddt is 6 years old
>People who were 12 when ishygddt came into being can now post on 4chan
>>155511918
Maybe hes German
For me, it's the McChicken
>because of jack, even cooking threads become ironic
God bless the United States of America.
>>155530977
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
This one caught me a little off guard.
>>155531322
>Mushroom hambooiga.
>>155531363
I had one of these for the first time a few months ago and instantly realized why people get obese off of this shit. It tastes good (for what it is), but just one isn't filling and they come cheap as fuck. I've seen people gorging on four or five of these at a time.
>>155513830
I'm out, fuck this.
>>155531434
This webm never fails to amaze me.
>>155531526
>he doesn't indulge in them
McChicken-chan loves you though, anon
>>155531523
I-Is that apple?
>>155531451
its Prezel Bread
>>155531434
Why meat is so burned in open fire? Did they cook it in campfire? What a waste.
>>155531250
I'm the worst.
>>155531526
Gotta eat big to get big brah.
>>155531917
Why do people who can't understand basic plate presentation insist on posting food they made?
>326 replies
>ctrl+f "French toast"
>1 result
how the fuck
Jack works with his hands like he just got them yesterday.
Would you?
>>155532045
Not with that much oil, but yes.
>>155531801
It's a rub, you silly chucklefuck.
>>155532028
Enough is enough. This fucker deserves a bullet to the brain for his crimes against food.
>>155532076
>Olives for garnish, and voila!
>>155531526
Can relate, long ago I ended up eating three of those. After that I had to sit down and re-think my life choices.
Today, I rarely eat burgs, and when I do, I only leave home with money for exact one, and only one.
>>155532104
>rub
Im pretty sure thats coal by the time of cutting.
/ck/, you need new memes.
>>155532076
>canned this, canned that, plastic this, plastic that
>bake them all
Christ.
>>155511918
Why can't Nips even barbecue right?
>>155531678
Yes.
>>155531993
what the fuck is plate presentation
>>155532339
fucking neck yourself american piece of shit
>>155532265
Because they did not have such an abundance of resources in their history?
>>155512120
>soaks up meat juices
This is a great way to ruin good bread, you absolute halfwit. Why do Americans have such fucked up palettes? You'd trigger all of /ck/ if you ever suggested placing bread on a grill.
That's about as subhuman as putting meat in scrambled eggs, or an omelette.
>>155530977
Why not use fresh or sour cream or a creamy cheese or any other fatty creamy body that would fit in much better taste-wise than Mayo?
>>155512165
>>155532248
>third worlders and Leafs shitting on Murrican food
Let's talk about English food.
>>155513709
someone tell that hipster retard that the "handcrafted" in "hand crafted artisian cheese melt" doesnt mean literally using your filthy fucking hands.
>>155531657
this is fine. omelettes are the hardest thing to fuck up. should have folded in the pan but half cooked eggs are edible unless you are in some druglord country
>american this, american that
How do you know you are talking to Americans?
>>155532375
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
>!
>>155532375
fruity faggot who likes to drizzle sauces detected
>>155532432
OCDfags plz go
>>155532360
Why the fuck he uses cat paw when he doesn't even direct blade by it.
Whyyyyyy
>>155532466
There is only one nation that wastes food so efficiently on planet Earth.
>>155532545
>leaky taco
>>155532375
Fuck I'm a murrican and I even know what that is... helps I actually cook for a living.
>>155532432
>worried about touching food you are going to cook with your bare hands
Boy never go to a restaurant if that upsets you.
>>155532352
>no strings of cheese from the mouth
0/10
>>155531801
It's not burned and it's not charred.
American bbq is slow smoked away from the fire. That dark meat you're seeing is called bark. It's the oils & juices in the meat that have been caramelized with the rub (the mix of spices on the surface of the meat).
>>155532823
What the fuck? The marble was already inside the bottle, isn't it?
>>155531523
>oil
>onions
>garlic
not bad so far
>suddenly apple out of nowhere
>>155532731
Im seeing a black crust of burned organics. Knowing that it is spices and not meat doesn't help much.
Why the fuck you do that to your food?
>>155530537
I just puked a little.
>>155532331
But why?
>>155532917
Now before any of you say Murrifats that is Poutine poorly made but still it is poutine and that is fucking Canadian food.
A FUCKING LEAF!
it's a mushroom you fuckwit
This is the weirdest thread I've seen on /a/
>>155533172
>being this new
>>155532352
The fuck is that abomination?
>>155512165
Good god
>>155513830
>>155513854
>>155513859
>>155521948
>>155522045
>>155527993
>>155531555
No you bunch of ignorant niggers, he's right.
2003 + 7 = 2010 * 2 = 4020
2003 + 7(2) = 2017
2003 + (7 * 2) = 2017
>>155533230
Taberu~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_bmKy-s25Q&
>>155533262
this literally makes no sense retard
>>155533262
(You)
There's something really off-putting about these food preparation webms? Is there some meme that I'm missing here?
>>155533262
You are wasting your breath on amerifats burning their meat.
>>155533262
Here's your (You), ignorant faggot.
>>155533424
But why would /ck/'s mascot and official chef be banned on /ck/?
>>155525494
Hell yes, baby
although that's a rare treat for me, I know some probably eat it more often
>>155533450
General threads.
>>155514025
ma bro
I'm so hungry now
Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub
>>155533697
Is that bahn mi?
>>155530912
>>155533892
>>155533764
Looks like Yakisoba pan.
>>155532375
I know you mean shit like swiping some sauce across your plate, or putting a few drops of something here and there, and then slapping some faggot piece of green on top and being all like "Now it looks like a real masterpiece"
>>155511918
This is an old bait, I missed it.
>>155531182
That was cream cheese.
Has /ck/ actually tried making the stuff the guy in these webms makes or do they just point and laugh at him? Surely at least ONE of these concoctions tastes good.
>>155534209
Problem is they'a probably also 5000 calories each. Ffs, the man puts mayo onto a chocolate cake.
>>155526158
You're not growing younger.
>>155527706
Next.
>>155528157
Thanks.
>>155530501
Easier to quit this hellhole.
>>155530695
Ok.
>>155531286
Thanks I started much earlier.
>>155532412
Good. you can stay there.
>>155533237
Yes God is good.
>>155534389
Christ, you're acting like this is the first time anyone has given you over three replies.
>>155534209
>>155534301
The main issue I see with most of his recipes is that he drastically undercooks everything he makes. Especially if it involves meat.
>>155513830
Are you serious?
>>155532980
Eat some and find out.
>>155532592
>pyramid of rice
looks weird. The fire pit of carrots also looks dumb.
>>155534841
plebian
>>155534389
>being this new
>>155532375
Don't lump all us 'Murrcans in one pile. Folks in fly-over country think plate presentation means pulling a whole animal out of a deep-fry and slapping it on a hollowed-out carburator. Classy!
>>155532569
China!
>>155535014
>Folks in fly-over country
Pls no bully. I'm in the east coast right now and people give weird looks whenever I use the word pop.
>>155532980
Have you never eaten bbq?
it's not burnt dude, it's just spices and shit
it's the especially delicious part.
>>155535121
That's because you're using slang for drugs. Ever heard 'Once you pop you just can't stop'? Say soda and nobody will ever know.
>>155532130
>corn syrup
>twice in a row
>>155534874
Whatever you say
>>155535340
I've wanted to try out deep fried butter for quite some time
>>155532592
Those are really boring plates anon
The only one that is even remotely enjoyable to look at is the top left
All the sets look really gross too. Is it just raw veg rice and meat?
It's probably the lighting for the most part, but the colors are also really gross.
That pyramid of rice is shameful.
You can do much better anon. It's like you're not even using your head. How long have you been cooking? If you say more than a year I won't believe you
fuck this thread, I'm so triggered thath I'll write in french. vous me dégoutez tellement putains d'américains de merde avec voutre putain de non respect de la bouffe, j'ai faillit gerber quinze fois avec tout ces plats de merdes, même pour du shitpost c'est outrageant, se promener dans un camps polonais durant holocauste est certainement bien plus agréable que de supporter tout ce diabète
purulent que vous osez appeler des plats. Je vous hais tous autant que vous êtes, vous et votre système d'unité impérial, votre impérialisme ultra libéral néo nazi. apprenez a respecter votre putain de bouffe, apprenez ce qu'est un légume, comment cuire, apprécier un aliment ou allez crever d'un cancer du cul. jme casse de votre thread et de /a/, ras le cul de vos post de puceau cancerigène
>>155512165
Holy Fuck
>>155514252
That looks so fucking good right now fuck.
Why do anime shiitake mushrooms look like pretzel buns?
>>155536343
No idea.
>>155536064
How does it look like a pretzel bun?
>>155536343
It's the janitors job to clean up shit.
>>155512165
>>155512165
Why
>>155511918
>putting bread on the grill
But I like my bread slightly toasted, what is wrong with it?
>>155511984
>>155530130
>mushrooms
>vegetables
KYS
>>155514366
I put oil in my pan when I cook mine so that no bread sticks, less chance of it.
>>155532592
That looks like fancy plane food.
>>155535570
Not that /a/non, but it seems more a case of lighting and default-level restaurant equipment, plus the presentation style shown seems to be the fad these days. The veg seems blanched if anything. I think the shapes of the plates contribute to a poor presentation style as well. the top left works best from what is shown, but I think the top right would be better used for the bottom right plate and vice-versa. The bottom left plate should be tossed out and the food put in a bag for the hobos undoubtedly waiting in the alley.
>>155532432
I'm sure if you walked into a kitchen you'd have a heart attack
>>155511918
>not putting bread on the grill
You don't like toasty buns?
>>155530506
The fuck is that? How to make something unhealthy more cancer tier?
>>155540174
You can do much better with default level restaurant equipment. A lot of nicer restaurants use plain rounds, cups and bowls and present very nice dishes.
Honestly, I'd throw out both of the bottom plates.
top right would look okay on a plain white round without the depression in the middle.
What bothers me the most right now though is how lifeless and bland it all looks. When I look at these sets, the first thing that comes to mind is plain, bland, boring and lifeless.
There's plenty more you can do with all of those vegetables yet they are just served blanched or raw, small puck of meat with some plain old brown gravy, and some ugly brown rice to compliment all of the other brown shit on the plate. The rice pyramid makes me want to vomit. The lincoln logs stack of carrot sticks is fucking stupid too. Why would you leave the stem on one fucking pepper too? So many things wrong and next to nothing right
>>155511918
>>155532265
I've always wished I had enough disposable income to open a Texas-style barbecue in Japan but somehow manage to make it so an average joe could eat there and not beggar themselves trying.
>>155512165
>not googling it so that you can pretend to fit in
Is this the cooking thread?
>>155544446
>That soggy skin
disgusting
In a properly cooked piece, chicken skin should be crispy. The crunch and flavor compliments the juicy lean meat.
>>155544446
>posting ja/ck/
Dude the mods just deleted and probably banned a bunch of ja/ck/ posts from this very thread.
>>155544781
That looks oishii
>>155530555
you first you fucking normalfag
>>155544446
Why is the meat so bloody? Is this a how not to demonstration?
>>155533949
>milk+ramen
>>155533949
Is Maruchan /ourbrand/?
>>155533764
it says yakisoba panda
>>155545196
Looks nice.
>>155545154
>putting marshmellows on pasta
>>155544354
>not putting all your poop in the fridge
>>155545392
It isn't marshmallows it's peppermint candy
>>155545392
That is garlic and cheese.
>>155545392
It's tofu.
>>155545052
Sapporo Ichiban is better. Also I like the philosophy behind the founding of the company.
>>155545154
That's fetta right?
Please tell thats fetta.
>>155545683
Yes.
>>155545820
That's clearly a bottle you dipshit.
>>155533949
>gookshit
>better than Japanese ramen
Yeah no
I feel a bit conscious reading this thread because as a poorfag student I've occasionally created some abominations to keep myself fed.
>>155514025
Bread is just so beautiful. Perfected over centuries of bread artisans, it's a timeless food.
>>155544623
The biggest problem is how uncooked and raw the meat is.
>>155545478
>implying I don't
How do you think I got this far?
>>155513561
>microwave
Holy shit nigger end yourself.
>>155545970
ACCA made me appreciate bread more.
>>155512165
its short for
i shiggy diggy do (or dont, in that case)
its from the anime Scooby Doo
>>155532418
Where's the hash brown, anon?
Where's the black pudding?
>>155533892
I actually made these for family.
They're delicious, and have great novelty value.
>>155513709
>that cinematography for a fucking bread and cheese
>>155532418
>eggy not in a basket
>>155536064
They look like jacket potatoes.
>>155530506
I have seen this clip many times and i'm still wondering why she bothers to use the prongs to cleanly present the Doritos around the cup when she could've just dumped it and spread it around.
This is street food, not a 5 star restaurant.
is this the /ck/ thread?
>>155525494
>I'm European an prefer my food bland
It's only bad for you if you're a lazy fuck
>>155531988
I have a hard time believing that the shrimp are cooked just by passing through that flame for half of a second
>>155512165
>not saying you were baiting for damage control
That's a lot of (You)s though.
>>155546520
>>not saying you were baiting for damage control
The problem is that no one will believe you even if it is true.
>>155535340
This is county food, only served at county fairs. Nobody eats this food on the regular. They're as much a novelty for us as it is for you.
>>155546501
They're not.
Note how the shell is left on. It gives the batter something to hang on to and cooks instantly giving the impression that the shrimp is cooked when the meat itself hasnt been touched and is still completely raw.
>>155535488
It's basically just fried batter. The butter melts in the heat and is absorbed by the batter as it cooks.
>>155546610
It's most likely not bait. I've seen people falling for the "naruto is the gateway anime of the worst kind" pasta today.
It's reality that we are overrun with newfags.
I love these threads
>>155546045
(You)'re alright
>>155547037
>I've seen people falling for the "naruto is the gateway anime of the worst kind" pasta today.
You're lying, that's not true. That can't be true
>>155547217
Thank (You)
>>155544290
It's going to be tough since meat in Japan is expensive.
>Texas-style barbecue
pleb
>>155513709
I can feel my veins clogging just watching this webm.
>>155532265
>no sosigs
>>155511918
If you haven't eaten grilled bread with olive oil and oregano, you don't know where it's at.
>>155512165
shiggy diggy do
how new are you
>>155542440
Blame Food Network. They push this shit all the time.
>>155514473
You're thinking of essential oils. Cooking oil is primarily made up of fatty acid chains of differing chemical character
>>155514025
Reminder to say thank you to yeast everyday for being civilization's number one best friend
>>155545921
I some times feel bad when I read posts like this, because I've never struggled or wanted for food any day of my life.
I mean, some times I challenge myself to see how long I can go without eating. I do that out of boredom more than anything.
Why don't you just learn how to hunter or something, dude. Then you can get food for free.
>>155546108
Despite being a comedy, Yakitate Japan will really make you appreciate bread and baking in general
>>155532012
>>155550278
You can see some pretty nice plating on some of the contest shows like chopped. Food network isn't a good channel for learning about food, but there are some good examples.
The best way to learn plating is to watch pros and copy what they do imo. I'm pretty sure there are books too, but it's really just a matter of making your components come together in a visually appealing way. That means having components that CAN come together on the same plate (gotta take into account your colors and shapes and all that) and having an artistic vision in mind before hand.
Me and the head chef at the restaurant I worked at went through multiple notebooks per month sketching out plates for specials and jotting down notes about how they can be improved in the future. Something as lazy as what the guy I originally replied to posted is almost insulting. Honestly if he'd slapped all that shit on a school lunch tray i'd have less of a problem, but it's trying WAYYY too hard for what it is. I'm surprised anyone would pay for that.
>>155551041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF3MJ8FkRTE
>>155551307
You had it good. I was sous chef to a guy from Russia who did nothing but drink vodka on the line and then pass out in the pantry while I had to do his job as well as my own at the same time. I quit that place by putting his passed-out self in the walk-in for an hour.
>>155511918
go back to /ck/ you weeaboo
oh wait
>>155551370
>I flay it
Exquisite
>>155551928
That sucks.
I happened to be the depraved alcoholic sous at my restaurant but never had any incidents like that. Did have to leave for rehab though which is why I'm back on /a/
/blog
>>155547331
That's why I commiserate over the pricing.
>Texas as pleb bbq
Bless your heart.
>>155552460
BBQ RANKINGS (OFFICIAL)
1. MEMPHIS TENESSEE
2. TEXAS
3. KANSAS CITY
4. SOUTH CAROLINA
5. ALABAMA
6. ST. LOUIS
7. KENTUCKY
8. SHIT CAROLINA
9. LOUISIANA
>
>POWER GAP
>
999. FLORIDA
>>155552796
>shit carolina
>>155512165
Well played, friend. Here's another (You).
This post shows how insecure /a/utists are when facing a outsider.
>ITT we get to experience American education and cuisine at its finest
>>155553830
Bring all the (weak) banter you can. Some of you guys need a real confidence boost after /spa/ happened.
>Giving a fuck what /ck/ thinks
>Giving a fuck what Europeans think
>Caring about that one faggot who watches Diners, Drive-ins and Dives and suddenly thinks he's qualified to talk about cooking
>>155552796
I love living in the North-East and blasting the so-called BBQ here. After traveling the country and tasting the BBQ in different places, I can pretty much agree with these ranks even though I have a soft spot for the beef ribs. Florida is where everything goes to die, including your taste buds and dignity.
>>155513709
pure kino
>>155552796
>official
You mean your headcanon. The entire planet knows Texas rules barbecue. Pretenders need not apply.
>>155554385
Texas is up there. It's real close but Tennessee wins buddy.
>>155530891
tell me some good dirt recipes
>>155554432
You ask anyone 9/10 replies would be Texas. Good try kiddo.
>/a/ is now /ck/
lovely
>>155511918
Pretty sure that's a mushroom cap
>>155550754
>Why don't you just learn how to hunter or something, dude. Then you can get food for free.
Not that anon, but hunting is EXPENSIVE.
You need to buy all the equipment and get a license. Sure, it'll be cheaper in the long run, but it's not an investment a poorfag can immediately make.
>>155512165
>ishygddt
Am I the only one who sees this and thinks in my head "EE-SHI-GID-TEE"
>>155554432
texas bbq is the best
go visit Franklin's BBQ in Austin, I'll even pay for you
even then it's just a matter of a opinion anyway
Goddammit you faggots never fucking learn
>>155512165
Put me in the screencap
>>155513561
thank you anon for making me laugh harder than I have at anything in a while. God bless you and have a good night
>>155533949
Or...or...hear me out, you could make your own ramen...woah...
>>155511918
>Putting grills on the bread
>>155514531
That's a fucking melt you retard, not a grilled cheese sandwich.
>>155514459
>he doesn't know that it's the oil that gives it flavor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI2lWuoMV3I
>>155558893
>>155558656
Potato bread tastes like shit.
>>155559287
but breaded potato does not
>>155559336
Yeah but SnKworld is a shithole, which means there's no breaded potato, only potato bread.
>>155559287
shit taste detected
>>155559363
you can make a fortune, anon
show them the way
>>155559375
I'd get eaten by a Titan next episode for muh drama, no thanks. I'd rather remain a faceless nobody.
>>155546616
>But it is only for a novelty.
Yeah right. Last december, my co-worker "deep fried" a whole turkey for a thanks giving.
I don't think I could understand why americans love deep fried and steak so much.
>>155517181
>cowshirt, dirt
Remember to get your groceries in Hong Kong, you dirty mainlanders!
>>155533262
nice bait
>>155552796
>Shit Carolina
That's not what you were crying about last week
>>155512165
Well I feel old
>>155557137
Brah, all you need is a knife, your hands, and the will to do it.
License? Please, as if. Just don't get caught.
>>155560248
I truly do not recommend boar hunting with a knife and your hands. No amount of will is gonna save you from that shitstorm you bring upon yourself. At least make a spear and give yourself a chance.
>>155560426
I mean, if you're really desperate for food you could go after a squirrel, or your neighbor's dog, or some shit.
>>155531286
>ishygddt
>2012
nope
>>155560449
If I'm THAT desperate for food, my neighbors will be the first thing I prey upon.
>>155560489
That's weird, anon.
>>155532592
>>155535570
>>155534841
Wrong, this is clearly a refinee cook from /a/. Just look at this clear reference.
>>155530604
I feel like there's a WWII joke here.
>>155545052
>tfw maruchan changed their packaging sometime last year
just a little bit sad
>>155512165
Holy shit.
>>155531286
People who were too young for preschool when the board launched are old enough to post here. They were in the second grade during Chanology,
>>155533949
I know it's heretical, but I prefer to drain the water and add the chicken flavor after the fact directly before serving.
The weird thing is I love soups and broths in general.