ITT: Obnoxious phrases in anime you're sick of hearing

>>155496661
got one
>"ITT: Obnoxious phrases in anime you're sick of hearing"

>>155496661
Kyon-kun Denwa

>>155496661
>Nani sore? Imi wakannai

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>>155496661
>N-nani?!
>H-he's fast!
>Ikuze

"Ehhhhhh!??"

BAKANA

this is one dumb thread

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when the characters tell you the whats happening in the scene you've just watched

>>155498075
Sore wa baka no threado

>>155498183
> Kore*

>>155496661
"Yosh!"

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>>155498316
Was the rest right? Damn. I guess I'm pretty smart.

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>No ganbatte

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>Through the dark lord, Amen

>>155498168
This is how you know that anime is for children

I probably got tired of this one like the 2nd time I heard it but still:
>ie senpai

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>>155496661
>This is not an anime, this is srs business!
>If you kill him you'll be just like him
I can almost feel my dick growing backwards when I hear that shit.

Any character that says "onee-sama" is automatically shit.

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>>155498168
>flashbacks to scenes you just watched

>>155496661
You do realize this is on the level of an English speaker talking "I'm coming", right? The hell you want them to say?

Wakaran

>>155498322
Yosh, ikuyooooooooooo!
>Haaaaaaai!

>Osu
"Osuruk" means fart in my language and it just doesn't sound cool to me.

>>155496661
>hanbaga

>>155499038
The way Sakura from Fate say it's pure sex though. That slow sen - pai always gets me hard.

>>155499246
Watashi wa coming desu right now iku

>>155501497
This is the best though iku

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>>155499092

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>痛いよおにいちゃん

>talk for an hour
>fight for 3 seconds
>talk more

>tadaima
>okaerin

>>155498620
It wasn't.

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>>155499092
>>155502310

>>155498009
Fucking this.

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>sore wa kocchi no serifu da

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>>155506162
Wow, that joke was almost funnier than the first time!

90% of Japanese female speak sounds retarded and autistic. I wish they could speak like normal human beings.

>>155498168

anime is never about what's happening, it's how the characters are reacting to what's happening

>>155506446

What's so retarded about how they speak?

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>>155506446
Why is this post giving me deja vu?

I'm tired of characters that refer to other people as "humans" and are observers of humans

>>155496661
>Iku wa yo
That just means "Let's go." How is that obnoxious? Do you get tired of people saying "Let's go" in real life?

>>155506906
Well it's more so anime women and girls than actual Japanese women. But for instance they always feel the need to add all those silly sentence ending わ、です。 etc. etc. Of course on top of this you have the voice actresses trying to appeal to the Moe crowd. It's really just a mess all around.

Japanese men on the other hand sound incredible manly.

>>155507125
I also dislike this, but It's not really an anime-exclusive issue.

>>155506906
Picture a real person talking like that.
>>155506796
But their reactions are just explaining what happened.

>>155507208
I completely agree, jap women sound more like a hamster than a human

*donk* KOYOOOOOHH

>>155496661
IF YOU KILL HIM YOU'LL BE JUST LIKE HIM!

>>155507208
>>155507215
>But for instance they always feel the need to add all those silly sentence ending わ、です
But that's the best part.
Realistic speaking sounds fucking shit with all the sneezing, coughing, and crapload of pauses. Nip in particular sounds pretty annoying with all that etooooooo or those random rushing to to the end of the sentence and just keep echoing the last vowel because they are thinking of what saying after.
Ideal > Realistic, that's why we watch anime.

>>155496661
It can't be helped.

>>155507942
No. Etoo is the best of japanese, that is a fact.

>>155496661
>Ore wa...Ore wa... Anon-chan no koto... Dai(Firework sounds)