Aqua or Megumin?

Aqua.

Darkness.

Aqua is a retarded aunt you have to take care of.
Megumin is for brutally manhandling.

>>155478375
Yunyun

>>155478652
yunyun pls go

>>155478375
>fun goddess that carries the series or boring chuu2 autist
Such a hard choice.

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>>155478724

>>155478375
I'd have Luna instead.

I want to marry Lalatina

>>155478375
Is it worse to put your penis in a fully developed retard or an mentally mature girl who looks like a 12 year old?

>>155480187
>mentally mature
>Megumin

Wiz

>>155478375
i'd go for the megumeme

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Lewd Megumin or cute Megumin?

>>155481350
No Megumin.

>>155481382
Fuck off, Aqua

>>155480187
>megumeme
>mentally mature

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>>155478375
Eris

>>155481441
Prove she is not, faggot.

>>155481535
chuuni

>>155481589
It's just a way of life for her people

>>155478375
Megumin.
>>155435967
This is the only Konosuba-related thread I can find, so I'll post this here. I asked the artist about it on twitter:
>"Clesta-sensei, do you ever plan to print the Megumin scene from Cl-orz 49?"
>"Maybe!"
Hope is not lost.

>>155481350
Why not both?

>>155478375
Aqua

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>>155478375
Haha, how is that even a question? Get real, OP.

>>155478375

Lalatina

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>>155481441
>>155480217
She is intelligent, wears adult panties, reasonable when the situation calls for it, and is mentally prepared for a sexual relationship.

>>155482514
In the LN, her panties are pure white though. Shows that she has her hidden innocence.

>>155478375
I'd cum on Megumin's footpussy

>>155478375
> Or
fag

>>155482555
Trips confirm. Megumin's footpussy is for cumming on.

>>155478375
darkness, wiz and yunyun

>>155478375
>naked apron + DFC
Well... I actually like both girls equally, but I'm going with Megumin there. Sorry, Aqua.
This is my fetish.

Why not both?

Aqua is for a casual fuck and sneaking out while she's in the shower.
Megumin is for gentle loving and passionate handholding.

>>155478375
True
>inb4 /g/ git out

But I'd go for Darkness instead

Eris > Yunyun >>> Megumin > Aqua > Wiz > Darkness

Eris and Yunyun are both very good girls; Eris only has a slight advantage due to DFC.

>>155482543
>I shouted and reached towards Megumin with my right hand, grabbing a black cloth tightly.

>That’s right, it was panties.

Fuck off retard

>>155480815
Beat me to it

>>155482580
Top post right here.

Aqua is annoying as fuck, what is wrong with you anons.
Megumin is for loving and making her into a mother

>>155482580
True as well.

>>155482931
>Not wanting to live out your fetishes with lalatina-chama
>making it

>>155482994
>"what is wrong with you anons"
>only two votes for toilet goddess
Nothing I guess.

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>>155478375
lalatina

>>155482994
>hurr durr I'm megutard
Yeah yeah I got you

>>155483026
wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

>>155482994
Some people like the idea of having a banter-filled relationship with Aqua, then fuck each other angrily until she cries because you came inside her

>>155483055
She's the easiest girl in the show. There's literally no merit to seducing her.

>>155482994
>I hate fun

>>155483075
But her voice is so god damn annoying, I'm normally into rape crying but this bitch's screaming makes my ears bleed
>WAAAAA KAZUMA KAZUMAAA HELP ME IM TOO RETARDED WAAAA
Megumeme at least has potential, more power, easier going, and could actually take a beating

>>155478375
Aqua if you have dignity.
Megumin if you like eating dirt.

>>155483123
Oh, yes. It must be quite fun to have to take care of a literal retard.
I hope you get mentally disabled children and understand that Aqua is a plague.

>>155483168
>sticks his dick into a mentally disabled person
>dignity
N-nani?!

>>155478375
Childhood is liking Megumin.
Adulthood is realising Aqua makes the most sense.

>>155483138
>>>/tumblr/
>>155483123
>Aqua
>fun
>not the intelligent, adorably edgy crimson semen demon built for making a family
nigga you gay

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>>155478375
Emegumin
if i should choose one of two

>>155483214
Which mentally disabled person are you talking about?

>>155483247
get the fuck out of here zegofag

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>>155478375
>asking me to choose between a retard and an intelligent, nihilistic girl with a wicked sense of humor
Megumin. NC.

>>155481515
Patrician taste.

>>155481515
PADS HER CHEST

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>>155482931
Komekko is 'the' Best

>>155483334
FUCK OFF PEDO

>>155483247

holy shit kill yourself

>>155483413
>sperging out this hard on 4chan

>>155478375
Wiz.

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>>155483396

>>155483148
>Megumeme more power than Aqua

...This is so blatantly wrong it's hilarious.

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>>155478375
I already liked Megumin a lot in S1, but the bath scene in episode 2 of S2 made her best girl forever imo.
So, Megumin.

>>155483611
Well, she definitely has more firepower. And she defeated more bosses than her.

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will someone marry this woman already

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>>155483685
Leave it to me

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>>155483026
>>155483065
>>155483138
>>155483247
>>155483413
You might want to go the fuck back to Facebook.

>>155483646
If it ever came to fight between Megaman and Aqua then Megaman would lose badly. Aqua has all divine-level items, divine magic, and maxed out stats except for intelligence which is admittedly sub-par. In contrast Megaman can use Explosion once per fight which isn't foolproof and can be avoided.

>>155483757
>can be avoided
>instant casting
READ
THE
LIGHT
NOVELS

>>155483757
Sorry, but you're wrong. Megumin's explosion has proven strong enough to destroy a goddess(Wolbach) and she can instant cast it now, at the very beginning of the fight. There's no way in hell an archpriest is winning this.

Why not both?

>>155481350
cute>lewd always

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>>155486138
When it comes to Mecumin, I'm not so sure

>>155478375
Usually I'd go for DFC, but this time I'll go for the retard that's kindred spirit material despite it being immoral.

>>155483612
>I have no vagina and I must PEE

>>155486247
even while lewd megumin is cute

but not all cute megumin art is lewd

cute>lewd

>>155478942
Pls stop Yunyun bullying. She's a good girl.

>>155484148
Did you mean the half goddess who was badly damage and no one is sure if really died cuz her body wasnt fund?

>>155478375
megumin is cuter and more likable

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>>155486506

>>155486541
>cuz her body wasnt fund
Explosion doesn't leave corpses, they vaporize.

>>155483794>>155484148
It's not that it has instant cast, more like she can do it without verbal chanting. She used to be able to withold activation once the chanting is completed. I guess it's more like hidden preparation now? Anyways, the means to combat that is as simple as ever, nothing too overpowered.

>>155483794
Just like lalatina and vanir right?

>>155483757
Fug now want write a green text about Aqua dismembering megumin with her bare hands

>>155486590
The fact that someone thought of this and took the time to draw it up just offends me on a deeper level than your typical troll could reach.

Congratulations. Consider suicide.

>>155486590
Hot af

>>155483247
I fucking hate your overrated shit show so much

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>>155486590
*record scratch*
Thank you, now I can't enjoy bullying Yunyun anymore.

>>155481515
Amen

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>>155486590
no more

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>>155486834
That anon didn't think of it. It was just a manifestation of a certain thread's idea.

>>155486635
>avoiding the real issue
The chanting is the only thing that would give Aqua the time to avoid Explosion. With the spell's range and instant casting, she'd effectively get obliterated before getting to try anything.

>>155487779
Megumin weaknesses are surprise attacks, mana deficency, unability to fight at close combat\indoors, haved power with no staff, total paralysis (which could be somewhat avoided using manatite) after release, some chance the chant fails and blows up Megumeme herself (although with her experience and skill perks not an issue)

All the enemy really needs to use is spell bind.

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>>155484148
I got a better argument that proves that Aqua will win.

>>155487969
>moving the goalposts
Archpriests can't use bind. Aqua's only attack spells are holy-attribute, which only affects undeads and demons, and that Flood-class Water spell which she can't cast before Megumin casts explosion.

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>>155487969
Also forgot to add her chuiini tendencies could be exploited too. Also Kazuma would gladly subdue her if given the right suggestion, like "Kazuma-san, your comrade had been causing much trouble for our crops, could you please ground her for a day or so, have this sum for the compensation of your worries" - viola, on the day of the duel Megumeme can't go out and loses

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>>155478375
Big Boss.

>>155488086
For what we are arguing you can just say that Aqua won't withstand an already released explosion. Nothing to argue about here. I'm not trying to prove that in the fight between Aqua and Meg Megumin would lose.

I'm saying that Megumin's victory is highly conditional while Aqua's power is consistent.

>>155488203
And you did an awful job at arguing how conditional it is, because you still haven't proven that Aqua can get out of Explosion's huge range if Megumin casts it without chanting.

So who will win the Kazumab owl

Why does Chris/Eris know Steal?

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>>155488310

Megumin for hugz
Aqua for fugz

>>155488276
The most wise action would be to stick NEAR Megumin, not trying to run. I think the Crimson Mage girl is not that suicidal, and can't concentrate enough while being punched.

>>155478375
I would only choose Aqua to bite his blessed ass
But no, I choose Megumin

>>155488400
>"Aqua uses bind!"
>"No wait, it's actually a close-range fight(even though they're both spellcasters)"

>>155488438
>Aqua
>his

>>155488400
aqua isn't intelligent enough to choose the best course of action; opinion discarded

>>155478375
LALATINA
A
L
A
T
I
N
A

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>>155478375
Megumaqua.

Aquamin.

>>155488510
Also this. Aqua is no tactician, she'd mess up even if the best choice was obvious.

>>155488338
>Why does a thief class character know steal
One of life's great musteries.

>>155488633
Why is Chris/Eris a thief?

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>>155488659
Well look at it from her perspective. When she goes to fantasy Australia, she's doesn't want people to know who she really is. How many people would expect the flat chested thief to be the most popular goddess in the land? Especially when you consider the fact that most people don't know what she looks like. Kazuma has met both Eris and Chris, but he still hasn't put 2 and 2 together in the anime.

>>155488888
Q U I N T S
SEASON 3 CONFIRMED

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>>155478375
Megumin.

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>>155488517

>>155488338
>>155488633
>>155488659
>>155488888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN0dWPH_1lA

I thought Komekko would show up in S2.

Show her already. She looks fun. I want her to interact with Megumin.

>>155489054
She did show up in Megumin's flashback.

>>155489073
MOAR then.

MOOOOOAR.

>>155488659
Religion is always about theft.

*tips fedora*

>>155478375
Eris

Darkness is the lewdest!

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>>155488888
Jealous Megumin is perfect.

>>155486506
You wouldn't give a fuck about Yunyun if she didn't get bullied so much.

>>155489984
This man is right. Let's keep bullying that loser so she remains popular

>>155489984
She also has large yunyuns.

>>155488888
What is chris saying?

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Aqua.

>>155478375
Megumin, unless you are a hipster idiot.

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>>155488934

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>>155483757

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Is this the best doujin cover ever?

>>155491152
No, it doesn't show enough of Megumin's tummy

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>>155483757
nah

>>155478375
Why megumin bandage her legs ?

>>155491202
It looks cool, why else?

>>155491202
it's sexy

>>155491176
It leaves a lot to imagination, which is cool.

>>155488344
>wanna fuck?
>heh

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I choose Lalatina

>>155491289
It's morally worse wanting to fuck the reatrded goddess with the mental age of 5

Before getting Isekai'd who was lazier, Kazuma or Aqua?

>>155491289
Please enlighten me on what crime I am committing.

>>155491289
Nice buzzwords, Leaf.

>>155491202
Scientifically proven to enhance footjobs and thighjobs by upwards of 27%

wiz best girl

>>155478375
>that embarrassed but determined expression
Megumin.

>>155491477
She would be if she didn't ruin EUIV.

>>155491519
Not to mention naked apron DFC is the best thing ever.

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>>155483241
>adorably edgy crimson semen demon built for making a family

I'm with this anon, I couldn't have said it better myself.

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>>155491193

>>155491557
It has a lot of charm, but I can't put it above having some melons spilling out of the apron either.

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>>155491712

Could Kazuma's group defeat a time cursed Necrodancer?

Hard mode: No Aqua she has all the dance skills

>>155491193
>>155491712
>>155491849
>tfw each has their own upside and you're unsure about which one to save
Nice job, though.

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>>155491321
YFW 2 month later still no chapter 4

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>>155492002

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>>155492161

>>155492161
>>155492214
Cute! CUTE!

>>155492046
feels bad, man...

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>>155492046
I'm still waiting here, paitently.

Can I get a quick rundown on the Crimson Demon clan?

>>155492333
Modified Humans. Also, nice trips

>>155492333
Autism.

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Considering I just finished the show yesterday, I'm not sure if I should be more surprised at my Megumin folder already having 130 pictures or it only having 130 pictures. Either way, I have a long path ahead of me.

>>155492333
Once upon a time a Japanese nerd bioengineered a bunch of people to be super mages. They may or may not have been chuuni at the start. Then that nerd made the destroyer and died.

>>155492333
GMOs made by the same asshat who squished a spider on a napkin to create the destroyer's blueprints

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>>155492247

>>155491289
I'll be glad when the day of the rake is here.

>>155492487
I wish they had interacted more with the demon cat in S2.

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>>155492333
Here's a comic of the original scientist.

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>>155478375
who the fuck would pick aqua

>>155492580
Me

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>>155492412
>tfw my Megumin folder is only 76 images

I feel like I've failed her.

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>>155478375
Megumin is cute!!!!! CUTE!!!!!

What's it like to cum on Megumin's face?

>>155492719
Criminal.

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>>155492669
then you have bad taste anon

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>>155492719

>>155492046
Wait what
Chapter 4 of what, i thought they didn't release Volume 11 yet

>>155492760
Y-you too

>>155492701
My folder has 4876 files and is 5.07 GB. Seriously.

>>155492794
It's from the side stories

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>>155492247

>>155492847
Do you have a loop of just her dancing from the 2nd OP?

>>155492333
They were bioengineered by the same guy who created the Mobile Fortress Destroyer. A Japanese guy with a special science skill.
They have high intelligence, red-eyes, chuunibyou, and a barcode mark on their butt.

>>155492840
Which one?
I've read Explosion 1-3 and am reading the vanir one right now

>>155492847
You're good at looping, I always mess up the timings.

What is the best gag in the show and why is it Yes, I'm Kazuma

>>155478425
>>155478743
>>155482259
>>155483168
>>155490690
shit taste

>>155493043
Explosion Volume 4, AKA the real Volume 10 (the official Vol 10 should have been a spinoff because it felt like filler) because there are way too many plot points to be considered independently from the main series .

>Dust's true identity
>Chris's hate for demons/undead
>Megumin realising the identity of the masked man
>Megumin wanting to create a fan club, instead creates a powerful organization backed by nobles, royalty, Crimson Demons and the Axis Cult

>>155493282

Kazuma spaghetti
Chris fucks up
Megumin dons the mask

>>155478375
Aqua easily.

>>155488453
>god blow
>range attack
Nigga u even trying

>>155481350
Lewd megumin <=> cute megumin

>>155493520
>>155493282

Also, Chapter 5 is from Kazuma POV, he dies again and see Eris knowing she's Chris for the first time.

>>155478963
Me too, anon. Patrician taste

>>155478375
Aqua

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>>155478375
Aqua. But all the Konosuba girls deserve love, they are all so good.

>>155492046
I got fed up and already ordered the novel.

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>>155492941

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>Eris
>Greek goddess of strife

>>155495246
>Goddess of padding

What if Megumin wore glasses?

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>>155486590

Ouch!!! That is not cool at all!!! Not cool!!!

>>155478375
I'd fuck Aqua and marry Megumin

>>155478375
I'd marry Aqua and fuck her afterwards

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>>155495551
I think it doesn't fit her at all in that drawing. It'd be better if the LN artist drew her with glasses.

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>>155492941

>>155495551
She would turn to shit.
Glasses will turn a perfect 10/10 into a 3/10 at best.

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>>155495551
Wouldn't happen. Colored contacts with cat-eye pupils or something would be way more chuuni.

>>155496844
What about a monocle to go along with her eyepatch?

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>>155496844
>Megumin straight up calling Darkness a slut

Based

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>>155496844
Megumin of all people shouldn't be slutshaming anyone

>black belt in blowjobs

>>155496844
LN Megumin is a beauty!!

What are some good Megumin doujins?

>>155497279
https://exhentai.org/g/996555/917fc747c3/
https://exhentai.org/g/943469/35edebc70c/
https://exhentai.org/g/1043890/5e52e4ea4c/
https://exhentai.org/g/1047544/e0aa47a3ce/
https://exhentai.org/g/1035879/d60532ea36/
https://exhentai.org/g/996549/e8c1d86887/
https://exhentai.org/g/1035396/b26b61b1fc/
https://exhentai.org/g/1011631/9a8f55d5fe/
https://exhentai.org/g/1023418/2d0314decd/
https://exhentai.org/g/1015559/6516c8da9e/

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>>155497279
Almost all of them.

>nhentai
>search megumin
>sort by popularity
>save your favorites

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>>155492247

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>>155497797

>>155497797
>>155497840
What are you doing?

>>155497797
>>155497840
How do you get them so big while retaining so many colours and frames?

>>155478375
Wiz

who /wiz/ here?

>>155497896
ffmpeg

>>155498110
He's so cute. Like a big Santa Klaus. I want to cuddle with him.

(No homo.)

>>155498110
Which Paradox piece of shit would each character of Konosuba like the most?

>>155478375
>valentines day
>Kazuma comes back from the guild
>Aqua is nude and wrapped up like a present while Megumin is just wearing an apron

What did they mean by this?

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>>155497896
https://www.imagemagick.org/Usage/quantize/#od_posterize
https://www.imagemagick.org/Usage/anim_opt/
https://room208.org/blog/posts/48793543478.html

>>155478375
megumin's feet looks werid.

>>155486247
What are those buttons sewn into?

>>155498351
a flat surface

captcha: banting

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>>155498182
Cute! CUTE!

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>>155478547

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>>155481515
Wew, those are some naughty panties

What is Eris like in bed? I can't imagine a goddess would be a virgin.

>>155498285
https://www.imagemagick.org/discourse-server/viewtopic.php?t=17095
https://www.imagemagick.org/Usage/compare/

>>155481515
Eris pads her panties!

>>155478942
It's ok Yunyun, I'll always love you.

>>155498285
>>155498632
Intredasting.

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marry megumin
fuck aqua every night in the bathroom

>>155478375
Megumin > Dorkness > Yunyun > government lady > Kurisu > Aqua

>>155481350
Cute Megumin publically, Lewd Megumin privately.

>>155498736
<*
FTFY

>>155498836
>My unpopular opinion is the right one!

>>155498892
>My popular opinion is the right one!

i want to bully yunyun and then accidentally fall in love with her for real

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>>155497147
She's staked her claim and Darkness is trying to edge in on it. Gotta defend your territory.

>>155498979
You're too young to be on 4chan Yunyun.

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>>155478375
Both at the same time, Megumin giving you a blowjob as you drink purified pee from Aqua's pussy, while making Darkness watch from the corner

>>155498979
some sort of stockholm syndrome?

>>155499323
>Not drinking Megumin's unpurified pee as Aqua swallows your purified pee

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>>155499355
>ywn get kidnapped by yunyun and get forced to bully her until your mind breaks and you never want to leave her

>>155499323
>>155499397
kids, it's time to pack your backpack for tomorrow's class.

>>155499107
I just like how the girls don't seriously give him a shit for lewd situations any more and Darkness is the one with a reputation for being a pervert.

>>155478375
Komekko > Megameme >>>> Kazuma with a wig >>>>>> power gap >>>>>>>>> Aqua

>>155499397
>not doing Megu doggystyle while fisting Aqua

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>>155500134
I agree, Megumin is for doggystyle.

>>155500653
great view

>>155500653
Standing doggystyle where she struggles to support herself on the tips of her toes.

Megumin(Male) when?

>>155500726
>not being strong enough to hold her up from the ground

>>155500820
I probably can. She's only 40 kg, and human bodies are easier to lift than blocks, for example.

>>155500820
She's still instinctively going to reach down and try to support herself. At least for the first few orgasms.

>>155500870
lifting her up is easy but holding her like for an extended period of time would require at least somewaht decent upper body strenght

>>155500653
i'd bury my dick so deep inside that ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

>>155500981
>not holding her up solely with your Holy Sworrd Excalibur

*freezeframe*

you're probably wondering why i'm bullying yunyun. well it all started when she was born....that's all.

>>155501175
It all began on the day of my actual birth. Both of my parents failed to show up

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>>155500653
Megumin is for pounding against a wall while not letting her feet touch the ground, pinning both her wrists and one of her legs above her head, while sticking your tongue down her throat.

>>155478375
AQUAAAAAA

>>155500134
>Not fucking Megumin's ass while she goes down on Aqua.

>female orcs using Megumin (Male) as a meat dildo until he EXPLOSIONS and starts to enjoy it

>>155478375
Megumin was best girl
Until you realize she is a manipulative bitch

>>155502126
But she developed that manipulative personality in order to survive. Don't you feel bad for her?

>>155502126
Kazuma actually came to like going with Megumeme for the daily explosion and carrying her back.

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>145cm
>40kg
>195cm
>120kg

I want Artisan Weaver to manhandle Megumin, and walk around looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

>>155501009
>bury
>not berry

You had one job, fag.

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>>155483075

Does the auther of konasuba have a twitter account? Can't seem to find it.

>>155483646
Verdia - Aqua
Wiz - Aqua (She isn't dead though technically she is but you know what I mean)
Vanir - Megumin (He isn't ded though)
Hans - Aqua (anime) Megumin (LN)
Sylvia - Komeko
Wolvatch (Megumin ded not confirmed)

>>155502273
Who said I wanted to imitate that meme perfectly? I wasn't trying to be funny or anything, just expressing how much I want to fuck Megumin's ass.

>>155502360
So Megumin defeated 3 bosses and Aqua only got 1? What are you trying to prove?

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Sloppy makeouts with Wiz!

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>>155502375
>I wasn't trying to meme
>even though I copied a meme almost verbatim

Fuck off, retard.

>>155502202
Yunyun's life was worse and she didn't grow into a bitch.

>>155502205
Kazuma was tricked by Megumin so hard he can't stop dropping his spaghettis. he don't even know if she her gf or not.

>>155500744
>Megumin(Male) when?
THIS

>>155502530
Megumin didn't grow into a bitch either. You're vastly exaggerating for some unknown reason.
Maybe you're trying to falseflag?

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>>155502449
>makeouts
Anon, Wiz will just drain your mana

>>155502599
I'll allow it but only through our lips.

>>155502575
>replying to yourself

>>155502599
> Sexual fluids are rich in mana
I hope she drains my faerie walnuts dry.

>>155502675
It's like I'm really reading F/SN

>>155502420
You can't read?.
Aqua actually defeated 1 boss just like megumin (LN only, if the anime reach that point Aqua'll win).
The others doesn't count because is hard to tell if they were actually defeated because they're alive or non confirmed

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>>155500744
>>155502022
>>155502575
Fuck off and die

>>155502743
>you can't read
>"Vanir didn't die so it doesn't count as a defeat! Wolbach's body wasn't found so it doesn't count! But Aqua totally defeated Hans even though it's not canon, and Wiz even though she actually didn't!"
You're so dishonest it hurts.

>>155502599
>Megumeme is a chuuni that won't put out
>Aqua is retarded
>Darkness is too kinky
Poor Kazuma. He though he would get a kiss from one of the only sensible girls but instead got drain touched.

>>155502598
>You're vastly exaggerating for some unknown reason.
Yeah, because over-bullying someone isn't not a bitch behavior
neither is calling other girls sluts, steal kills, lie and make the others does things for you.

>>155502858
>megumin
>won't put out
Are we watching the same anime?

>>155502858
>Megumin won't put out

KAZUMA won't put out. If Kazuma got his act together and said "I want to fuck you right here, right now" Megumin would be on that dick faster than you can say "bakuretsu mahou."

>>155502349

Nope, she has a blog though

>>155502980
I knew it. You're both a falseflagger and the only Yunyun fan in existence.

>>155503007
She'll probably rape the poor Hikkimorri before he does anything

>>155502832
pff, Did (you) really think Wolvatch is dead?

>>155503133
Defeat doesn't equal death.

>>155503007
> Kazuma won't put out
Spending every night at the SUCC brothel does nasty things to the male mind. It's safe to say he's fully under their control at this point.

>>155478375
>F3
>Megumin Crushing Victory

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>>155503105
Megumin would rather use manipulate him into pounding her, as oppose to raping him and making her appear desperate and "in the wrong," which would give her less power/leverage in the relationship. That's exactly the kind of way she thinks.

Unfortunately, Kazuma is a man slut who is scared of relationships and thinks he is deserving of a loving harem.

>>155503474
>Megumin would rather use manipulate him into pounding her, as oppose to raping him and making her appear desperate and "in the wrong," which would give her less power/leverage in the relationship. That's exactly the kind of way she thinks.
[citation needed]

Let's take turns raping Megumin!

>>155503474
I disagree. She might be manipulative at times, but she's definitely not trying to manipulate Kazuma into making her his girlfriend.
She loves him too much to ever be satisfied with a relationship built on a lie, for starters.

>>155503474
You've been reading too much Kaguya. Megumin is a teenage girl who is trying shitty tips from not-Cosmo to pursue her first love.

>>155503534
fuck off yunyun

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>Megumin got too popular and it's cool to hate her now
Go die in a fire fucking hipsters

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>>155503534
>Let's take turns raping Yunyun!

ftfy

>>155503210
indeed, Aqua and Megumin the both of them have killed just one Demon General, if you only count defeats then Aqua has defeated wiz like a shit ton of times.

>>155503695
> This is a confidence potion
> It will make you more assertive and help get that special someone in your life


>> It gives you a penis and savage rape lust

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>>155503575
>Megumin is a teenage girl who is trying shitty tips from not-Cosmo to pursue her first love

>>155503754
But they never fought seriously, you dishonest fuck. Keep twisting facts and I'll stop replying.

>>155503775
b-but i already have a penis
what am i gonna do with a second one?

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>>155503534

>>155503083
>falseflagger
Post behavior straight from the source is now false flagging?
>the only Yunyun fan in existence.
What if I am. Konosuba is far more than Megumin did you know?

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Why is she so unloved?

>>155503944
>>155502126
No, but introducing yourself as a previous Megumin fan is the very definition of falseflagging.

>>155503976
Bland.

>>155503976
Eroness, what are you doing here on /a/?

Would Darkness enjoy being choked while being fucked?

>>155503865
implying Any general except Sylvia really fought seriously.

>Keep twisting facts and I'll stop replying.
Yeah, you better run Megufag

>>155504240
Let me correct myself then. They never fought.

>>155504028
Yeah because people can't change their minds and their taste, right?

Is Kazuma a tardwrangler?

>>155504240
>fear the power of my retardation, Megufag

>>155504300
Well, I don't have to believe you. It's frankly obvious to me that you're just a falseflagger who's trying too hard.

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>>155504325
Here is anon. Enjoy it

I wonder what her letter home was like after the wanna fuck?