This guy walks up to you and says he'll turn you into the

>>155445581
What are the cons?

Y-yes.

>>155445581
What's the catch?

What WOULD be the catch?

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>>155445655
>>155445690
>>155445766
You would eventually grow up.

>>155446002
That's not so bad.

>>155445766
Sent to an orphanage where you get neglected, beaten, and raped.

>>155446002
>Can be a loli
>Then a slutty teenager
>Then take the form of a cute christmas cake
>End my life as a wise oba-san who helps raise the next generation of lolis
Where do I sign?

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>>155445655
You'd probably be put up for adoption and get raised be insanely strict amish folks.

>>155446229
*you become the daughter of Tom Cruise

>>155446002
That's... normal, yes?
W-what's the catch though?

The catch is that you're still all alone and no one loves you because your appearance doesn't change your disgusting personality.

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>>155446416

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>>155446416
>Anon after the transformation

>>155446416
At least I would be cute.

>>155446694
This. Who needs friends when you are cute

>>155446416
Well who cares? Time to masturbate and dress-up.

>>155446694
>>155446721
Everyone will still be able to see how ugly you are on the inside. If you try to post a picture of yourself somewhere, everyone will just leave mean comments and bully you.

>>155445581
Only if he guarantees that I'll be adorable.

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>>155446768
Yeah but I'll be cute instead of looking like a faceless NTR orc. I can just accuse them of all being jealous as fuck.

>>155445655
You still have a penis.

>>155446849
You were going to do that anyway.

>>155446768
What if I get off on getting bullied by random strangers?

>>155445655
>>155445766
You become the imouto of an anon who posts in loli threads, and he sexually bullies you every night.

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>>155446956
Correct

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>>155446676
DOOON!

>>155446984
Go on...

>>155446984
>Cons

>>155446903
but that was already my childhood

dressing as a loli for old men in omegle always made my little penis get hard

>>155446964
That's going to happen to you regardless.

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>>155446992
oh fuck

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>>155446992

i just want to be a cute trap goddamit

Did anyone else think that the ending of the second episode doesn't make sense in the logic of the anime? she shouldn't have become old, she should have simply gave back when she bought.

>>155447151
>she should have simply gave back when she bought.
Yeah but that's not funny.
Old people are funny.

>>155447151
She tried to trick him so he tricked her. He doesn't have to be fair.

>>155447151
Yeah, there was two threads maxed out to bump limit complaining about how much of an asshole he was.

>>155447151
I felt it a bit cruel, but that's just the way he rolls.

>>155446984
He said cons, anon.

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>>155447203
>complaining about an anime character that hurt your feelings
Boo hoo.

>>155447192
She tried to find a loophole, just didn´t know that magic exist.

>>155447151
Moguro is an asshole who gets his fun on bullying miserable people. He's not supossed to be some nice guy who goes around giving moral lessons to genuinely bad people.
Also the two salarymen get fired in the original story.

>>155447151
he was just making sure a roastie got btfo

Is Moguro how japs view jews?

>>155447274
>Moguro is an asshole
He's literally the devil anon. You do know this, right?

>>155447032
>>155447041
>>155447236
He's an obese /pol/ user and frequents reddit's the donald. He will try to seduce after showing you some printer copied pictures of pepe that he made at school. All the while he fingers you with his cheeto encrusted hands he'll beg for praise while bringing up his more successful older brother. Before he shows you his dick his eyes start tearing up showing you his two inch dick. He'll blame it on his genetics saying that it's better than "some niggah" in his high pitch squeal. After brushing it against your teeth a little cums full force with a spritz of clear, mostly liquid jizz. It's clear he never let's his body pent up for any time longer than 6 hours. Afterwards he'll take a filthy towel off the ground and wipe your face with it. He tells you he love you and goes to ignore you for the next sixteen hours to post on a loli thread on 4chan

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>>155447576

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>>155447576
God please no.

>>155447576
Fuck that actually made me a bit horny.

>>155447857
Are you going to be alright anon?

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>Makes any sequel you want.
>It's one episode.

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>>155445581
Imagine being so desperate to find one person that likes this piece of shit that you keep making threads non-stop.

>>155447151
It's almost like the writing is a pile of trash.

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>>155447934
There's no hope for people that have that magnitude a degradation fetish

>>155447999
The writing is good though, you just don't like it.

>>155446903
Yes but he asked what are the cons

>>155448127
>The writing is good though
wew

>i'm only taking what you bought
>lol i'll take more than that this time for no reason

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>>155448179
>He's still at it.
It's been about 10 hours now.

>>155448179
>Bought: beauty and youth
>Took: Her beauty and youth

how was he being unfair?

>>155447999
I bet you're a canadian

>>155447999
>one person
Hey look it's strawman meme poster again!

>>155446056

okay, but what's the drawback

>>155448245
Here's something from someone who actually watched the episode.

>Bought: Spa beauty treatment
>Taken: 40 years outta her

>>155448235
>tripfag has no argument or taste
waht a tweest

>>155448368
>tripfag has no argument or taste
At least Lelouch isn't Canadian.

>>155448361
That you are a loli version of yourself, so still ugly.

>>155448368
>being surprised at lelouch's retardation

hownewareu.jpg.

>>155448446
>what is sarcasm
Why do you think I spelt it like that.

>>155448368
No need to argue because you're spouting the same nonsense as yesterday.

She tried to cheat him by going to the Beauty Spa to look more beautiful.
He made her look ugly.

It's not hard.

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>>155447999
>>155448179
>>155448368
Why are you so persistent? What are your true motives?

>>155448368
I want leafs to get out of this board.

>>155448489
>No need to argue because I have no arguments.
Yeah, no shit.

The rules were that he would take what was bought. He did not do that.

>>155448490
>s-stop criticising my favorite show ever

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>>155448542
Who are you even quoting? I just asked a simple question.
I just don't understand why you go to such lengths for a simple reboot.

>>155445690
You get sent to fantasy Germany to fight in ww1

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>>155447999
I like this series and so does my wife Cocona.

>>155446126
>cute christmas cake
You can't be a christmas cake if you've been a slut, anon.

>>155448671
>stop pointing out the glaring holes in the writing!!!
No.

>>155448680
How does it feel having chronic shit taste?

>>155447576
Sounds like he'd be easy to dominate. It'd be all he's good for anyway

Moguro x Old Woman OTP

>>155446984
>that toothbrush greentext

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>>155448773
>maybe if I keep repeating myself it they'll care about me
See anon, I can post just like you.

Day of the rake when? I'm fucking sick tired of canadians.

>>155448868
>maybe if I keep tossing out non-arguments then people will stop reminding me on how bad this show is

>>155447576
Projecting, commie scum?

>>155448954
You're literally talking about yourself with that greentext though, anon. Have a little self awareness.

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>>155449049
>no u
Not an argument.

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>>155449082
>Not an argument
As if your excessive greentexting was the pinnacle of debate. Right anon?

>>155449123
Nah, I stooped down to your level for your sake.

My arguments have already been made and repeated endlessly through two 500+ posts threads. I'll repeat them if you want, maybe we can get something going again.

>>155445581
He better not forget my thigh-length loli cock

>>155449167
>stooped down to your level
I wasn't even greentexting in the first place though. Don't move goalposts now!

>>155449194
whoops
>>155448868

Let's end it here, man. Do you have any arguments to make as to why the writing of this show is good or not?

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>>155447576
>2 inch dick
That's the part where the tables turn and I start bullying him for his microdick and turn him into my blackmail slave

>>155449257
That wasn't even my initial post though, and you were using the meme arrows far before that.

>>155449759
>i w-wasn't greentexting
>yes you were
>B-BUT YOU STARTED IT
Yeah, you don't have any arguments to make. Why are you even still replying to me?

>>155446992

YAMEROO

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>>155445581
>>155445655
>>155447032
>>155446984
>>155447041
>>155447236
/a/

>>155448978
Come on onii-chan, don't be like that.

>>155449636
You try and bully him, but the more you rebuttal with anything but patronizing comments, he breaks down into a mess of tears, he rushes for his bed on the knubs he calls legs and flops onto the bed. You shrug it off and look for money or anything of use, but his NEET bux are already spent on apartment and food his mom and dad are willing to give him. You try to make him a slave, but realize that there's no benefit to have him do anything for you in the house since he just shrieks everytime you look at him. A ice cube in a microwave doesn't sweat more than him. A Claw crane doesn't slip up as much as him. Every time he walks anywhere an image is burned into your mind of his waddle. You want to go into public and have him do something, but every time he breaks down and cries before panting loud enough to hear from every space in his apartment. You tried to leave once, but he just called the police and was brought back. Trying to slip out of his cheetopaws, you explain how much he touched you, but the officer doesn't believe you because of his older brother's reputation. You go back to a life of neglect playing PS3 games while that fat neet who never leaves his apartment breaths loudly in front of his monitor. Stuck in a body you can't exploit, not even on your unwilling neighbors who you can't strip due to your lolibody too clumsy to pull down a zipper and too weak to pull down pants with a belt. After so many failed attempts seduce anyone, you hear a dog in front of the apartment complex left unattended. You rush for peanut butter, but realize the fat fuck has a peanut allergy and can't find anything less then a stick of butter. With no other option and time not being on your side you make break for it. All those frustrated night with that horny freak never lasting more than two minutes. All those failed attempts to stimulate yourself infront of a mirror. But as soon as you arrived, there was nothing but uncaring sea of adults and mounding frustration

>>155445581
But will I have my memories or will I be basically reborn?
I mean, I'll accept it anyway, I'm just wondering.

>>155447576
I WANT TO LIVE THIS

>>155445655
Bleeding out of your ass once a month

>>155445581
Sign me.

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>>155446229
>Run away from home
>Find a nice /a/non to take care of you
Easy.

>>155451273
...Go on.

>>155446984
That's literally my dream.

>>155445655
You get blacked

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>>155453192
>get raped by his friends without his knowledge
>can't even look /a/non in the eye anymore

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>>155455206
>/a/non
>friends

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>>155455250
I just realized that myself.

>>155455250
You get raped by his nasty uncle and his friends.

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>>155455291
No, /a/non would use his onii-chan power to protect his loli.

>>155447151
>>give back
How would he give back what he doesn't have? Her original hair, face, an tits are in the waste bin of the ``spa'' she went to.

>>155445581
>Do you accept?
No.
With jews you loose.

>>155455548
Isn't Moguro more Yakuza than jew?

>>155455786
Just ignore the gaijin idiot. He'll die eventually.

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>>155445581
FUCK OFF SONZAI EKKUSU