Left or right?

anyone but snake

>>155443830
Both at the same time. I want to drown in tits.

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bat all the way

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>>155443883

Right.

Left is fake.

>>155443830

That depends. Can I fuck Hanekawa in her cat form without getting the life sucked out of me?

>>155443830
both are cute!

>>155443830
left, bat has literally everthing

Hanekawa is better because she's a human.

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>>155443830
How could I ever resist the feline lures of glasses Tsubasa?

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>>155445805
This

>>155445964
i rarely say this, but she genuinly looks repulsive - its like those fucking bbw posts people post. looks like shes made of fucking butter

>>155445964
that's a bad fan art anon

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How about options that aren't trash

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I want to explode between Kiss-shot's kissshots

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>>155446249
>options that aren't trash
Well, start by posting one.

Left.

>>155446249
Snake has a body made for raping.

>>155444050
https://exhentai.org/g/1014861/3987355f46/
That doujinshi was tremendous.

>>155446472
-ly mediocre. It's like they thought tits were enough eroticism and phoned everything else in.

>>155443830
I have absolutely no context on this image, but left.
She looks like more of a bitch.

https://nhentai.net/g/190440/

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>>155446739
>Hanekawa
>flat
NO

>>155446562
It's erotic to me because of the way Kiss-shot and Hanekawa are directly and explicitly competing for Araragi's dick.

>>155446249
This.

>>155446901
>Preferring old cat to loli cat

I mean I know you had shit taste because you picked cat to begin with, but holy shit Anon this is some serious reddit-tier bad taste.

>>155443830
Both.

right

>>155443830
i want to worship those fat tits

>>155443830
Left can change forms and satisfy my tastes at the time.

Anyone going to see the movie on Friday?

>>155443830
Left, 100%. Kiss-shot is basically perfection incarnate, regardless of form.

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This girl is the only logical choice.

>>155449002
My city was big enough to have an SAO movie premiere, but apparently not big enough for Monogatari.

>>155445964
those pronounced clavicles on a fatty make me want to puke

>>155449002
If you have a showing in your city and you haven't already had your tickets for a month then I don't know what you're doing in this thread.

>>155443830
Right but only after she loses the glasses.
Glasses are for fags.

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Easy answer

>>155449292
>>155449002
Why are there so many showins in Texas? I didn't know we were this woke.

>>155443830
>blond
>tall
>confident, eye contact, stance
>independent, will contribute to your relationship
>determinated, gladly will rise your children
>will greatly increase your social status
>overachieving and dependable
Perfect wife.

>>155443830
Left only for those gloves. So fucking underrated.

>>155443830
Is Kiss-shot really bigger than Hanekawa, or is that the fanartist fucking up?

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>implying bat can even compete
>>155449469
I can forgive the retarded striped hair, but removing her glasses was a literal sin.

>>155446249
You just posted trash, faggot

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>>155449469
Glasses accentuate the eyes.

Cat since Bat doesn't look like that anymore.

>>155450008
But Cat doesn't look like that picture anymore either though.

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>>155443830
fuck cat
marry bat

>>155450023
Cat still looks identical except with short hair and no glasses, both of those things can change easily. Bat is stuck in loli form.

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>>155450209
I would prefer her elder form, but i mean loli isn't bad either

>>155450528
We aren't comparing loli-Bat and Cat, we're comparing big Bat and Cat. One of them "exists" and the other one doesn't, so the choice is fairly obvious.

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>>155443830
Any monogatair is fine except slutgahara.

>>155450209
It's still not an issue.
every form of Shinobu > every form of Hanekawa

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>>155443830
It's always gonna be Hanekawa

>>155449659
Texas is known for its anime scene

>>155451746
>anti-gravity breasts

>>155449659
It's the home of a chain of theaters that can pull their head out of their ass and actually try when people wave wads of money at them.

>>155443830
Left a billion times over.

>>155446249
I am interested in seeing what she's like after she got better. Hope she & rararagi interact in Monster Season too now that they've both dealt with most of their baggage and shit too.

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Big bat leglock hugs and headpats in a mere 3 months' time.

>>155452278
>she doesn't stay in adult form
Why? Everyone else was "growing up" and that would've fit with everything else
we already have Hachikuji and Yotsugi for immortal loli coverage (+Musubi introduces another one apparantly)

>>155452356
Because Nisio already established Shinobu's physical age as a power meter and the willing sacrifice of her powers emphasizes how important the relationship is to her.

>>155452627
but the funny dynamic though

>>155452682
That was a pretty good dynamic. Though I'm sure Shinobu can make Araragi drop spaghetti in her normal form if she tries.

>>155443830
L E F T
E
F
T

Black hanekawa...

>>155452356
>>155452627
>>155452682
Snail stopped being a loli.

She's a fully grown adult shrine goddess now.

>>155453564
She looks exactly the same. She's only older in Zokuowari

big tits

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>>155450209

Actually, she currently has long striped hair down to her butt and no glasses.

But even back then, she was a supermodel that was dressing plainly, see pic related.

Full hair down is superior. I am surprised the boys weren't all over her.

>>155456602
This is Hanekawa at her most attractive. Boys not swarming her was probably due to something she did. Whether that was being miss perfect so hard they felt like they couldn't approach her, or being a stick in the mud.