Since you faggots keep repeating shit I'll start making rules.
Rule 1 - Your wish can't be the exact same as another anon's.
Rule 2 - Any wish that I can actually grant will be granted.
Fuck off.
I wish for eternal life, grant me immortality!
>>155406493
Make all the Pure Saiyans and Saiyan Half-Breeds grow back their tails.
>>155406493
i wish for a 7 headed purple penis that shoots lava
>>155406493
Transform everyone on the planet into horny lolis, except me.
panties
>>155407361
..For what purpose?
>>155407037
transform this guy into a chaste buddhist monk who has to dodge the lolis to pursue nirvana
>>155406493
Just kill me.
>>155406493
I wish that warhammer 40k was not only real but is the inevitable future for all realities!
>>155406493
Make the Zamasu arc longer so it won't have a rushed ending
>>155406493
i want a hot girlfriend
>>155406493
Make ARC-V live up to ALL of its wasted potential.
>>155406493
I want to know everything.
>>155406493
I wish for you to come live with me as my dragon maid
>>155406493
I wish a digimon tamers sequel
I wish for repeating integers
A happy life
>>155406493
I wish to be able to grant the wishes of other people.
>>155406493
I wish for all other anons here, to each become all my different waifus in real life, and to be teleport to me at once.
>>155406493
I wish for all the wishes in this thread to come true.
>>155406493
I've been looking at this thread for quite a while without being able to decide what the fuck do I really want.
I wish I was smarter.
>>155406493
I wish to feel okay
>>155406493
Make Togashi healthy.
HOLD IT
Are you the original-Kami-1-wish-Shenron or the later Dende-buffed-3-wishes-but-turns-to-2-if-you-ressurect-someone-Shenron?
more wishes
Make Krillin relevant again
>>155406493
Kill me without sending me to the hell realms
>>155414778
That's called oblivion.
>>155406493
Rule 3 - No wishing for more wishes.
>>155414805
>post-factum contract additions
Are you a jewish dragon?
>>155406493
I wish that none of the anon's wishes in this thread are granted.
>>155414864
Are you magician?
>>155406493
Stick your thumb into your butthole and smell it.
>>155406493
I wish that you didn't have the power to grant wishes.
>>155407558
I would watch it.
>>155406493
make america great again that is my wish
>>155414979
You know I can just do this and say I did it right?
>>155406493
Give me the world, under Britannia's reign.
>>155415126
Why would you lie on the internet?
>>155406493
I want a well paid decent job by the start of May
>>155410666
I wish all of this guys "waifus" were incredibly gay, and he was always a dude.
>>155406493
Make anime great again!
>>155406493
I wish forthe rest of the anons to bebepis
>>155407661
it is
have you not seen the latest incarnation of the God Emperor of mankind?
Everyone in this thread gets their penis become 4 inches larger
>>155415851
>longer strokes
>extra work for me when fapping
>touch the bowl with a tip when you sit to have a shit
Why would you do that to me?
>>155415942
>touch the bowl with a tip when you sit to have a shit
this already happens for me :/
>>155406493
$20 to last me until payday would be sweet
>>155406493
I wish
I wish for my manuscript to be accepted in the journal I sent it to.
>>155415851
Guess I'll be growing a penis then.
>>155416418
What do you wish anon
I wish I was a cute little girl with irresistible powers of persuasion.
>>155417379
*With a 4 inch benis
>>155406493
omnipotence, or the penis of the negão da piroca
Turn me back in time with my current memories so I can redo everything better
>>155406493
I wish for your freedom!