I shall grant you a total of three wishes. Now, speak so that

>>155377154
I WANT EVERYONES WAIFU TO BE REAL.

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>>155377154
I wish for you to die.

>>155377154
I WANT TO BE HAPPY

>>155377154
I wish that you do not return to your slumber.

12 inch penis length
8 inch penis girth
Your waifu

>>155377154

immortality
invisibility
flying

>>155377154
I wish to be a cute lesbian.
An immortal one
Who is also a magical girl.
Done.

>Give me one dollar
>another one
>okay one more

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>>155377154
>fat and big cock (9 inches)
>eternally fit body
>time ring so I can abuse your power

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>>155377154

Reality warping
Omnipresence
Omniscience

Lesbian
Never aging Lesbian
three more wishes

>>155377154
1,2,3. To die instantly and have everyone forget I existed

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>>155377154
>I wish for all the dragonballs to be instantly teleported to me whenever I think it
>I wish for a time ring that can teleport me forward and back in time, at any time of my chosing
>I wish that no one else but myself can be granted any wishes

There, I have infinite wishes.

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>>155377862
>edge

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>>155377154
Time Compression.
I want the entirety of time to be contained in one singularity.

I want Misaka Mikoto
I want the imoutos
I want the ability to experience multiple orgasms as often as I please

>>155377915
Mate that's not even how edge works do you even understand what edge is mate?

I want to have sex with all the children of my choosing instead of retarded American kids and thai/Cambodian street trash.

>>155377154
I wish for 10000000000 wishes

My first wish would be that my second wish wouldn't kill me.
My second wish would be to know what happens after death.
My third wish would either be to kill myself or wish for an afterlife of some sort, really depends on the seconds answer.

>>155377154
Give me enough money to live carelessly for 100'000 days
Prolong my natural lifetime capacity to 200 astronomical years
Wish something for yourself

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>>155377154
- I wish to be a cute elf girl with long ears and 1000s of years of life.
- I then want total magical power so I can do everything from get rich quick, to ruling the world, to just making my mundane job easier.
- And lastly I wish for enough shelf space to own all the games, anime, and manga i could possible want for the rest of my ageless life!

>>155377154
money
love
Health