Yes the rumors are true... Shinji and Kaworu are getting married!

Are we starting this meme again?

>Jewish starts all over the place
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post

Shinji will blow Kaworu's mind. Just you wait and see.

>>155356662
He already did, his mind was literally blown all over Shinji in 3.33.

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>>155355252
Congratulations.

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>>155355252
They're already married.

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>>155355252
Who tops?

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>>155358095
Obviously Kaworu.
What the fuck is Shinji going to do with a dick this tiny?

>>155358144
Maybe he's a grower

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>>155358144
Kaworu looks like a powerbottom desu

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>>155358248
I bet that's what you told yourself when you were 14 too.

>>155355252
This is 10 times more likely to happen in canon than a Rei ending.

>>155355252
I am so happy.

>>155358394
Kaworu doesn't even know what sex is. Shinji would have to teach him.

>>155358815
This is very different from my headcanon

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>>155358394
>implying anybody can bottom to this

Ikuhara will never marry you Anno, get over it.

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>>155357972
It looks real. Is it?

>>155362402
Yep, it's official.

>>155355252
3 days later Shinji is a widow!

>>155358095
Kaworu is the mother of angels

Shinji is heterosexual

>>155364384
Yeah, but he produces asexually

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Shinji would make a cute housewife

>>155364592
You misspelled bisexual

>>155365245
Don't respond to the crazy Reifag

>>155355252
I'm glad Anno and Ikuahara can finally be happy together.

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>>155366519
It'll never happen Anno, stop shitposting.

>>155366607
This year is the year. I'm tearing up at this pic. They are so happy and cute.

>>155364677
Still not fully male

>>155366798
He is as far as Shinji knows

Truly the Yuri on Ice of our generation

>>155365245
you misspelled homosexual

>>155366988
Don't compare that trash to Eva

>>155367270
Take the trash out together by keeping the waifu and husbando wars in one thread.

>>155367388
Someone keeps spamming Eva threads today, so oh well.

>>155367591
April Fool's was yesterday too. Eva and Yuri on Ice aren't as good as people make them out to be but both their target demographics refuse to hear otherwise. Both worth watching to say you did.

>>155367709
Yuri on Ice threads are an even bigger circlejerk than Eva's. It's amazing.

>>155367827
Good that Evafags can now see what they look like to the rest of the board again.

>>155355252
>...

Fuck off leaf

>>155367915
Wishful thinking. Most of them are too smug on their own farts to see otherwise.

>>155367950
April Fools is over

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>>155366988

>>155370777
>Kaworu is balding
Sad

>>155371451
>Shinji got fat
Aging suck.

>>155371451
I'd rather he lose his hair than his head

>>155370777
Delete this. Kawoshin is pure.

>>155373071
Impossible. Shinji is a slut who would shove 50 dicks in his mouth if he could and Kaworu gets off on old men gangraping him.

>>155367827
Yuri on ice threads are just a hodge podge of shitposting. Don't take anything there seriously.

>>155373160
Kill yourself.

>>155362402

you can buy it in eva store

>>155367066

no that's manga Shinji

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>>155373071

>>155375663
This is what Anno wants to do to Kaworu

>>155375745
Ikuhara you mean.

>>155355252
Congratulations

>>155362402
It's official, anon

>>155359133
That's really sad actually.

>>155366988
Why would you compare shit and candy?

>>155357021
Underrated

>yet another Eva/YoI thread

Why does this keep happening? Is it that they both attract the same shitposters and trolls or that they both attract the same fans?

>>155379030
OP posted a similar thread on /spa/ and it was full of Canadians

>>155355252
But why didn't they kiss?

>>155380612
Too pure.