Name 3 things you love about Aqua!
Her butt hole.
Her anus.
Her shit cutter.
>>155352821
>mfw I still havent watched this show
>still haven't watched Death Note either
Hair loop
Party tricks
Herpersonality
Intelligence
Below
Average
>>155352821
Her cuteness
Her voice
Her tears
Her saggy boobs.
>>155352821
Her friend Kazuma
Her friend Megumin
Her friend Darkness
I could never understand why she takes this sort of shit from Kazuma.
>>155352821
hair
smile
butt
Tits
Ass
Legs
Her body
Her retardation
Her hairpin
Hair
Voice
Cuteness/tears
>>155353394
you stole my post but it's all good
>>155352821
Hot body.
That's about all. I honestly don't like her character.
Her non-padded breasts
Her pantsu that may or may not exist
Kachou Fuugetsu
Thighs
Ass
Hips
>>155352821
Stupid
Beer
Cute
>>155352821
Aqua
Best
Girl
Thighs
Blue Hair
Character
>>155352896
Damn why I find her so cute
>>155352821
Her ass.
Her saggy tits.
Her stretched-out pussy.
>>155354634
Retards are like children. Cute.
>>155354791
I want to make babies with Aqua
>>155354968
Me too! I want to impregnate her and Megumin and found an entire village of demigods and chuunis.
why doesn't she purify alcohol
>>155355988
Why would she do that?
>>155356171
She seems to passively purify all sorts of things, as in, without even thinking about it, like tea or hot springs
I just wonder why it doesn't also happen to alcohol
Kazuma.
Megumin.
Lalatina.
1. Cumming in her pussy
2. Cumming in her mouth
3. Cumming in her ass
Why is rudeposting allowed on this board!?
>>155355988
because alcohol and water are different molecules
>>155352821
>her lack of underwear
>her based behavior in which she decides that she doesn't need to wear them
>the marvelous ass that isn't hidden by them
>>155358438
alcoholic drinks are composed of mostly water, contaminated by alcohol and other various flavoring things
I prefer the lusty Paladin.
splosion loli can go die
>>155352821
Her asshole
Her asshole
Her pooooo
So has he decided if he's going to fuck one of them, or does he just generally find all of them to be a drag on his life?
>>155352821
Her voice.
Her personality.
Her butt.
Everything else.
>>155352821
She's cute!
She's my wife!
Aqua!
>>155358735
Much like your mom.
>>155358438
barely, in fact normal water will continuously react with itself to form small amounts of H3O, H+, and OH-. and an "alcohol" is just a carbon group with an OH- atatched somewhere. now she should just be purifying all the carbon molecules from any water source, but shes bassically like dionessius/baccus and is all about the parties and drinking. so silly juice gets a pass on being purified by the moist goddess
>>155352821
Her left butt cheek.
Her right butt cheek.
Her loose anus.
>>155359378
Go to bed Jimmy.
>>155359209
He's considered it, but then realizes the consequences of doing so.
He finds the paladin sexy, but she a fucking weird ass masochist, who's too fucking lewd for him.
He has his moments with the loli, but he's afraid of the labels he would get and they would never let him live it down.
He can't tolerate Aqua for more than a few hours each day and she's constantly teasing him and getting him into shit.
He likes the other goddess, but rarely gets to see her.
Hmmmmm
>>155355988
Plot hole. Just like how megumin was able to hunt food in fantasy australia alone and without any spell.
>>155359598
uuuggghhh
>>155352821
>Intelligence
>Below
>Average
Her not breathing.
Her dying in a ditch.
Her body being eaten by the wildlife.
Thighs.
Ass.
Butthole.
Why do people hate Aqua? Is because that first chapter when she laughed about Kazuma's death? Or is because she is "useless" even if she is the one who carries the show?
>>155353407
She needs him in order to regain her goddess status.
If Aqua kissed you, would she purify your saliva into water?
What does aqua's asshole taste like?
>> 155363404
Her purify powers are sealed when she thinks in bad things.
For example. When she huged Wiz she casually thought in Kazuma and what he does with his partners' used panties. She kept it in secret only to not to cause problems to Kazuma though.
>>155364166
Fucking phone
>>155363404
>>155352821
Only 3? I love everything about Aqua.
Taking advantage of retards is wrong.
>>155352821
>Her lack of panties
>Her lack of standards
>"Eris pads her chest"
>>155352821
Her cries
Her voice actress
Her ability to constantly switch between OP and trash
>>155359598
>assqua
Big
Fat
Ass
SHE
ISN'T
MEGUMEME
ded
>>155368881
You can't spell Aqua without UWAAAA~
>>155368938
ded
>>155352821
Her nopan
Her bricklaying skills
Her inferiority to Darkness and Megumin.
>>155352821
Hydrogen oxygen Hydrogen
God I want to rim Aqua until my tongue falls off
Gentleman, it has been a pleasure shitposting with you for weeks.
Konosuba is kill
RIP in pieces konosuba
Season 3 never
tfw aqua will never be all "ne ne *your name*"
She's Annoying
She doesn't deserve to live
She needs to get raped
cutter than Iris
More lewd than darkness
Better fanbase than megumin
>>155378210
tfw no more Konosuba Threads
>>155352821
Her left cheek, her right cheekand her personality
She's cute.
She's goofy.
Her tantrums are adorable.
7/10, would be purely platonic friends with.
shameless bump
>>155353407
She's his cheat item so by all technicalities he owns her.
>>155384477
If Kazuma said he can't find Aqua as sexual partner then who was his fap reference back in the stables
>>155384735
hiscrush
She's pretty.
She's beautiful.
She's a goddes.
>>155384735
There's a difference between acknowledging how pretty someone is and viewing them as the heroine. Kazuma realizes Aqua's hot, but he also knows how big of a turn off her personality is to him.
>>155384891
wait, is this how you feel when you fap to NTR?
>>155384891
Did something like that happen in the LN?
I mean OVAs supposedly Aren't canon.
I don't want Megumin to win. She needs to go in the trash.
>>155385151
Win what? Kazuma?
Aqua is too good for him
>>155385151
You're going to be disappointed.
fug
beat
drop
HER
HUGE
ASS
>>155358735
>why doesnt she purify motor oil
baka
This is now a Megumin thread
>>155388018
>>155352821
A
H
O
>>155390842
You're right, it's a dead thread.
>>155390886
Megumin killed it.
>>155390916
See: >>155384404
>>155377158
>>155371429
>>155368881
It's been on life support for more than 10 hours. Just stop bumping your own thread.
>>155388018
No, this is now a Wiz thread.
This is now an Aqua bullying thread. Say something mean about this worthless goddess and post sad Aquas.
>>155390983
Undead
Cold
Tits
>>155352821
Eris is better than her
>>155391049
Aqua deserves her followers.
>>155392549
This is a good or a bad thing?
I mean Aquafags are literally no existent but they're far better than megumin'/s4s/ tier.
>>155392549
>Followers of a retarded goddess are even more retarded than her
wow, really makes you think
>>155392659
[s4s] posters are intelligent people who just need to vent, though.
Aqua a best. She's a literal goddess.
>>155352821
Motorboating aqua's butt!
>>155352821
She doesn't really bully Yunyun.
She's not wearing visible panties.
She isn't real.
That
Giant
Ass
We'll know for sure, once Kazuma tries to use steal on Aqua.
If he fails, everybody collectively loses their shit.
>>155394076
He already stole her ribbon scarf thingy.
>>155394576
>they go frog slaying
>know about their aversion to metal
>don't bring spiky metal things just so the frogs won't eat them
>Aqua thread has 110~ posts
>Megumin thread has 340
>>155394693
Yeah, Memegumin is the most popular. There's actually more than one thread.
>>155394693
>Reddit shitposts more than anons
Good for you I guess.
>>155394899
>Everyone who likes what I don't like is a redditor
I think you just have shit taste anon
>>155395026
>>155352894
>Comparing this timeless garbage to DN
>>155352821
her ass
her butt
her anus
>>155384891
K1 syndrome is a hell of a drug.
>>155395092
>There's a Megumin subreddit
>Therefore everyone who likes Megumin is from reddit
Fitting for an Aqua fan to have a shit INT stat that matches their shit taste.
>>155395204
>>155395248
Whatever you say, reddit.
>>155395311
>the most popular girl has the most followers
Wow, color me fucking surprised.
>>155395311
http://skythewoodtl.com/konosuba-poll/
Is Japan also Reddit?
>>155352821
In some fantasy language her name means anal lover.
Her anus is the best tightness.
As a goddess she can have an anal pregnancy.
>>155395432
Japan is known to have shit taste.
>>155395497
>Everyone who disagrees with me is a redditor, and in the case they can't possibly a redditor, they have shit taste
Good. Blame everything and everyone. Let the salt flow inside you.
>>155395311
>>155395497
>>155395538
>>155395651
>he doesn't know about japan's shittaste
Lurk for two years
>>155395311
Plebs and redditor a flock to the shitty meme girls, water is wet. What else is new?
>>155395432
Not him but to be fair that poll was last year. Seriously interested to know how much has changed since.
>>155396288
Probably nothing as far as Megumin is concerned, but Aqua might have gone up a rank.
>>155396186
>being such an apologist
>>155396317
>Probably nothing as far as Megumin is concerned
Why?
>>155396407
Because she had twice as many votes as second place, and her panties came in 30th. That kind of popularity doesn't just disappear.
>>155352821
no pansu
no pansu
did i mention no pansu
>>155394076
But LN Aqua wears striped panties
>>155394812
She is still shit though
Why do people hate Aqua again?
Yes we know she's not waifu material but she's easily one of the best characters in terms of comedy value and that's kinda the point of the show no?
>>155363531
Heaven
>>155353969
She definitely has pantsu, they're just invisible so perverts can't see them.
>>155398140
She is no a loli (hated for pedos)
She bullied the MC (hated for bullied people)
She is annoying (Hated for people who don't understand comedy)
>>155398140
I like her gags, I don't like her character. It's a simple as that.
>>155398140
She's an egotistical baka. She's at her best when she's being bullied.
>>155398140
I'd hate her as a person, but I like her as a character.
>>155398403
If you liked her gags then she did her intended role as a character
Not every character is meant to be likeable
Her bloody nose
Her busted lips
Her swollen eyes
>>155398866
Aqua is intended to be likable, though only about as much as the rest of the party
She's not conventionally nice most of the time, but there are moments in the LNs where she shows off her good side.
>ywn feel the warmth of Aqua-sama while she revives you with a smile in her face while hearing "Ne ne anon, are you feeling better?"
She care a lot about her "childs", is fine with your pervertions, doesn't care about expensive things and doesn't like debts.
plus her body is sexy and is cute to bully her.
>>155355988
Alcohol is already pure.
The same as my semen.
>>155399493
>moments in the LNs where she shows off her good side
But that's all she ever does in the anime.
>>155399514
>tfw she'll never ne ne at you
Any porn that focuses on that ass?
Tell me about Aqua, Why doesn't she wear the pantsu
>>155403734Feels good, man
>>155363531
Sugar.
>>155403734
She does wear pantsu. She just keeps them invisible so perverts won't see.
>>155399304
Fuck you, nigger.
Her alcoholism
Her booty
Her below average intelligence
>>155404418
Is Vanir a Nigger
>She's his cheat item so by all technicalities he owns her.
>>155395477
>>155400385
FUCK, why is her ass so fat?
>>155355988
>>155356472
Alcohol isn't water.
What she would do is transform every alcoholic drink into vodka.
>>155408558
is ittsukada shiorifat?
>>155352894
>Haven't watch Death Note
https://youtu.be/jTh3XZREVvQ
>>155352821
No matter how hard you try you will never impregnate her
>>155353407
What the fuck are you talking about she usually in the far wrong when ever she is being punished. She brings it on herself an never learns her lesson an when she dose try to help all she does make those around her lives worse
>>155404300
Ingenious.