This is Yuki. Today is April Fool's Day so tell her a joke

What do you call a baby floating in a pool?
Dead.

>>155335194
My future.

>>155335194
Interviews with monstergirls is a good show and not a cheap and quick cash in on the monstergirl craze.

>>155336533
But that's true though?

>>155336533
You're right. It wasn't. It depicted Demi-humans as people living in society.

>>155336573
The joke is that it's both.

>>155335194
My penis is big.

>>155336610
>Draw a normal girl
>Call it a monster girl
Why is this allowed

>>155336701
Because normalfags.

>>155336701
What are you talking about, she's got frosty pussy juice. Never heard of a normal girl do that

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A man walks headfirst into a bar.

He needed some ibuprofen for that afterwards.

>>155335194

Why did the Chinese army lose the war?

Too many chinks in the armor

>>155336533
Dubs of truth.

>>155336685
Jokes, no lies anon.

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What do you call a Rhinoceros that's not completely honest?

A Lyno

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish .

>>155335194
Once upon a time, a man walked into a bar

and said ow.

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>>155338700
Why did that made me smile.
Have nightmare fuel as a reward

>>155335245
not funny

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus

>>155336701
The whole Demi thing was obviously a stand-in for actual disabilities anon.

You can't be THAT dense.

What do you call a social event that is sponsored by the government?

A Workers' Party

The show went to shit after this bitch showed up. I wish that was a joke.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe?

Hitler didn't kill 6 million canoes.

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>>155335194
What's the difference between Madelaine McCann and Pope John Paul II?

The Pope died as a virgin

>>155346505
DELET

MADDIE IS ALIVE

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>>155346505
Jesus, dude

>>155346535
I mean, that punchline could still technically work even if she was still alive.

Which she isn't, because she was either murdered by her parents or murdered by a pedophile. Or both!

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>>155346505

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What does a Lawyer and an Spermatozoid have in common?

One in 1 billion actually end up being an human being

>>155346700
Hentai.

>>155335245
Actually babies would sink because their body has a higher proportion of water, and thus a higher density.

>>155346598
>>155346535
What was that pic from /b/ of a kid tied up in a basement then?

And did that anon get vanned anyways? Because that certainly looked like child abuse, even if it wasn't a kidnap.

>>155346776
>because their body has a higher proportion of water, and thus a higher density.
That specifically couldn't make it sink, water isn't denser than water.

>>155346972
Your brain is denser than water, baka.

>>155335194
Benis.