Summarize Evangelion's ending.
>>155271588
Which one?
Shinji figures out how to not be such a bitch but basically fucks the entire world in the process. Things might work out though.
Congratulations!
>>155271588
Congratulations, Shinji
He drank his apple juice, went poop and fell asleep.
>>155271588
Asuka was the villain all along, and caused the destruction of earth.
>>155271588
>This isn't even my final ending
shinji is a wuss and decides to give in to the comfortable annihilation rather than keep fighting
Why did shinji feel so bad after fapping to asuka?
I've would've believed it if he actually touched her or rubbed his penis on her, but even that is hard to believe when it happens so often IRL.
>>155271827
because he's not a rapey psycho like you.
>>155271873
So he is a special snowflake?
I've never met somoene who has had a breakdown after rubbing one to sleeping girls.
>>155271827
It's one thing to do it
It's another to do it infront of her comatose face in a hospital
>>155271969
>>155271827
OP here, EoE's ending too.
>>155271588
one word: disgusting
>>155271827
It's even weirder considering the unused script where he casually masturbates in his room thinking about women. He still says his famous line.
>>155271969
you've probably also never met a depressed suicidal boy with an abusive father and (kind of) dead mother being forced to fight monster-angel-things and nearly dying/getting everyone killed over and over
makes your psyche a little fragile
>>155271588
>Take care of yourself, I need you
There, summarized. Sincerely yours.
To my father, thank you. To my mother, farewell. And to all the children... Congratulations!
>>155274177
Shinji finds that life is worth living despite all the pain and rejects human instrumentality but it's too late, everyone is tang already.
He chokes Azuka because he feels like shit and wants someone to hate him.
Also Mari is for anal and ahegao.
Fixed, sorry.
>>155271588
I don't have to.
I don't get the original ending, can someone explain?
>>155274444
Nice numbers anon
>>155275026
Why thank you. I didn't even notice my get. Wow....
>>155271588
Asuka and Shinji ended up together?
>>155271588
Ideon, but written by a talentless hack.
>>155271588
Shinji becomes a choker
>>155271588
I can't because I never watched neon Genesis evangelion
I CAN'T
>>155271588
he overcomes himself but too late
>>155271588
Shinji is a masochist.
>>155271588
Although people may hurt you, the potential happiness they bring makes that risk worth it. At least that's what the series ends on. EoE goes somewhere else.
>>155275297
But Asuka hates Shinji and Shinji is afraid of Asuka. Shinji will grow up to be handsome with lots of fame, probably lots of girlfriends, while Asuka will be alone forever.
>tfw the comfy episodes (1-13) don't last for 50 episodes long
Anno is a faggot.
>>155271827
Hold on, who said he didn't? He might have been rubbing one boob with one hand and fapping with the other, I mean, the boobs were there, open to anybody to grab.
>>155271588
Series:
Shits get lose but we only see what's happening in Shinji's mind.
Movies:
Shits get lose and we actually get to see it.
Both: Shinji realizes he has to stop escaping from people.