Why don't you have a cute older housewife cooking you delicious food, /a/?
Because I prefer solitude.
>>155221758
I have. I call her mother.
>>155221758
I'm not good with other people.
>>155221929
/thread
Whats with nips and eggs, they're not exactly luxurious food.
>>155222081
a lot of stuff we consider normal is fucking expensive over there
>>155222139
Maybe I should offer plain noodles to my next target to lure in, you know from the mysterious east.
>>155222139
It's not like eggs are expensive in Japan.
Because I'd rather feed her, not the other way around
>>155222081
You need to eat your eggs so you can become a big boy anon.
>>155222081
It's a subtle reminder of new life and reproduction.
Gotta fix that birthrate.
>>155221758
Does she come with daughters to have an oyakodon?
>>155223033
she comes with a dead husband a lust for young guys
>>155221787
You don't. You have merely fooled yourself into believing that you do.
>>155223134
Does she ask her friends to lend her their sons whenever she needs a dick?
>>155223419
nah, she just picks guys passing by her window