Shit that only works in manga/anime

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>>155148637
Forgot

They usually want experienced men, but sometimes go for a virgin to show him the ropes.

>>155148637
No, they don't.

>>155148637
If you're a 6'3 muscle guy who knows hoe to kick ass it doesnt matter if you're a virgin. In normal situation however no depends on the girls but most girls want to be pleasured and not deal with a guy who cums within 30 seconds

>>155148637
Cougars do aka virgin hunters.

>>155148813
>virgin hunters.
You reading too many hentais

>>155148637
Tons? That usually happens a lot for older women, they like to lead young boys into adulthood.

>>155148637
It's fucking Kaze, what do you expect? I'd crave his dick too.

>>155148637
Is this terraformers?

>>155148637
>implying she's a woman
She's probably 16.

>>155148637
She's a virgin too and the guy is exactly like her, a fighter autist.

>>155148637
There's something called "falling in love" you know.

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>>155148637
Yes
If you are hot
Like everything else they like

>>155149370
A loser is mostly a social dork. Girls don't fall in love with those.

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>not having a prostitute tease you for being a virgin

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>>155148813
>go to cougar bar in Anaheim with friends
>cougar comes over to talk
>"so, want to go back to my room?"
>"what!? you're a virgin?? a guy like you?"
>suddenly her friends come over
>get teased lightly, they start getting physical
>he drunk, taken to room, and raped

>>155149370
>falling in love
Simple electronic and hormonal exchange in your brain. The concept for craving for the lonely virgin is a much higher order.
*tips fedora*

>>155148637
What about guys?
Would you rather fuck a pure fugly girl or a sexy slut?

>>155149700
Depends if she's very fugly then not. Also if she's a walking example of ETS, then neither

>>155149700
Neither.

>>155149592

>I'll take "Things that didn't happen" for $200, Alex.
>DAILY DOUBLE PEWPEW PEWPEW PEWPEW PEWPEW PEW PEW

I actually believe you. I live near Anaheim, what's the placed call, senpai.

>>155149700
> 3DPD
Fuck right off

>>155149700
In real life, I prefer women that are somewhat homely, so ugly > slut for me, so long as "ugly" doesn't mean facial contusions/tumors.

>Shit that only works in manga/anime
Secret forms, hidden techniques, special moves, etc. None of that ancient mystical "yamato damashii" bullshit matters.

>>155148637
>Do women really crave for the virgin dick?
They may still fuck you once you reveal your wizardry status, but revealing it never ever counts in your favor. If you're a virgin about to score some 3DPD, always lie about it. No woman fetishizes virgins either, it's literally only a male thing.

>>155150557
>hidden techniques are an anime-only thing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasaki_Kojir%C5%8D#Swallow_Cut

>>155150683
Read the subject line of the thread, fuckstick:
>Shit that only works in manga/anime

Not
>Shit that only exists in manga/anime

It's just some samurai from the 1600s who designed a fancier way to kill peasants. Most of the dumb shit that the samurai did was purely for show.

>>155151078
He said it doesn't work, I posted something that does. Hidden techniques work as techniques would, but are only known to their user.

>>155148637

maybe some fetishist?

there is all kinds of weird stuff that people are into, so I don't see why this wouldn't exist

of course a shut-in like most here would never know since you probably don't interact with other humans so much

As a virgin from europe, I've had several girls/women trying to get me, but my autism shield was too strong. If you have decent looks and character, you're not a lost cause.

>Kaze
>pretty much the epitome of a man

It only made her more wet, because she could be the first one to conquer him.

>>155153944
>autism shield
kek

Nice blog thread

>>155149589
That's my fetish

>>155153674
>omg, it's a totally cool hidden ki technique from ancient history
>it could like cut mountains in half and shit
>and cut the panties from nubile servant girls
>european swords were shattered by its sublime movement
>wh-what? of course no one knows how to do it
>this technique was too hidden and powerful to be properly recorded
>but it was totally amazing
>fucking sugoi as shit man

yeah, tell me more about your ancient samurai power moves

>>155149589
What's happened on nine seconds?

>>155153979
Fighting against cock is my fetish.

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>>155155429
He came

>>155149589
Why is the SFX in german?

>>155149589
I managed to cum in 3 seconds. Try and beat that

>>155155585
German scans probably

>>155155549
What is it?

>>155149589
>>155155549
>Eden

ahh the famous bait, making it seem like it's a lighthearted ecchi manga.

>>155154781
What are you getting autistic about

>>155148637
they are not much different from man
they, like any human, want to corrupt anything pure

>>155149202
but kaze has a son, so he cannot be a virgin

>>155148637
The male is but an incomplete and inferior female. Women only crave other women.

>>155155549
But his cock won against her pussy or the other way around ??

>>155159005
You know how it works:
first you cum in 5 seconds
then 2 minuts
10m
now you can pull 1 hour and she's the one who cums multiple times

>>155158486
Takeshi got adopted.

>>155149626
It doesn't matter to me whether it's magical energy or chemicals in my brain, love is love and what I feel is what matters. Nothing matters, so you might as well not worry about the meaning of things.

>>155159133
more like
>come already I want to sleep

>>155159230
But you're wrong anon. Everything is matter

>>155149457
Some chicks love big hairy guys.

>>155159431
Matter doesn't matter. Not in the sense that greater purpose exists. Not that I find that troubling, the universe is what you as an individual make of it that is worth something to you.