>Set alarm in the middle of the night >See this What do?

>>155100962
>set alarm
>see clock
all acording to keikaku

Remember rooftop Clock and cry

Set penis to destroy mode.

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Put benis in clock

Wake up

>>155100962
insert tongue into anus

do not remove

>>155100962
was her: why no digital?

>>155100962
enter

>turn off alarm clock by showing her my face
>go back to sleep

>>155100962
Call police and sue her for entering my private property without consent.

Cock in Clock

why would I set an alarm for a time I'm going to be awake for?

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>>155100962
OH SHIT NIGGER
ARE THOSE EXTRA-WIDE RUBBERBANDS IN YOUR HAIR?
PASS ME ONE OF THOSE SON

>unset alarm
>cover head

I'm likely already in bed with a better waifu, so this bitch can fuck off

>notices bulge
0w0 what's this?

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Tell her to get the fuck out of my property.

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>>155102245
>posting dick pics in a blue board
reported

Where does she have the snooze button?

>>155100962
>2 different eye colors
I can't deal with this

>>155103733
Gay