This is fake as fuck, you can't open your eyes underwater

They're monsters you retard. It's not outlandish for them to be able to see underwater.

>>155093558
Yeah, because Tetsu is a monster too, you goddamn mongoloid.

>>155093511
I used to do it but everything is was blurry to see

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>>155093511
>you can't open your eyes underwater for more than a second
I was going to call bullshit on this but I haven't swam in months and I can't actually remember.
This is sad, now I want to swim.

>>155093511

Yes you can.

The water just needs the right Ph and to not be overly chlorinated.

>>155093511
OP=Nice bait or retard

>>155093631
I just went to a pool a week ago, no you can't.

>>155093511
Are you a nigger who can't swim?

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>>155093511
I'm being trolled, aren't I?

>>155093511
I used to think that's the case until I turned 11.

You'll get to it sooner or later OP. No rush.

>>155093694
I don't believe you, OP.

>>155093697
What does being able to swim have to do with opening your eyes underwater for a whole minute

What kind of shitty ass pools are you swimming in? Tell the fucking people to chill out on the chlorine.

>>155093511
The eyes are designed for underwater better than in air since it was originally aquatic.
Can you imagine if humans started as land animals, we would probably see the whole world differently.

>>155093914
I might be retarded but I'm not dumb

>>155093788
>swimming in the pee of soccer mom's 10 stooges
Please just dump the whole container in there.

You're supposed to be able to do it. It depends of the water (too much chlorine or even salt in seawater can be painful), and how sensitive your cornea is. It's quite easy for some and hellish for others. You can train it if it's a problem and you want to get into diving after reading Grand Blue.

>>155093511
How much chlorine do they put in pools in your area?

>>155093511
You literally can. I've kept my eyes open under water for at least 30 seconds during lifeguard training in the past. Everything's blurry but you can make out colors and silhouettes just fine.

>chlorine
>not ozone
What a terrible life you all live

>mfw I can keep my eyes open easier in a chlorinated pool than in a lake

>>155093965
The word retarded was originally meant for a person with an IQ of 50-55, dumb is generally someone with an IQ of 70.

>>155094185
Stop making stuff up you fucking psychopath.

>>155093558
They're not monsters. They're human girls with disabilities.

>>155093511
I just got back from swimming, in regular artificial pool seeing underwater is absolutely fine, unless you are talking about in the ocean, then you obviously can't. OP is fag

>>155093511
sounds like youre drinking too much of that water

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>>155093511
Haven't you heard about Pearl divers? the dive in SEAWATER without googles

>>155093694
You're just a huge pussy, I can open my eyes in chlorinated water just fine.

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>>155094309
What is this, Demi-chan or Katawa Shoujo? Even if Demi-chan is the Katawa Shoujo of monster girl animes.

>>155094185
>>155093914
I feel like I'm watching Yamazaki from CCS telling his facts

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>>155093511
What the fuck? Are you and the retards agreeing with you all fucking 5 years old?

I get that it can be very uncomfortable to open your eyes underwater at first, specially at sea or in pools, but that's just shit you get fucking used to. I've attended swimming classes from 8 to 16 so I obviously had tons of time to adapt, but you don't need nearly that much to get used to it. A couple weeks AT MOST.

Just because it hurts a bit at first it doesn't mean "you can't". You're all a bunch of fucking pussies. I bet you quit games if you die on the first stage. I'm mad.

>>155093511
if the pool has no chlorine or salt youd be fine

>>155093511
You what? What sort of overchlorinated shit are you swimming in? You can operate the exact same way you do in air.

You can't open your eyes underwater in the first place.

It's a matter of the higher pressure underwater not chlorine

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>>155095674
>he thinks being 2m underwater is enough for the pressure to damage his eyes

>>155093914
This is actually a fact, believe it or not.

>>155095447
The point is, these people aren't swimming geniuses like you but they were able to open their eyes widely underwater. Especially Machi considering it's her first time.

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>>155093914
>>155095783
>[trolling intensifies]

>>155093751
It means you're too fucking afraid to dip your head beneath the water.

>>155095796
Well I didn't watch this show so I admit my ignorance on the events depicted, and would even agree it's weird for someone that has never entered a pool to just open their eyes no problem, even if not impossible.

That said, IF that was what OP meant then he's still retarded because he can't freaking write. And the peeps that agreed are still freaking babies.

>>155095827
I've done it several times, but I don't go swimming in a pool everyday so I never got used to it. That is if you really can get used to it as the others say.

I think there's a lot of stupidity going around in this thread. Obviously you can open your eyes underwater and it's not difficult.

However it is weird for Machi to be able to do it so easily if she has never had her head dipped underwater before. I can't imagine anyone having it that easy the first time.

>>155095819
Seriously, this is something you should look up if you don't think its true, it is quite interesting.

>>155093985
>sharing a public pool
You're the real loser here

I tried dipping my face on my water tank and it's still as blurry as I remembered swimming on the pool. And yes I can swim just fine but I can't see shit without googles. Does this mean I have shit eyes?

>>155096070
Yes.

>>155093511
Yes you can especially in a normal swimming pool.

>>155096192
What exactly is a "normal" swimming pool?

>>155096070
Probably, the water could just be dirty too.
You can open your eyes no problem on most water, that doesn't guarantee you'll be able to see shit.

>>155095295
Children can work in sea water, with 20/20 vision

Their eyes are flexible enough to be able to focus even through water, tribal fishermen use their kids to fish for hard to spot delicacies on the bottom.

The tribe the did the study on, it died the next year though in a tidal wave. whoops

>>155093511
Actually physically you could open your eyes underwater, but your brain keeps you from doing it. Just like how you can't keep your eyes open during a sneeze or you can't deliberately poop your pants. There's a mental block.

>>155096207
Filled up with hose water, without all the chemicals in it.

>>155093511
Yes you can.

But I have never been in a pool where it didn't feel like your eyes were being bleached if you did.

>>155096461
There's a reason for that

There's a lot of poop and urine in a public pool. So it gets chlorinated to hell

Physiological variations

A very near-sighted person (eyesight abnormality resulting from the eye's faulty refractive index due to which the distant objects appear blurred) can see more or less normally under water. Scuba divers with interest in underwater photography may notice presbyopic changes while diving before they recognize the symptoms in their normal routines due to the near focus in low light conditions.[8]

The Moken people of South-East Asia are able to focus underwater to pick up tiny shellfish and other food items.[9] Gislén et al. have compared Moken and untrained European children and found that the underwater visual acuity of the Moken was twice that of their untrained European counterparts.[10] European children after 1 month of training also showed the same level of underwater visual acuity.[11] This is due to the contraction of the pupil, instead of the usual dilation (mydriasis) that is undergone when a normal, untrained eye, accustomed to viewing in air, is submerged.[12]

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>>155093511
>work as a lifeguard at a local pool
>mfw this thread
I can't say for seawater, but pool water you can just fine. Lifeguards don't just guess where you are in the water

>>155096387
>you can't deliberately poop your pants
Talk for yourself.

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>>155096387
>you can't deliberately poop your pants

Do you really believe this?

>>155095579
You can't open your eyes at all.
You can't learn Japanese.
You can't do anything.

>>155096387
I know what you're up to, you little fuck.

>>155093511
It's a pool you dingus, that water is not salty, you can open an keep your eyes open in that water

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Asians are different they have an extra eyelid just like crocodiles so they close that clear eyelid before they go under. Strangely no other cases of this is found in any other races on earth

>>155093511
Are you actually retarded or is this some Amerilard thing? I took swimming lessons from like the age of 8-16 and always had my eyes open underwater...could keep them open for as long as I could hold my breath, it was the funnest part about swimming, if you couldn't open your eyes underwater, what's the point?

you can peel a banana... AND EAT IT

Garunteed replies, the thread. Nice op

>>155097314
Is it some retarded europoop thing to be so obsessed with America you think about it literally dozens of times every day despite hating it?

>>155097314
Just ignore it probably bait but honestly with so many retarded answers I'm begining to think its not.

>>155096387
This made me laugh really fucking hard, thank you.

You have to blink in the first place because your eyes get dry. You're better off underwater since you can keep your eyes open forever.

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>>155093511
>people don't get glasses prescribed for underwater swimming

fucking retard, the lens are like a $5 option just get it you dumb jew

>>155093511
>tfw your eyes hurt just from opening them after rinsing off your face in the shower
Is there something wrong with me?

>>155093511
Wide open eyes are a bit too much, but everyone can half-open their eyes even if it's their first time in a pool. Stop being a pussy.

>>155094336
>unless you are talking about in the ocean, then you obviously can't
Bullshit, in Baywatch they keep their eyes open all the time.

>>155093511
It's pool water you can open your eyes in it

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It hurt as a kid but i have swum so much i open my eyes out of habit be it at the beach or in a pool, i just have wipe the water out when i surface or it does feel somewhat uncomfortable, This is only a problem for people who dont swim much.

>>155096880
There you go, i open my eyes at the beach easily but i NEED to wear glasses to see properly, never even considered they might have been related.

>>155095674
I have been in 5.5m diving pools and the worst part is your ears and forehead veins, and even after a couple hours it wasn't as bad.

>>155093751
OP said a second not a minute.

>>155093511
if you face fuck the dullahan does that mean your pecker snot travels through n-dimensional space to wind up in her belly?

Hikari a tremendous cute.

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>>155093511
>you can't open your eyes underwater for more than a second

>>155098819
It's true though

>>155099573
Try not being a pussy

>>155095295
Japanese eyes are folded over 9000 times.

>>155099634
>you can't open your eyes underwater
>must be a pussy
nice twisted logic

>>155094185
I could find no such classification for dumb.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ_classification

>>155093914
This is true.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_the_eye

>>155099853
wtf so humans didn't originate from monkeys?

>>155099573
You can see just fine in fresh water you retard, go the fuck outside for once.

>>155093511
I'm pretty sure pools in Japan use an ozone cleaning system instead of a chlorine one.

>>155093511
there's a succubus and all you talk about is this shit?
fag.

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Yeah it is fake as fuck, Why would no one fuck the succubus senselessly?

>>155093694
you must not be used to it very much

Opening my eyes underwater in the pool was my favorite thing to do as a kid because it let me look at the girls without them knowing.

Of course that was before I realized 3d is dog shit.

>>155093511
>Guaranteed replies thread
>I still open it
What am I doing with my life

>>155099889
You must be trolling, but I'll take the bait. Humans descended from apes, and apes descended from other things that descended in turn from aquatic animals.

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>>155096948
I will save you as soon as I touch you

>>155094184
Oh jesus no don't open your eyes in a lake

>tfw contact lenses

>>155096070
Light moves differently in water, than air. It's normal, that you see things blurry, but it's neither impossible to open your eyes, nor to at least see if you're still swimming in the right lane

>>155100746
Yeah man. Leeches.

>>155100239
>Why would no one fuck the succubus senselessly?
They are either faggots or aggressively suppressing their sex drive.

-ly? I don't think senseless is supposed to be used as an adverb there.

>>155098819
>>155099573
>it's bait
>replies anyway
Every time

>>155096042
Seriously, who the fuck goes to public pools? It's basically the nastiest socially accepted activity in existence. I'd rather go dumpster diving.

>>155093511
I wear glasses and will never ever see underwater, its totally blurry, in the pool or a bath.

>>155101157
You graduated high school, everyone went to college or got a job.
You all promised to keep in touch but college or work took up too much of their time, eventually they all met new friends from college or work and hanging out with them was easier than you due to convenience.

The last nail in the coffin was when they met someone and began spitting out kids.
Shits happening to me now and I have no friends anymore

>>155093511
You can faggot what the fuck

>>155101096
Maybe if you chill in the kiddy pool. I'm not entirely fond of public pools either but there's no need to be such a fucking baby about it. A decently sized pool would contain hundreds of thousands of liters of water, some people pissing in it means jack shit.

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>>155093511
What did they mean by this?

>>155101096
Try not living in the ghetto

>>155101096
Urine is sterile so what are you whining about.

>>155101499
according to a cdc study the average person has .14 milligrams of shit stuck to their asses. if you consider something like a water park where you can have over 50 people an hour using a pool, that adds up to over half a kilogram of shit by the end of the day. it's not like the water gets changed regularly either, and the filters are only there to catch bugs and leaves.

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>>155093914
>this is where humans came from accorring to liberals

>>155101613
If I told you that little amounts of intestinal bacteria are good for you would you believe me?

>>155096387
>you can't deliberately poop your pants.
I'll show you!

maybe if the pool is chlorinated you can't.
you ever swim in a salted pool, or maybe in the fucking ocean.

>>155093511
OP confirmed for a land lubber. Walk the plank, faggot.

>>155093511
Basement dweller detected.

>>155093511
Dafaq?
I did it in the river when I was a kid all the time.
Sure, eyes will itch and tear up for a while after but it's generally fine.
I used to dive and search riverbed for shit like mollusks and crayfish, also hornet nests in vicinity so you had to train your lungs if you wanted those crayfish without getting bitten.

>>155095447
I thought this thread was b8, but I don't even know anymore after reading some of these replies.

>>155101805
>>155101839
>>155101848
Machi opened up her eyes widely without any problems and it's her first time trying to see underwater. I call bullshit

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>>155093511

>>155101863
So?
Maybe nips don't use chlorine to sanitize pool water and use UV or shit instead.
That would make water extra clear and clean, you can try it in your sink and see just fine even with chlorine.
I did it in a mildly clean river and everything was fine.

Good thing the West is becoming Islamified slowly but surely. The need to eliminate you pussies is becoming more urgent.

>>155101878
Those look like extra thick eyebrows on Machi.

>>155101907
Stop making things up.

>>155101564
No, it's not.

It's like fucking middle school science class in this thread.

Can we talk about how pretty the water was in this episode?

>>155101995
No, because it wasn't.

>>155101995
Not really, it's CGshit.

>>155100239
I was very, very disappointed that he wasn't pitching a tent in his swimsuit immediately.

She's got some weak succubus vibes.

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>>155102006
>>155102025
I disagree.

I blame your autism for having shit opinions.

>>155093511
>how do we know underwater is real if our eyes can't see
Pottery.

>>155102079
Just look at that CG splash. Disgusting.

>opening your eyes in a pool
Why do you want piss and chlorine in your eyes?

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>>155093511
When I was a young bab I always swam eyes open.

then again when I was a young bab I seemed to never actually have to breathe until one day where I suddenly realized air existed.

kid bodies
how do they work

Why the fuck are mods deleting random posts?

>>155102336
>random
If they were doing their job properly you would've gotten a warning at least.

>>155100239
ironman is a failure as a human being

>>155095447
honestly, this whole thread must be bait. Even in heavily chlorinated pools it's not that uncomfortable. I can't accept that everyone ITT can't swim, they must be trolls

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>>155102031
>Not using the anti-boner device when having the succ join in with the kids was part of the plan just in case.

>>155102180
>piss

How much was that again?
70l per 100,000l pool volume or a few more zeros?

>>155093511

What I never wore goggles and did some 1-2 hours swimming a day as a kid. Eyes always open, sure doing that in the surf might get some sand in your eyes but it's not impossible, even easier in pools. You got some weak ass eyes. Can you even fucking swim?

I did that all the time as a kid.

>>155093511
You can't, we can. Faggot

>>155093511
what are you talking about sure you can? It mostly depends on the water your in, if you can't the pools you were in probably had too much chlorine n dirt

>>155101157
In my case, it's because I got fat. I'm working on it though.

>>155093511
Of course you can it's just blurry as fuck.
Sometimes i even did it in the sea.