Why didnt she just fuck Shinji?

I'm halfway through watching this series, and it's clear as day to me:

Rei is obviously the better one

>>154928537
Where can i watch?

i just finished it earlier, guess ill go watch the movie now, cause fuck episode 25 and 26

>>154928423
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF?
[SPOILER]sorry my caps broke[/SOPILER]

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>>154928423
Well it's not like she didn't try.

>>154928423
Because he was like 14? She just kept teasing him but didn't want to get locked up.

>>154928688
Sad

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>>154928537
Rei is everything a waifufag secretly dreams of: silent, obedient, underaged and vulnerable. They don't want a woman - they want a helpless, submissive doll to jerk off with.

>>154928423
Who said she didnt?

How would Misato teach Shinji how to have a good time

>>154928896
> Locked up
Attractive women can not commit rape.

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>>154928896
That's legal in Japanland.

>>154929501
Common misconception. The federal AOC is 14, but each prefecture has it set to 18.

misato best girl

>>154928423
Shinji's cock is too strong, she would just submit to him.

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>>154931324
She was laughing at his flimsy toothpick dick when she first saw it

>>154931386
You mean Kaji the cuck,

Shinji has MC infinite sperm and multiple orgasm skills

>>154931386
Nah, Misato would just ahegao as soon as Shinji puts his inhuman girth inside.

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>>154931453
>>154931512
Nice fanwank, Shinji's dick was canonically compared to a toothpick in the Anime and we have this in the Manga by the official character designer.
Every woman laughs at his pathetic stub. They might even mistake it for a vagina because it's so small.

>>154928423
Someone posts the symbolic scene where she tries to fuck him after he killed Kaworu

>>154928997
That's not true. the fact that she is quiet, does not make her a doll.

>>154931386
Bet you 10 bucks she can't even take half the mast without breaking.

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the master

>>154931701
>>154931646
So... it reaches a bit beyond her bellybutton.

>>154931746
Shinji is a bull

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It's like none of you homos even watched NGE, or you multitasked while watching it.

Because if you did watch it, you wouldn't ask/discuss such a stupid topic.

>>154928423
Jesus that crop is horrendous.

>>154928537
How does that matter. OP was talking about rape and it wouldn't be hard to seduce shinji into a half rape kind of situation if she was really forceful and gave him a beer or two.

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>>154931789
Reifags are autistic

>>154931569
Shinji is a grower, not a shower.

>>154931777
>Shinji considers Misato her personal semen toilet and she agrees
simpler

>>154931637
Well are we talking Rebuilds or not?

In NGE she just takes Asuka's slap with no objection

>>154931906
Rebuilds are not canon. We are talking about NGE, and her whole story in NGE was about starting out with a false soul and body, but trying to develop individuality and becoming her own person.

>>154931868
People like you, killed Evangelion.

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Reminder that Shinji is canonically heterosexual. He only ever had sexual fantasies about women.

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>>154928423

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>>154931569
That's why he got FUCKED.

>>154931569
>what are growers?

>>154931981
I mean I guess, Rei II was only good Rei

>>154932222
>checked and confused

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>>154928423
Why didn't she just fuck me? ;-;

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>>154932481
>wanting misato when a perfectly good asuka is present

That's why you'll live the rest of your existence in eternal loneliness and despair.

>>154932544
She looks sick and oily.

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>>154932544
>not wanting both
Although Asuka is the better of the two

>>154932690
My penis really likes Asuka but I'm not sure why

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>>154931693
>>154931825
>>154932277
>insecure fags with extremely small dicks

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>>154932754
Shinji is such a cockslut, Jesus.

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>>154932862

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>>154932862
To be fair, nothing feels quite as nice as taking it up the ass

>>154932754
t. cocklet

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>thread full of Shinjifags
>no Reifag in sight
Please keep it this way

>>154933222
What's so bad about Reifags?

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>>154933784

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>>154933784
Don't draw attention to it please.

>>154933784
They are the thread derailing, fanwanking, textwalling, adhomming, victim complexing cancer of the Eva fanbase.

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>>154934052
Saving it for posterity. I don't why but I feel that this synthesis will come in handy

>>154933847
>>154934052
Ohh I see.

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>>154934150
I also have the Marifag definition

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>>154934150

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>>154934150
I'm honoured.

>>154934325
Is this Kaworufag talking to himself?

>>154935663
A Reifag falseflagging as a Kaworufag posted it a thread then deleted it immediately after.

>>154935663
Reifag posted the post that responded to him and then deleted it right after.

Shinji > Ritsuko > Gendo > Kaji > Rei > Misato > Asuka

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Asuka was the second best pilot. Good for her.

>>154935663
Yeah