What would you do in this situation?
Which one am I?
I'd tape a cat to each of my nipples, but I lost that image a long time ago.
>>154927801
Lick elf ears.
Haha relax Asuna it's just a fucking video game. Just log off or close your eyes!
>>154927801
Rape her.
Fuck the shit out of her boiiiii
>>154927801
Do what intellectuals would do.
>>154927801
Id ask what flavor is she.
Can I be Asuna?
Masturbate.
>make him my concubine.jpg
>>154927801
Glop two years endlessly.
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Had I been in Kirito's shoes, instead of executing sugou before busting him irl, I would've abused admin privileges to cause neverending pain, or force him to roleplay as a courtesan to please other people or something, causing him said pain every time he breaks character.
Free him only when everything is in check, evidence of his crimes and all.