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>B-But Your Honor, she's actually 498 years old!

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>B-But Your Honor, she's actually 498 years old!
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and a drawing.
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>>154903707
Good think Makise Kurisu is 18
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>>154903707
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Legal to drink, that's enough.
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>>154903707
Yeah? maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring if you think your so tough
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>>154904043
>those wrinkled saggy armpits
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>>154903707
>implying
I only fap to real lolis, if I ever get on trial I'll proudly admit that I fap to cartoon children. When you've got nothing to lose, might as well hold your head high and not try to buy some worthless time with excuses.
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>>154903707
Just have her suck your blood in the courtroom. Case closed.
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>>154903923
This is pretty much the most important bit.
I loathe quoting the line but
>c'est ne pas une pipe
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>>154903923
That's not a defense in America. You have to prove she has artistic value.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1466A
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>>154904444
Who determines that?
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>>154904444
Alright.
In this picture we can see that her body is a work of art.
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>>154904495
me
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>>154904029
Chapter 2 when?
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>>154904444
>You have to prove she has artistic value.

If some faggot in San Francisco can throw trash on the floor and I mean literal crumpled papers and used Oreos containers on the floor and call it art, how is this not art?
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>>154904737
This is an image board, you are not meant to upload trash here
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>>154904737
>*autistic soccermom screeching
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>>154903707
my cousin has the body of a 12yr old but she can still fuck too
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>>154903707
>those thighs

Come on now OP, she doesn't even look like a kid in the first place.
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>>154904895
Did I upset you anon?
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>>154904737
Fix those fucking artifacts my dude.
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>>154904444
>Has to have artistic value
Two ways I can go about this
1) Go in depth about how the colour works well with the composition and so on and continue to speak artistically

2) Prove to the judge that I have a fetish for drawings and other works of art by whacking off to "starry night", "Mona Lisa" and "the scream"

ML and the scream wouldn't be that hard, desu
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>>154905150
they'd have to judge it obscene first before they hassle you
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>>154905150
>Mona Lisa
I bet the first time you saw it you got a boner.
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>>154905150
>fapping to the Mona Lisa

You know you'd be fapping to a trap right?
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>>154905211
Is this the first smug anime girl?
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>>154905211
No, that's why it would be deemed acceptable to use her as a defense, I'd have to be thinking really vividly to be able to beat it to ML in order to save my drawing porn. I mean it what places in the north east is this frowned apon by the judicial system?
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>>154905289
>Calling me gay for hypothetically fapping to ML
>Not calling me out for the scream
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>>154905321
You can't hide from them. By they time they're down with you we'll have to take you out with an ambulance.
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>>154905289
then it would be much different from what I fap to every day.
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>>154905376
Fapping to traps is gay but if you just admit that you're a homo and fap to men then it's not gay.
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>>154905289
>yfw traps have been around in pictures for as long as men have been able to paint them
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>>154904444
That, and she intentionally uses her nudity in this scene to take control of the conversation. So the context gives it non-ironic artistic value too.
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>>154903707
>Ah, well since there's no legislation for having sex with a 498 year old who looks 10 i'll have to let you go free.
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>>154903707
>draw a young person
>make them centuries old
>but with the personality to match their appearance
If you're going to make a immortal, I expect them to have a deeper characterization because of experience yet most manga use this trope commonly as a shallow attempt to be interesting.
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>>154905018
>shinobu wearing panties
This image is heresy.
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>>154905569
>Little boy sits in the back of the bar puffing on a cigarette
"Young man, you can't be in here"
>You ever see a mans arm get blown off from his own grenade? Didn't think so.

It has comedic value.
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>>154905682
If you've seen pictures of child soldiers that actually have that hundred yard stare, it's not too comical.
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>>154904399
Am I intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor if I recognise that quote?
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>>154904895
We already established that trash is art, pay attention anon
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>>154904895
He's a filthy phone poster who only got the image off of Google just before posting. Please understand.
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>>154905569
When it's done right, like with Shinobu, it's great. I feel like more series at least tried to add some characterization to their immortal lolis earlier on, when they didn't have as many established tropes to fall back on, but that might just be nostalgia talking.
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>>154904444
Fuckin checked. And yeah, now its way more controversial, but give it 10-30 years when GenZ is grown up, the policies will change drastically.
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>>154905907
Suck a dick
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>>154904495
Whichever retarded judge gets the first case and can set a precedence.
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>>154905292
>half smile
>no eyebrows
what did he mean by this?
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>>154905818
No
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>>154905818
No, but you're probably a pedantic arsehole.
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>>154905120
I'm not sure what retard saved it as a jpeg, but here's the original.
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>>154906212
Or they've encountered too many retarded soccer moms.
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>>154906211
>>154906212
I hope you are just being ironic.
>>154906263
What does this old joke have to do with soccer moms?
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>>154905289
>>fapping to the Mona Lisa
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>>154906223
Because some retards always scream
>png
As if we still had 128kbps connections or something.
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>>154906324
They're the stereotypical "won't someone think of the children?" fucks who try to get everything censored.
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>>154903923
This.
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>>154906223
Arigato anon-kun.
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Well, might as well draw a stick figure on a napkin, show it to them and ask if they're gonna add producing CP to my charges
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>>154906374
>won't someone think of the children?
Oh, I'm thinking of the children alright.
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>>154906374
I still don't know what it has to do with the "It's not a pipe" picture. I can know it without ever using it as a defence for my not existing lolicon tendencies.
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>>154906474
The point of that painting is that it's just a painting. The pipe is not real. Think of how this applies to drawn/written/animated whatever that puritans want to ban.
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>>154906474
A painting of a pipe is not an actual pipe, hence "This is not a pipe".

A painting of a little girl is not a little girl.
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>>154904737
>Ararararararagi Shinobu
>Onononoki Shinobu
These are best

rest are trash
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>>154906688
How can you not like this one?
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>>154906565
>>154906608
As my previous post already implies, I know it can be used as part of the reasoning why fapping to drawn girls shouldn't be a crime. Still seems like a quite a big jump from knowing it to having been confronted on the issue by soccer moms. I'm starting to get a feeling we're not gonna be able to communicate properly.
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>>154906688
>rrrgi
that's ougi, going off of the pattern
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>>154906745
Yeah. I also have a feeling that you're either retarded or hiding your ESL well.
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>>154904737
Now I want this of every girl as every other girl (and Araragi). I'll leave calculating how many combinations that is to you.
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>>154906757
I don't remember Ougi having ahoge
Also, why would it be Hanamonogatari Ougi, not the girl version? That's a boys uniform
Though the pose is totally Ougi, not Aragi so I can see where you're coming from
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>>154906757
>visible hands
>wrong uniform

that's no ougi
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>>154906849
isn't it just the (male) school uniform
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>>154906838
I'm just retardedly lashing out at this >>154906263 bad joke.
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>>154906839
>Neko Araragi
Im not gay
but that might chance if I ever happen to see that
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>>154906920
>Not being gay for rrrgi
he's honestly like a 9/10 looks wise and his personality is pretty good too
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>>154904132
No anime in prison
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>>154904555
I like the way you think.
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>>154903707
>but your honor, she's an anime character not a real person, please learn to tell the difference, you fucking weeb
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>>154906882
I guess it could be but >>154906841 pointed out that ougi doesn't have an ahoge

Trying to justify it being ougi (male) seems like way more of a stretch than it just being rrrg

Plus, I may be mistaken but I'm like 80% sure that I'm 90% sure that this image predates Ougi entirely
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>>154907060
Can you imagine if someone actually called a judge "a fucking weeb" in court?

It'd propably be some fat black guy
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>>154905569
Who's the green haired girl
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>>154906998
>implying I'll let them take me alive
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>>154904444
checked
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How likely is it that Da Vinci fapped to the Mona Lissa? Maybe even cum on it and coat the whole thing in it.
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>>154907095
ok
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>>154907189
>your cum wall will never become a treasure of humanity to be viewed by billions
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>>154907189
The whites of her eyes
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>>154907223
thanks for the (you)
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>>154904444
but if beauty is in the eye of the beholder, how can anyone agree that any art is good or bad at all?
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>>154907324
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>>154907375
Thanks for reminding me to shitpost today
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>>154907350 are welcome
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>>154907569
himiko a cute
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>>154903707
You know if she was a real person that would be a valid legal defense.
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The government is reading my thoughts and i'm scared but this was funny to read.
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>>154904536
What's this from? Art looks familiar
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>>154907964
Preach brotha
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>>154907375
The judge and jury's taste > your taste
Fairness doesn't exist in court.
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>>154905991
common law is fucking retarded.
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>>154908556
>Americans are retarded
More news at eleven.
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>>154908626
All western countries are retarded about pedophilia. At least non-obscene loli is protected by the first amendment.
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>>154908739
Read comment chain.
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>>154908767
Common law isn't an American thing
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>>154903707
So she is younger than Remillia Scarlet, but older than Flandre?
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In that situation I'd ask the court to prove she isn't.
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>>154909064
Her actual age is 598. I don't know that much about 2hu ages.
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>>154907168

Tbh, suicide should have been your priority regardless
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>>154904444
Of course it is art, all loli is an important piece of art that should be respected by all humanity.
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>>154904444
If gay scat porn videos on youtube aren't taken down because they're considered art, I'm sure it's easy as hell to make a case for fucking SHAFT
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>>154903923
>>154904444
It's just so fucking stupid. I cannot comprehend why anyone should be considered a criminal because they fap to drawings. As long as it doesn't hurt anyone, there's no harm in it.

Maybe my sense of justice is flawed, but in this case I honestly think it's the world that's wrong and not me.
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>>154910053
it boils down to art

the cover of houses of the holy for example, should you be arrested because it has real naked children on it?
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>>154910107
That's not what he was talking about at all.
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>>154905962
I doubt it. Someone would have to actually introduce legislation to change that. Nobody's going to be the "legalize lolis" politician. Not even in 30 years.

That's why the genitals are still blurred in JAVs.
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>>154907132
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>>154909171
I never said I intended to die though. You think I'd just let people make acts of violence and aggression towards me just because some other human wrote down on a piece of paper that they could? I'm always packing heat in at least two places at all times. It's not my fault if I have to defend myself from illogical and reactionary people.
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if we based sexualised drawings on age of consent, then most high school ecchi anime would be illegal. It's a shitty argument to say that all high school girls in anime are 18+ but the same cannot be applied to lolis. The disillusionment these white knight fags have trying to police public morals over sexual cartoons (wherein no living victim can be verified) is astounding
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>>154907189
he was a fag
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>B-But your Honor, she's actually my wife!
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