>wake up
>look in mirror
>see this
wat do
>>154902861
masturbate for hours...
Masturbate.
Masturbate
>>154902861
fuck Sayaka
Tell OP to fuck off with his shitty template thread.
>>154902861
Probably cry from happiness since ive turned into a cute girl.
Become a JK girl and please old men for money
Check if I still have a dick.
>>154902861
Why do you type like a retard?
suck off every anon on /a/
Masturbate furiously. I must know what girls feel.
>>154902886
I would all day long.
>>154902918
unironically this. My yuri fantasies can finally come true, I would be the happiest person in the world
>>154902861
Mastubarte, lesbian fuck, straight fuck
>>154902861
Kill myself by suicide-attacking worst girl.
>>154903078
This
>>154903078
that's funny since my wife, Mio, is not a lesbian.
>>154903081
who is worst girl?
>>154904120
Do you even have to ask
>>154902861
Break the mirror for creating Bigboss's army out of blind rage and then go back to listening to Take On Me for the next 3 days
>>154904247
Only watched the series and movies so yeah
>>154903078
My man
>>154902861
>I have become my waifu
THIS ISN'T HOW IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE
>>154905805
At least you can make her do lewd things likeholding hands