I want to save up 3 liters of my semen and poor it all inside

>>154895871
>her

>>154895871
Him*

>>154895871

Duck*

>>154895871

*Duck

Goose!

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>>154895958
>>154896013
>>154896046

>>154895958
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>>154896046

You cheeky shit

TWO

>>154895871

3 liters? That's quite a lot. Let's say I turned into a immortal little girl today and allowed my body to be constantly violated until my mind breaks and all I can feel is the warmth of the semen gushing inside my small womb. Since the refractory period is about 15 minutes (for 18 year old males, no way I'll let older men cum inside me), and assuming a 8-hour sleep for those otaku, it would seem that one of them can have sex 64 times every day, ejaculating about 45 mililiters every time (that's about three tablespoons, vastly higher than the average volume). Since my loli body would be irresistibly erotic, let's assume that any man who violates me will ejaculate instantly, taking about a minute in average before my slutty womb drinks all of their semen. Since those are responsible men, they will only cum inside my tight vagina, so at this point, I would have 67,5 liters of cum sprayed inside me every day.

Since my body is immature, my womb would be rather small, say, roughly a sphere about 4cm in diameter (the average womb is a bit larger, and not a sphere, it's more elliptical). Assuming no stretching, this is the Schwarzschild radius for roughly 27 septillion kilograms. The density of cum is around 1,014g/mL (By the way, there's a study on this. They decanted semen into graduated cylinders and weighed it.), so I'd have roughly 68,5kg of semen ejaculated inside me every day. Divide the former to the latter, and you get about a sextillion years. So in roughly a sextillion years, older than the known age of the universe, about when the sun spends the last remnants of its energy and cools down completely, after aeons of being cummed inside, my slutty loli womb will have so much semen in it that it'll turn into a black hole.

>>154896672

Thanks for enlightening us anon

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>>154896672
I have no words.

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>>154896672
holy shit this is some glorious /a/utism fucking saved

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>>154896672

What the fuck

>>154895871
Are you... being X?

>>154896672

Wow.

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>>154896672
You can stop samefagging now.

>>154897136

>Do I fit in yet?

Look at the post times.

>>154896672
Put in the leddit, screenshot!

>>154897210
Look at the IP and post ratio you reddit fuck.

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>>154896672
put me in the screencap sen-pie

>>154897227

14 to 27?

So everyone posted twice? The IPs jumped from 7 to 27 when the post was made. There are 11 replies. What are you trying to prove?

>>154897333

Meant for >>154897243

Good luck little duck

>>154896672
So that is what it means to be blacked.

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>>154896672

>>154895871
>poor

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>>154895871
I want to dress Tanya up in frilly dresses spoil her and call her CUTE!

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>>154895958
>>154896013
>>154896046

>>154896672
include me in the screencap

>>154898759

No.

>>154896672
I expect nothing less from this autism pit.

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>>154898759
Screencap finished. Tell me what you guys think.

>>154901287
learn how to crop

>>154901287
nice cropping shirlord

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>>154901428
>>154901505
Sorry, I tried fixing it. How about now?

>>154895871
Ducks and humans can't reproduce.

>>154896672
>it would seem that one of them can have sex 64 times every day, ejaculating about 45 mililiters every time

Are you virgin? Nobody can have sex 64 times a day. Let alone ejaculate the same amount of semen each time.

I know as a fact that you must rest at least one hour between each ejaculation in order to have something, if else, to ejaculate. Sex drives takes more time to regenerate, even on a 18 yo male. No healthy young adult male will feel any sexual drive before 1-2 hours, in a constant basis.

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>>154896672
I'm not following your math but your autism is evident.

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>>154896672
but why do you want to create a black hole with semen AND inside of a loli womb?

>>154901750

Nigger, I can go several times in a few hours.

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>>154901573
How fucking retarded are you?

>>154896672
Why you fags so excited about this post like it is new? It is an old copypasta.
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/6821555#p6821969

>>154902843
I spend 3 days without internet and this is what I come back to. Nice

>>154902912
They merely pretend to be retarded.

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>>154901287
Alternatively this: >>154902843

>>154902912
>going to /jp/
lol

>>154902912
Nobody goes to /jp/

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>>154896672

>>154903006
all i did was a simple archive search

>>154903053
i don't. see >>154903113

>>154903113
>thinking he's so smart
lol get out nerd.

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>>154902843
>>154902999

Fuck, I wasted time on this

>>154903201
ready to be sent to reddit right? fucking faggot

>>154903313

How in the fuck does that have anything to do with reddit?

>>154903436
Its his favourite website obviously.

>>154902843
>nighttime

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>>154903617
No, it's Zenburned.

>>154895871
You'll probably have to brainwash him slowly into believing he's a little girl but knowing this place it won't be hard.

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Some fucking creative writing exercise managed to derail the thread.

>>154902738
Ok, let's say you can. But, do you ejaculate that much? That's impossible.

>>154896672
i fucking love /a/ sometimes, this is not one of those times

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>>154901750
>Are you virgin?
Holy shit this people

>>154903201
It'd be better if you didn't add the ''a few post later''
and really, it wasn't worth screencapping.

>>154901750

>Are you virgin?

Out.

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>>154896672
Oh shit i'm sorry.

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say hello to reddit for me f/a/ggots

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>>154896672

When will he/she entrap one of the leaders and seduce him and then turn him in for pedophilia to advance in ranks?

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>>154895958
>>154896013
>>154896046

>>154904341
no because the danger of being caught entrapping somebody would outweigh the benefits

she already has a high standing and a high level of respect, as well as obvious martial skill- nobody is gonna fuck with that if they valued their lives

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>>154896672

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>>154901750
>Are you virgin?

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>>154896672

I want you guys to stop replying to my post now

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>>154896672
>>154901750
hypothetically then, since power and stamina varies from person to person, that we talk about the amount of sperm a man produces daily instead of how much is actually ejaculated

how long would it take to fulfill OPs quest of 3 liters? >>154895871

the average male produces between 2 and 5 milliliters of semen a day
http://sciencing.com/much-semen-body-able-make-21437.html
The average amount (volume) of semen expelled by a healthy man in one ejaculation is about a teaspoon (3-5 cubic centimeters)

semen is usually stored by the body for a total of 72 hours, before it is recycled or production stops
http://www.wetdreamforum.com/wd/male_anatomy.htm
so we start with a tank full of 3 days worth of semen 15 ml

If we consider the fact that OP will empty as much as he can into tanya lets say he empties his balls (or prostate rather) into tanya every day, seeing as how the body keeps up with usage its possible to imagine 3 ejaculations perday
if he keeps this up by the end of a week he would have emptied 1 liter, and by the end of the month his goal of emptying 3 liters would be more or less complete

>>154905341
u know that u r faggot?

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>>154896672
/a/ continues to amaze.

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>>154896672
Rigtio, laddie.

>want a youjo senki thread
>its just people reacting to a /jp/ copypasta

zz

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>>154896672

>>154907453
This.
Start a new thread.
With blackjack and hookers.

>>154904262
>no men older than 18
>not fucking fat old faceless men

dropped

>>154904262
>screencaping an old copypasta
not this new original content >>154905341

>>154896672
oh

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>>154896672

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>>154896672
Here's the right way to crop in case someone wants to repost it in the future

>>154904262
>Not posting the goose poster

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Tanya! Please drink this for your pussy!

>>154910876
this guy always puts me at a loss for words

>>154895958
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>>154896046

I laughed more at this honestly

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>>154896672

A while back in a waifu thread some anon posted the Mensa test and asked who our waifu's were and what our IQ is. I was shocked to see a lot of anons clocking in at the 120-135 range and wondered where it all went and posts like this answer my question.

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>>154912625
You realise online tests are complete horseshit and are not indicative of overall intelligence, right?

>>154912625
>not searching the first sentence in google and realizing its an old copy pasta

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>>154896672
Holy fuck those AP chemistry classes finally paying off anon

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>>154896672

This fucking thread is going to be legendary here
And i was here to witness it. Thank you for glorious /a/utism