Why is she single?

>>154877811
Crippling depression and loss of your purpose in life aren't particularly attractive traits in a potential date.

>>154877811
She lost her yay

>>154877811

Nothing and no one could compare to the shiny rod.

>>154877811
Glasses make girls incredibly unattractive.

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>>154878977
This, if you wear glasses, you're basically an unloved dork.

>>154877811
because she is ready to mingle... also her magic powers will suck the soul of any male that comes in contact with her pussy

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>>154877811
>Ursula-sensei will never run away covering her face when you confess your love for her.

There's no reason for me to live.

>>154878977
Wrong.

Because she's going to marry me.

>>154877811
She's too busy munching on her students' carpets.