Stupid shit in anime

Where the fuck do you live? Of course he's going to be embarrassed, what else is he supposed to do?

That's not stupid shit.

>>154845893
That happens to normal people too.

>>154845893
Did porn fuck up your brain? Do you think that a man is supposed to fuck a woman's brains out when she accidentally sees his boner?
Please, tell me more of the things you consider stupid, entertain me.

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It's perfectly normal to get boner from time to time around chicks

Dick is still in pants so there is nothing to be embarrassed about

And it's girl problem if she looks on your lower body parts anyway

I swear I had a boner 24/7 when I was a teen, I can only hope it wasn't painfully obvious to everyone.

It's even worse when teenage MC is teased by older woman and she make fun of his erection

Disgusting

Imagine handsome older guy doing shit like this to teenage girl, she would killed herself

>>154846180
faggot

>>154845893
She'd have to tell me she doesn't care if she were to notice.
Getting boners annoys me. I'd rather hug than fug, but my body is thirsty and won't let me hug as much as I want to without popping one.

>Not pretending you don't notice her noticing and just letting out a lowkey smile

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>>154846050
>>154845942
>>154845933
>>154845914
Prep the bull,betas

>>154846068
This

>>154846312
Literally autistic.

>>154846287
This is how it should be done.

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>>154846277
>tfw you are perfectly content with jacking it to 2D to relieve your urges and don't pursue 3D sex at all, or even get boners around women

The last time a woman ever gave me a boner was when I had to sleep in the same bed as my cousin and my body just reacted naturally. Ever since then, nothing but 2D.

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>>154845893
>>154846068


>in 8th grade girl flashes me on school bus
>then makes fun of me for getting a boner
>everyone laughs at me

>>154845893
I heard that only beta males can't control their boner.

>>154846068
>It's perfectly normal to get boner from time to time around chicks
Keep telling you that.

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>>154846353
Nice rebutal faggotron, maybe you shouldnt have had pitched the tent then

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>>154845893
>tsundere who has crush on main character gets violent when she is seen nude by said crush

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>>154846180
>teenage girl
>having an erection

>>154846956
>see hot chick
>get boner
>"THIS IS WRONG!"
Gay.

>a girl gets embarrassed and hits a guy
>the guy comically gets injured

It's nearly impossible for a woman to injure a man without weapons.

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>MC(female) gets embarassed when some girl sees her boner.

>>154847128

You should never have let her out of your back.

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>get boner
>girl is offended
>no boner
>offended even more
I'll never understand this.

>>154847128
What? Was she autistic or something? It's normal to get a boner in this situation. Women are truly shit. 2d4life

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>>154847128
>9th grade
>school bus never came
>this 12th graders mom drove us to school
>packed like 6-7 of us in her tiny car mexican style
>was sitting on the girl's lap in the front seat
>had a boner the entire time
>and she aint even know it

Is it really common to get bonners like that? I don't think I've ever once gotten one in a public setting.

>>154847497
See >>154846883

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>>154847115

>Hug sis
>Git hard
>She never mind it
>One day later fuged her
>She became broken ntring whore with a lot of kids and destroyed life.
I never asked for this.

>>154847497
Boners are like strokes, they can hit you anytime

>>154846068
>not raping her as soon as she takes notice
you dont understand a girls heart at all anon

>not hiding your boner
Niggers get out

>>154847986
Look at small cock McGee over here.

>>154847986
>being able too

>>154848175
>>154848148
Just crouch down or keep an object covering it, Jamal.

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>>154846180
>disgusting
Y-yeah

>>154848194
Oh yeah, I'll obscure my penis by taking an imaginary shit in front of people. Sound advice.

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>Get boner in front of mom undressing with her door open
>She sees my boner
>Starts laughing like a hag

>>154848212
Use a bag, or a rucksack, you reprobate.

>>154848246
I'm not homeless.

>>154848266
No, but you're obviously uncivilized.
>he doesn't carry a backpack, briefcase, or a bag
Haha, go back to the bush.

>>154848235
>ara ara~~

>>154845893
>OP wasn't a faggot today
>instead OP was a degenerate nigger

>>154846312
A U T I S M

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>>154846528
That sound nice, when i slept in same bed with cousin i was too young for stuff like that. Couldn't really enjoy it.

>>154848235
>Make a disgusted face
>get grounded

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I wonder if girls have problem getting wet.

>>154845893
Underrated anime.

>>154846805
Kids are evil.

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Are you really having a discussion about something this obvious? Having a boner is a natural reaction, but it's not socially acceptable to have one in a public place. Claiming anything else just shows how detached from world you have grown.

>>154848212
just sitting down or leaning forward is enough to hide it normally. sit at a desk or a table, there's normally one around

>>154849957
I get a involuntary boner when my butt or hips hurt.

I used to randomly get boners at school when I wasn't even looking at females. Just hormones speaking.

>>154850105
That's not hormones but the effects of sitting all day in an desk, just like at work. Boners are stimulate through body stress sometimes, brats

How many children are in this thread? I don't really get erections unless I want one now.

>>154847067
>Getting hard from 3dpd
Fucking pathetic desu.

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>>154849236
Some do.

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>>154847115
>>154847004
i always hated this cliche

>>154850289
Try not being a low test fag.
I'm 28 and I still pop boners like no tomorrow, I don't even need rest time after I come and can keep the boner if I want to.

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>>154849957
its just ettiqutte. no one wants to think about your ugly cock. its the same reason we dont
>pick our noses/ears
>fart aloud. at least stealth that shit
>sneeze openly
>spit up phelgm onto the floor
>openly lactate
>show off hard nipples
>pop pimples
>vomit whereever
>leave our sweat/hair everywhere
>touch ourselves (even over our clothes)
>carelessly expose genital/anal areas
>allow any visibillity for vaginal discharge/menstruation
no ones gonna kill you over it, but try to help that shit if you can

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>>154847004
>hide boobs
>wide spread legs and show her naked vagoo

>>154847004
I'm a male tsundere, so I beat up girls when they see my erection.

>>154850318
You weren't born this way, anon.

>>154846050
>Did porn fuck up your brain?
Well, he sure did answer that one.
>>154846312

>>154846312
Don't use her picture for such a shit post as this.

>>154847004
>tsundere who has a crush on main character sees a girl getting flirty with main character
>beats the shit out of the girl
Loved that.

>>154851792
you're a slut

>>154845893
That scene was fucking hillarious. After that, the dick says "konnichiwaa!", kek.

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>>154850552
>naked

>>154846312
>popping boners at clothed girls like you're in need for anything female-shaped
>alpha
Alpha is affording to not be interested.

>sitting on train
>suddenly remember a severely ecchi anime scene
With how frequently this happens I'm glad no one can tell if you've got a ladyboner

>>154852694
Stiff nips lady.

>>154852694
Can still be sensed if you act and move in certain way.

>>154846068
>It's perfectly normal to get boner from time to time around chicks
Fucking kissless virgins, I swear.

>>154852814
I'm a doctor and trust me, you shouldnt worry if you get boners. You should worry if you dont get them.

You've got be really deep into your autism island to think it's normal to have a boner in public and say it's fine if people notice

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>>154845893
>hot girl shows interest in the allegedly straight MC
>his response is to freak the fuck out

>not having a stealthy erection

Who here dicklet masterrace?

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>>154846528
>tfw you are perfectly content with jacking it to 2D to relieve your urges and don't pursue 3D sex at all, or even get boners around women

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>>154853039
>he actually boasts about having a micropenis

>>154850405
27 here, in cold weather I could be surrounded by models and not get a boner but once the average temp is over 60F, it's just a nonstop boner lasting all season.

>>154853277
At least he's honest with himself.

>>154853039
>being a dicklet for stealth
>not storing your massive schlong in a pocket dimension when not needed

>>154853277
Not micro thank goodness. A nice little 5 incher is very easily concealed and makes for a comfortable companion all round.

>>154853217
>human nature = jews
Weebs are fucking retarded.

>>154853377
>being too new to understand that the merchant image is to make fun of the dumbass who's content to only jack it to cartoons instead of interacting with members of the opposite sex

Lurk other boards more

>>154853039
I wish, fucking trousers are oppressive

Lel, I have never had a boner in my entire life you nerds

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>>154854462
Don't assume we're too dumb to get the implication.

>not showing off your boner

>>154854532
Was his penis was horribly mutilated during childhood?

>>154853330

>easily concealed
Literally all you have to do is re-position your boner so it points straight up. Unless you have a short shirt like a faggot, even a long dick will be covered.

>>154854662
>letting your dick into your belly button

>>154854716

>Not realizing that fucking your own bellybutton in public is the best experience ever

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>>154853277
>He cares about a woman's satisfaction

>>154854662
This only works with a small penis.

>>154854820
Having a micropenis affects your own satisfaction too. It's really annoying when you start pumping away and you pull too far out and slip out and then after to reinsert. And unless she's really petite, forget about trying out different positions.

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>>154854904
Thanks for this unironic sex-ed on an imageboard about cartoons.

>>154854662
>just further crush your dick with a belt lmao
Hmmmmmm

>>154847057
>I can see your nipples through your shirt
>are you even wearing a bra today? Slut

Something like that I imagine

>>154854904
How would it slip out? It can't be that hard to grasp.

>>154845893
>not flaunting what you got

its like you want to be a pussy

>when a girl sees you eyeing her up and does that overhead yawn where she sticks out her chest

>>154856218
You just gave me a boner thinking about it

How did adolescent nips in the past cope with getting hard in their fundoshi? Must have been painful.

>>154856463
They're small guys.

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>>154857579

>>154847786
assuming your story is true

how the fuck did u get her to fugg u?

>>154847497
>tfw I get boners when I get sleepy
riding buses is a pain in the ass in the mornings

>>154859478
Why do you have your dick in your ass?

>>154859579
>not knowing about the tampon in the ass trick to hide boners
these newfags I swear to god

>>154845914
rubbing it on something until he comes, doug.

>>154849236

Trannies literally can't get wet - if you fuck a chick and she needs lube for going in the front door, then you know they're post-op.

>>154846068
>>154846312
>Dick is still in pants so there is nothing to be embarrassed about
found the dicklets

>>154848212
Put your hand in your pocket, and pull your boner to the side with your hand covering it.

>>154854820
The average female vagina is anywhere from 2.3 inches unnaroused to 5.8 inches aroused. Unless you have a true micropenis, like less then three inches, it is unlikely to affect how a women will feel.

>>154854946
Just giving the poorly endowed virgins a heads-up for when they finally defy fate and get laid.

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>>154853217
>implying /a/non staying out of the gene pool is a bad thing

>>154852694
When that happens, I worry if people can hear or smell the squishiness in my pantsu.

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>>154862082
>>154852694

>>154852694
you're lying.