>Mary, I'm Already a Demon
I still don't understand when they built those tunnels for the explosives. If they had built them prior to the retreat then they would've been discovered. It doesn't make sense that they would've been created after either since the time frame seems so small to create something like that.
Daily reminder that there is nothing in Rerugens glass of NotWater that might cause him distress
How about an extra mature Tanya?
>Tanya will never leglock you while giving you this look
The plan came into being after the fall of Norden in January 1925.
The tunnels were preexisting supply tunnels expanded under the French right flank, but mostly under the German left flank. The Germans on their left flank stayed put to both goad the French toward advancing on their left flank, reducing the standing force. The explosions did a lot of damage to the French right flank but mostly served as camouflage/disorientation, the blitzkrieg proceeded to steamroll what was left and flank the main army up North.
Basically, the explosion was just the introduction. The real damage was dealt by the armored divisions that stormed across the lines after the explosion.
Just roundhouse kick him back to life. No prob. Visha gets to fucc after all.
1.[I am Tanya]
[I have a Poker face most of the time]
2.[This guy likes to think and leave]
5.(I am Aku the greatest)
I got you Aku. Your reign of terror ends here
6.Degurechaff is a Major cutie. I wish I was Rerugen
She's just a kid dude.
It seems that the ターレル tag has become a thing.
With military personnel
You'd think It's standard to keep a pokerface, however
Let's his expressions out on his face completely
2nd Lt. Degrechaff and Lt.Colonel Rerugen are playing around like good friends
2nd Lt. is still a kid after all huh
Lolis are life but there's just something so thrilling about waiting for one to ripen.
And for some reason, Visha is rarely focused when on pairings. Guess there aren't many yurifags watching this series.
You are just baiting for /u/fags to post their images, right?
No, just what I am noticing from browsing pixiv/twitter posts.
Yes, this is what I would do if I was a deity.
I would totally screw with people's lives for my own personal amusement and to fulfill my own agenda.
>yfw the only RerugenXTanya doujin is done by Sturkey
Is not gay if he is a little girl
Even if you are taking a penis in your ass? Sounds very gay, anon. Because that's what the picture implies.
>Tanya after schlicking herself for the first time
Did he die?
What is she thinking about?
Most of these "adult Tanya" drawings still show her in her military getup.
We need one that's completely out of character or super feminine. Give her long hair, give her a smile, give her the long white dress with an oversized hat, and put her by the beach or in a field of sunflowers.
You know the image, that "summer girl" template.
Will never exist anon have some milk instead
Tunnels where build on the German left flank, that side remained unmoved for months. The right side was the one that retreated. The tunnels weren't dug in the time frame of the retreat, but in the months before, while they got everything else ready and in place.
An operation like this isn't carried a few weeks after thinking about it, but it take months and months of preparation, like for example, to dig tunnels and clean the train time tables to ship the soldiers to the rear during the retreat.
They hired wil e. coyote and he strapped on 4 more engines to this. And there's an offensive by notGermany that's going well. OP's pic shows the boss that's going to fight tanya
How do I become Tanya's personal love slave?
General-san a cute!
I think that you'd have to go further than just making her coffee. You'd have to make her good coffee. Coffee that doesn't exist in her time and place. Perhaps you could be the innovator who brings the espresso machine and African coffees to notGermany. But if you really wanted to mindbreak the poor thing, you would need to get a time machine, go to Cafe de l'Ambre in Ginza, pick up some nicely-roasted aged beans, then time machine back to notGermany and brew them to perfection.
Once a child is born, and a person becomes a parent
because of one's desire to give happiness to the child, Faith would sprout within a person would it not?
You just came here all of a sudden, but just what are you babbling on about
Even if I say you wouldn't get it
Sorry but, without a partner a child can't be born
Or so you think.
Through the works of God, even Virgin Conception is possible, however
Since you're likely to be fine with having an abortion
I've prepared a partner that will not let you abort your child.
What was that just now...?
Work hard for the next 9 months
You, what did yo do to me...!
Don't mess with me! Hey!
Damn you Existence X!
I can't remember anything about last night...
However, I am an adult.
I will take responsibility.
>ywn feel Tanya's warm small body pressed against you as she sleeps
time to go to bed depressed
>You will never get drunk at a bar with Tanya and carry her home after she passes out.
I spike her coffee then have her reverse date rape me.
Yeah I think the adaptation of that was pretty poor, I thought the same thing. I was waiting for them to explain how these guys set off hundreds of pounds worth of explosives in underground tunnels while standing in said tunnels, I thought it was a suicide attack at first.
Oh right, didn't notice that bubble, my bad.
Tanya crossover in Girls Und Panzer when?
>Tanya wrecking them all with Visha still not understanding anything.
>Tanya's squad gets ambushed
>Sees her(his) entire plan go up in smoke
>Suddenly, a white hallway with doors
>"What?? Are you Being X?? Answer me!!"
The Kaiserreich just needs to not treat the defeated French as slaves like how the Third Reich did. Being honorable overlords will not only keep the French from rebelling but allow the Germans to flush their ranks with fresh troops.
I only know about this from Wikipedia but it sounds like there was some pretty heavy digging being done:
"The British soon discovered that German tunnelling companies had taken advantage of the relative calm on the surface to build an extensive network of tunnels and deep mines from which they would attack French positions by setting off explosive charges underneath their trenches. The Royal Engineers immediately deployed specialist tunnelling companies along the front to combat the German mining operations. In response to increased British mining aggression, German artillery and trench mortar fire intensified in early May 1916...."
"In August 1915, the French and Germans at La Boisselle were working at a depth of 12 metres (39 ft); the size of their charges had reached 3,000 kilograms (6,600 lb). The British tunnelling companies dramatically increased the scale of mining operations by extending and deepening the system, first to 24 metres (79 ft) and ultimately 30 metres (98 ft).
On 24 July 1915, 174th Tunnelling Company established headquarters at Bray, taking over some 66 shafts at Carnoy, Fricourt, Maricourt and La Boisselle. Around La Boisselle, the Germans had dug defensive transversal tunnels at a depth of about 80 feet (24 metres), parallel to the front line. In October 1915, the 179th Tunnelling Company began to sink a series of deep shafts in an attempt to forestall German miners who were approaching beneath the British front line. At W Shaft they went down from 9.1 metres (30 ft) to 24 metres (80 ft) and began to drive two counter-mine tunnels towards the Germans. From the right-hand gallery at L'îlot, the sounds of German digging grew steadily louder. On 19 November 1915, 179th Tunnelling Company's commander, Captain Henry Hance, estimated that the Germans were 15 yards away and ordered the mine chamber to be loaded with 2,700 kilograms (6,000 lb) of explosive..."
Hell, the simple fact that there were dozens of "tunneling companies" involved is a pretty good indicator of the scale.
By mid-1916, the British Army had around 25,000 trained tunnellers, mostly volunteers taken from coal mining communities. Almost twice that number of "attached infantry" worked permanently alongside the trained miners acting as 'beasts of burden'.
Most of her battalion fit the bill, it's more that Tanya doesn't let them.
In WW2, German intelligence did not have a single agent working for them in Britain. Every single one of their supposed agents was a British plant or had been turned by the British.
Place yourself in his shoes. How would you handle the psychopathic evil loli?
What are you trying to imply anon?
Soldier's widow get Dependency and Indemnity Compensation in most countries.
It's already out. She wrecks people at poker.
I recall in a documentary that said accounts of British soldiers saw nearby german trenches that were close to the explosion but not close enough to be blown up were closed up. As in the earth moved and filled up the space of the trenches. German soldiers in the affected trenches got squished to death.
More like that's how good British intelligence was in that era. They were kind of like the precursors of the mossad and CIA.
Man she's a midget
Fun fact. A fairly good amount of american generals in WWII were extremely good at playing cards. I remember Eisenhower was one of them.
people without visa
>she/he will kill you for your compensation
If she's already got a large income from being a military officer, then why would she kill me for what would amount to peanuts compared to her officers salary?
You must feed Visha more food so that she grows stronger.
When the Germans invaded the Soviet Union, they destroyed more tanks and killed more troops in the first few months than German intelligence reported existed in all of Russia. Then the war dragged on for another four years.
Germans are good at a lot of things but military intelligence is not one of them.
It's okay anon, you can only resist for so long
Named mages have a notorious magic signature. Just like reports of a red airplane shooting down your best pilots left and right. You aren't going to immediately recognize that pilot as "The Red Baron".
The intelligence department of nazi Germany was a puppet to the allies' intelligence, taking the bait from a corpse that had "confidential information", convincing them and hitler to divert the bulk of their forces on the Atlantic wall away from the planned landing areas. And German intelligence thought a huge army was going to land in the area where they diverted their forces, when the huge army they saw in aerial pictures was just a huge fucking dummy army of balloons. They weren't that bright.
Knowing all other regime changes in history, the intelligence compartment is one that is almost completely dismantled and dismissed of all compartments, lest they were themselves directly behind the coup.
All the historic sources, connections and infiltrations of the Weimar were lost on the reorganization post-revolution, and there was no time to create a new network before the war began.
Well obviously if they were amazing at everything they would've won the war.
Who would attack russia if they had accurate intel about their military strenght and understanding of the weather/supply lines/terrain situation?
Would you like to kiss this
is france fucked? tanya's unit is probably taking a few hits in the next episode but there's no way that sioux and the brits are turning the battle around. will they get encircled and annihilated or is a dunkirk scenario about to play out?
Its more like "god's not real and I'll shoot everyone claiming to be one"
if the anglos intervene, they might create a counter-attack to the encircling force of panzers that the french were not capable of, and thereby opening up the possibility of retreat for them.
The full destruction of the french will not be completed, and the empire will lose most of its elites to the failed attack. This might expand the conflict another few months depending on how well the french might luck out.
Imagine how terrifying it must be to be a non-magic user in this universe. The mages can just use a camouflage spell, walk on you and murder you and even if you tried to stop them "lol magic shield"
The world building completely ignored the effect of mages tho, I dont see why they wouldnt just create a ruling class to dominate the world.
tanya is gonna go full praise and wipe everyone but punished anson out obviously
I am strangely turned on by this image.
If you showed any skill like levitated a feather a primitive village would assume you're gods chosen of whatever.
Now the world building is more like "everythings exactly the same except magic was discovered the day tanya was born"
Its mostly because only recently the mages were equipped with reliable "orbs", that allowed for them to fly and cast "Fireball!" at the same time, meaning they could not just be swarmed to death by mobs of peasants.
Also, since it seems mage trait seems to pop up seemingly at random, with the whole "a random orphan suddenly has it", there was no chance for a dynasty of mages to form, without them losing their strength later on, and some other peasant mage usurbing them.
>mfw this image gets posted
I'm sure pictures of all the female mage officers are secretly circulated for morale purposes.
Thats one of the things I had to get over during ep1.
>why would you have women in the military, the sex will just cause problems.
And once I realized in animeland babies are made by the stork theory its not a problem.
Its because the only women in military are attack helicopters that are immune to small arms fire, and that can call down an equivalent of an artillery strike from their fingertips at will.
I wonder when will anime studios have to confidence to portray emotions by body language, voice acting or facial expressions instead of some meme sweat drop.
Have you picked up any Youjo Senki items yet, anons?
I have only two IRL friends who play overwatch so i have no choice.
Hey i know you, your dad called you a faggot for your salaryman waifu and then everyone here called you a faggot for playing overwatch. Why not just take a pic without your screen visible?
>tfw won't be available until may
I just want my Tanya merch so I can be happy again
I wonder how the Italian front looks like. Alpini's capes are bitchin cool.
An hell. Not only warfare related, you could fall in love with some cute mage and she could end up using you and cheating on you with ease.
Do you think we'll ever get a series where older Tanya purges the world of non-whites, Jews, homosexuals, and mentally retarded people during WWII?
This needs to stop right fucking now.
>Hasn't even watched the OP and ED once.
The fuck is wrong with you?
Takes 3 mins to see the TV size of both. Seems like you have plenty of time if you watch that many shows. Unless you're one of those speed watching fucks, then there is no helping you.
>A fairly good amount of american generals in WWII were extremely good at playing cards
Too bad that neither is reflective of nor does anything for their aptitude in military matters.
The sod are you smoking?! He was the one who protested the unreasonable terms of the Treaty of Versailles! Which is perhaps the only commendable facet of his presidency.
I used to do it with my Valkyria Chronicles flag, but it started to lose color so don't do it, Anon. Also, t's a Dragon with two heads, not a swastika. People can't be that stupid.
>ywn enjoy Artisan rye bread made in 1000 year old stone ovens imported directly from the heart of Germany
I appreciate those who can properly handle a wurst.
Probably depends on where you're at. Wurst is just sausage. I've never really heard anyone outside Europe call it that though. In Germany though, as long as you don't care about the specific type you can just say wurst.
To each their own. I like to make silly poses and they're very easy to package. I don't like scale figures cause they're just there.
Last i checked germany lost. Jokes aside, eisenhower was very good at managing HQ and making sure the other generals don't tear each other's throats. While American generals weren't like rommel, they were solid. Then there was generals like patton and admiral nimitz that were very good. Simply dismissing them is dumb. Besides, i did say it was a fun fact.
It's pretty dumb linking nazis to notGermany when it's clear that notGermany is based on imperial germany. Besides, one of the beliefs of Nazis is to be proud of your heritage and race, not that "hurr hate all non-whites". That's why there was Muslims and other groups serving in the SS.
>there was Muslims and other groups serving in the SS
They were still considered untermensch tho.
>Last i checked germany lost
Largely thanks to executive incompetence.
>eisenhower was very good at managing HQ and making sure the other generals don't tear each other's throats
Too bad he wasn't in a position to stop AGF and the bomber mafia from sabotaging the war effort.
>Then there was generals like patton and admiral nimitz that were very good
There were also generals like Lucas and Admiral Fletcher that were not so much.
>Simply dismissing them is dumb
My statement wasn't explicitly dismissive, merely stating that the ability to play cards and the ability to counter and defeat a wartime enemy are in no way related.
Yeah thankfully hitler and his fan crew were fucking incompetent.
>agf and bomber mafia
What do you mean? Is this a conspiracy?
Regarding the generals, the same thing for the Germans. Not everybody was a rommel. And i did say multiple times it was a fun fact. Nowhere did i say that playing cards equals to military genius. All i said was that it was basically coincidence that they happened to be good at playing cards.
That term was used on a decent number of people.
I want Tanya's daughter to fight against mudslimes and their flying carpets!!!!
Nazi Tanya is the hero her world needs but doesn't deserve.
>What do you mean? Is this a conspiracy?
No, it's the reason Murka was saddled with such utterly retarded combat doctrines in the Second World War (and again in Korea and Vietnam in the case of the latter).
America only knows how to attack desu. In korea, the zerg rush of china and north korea fucked over the US and allies cause they had no experience in defensive formations. In Vietnam, due to its nature, instead of adapting, HQ insisted on using body counts as a way to measure victory. As for ww2, frankly, the US was still green in the beginning of the war because the last major war they participated was the civil war. US did very little in WWI desu.
I stand corrected. Although that is only what I know from hearsay. Supposedly he didn't get to fight too long in the far before he was wounded.
Here's a tip, he was wounded more than just once and willingly went back to the war more than once.
Now go and look up how many medals he got during his time in WW1, then you'll have an idea.
>I stand corrected. Although that is only what I know from hearsay. Supposedly he didn't get to fight too long in the far before he was wounded.
He was a messenger, the most dangerous job of ww1.
He basically received orders and were supposed to run like hell from one trench to the other to relay the information, meaning he was out in the open outside of the trenches in the firing line of bullets and was a primary target for the enemy since taking out messengers prevented orders from being relayed.
He got wounded with an artilhery shell, came back to the battlefield and continued doing his job until a mustard gas attack sent him to the hospital in the rear once again, he was stuck there burned and blinded when he heard the news about the surrender of Germany, which devastated him as he could not think about anything else but getting back to the battlefield.
You can cite all the red herrings and contrive all the rationalizations and excuses you want; we incessantly and repeatedly screwed ourselves over through willful, obstinate stupidity even when the writing was on the wall, and as a consequence we incurred God only knows how many losses that could've just as readily avoided otherwise. We knew from battlefield studies conducted in 1943 that the best weapon to counter a tank was another, better tank and AGF ignored it. Fighters were repeatedly marginalized and dismissed despite bombers repeatedly getting their feces kicked in by enemy fighter defense. Look up Black Thursday (BOTH OF THEM!); the second raid on Schweinfurt was so bad we nearly discontinued the bomber offensive despite the retards' insistence that the appalling losses were TOTALLY coincidental, and in Korea it WAS so bad that we DID discontinue the bomber offensive for the duration of the war! Not that it mattered then since they couldn't even manage to knock out a few bridges to impair commie logistics, but that's not the point: bombers got reamed by fighters without cover provided by comparable fighters on our own side, once again proving that the bomber mafia was full of crap! Vietnam was an unmitigated disaster for a number of reasons, but the vast majority of those reasons shared one thing in common: know-nothing know-it-alls who obstinately refused to pull their heads out. This includes - once again - the bomber mafia, who PERSISTED in rejecting the notion of air superiority and the necessity of dedicated fighters with competitive dogfighting capabilities!
It's hard to do anything between Tanya and Visha because they basically never interact at all. She's like a background character that just happened to outlast anyone else. Rerugen and the other high-ranking officers on the other hand interact with Tanya on a regular basis.
Dude i wasn't even denying what you said when i responded. I was giving another reason why they were constantly fucking up. The US was green in WWII cause in the african campaign, they were making mistakes and they were being too careful. Thankfully, the US got more experience in landings through Italy and the pacific campaign. Sadly, it was a good thing that the pacific fleet in pearl harbor was destroyed because it forced the US to rethink their strategies, giving rise to the aircraft carrier. In korea, they honestly didn't know defensive positions which was one reason why zerg rushes repeatedly worked in the beginning of the Korean war. Zerg rushes were no longer effective towards the end of the war, with another reason being that the Chinese and north Koreans were always overextending themselves. In vietnam, they did have the body count policy that they insisted on maintaining when it was first implanted. That's why the military considered the Tet offensive to be a total victory despite the fact that the tet offensive helped grow the anti-war movement. Hell, to make your tits happy, I'll admit that i didn't know what the fuck you meant by the bomber mafia cause it sounds like something a tin-foil person would say. Of course i fucking know that the US command was fucking up. Of course i fucking know that the casualties for an american airman in WWII europe was so high that being an infantryman was better.
All adaptions are different aren't they? Besides, in the show, Tanya communicates with the team as a whole most of the time and the team communicates amongst themselves as well.
>ywn be called into Tanya's quarters after a fierce battle and see her gear on the floor
>ywn grab her clothes and inhale its magnificent smell as her sweet scent enchants you
>ywn feel the cool wet patches of cloth on your face as you rub it over your face entwining both of your scents into one
>ywn be promptly disciplined as Tanya walks in on you licking the wet underarms of her uniform tasting her delicious sweat
So the rumor that ShindoL is doing a Tanya doujin is a lie, right? He's become so damn edgy that I no longer look forward to anything he makes.
>i didn't know what the fuck you meant by the bomber mafia cause it sounds like something a tin-foil person would say
Did it never occur to you to look it up?
Hitler swallowed the whole "berbers taught europe to bathe, Spain had cultural golden age under islam rule" meme, so he even considered Islam and arabs to be a better superior to "brutish" europeans.
He was quite an idiot at times.
The failing of the show is not showing the character struggling with adjusting with his female body. The hormonal and brain wiring of the female body should be an obstacle in the story that the main character learns to overcome.
I read the original book. He badmouths the Arabs as an inferior race. He had the book edited when he wanted to form ties with the Arab and Islamic world. So no he didn't swallow anything. It's just him being a politician.
But salaryman is still a loli and any hardships he had would have been when he was still in the orphanage.
And because he still hasn't hit puberty yet he's still lusting over promotions and coffee instead of cock.
Next season is Tanya being led out of a bunker by Sonzai-X, before an explosion spell knocks her unconscious. She wakes up in a military hospital, to the announcement that the war is finally over.
Puberty is the greatest biological and mental struggle for a female (blood for the blood god). The changes they cause cannot be just handwaved.
Tanya is 11 years old so he should be already there or is experiencing its onset.
When she gets envious of the choco monster
>Today most doctors accept that the age of onset of puberty is dropping steadily. Many studies have showed this to be the case for girls, and new research carried out by Herman-Giddens, and published by the American Academy of Pediatrics, has found the same for boys. The age of onset of biological adulthood continues to plunge. Consider the statistics provided by German researchers. They found that in 1860, the average age of the onset of puberty in girls was 16.6 years. In 1920, it was 14.6; in 1950, 13.1; 1980, 12.5; and in 2010, it had dropped to 10.5.
Childhood starvation affects growth for the entire life, no matter how much its compensated later on.
Also the constant stressful environment, overtraining, coffee habit will probably delay her development. But then again, girls without a present father usually go into puberty quicker, so... she is fugged either way.
Earlier onset of puberty allows for reproduction to happen before the young girl develops enough common sense not to get knocked up by the first male they encounter.
Since in the modern world there is very little selection based on offpsrings mental and physical traits, the trait that allows for most reproduction the fastest is the one that will spread to the population at large.
Historically, if you were dumb enough to get knocked up by an unreliable man, your life was ruined and the only thing left was whoredome in life. So back then, postponing development until the woman was of right mind to select a partner was desirable. Its no longer the case, since being a single mother is no longer a death sentence.
That, and obesity. Adipose fat constantly secretes estrogen into the body, so fatter women mature earlier. And phytoestrogens from plastic and agribusiness runoff, which compound the effect of the fat.
>tfw alex jones was right all along
>How episode 10 should of ended
They'd probably get one chance if they were useful to Tanya at all. I just imagine the scene with Grantz except instead of a gun she tosses her underwear in front of them as a test. If they grab it they are executed on the spot. The next time it happens, they would get court martialed into oblivion or just killed by her own hands.
As long as it does not have a chance of affecting her own image in the wider run. If Tanya had a supersoldat who would rape a civilian girl at every passing village, she would dismiss him since even with all his usefulness, the activities he gets into will soon enough cast a shitty light on herself as well.
Not really worth the hassle, and you cant be there every single day and moment, keeping an eye on that supersoldat.
Tanya is all about "human resources", so an individual, no matter how talented, can be replaced by another.
If you're never near any villages there's nothing to keep an eye on. That said, in the example where the subordinate is after HER it indeed wouldn't be that simple, unless she doesn't care about her laundry being looted periodically.
It can potentially cause damaging rumours of her to spread through the unit, hindering its effectiveness. And you cant really keep ordering new panties every few weeks from the HQ without rising a few eyebrows.