Don't look at my p-

enis

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>>154788925
No! my crush is NOT a boy

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>>154790219
>crushing on a damegami
That's some great taste you've got there.

And they still don't mention as to why that is or make a joke of it.

Wasted potential...

>Aqua
>Megumin
>Darkness
>Wiz
>Eris
One of them wakes up tomorrow with a dick, pick one.

>>154790445
Everyone knows at this point. It would be a stale joke.

>>154790486
Does that mean Eris has 2 penises?

I suppose the advantage of wearing no underwear is that Kazuma can't [Steal] it.

>>154788925
Futa aqua best aqua

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>>154790445

>>154790486
well i'm a dick, so darkness wakes up in bed next to me

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>>154790486
Aqua so that I feel far less worse about bullying her (him).

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>No more Aqua

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>>154790486
Megumin since I like don't like her at all.
I just want to motorboat Aqua's butt and armpits, is that so much to ask? Kazuma could do that and more if he just asked but he doesn't.

>>154790608
> poor layout
> bad translation
> weak punchline
stop

>>154788225
Aqua's pantsu is best pantsu

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>Aqua will never blow in your ear

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>>154791024
>Get what you ask for
>Still complain
I only have so much power.

Out of the 3 main girls I think Aqua-sama is best girl but I don't like the Wiz bullying.

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Guys, I love Aqua.

Just wanted to let you know.

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>>154791512
Everyone but Wiz has at least done something to deserve their bullying. Wiz suffering is the one points of the show that hurts me.

>>154791944
>lich in service to the Demon King

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>>154792015
>Neutral as long as the demons don't harm innocents
>Will fuck up their shit if they break the deal.

>>154790445
I'm guessing it's because she got the design after most of the story was already written.
She had a longer skirt in the LN and panties in a Vol. 1 illustration, so there's a big chance that the author considers the anime exaggerations as non-cannon.

>>154791430
I think he wanted an official explanation, not a fan-theory.

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>filthy Aqua bread

Purge the retard god and all who sail in her

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How can she be so thicc yet so unattractive? Megumin is sexier than she is and shes an actual child.

>>154788225
So does she not wear panties

>>154792363
better than another megumeme thread

>>154790486
Are you implying that Eris doesn't have a dick?

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>>154790486
>futa Megumin

>>154792449
True. Megumin is bae, Bakwa is fucking retarded

>>154788225
Go ahead. Finish that sentence. I DARE YA!

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WAGA NA WA

Is it time to let Konosuba threads die?

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I want to suck Aqua's nipples.

>>154793736
They would be fat and lumpy.

I'm not on the darkness boat but lalatina got a good treatment this season

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>>154793942
why is she so fat?

>>154794185
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>154794185
>implying that a tank character being fat is bad

>>154794185
it's not fat, it's muscle

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>>154794536

>>154791522
Why Aqua doesn't wear panties?

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>>154792498
>Megumeme just had two threads in a row that attracted 170+ posters
>Aqua can't even manage more than 43 posts
うすくす

>>154794643
Megumeme is clickbait

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>>154794643
That just means they have shit taste.

>>154794803
Clickbait doesn't incite posting. As its name indicates, it only incites clicking. ;)

>>154792150
Just a year probably

>>154794643
>popularity=quality
Do you also think /pol/ and /b/ are the best boards?

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>>154794643
>more means better
Kill yourself sempai

>>154794932
That's not my point. I am merely reminding you that Aqua is less popular without any other implications.

>>154788925
*elvis

>>154794633

In the story, novel, she does. There has been a popular fan theory that in the anime she's designed to appear as if she isn't for fan service.

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Praise Axis

>>154795113
Join the Eris cult :^)

>>154795113
>implying the leader of the free world would pledge allegiance to the damegami
Keep your fantasies to yourself, Aqua.

>>154795166
ERIS

>>154795209
PADS

>>154795209
no
>>154795209
also no

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>>154795182
>implying the leader of the free world would pledge allegiance to a deceiving padded "goddess"

>>154794643
weiss a shit

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>>154795182
>implying the leader of the free world would praise a god who lie about her chest

>>154792150
Just one more reason to stay alive.
I'm dot dying before S&W3.

>>154794185
She's just a little short for her weight.

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>>154794987
>>154794932
>implying this is quality

How much OC have aquafags made again?

>>154796549
A few Axis cult shops. Sad, I know.

>>154796549
This is my favorite picture.

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>>154790486
someone post the one in the nightgown, you know the one

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>>154796549
>hurr durr muh OC
Who are you? a pony fag?

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>>154797765

>dissing OC

I'm an Aquafag but that's going too far.

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>>154797899
>maidtits
Yes I know it's just a reaction image. I just haven't been able to use this picture in two years.

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>>154788225
Angry Kazuma:
>What are you doing, bitch, I will kill your chicken

Angry Megumin:
>EKSUBLOSHION

Angry Darkness:
>I will break your arms so you can't even beg for forgiveness, you scum

Angry Aqua:
>I am Aqua! That's right, the goddess of Aqua worshipped by the Axis cult! A mere minor god that I have never heard of before dare lecture me?! Know your place, Wolbach!!
>A fog appeared on her beckoning, and they slowly turned into orbs of water. This was becoming to dangerous. She might hurt some innocent standbyer

Why is (angry) Aqua so best in everything?

>>154791336
What did she mean by this?

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>>154798091
>Angry Wiz
You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>Angry Vanir
If you're human, prepare yourself for a lifetime of endless trolling. If you're not human, you will not even realise you've died.

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>>154791336
My Little Goddess Can't Be This Cute

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>[Maid-chan] Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! 2 Character Song Album: Ohakozukushi no Utage ni Shukuhai wo!

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>>154798091
To be fair LN Aqua is way worse than anime Aqua

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>>154798248
Angry Vanir got his fucking ass beat by Angry Aqua, which is why Kazuma still uses her to threaten him with when he tries to jew him out of inventions.
Angry Aqua has never face Angry Wiz, buy Aqua has a natural advantage, so it probably wouldn't be a contest

>wiz is a WIZard
sasuga

>>154798310
Wat.
LN Aqua never even ran away from Hans, let alone got help from Axis. She was the only one that stayed behind, and when Kazuma realized this, he was the first one back to help her.

>>154798310
If anything, anime-Aqua is undertuned as fuck.

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>>154798091
Despite Aqua supposedly being the "dumb" one, her bants are far superior to Kazuma. Kazuma is just a mean-hearted dick, Aqua is good at teasing/mocking/scaring him.

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>>154798362
LN Aqua doesn't have Amamiya-san's Voice

Checkmate atheist

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>>154798480
Kazuma:
>Neh, Aqua, what are you doing so early? Shouldn't you be out playing with your little cult? Leave me alone

Aqua:
>Ah, Kazuma who has never been loved by anyone, ever, he doesn't know what it feels like. Now get out of bed before I soak you.

Advanced bantz

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>>154798551
OTP

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>>154798480
>Oi, Kazuma, it's ok to have self-confidence, but don't you think this is a little too far?
>*smirk*

>>154794643
>lots of people have shit taste
This is hardly news

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>>154798480
>scaring him
That bit in LN8 where she challenges him to a fight was so fucking orgasm inducing.
Kazuma is talking shit about Darkness one morning, and Aqua walks in with a bottle of champagne in her hand:

>Neh, hikiNEEt, are you looking for a fight? You can fight me.
>Stay out of this, you idiot
>No. I will not. You want to fight? Good, fight me. Are you an idiot? My stats far outweigh yours, and with my Divine Blessings, even more so. None of the cheap tricks you use on Darkness will work on me, do you know this? Are you actually stupid? I learned Reflect Magic, so your cute rope trick won't get me. If you are so hungry for a fight, just tell me. I will crush you hiki, and you can say hi to Eris from me

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>>154798551
>the bit in the LN where Aqua dares him to fight her, and lays out all the reasons why she'd pummel him into a red pulp, and he nearly pisses himself

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>>154788225
What is it with you faggots saving the downsized version from the boorus? I always have to double check.

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>>154798740
>>154798760
>mfw starting to type out this exact scene
>page reloads
>Axis hive mind
Bless

Anyone else fap to Aqua to give your vitality as an offering to her goddess self?

I hope she shows herself to me at some point after all of my masturbation has paid off.

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>>154798740
>My stats far outweigh yours, and with my Divine Blessings, even more so.
Fug, I feel bad for Kasuma now

>>154798740
>I will crush you hiki, and you can say hi to Eris from me
Jesus, calm down Aqua

>>154798941
>Aqua is love
>Aqua is life

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>Darkness's singing voice

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>>154799042
Funny thing is, she was completely calm. She was just eating her breakfast and drinking her wine when she said that.
Considering how big of a coward she normally is, that probably triggered Kazumas survival instincts.

Eris pads her breasts

>>154799122
>pissing off the fun-loving aloof goddess to the point her divine instincts kick in and she goes into serious mode

Kazuma done fucked up

>>154798551
>>154798740
>>154798760
Anime only fag here. After last episode when she went into Deus vult mode, I can actually see this. I like Megumin more, but you tend to forget that the baka is an actual god, and there has to be something underneath her vapid average.

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>>154798695
Haha, yes. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Any drawfags here want to draw a mere Anon trying to impregnate Aqua but failing every time because she purifies the cum into holy water? At first Aqua entertains him but then gets bored by the 3rd round and lies emotionless as the thrusts come slower and slower as Anon tires.

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REMOVE AQUA

REMOVE AXIS

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>>154798740
Aqua should have done this to him after he abandoned her in the dungeon for no good reason. Stupid hikiNEET deserves to have the fear of god put into him, maybe he would treat her better.

>>154790486
>horse dicked nopan Aqua
DO WANT

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>>154799224
>>154799286
It's worth noticing, that for all their shit, and near all out fistfights, they do always think of each other first. Fx. during the Hans fight where Aqua is the only one to stay back, and Kazuma is the first one to try and help her.

Or when
>Kazuma breaks into the vault to steal Aegis, the first thing he does is to steal a gem for Aqua, because he remembers she collects oddly shaped rocks.

And Aqua throws a festival for herself,
>but the first stall she builds is a goldfish catching pond, because she hopes it will remind Kazuma of home

Their bantz are vicious and at times cruel, but in the end, they do think of each other before all else.

Does Aqua regenerate her hymen after sex?

>>154799568
that's genuinely cute. I would have liked to have seen some of this animated.

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Fuck Eris, but also FUCK Eris, you know what I mean?

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>>154799807
Explain

>>154798740
I am glad I chose the right side of the fight.

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>>154798740
>Good, fight me. Are you an idiot?
>Are you actually stupid? I learned Reflect Magic
>I will crush you hiki, and you can say hi to Eris from me
Aqua, I...

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>>154788225

panties

So no season 3 huh? Guess it's time to read the LN's. Where can I get those? Legally or not. Do they translate well?

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>>154799883
Pin her to the ground, drain all the mana out of her, and pound her pussy with the force of a thousand suns until she passed out from exhaustion. Record the whole thing and make Eris cultists watch and see the little slut their goddess is.

>>154800126
Whoever drew this needs to be smacked upside the head.

Why did thief boy not show up literally once in s2?

>>154798319
Didn't Vanir dissolved several times when they fought? did he lost more of his lives?

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>>154800298
True, she crushed his dirt body several times, but Kazuma stopped her twice from breaking his mask, because she went Deus Vult.. But he still uses her as an ace in the sleeve when Vanir steps out of line

>>154800467
>that quality

>>154800197
Because thief boy literally had zero presence in LN3 and 4

>>154800126

Shimapan vs Nopan

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>>154798740
>>154799122
fucking vicious.

>>154788925
Came here expecting just that.
Anon never lets me down.

>>154800467
I also remember how Aqua said that it was the first time he got extremely angry at her at that time and even apologized sincerely to Wiz and Vanir.
The things you do when you wanted to protect something.

>>154788925
wears pads

>>154800126
>megumin white pantsu
delet.

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>>154800656
I know the bit you mean. She had no reason to appoligize to Wiz, because they were friends at the time, and I don't think she ever meant her apology to Vanir. But you are right, he was furious at her, and she got scared and embarrased because she let her god mode get the better of her.

Which makes it funny when Kazuma asks Eris what she would do if she knew a kind lich and a productive devil lived in Axel and she says
>"They die."
>"But they are good people?"
>"They die."
And it makes Aqua seem calm and rational.

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>>154788225
HOW
HOW DOES THAT IDIOT GODDESS MAKE ME WANNA FUCK HER SO BAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>154800874
Ah it's been a long time since ive last read it, Vanir spinoff was pretty entertaiing

>>154800874
Disappointing. I thought Eris was cool and laid back.

>>154800874
>"They die."
>"But they are good people?"
>"They die."
Why is the Eris church so intolerant? Why do they hate cultural enrichment?

>>154801210
Mate, Eris is a fucking Space Marine. She will call the exterminatus to kill an undead or a demon.
Aqua made friends with a lich, and Eris would die before she would do that.
the popular theory is that the scar Cris has is from an undead/demon

>>154801210
Her zealousness almost becomes a dealbreaker for Kazuma.

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>>154788225
Pussy

>>154799568
>cris is panicking
>Kazuma we have to hurry!
>But this gem! Don't you think Aqua would love it? It looks wierd, I bet she would like it!
>Dont touch that!
>Im bringing it

So sweet

>>154798740
>>154799122
This kills my fapfantasy of bullying Aqua to the verge of tears and then raping her into aehego.
I don't want her to be able to kill me on a whim

>>154790608
Shit like that makes me feel like it's still 2016.

>>154791944
Wiz' suffering is largely self-inflicted.

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>>154791944
Wiz is kinda like Aqua in that they are so powerful and wanna futz around experiencing something new and have fun, but can easily take care of themselves if the situation calls for it.

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>>154798551
>>154798740
>>154800467
No way that my baka of the season can be this beast. She had her glorymoment in the last episode, but she can't be so latently good.
I have decided that Megumin is still best and that Axis is meme'ing.

KIMI TO MITA SEKAI

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>>154802146
Don't worry, it's just Axis doing memes. I'm submitting a form to the mods, to try and contain them. Just fill out this formular and sign at the bottom, and we can get rid of them, okay?

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>>154802352
I want to go home

>>154792541
When did this meme start? Eris is flat, but she is by no means has a dick.

>>154800197
Because Cute thief has a gigantic presence in S3 and S4, becoming a main character. So just wait for next season dude.

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>>154800718
Gotcha senpai.

>>154796997
Seconding this for educational purposes.

>>154802477
Thank you for removing Aqua's pantsu

>>154788225

-alm

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>>154802477

>>154791944

Aqua's bullying of soulless demons and undead is one of the best things about Aqua-sama.

If making some cute character an undeserving punching bag for fun is too harsh for you....then you shouldn't be bullying anybody at all. It is the purest and truest form of patrician bullying. Otherwise it's just another job.

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>>154794185

F-f-fat? Fat and disgusting? Like a filthy pig? Like a filthy animal!

Keep going, I'm almost there!

>>154802982
Go to the vacbed, Lalatina.

>>154790486
https://exhentai.org/g/1016953/93fbac65f1/

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>>154803047
>Futanari

>>154790486

I'll just pick Aqua and maybe she (boy) will get higher int than your usual dumb cunt.

>>154800588

mfw my OC gets reposted repeatedly

my only reason to go on living after no more Konosuba

>>154796997
>>154802518

thirding this.

>>154802352

Where do I put my mom's social security number? The third line below mine?

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>>154803654
After your first pets name, thank you.

>>154798740
>>154799122
>>154799568
The best thing about Konosuba is that no matter who you "root for", every Konosuba is good in their own way.
I was never an Aqua fan, and never will be, but I really like her character in the story. Goes for all of them really.
This is just pretty based, shifted my oppinion a little more to her side.

>>154804126
I'm amazed they made a harem without any shit-tier girls.

>>154804126
Lalatina, Aquan and megumin are all the worst girls and that makes them lovable in a goofy way, which is great.

>>154804503
I think you meant to say they are terrible people, even the nice ones like Chris and Yunyun are just less terrible to others.

>>154804126
>>154804451
>>154804503
>>154804724
Konosuba is just built around incredibly flawed characters. Most anime will have the main group have a bunch of good traits, and then show their bad/worse trait every now and then.
This is just a bunch up fuck ups getting by, by being scumbags and incompetent in general. That's why I love it at least, and I don't think I can pick a favorite.

>>154804938
I saw someone use this analogy, but it is appropriate. Konosuba is like the Seinfeld of isekai, they are all terrible people, they had hilarious interactions, and any well laid plans blows up in their faces with hilarious result.

>>154805141
I've seen people on /a/ call it Always Sunny in Australia, which I think is pretty apt.

Is Mohawk guy the demon king?

Some dude said it in some vid I saw and I'm sold after that bit at the end.

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Join Axis cult, insallah!

>>154805719
that is anime exlusive canon. He is never even mentioned in the novels. But who knows, seems like Natsume's editor is bullying her at the moment, the production might also try and force a new canon.
But if we go by the novels so far, he is not.

>>154805842

I thought we all knew by now that Kozuma is going to be the devil king.

>>154791944
>Wiz doenst deserve bulling

Maybe coming from Aqua, but Vanir have all the right to bully her and more.

>>154798251
>only panties

This is the greatest heresy I have seen about Aqua.

>>154792789
>bae
Get out.

How long until we get another Aqua H doujin translated?

>>154792449

Because you're a pedophile with hopelessly biased preferences

>>154790772
>implying they won't milk this series for all it's worth
season 3 is gonna come lads

>>154806345
I want to belive, but is so rare for series like this to get a third season, even when they are selling this good, the anime is just a promotional tactics, no the real source of income, and if we get another one, we are going to wait some years.

>>154806095
it's not a bad headcanon, but it's not going to happen.
I don't know who it will be, but I got my eye on that old that Aqua brought in 200 years ago. The guy that founded Chuuni village, and built the Destroyer. Sure, they found a skeleton, but it might not be him.

>>154806406

It will be something new entirely but definitely somehow Aqua's fault.

>>154806402
They start out as promotional tactics, but if the nip otakus buy enough shit, they get as many seasons as the market demand.
Anime is generally held hostage by the japanese otakus, and their willingness to purchess dvd. br and merchandize.

>>154806345

This series doesn't have a real plot worth mentioning even if it's dank so I highly doubt it. The anime is just an advertisement

>>154806444
But I guess that for each consecutive season, they need to buy more than the previous one.

>>154806511
Not sure if "more" than the previous, but enough to make it worthwhile for the studio. And since DEEN has the seasonal budget equivelant to a ham sandwich, is shouldn't be hard to reach.
Im not usually optimistic, but in this specific case, I honestly believe there's a very good chance.
But we'll see, I might be wrong

>>154798740
sick tbqh

>>154803505
Haha holy shit

>>154801884

my dick was fucking diamonds over this scene

there is nothing better than when the shy titty monster who doesn't want any problems gets fucking serious

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>>154798740
>that selfconfidence
>that fight analysis
>that casual demeanor
Aqua was so good in this skid. She does have some outstanding moments every now and then

>>154798740
Did they actually fight? Who won?

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>>154806939
DEEN has like no inbetween. Either they mess up the animations, or they capture expression better than anyone else.

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>>154807058
Kazuma pissed himself,' when he realized how vastly outmatched he was. But being /ourguy/ he just changed the rules and beat her in a game of chase.

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>>154798740
>If you are so hungry for a fight, just tell me
DEMASCULATED

>>154798740

Except this didn't happen at all in volume 8.

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>>154806939
>>154807060
>>154807194
DEEN please

>>154807204
In 7 or 9 then, doesn't matter..

>>154807258

Didn't even happen in 7 or 9 either. Aqua still got Kazuma'd in volume 9 even with Darkness in tow until the local scummy killstealer (Megumin) stole the spotlight

>>154807316
Exactly what I said. Kazuma changed the challenge to work in his favor, since he realized he would never take her in a fair fight.

>>154807095
>Kazuma beats her anyway
based

>>154788225
>Aqua descents to the mortal world
>Axis doesn't believe her, just on the fact that she's a priest and has blue hair

>Eris descents to the mortal world
>Eris drones immidietly assume she's their goddess because she resembles their statues

I want Eris faggots to explain this..?

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>>154807407
The thing about him is that he basically never looses anything. He looses rock, scissors, paper to Cris with good reason, but thats really it. Other than that, he plays to win.

>>154807352

>Stay out of this, you idiot
>No. I will not. You want to fight? Good, fight me. Are you an idiot?
>I will crush you hiki, and you can say hi to Eris from me

Didn't happen. What exactly were you quoting?

>>154807421
Eris followers are close to muslims or dark age christians, and will blindly follow anything that resembles their faith, in the vain hope that Eris will bless their crops with good luck.

Axis cultists are toleramt and rational, and will not take the words of a false prophet, but will still admit when they are wrong.

>>154807509
Oy vey, do not insult the religions of the successors to the jews.

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Hey anon do you have any ideas how to bully Aqua? We have few of them but any help will be good.
You can replace her booz with cheap booz or vinegar.
You can replace her(or just add to party) with competent Eris priest.
Leave her in alligator cage for days, maybe with an "STD-purifying free blowjobs" sign while people throw change at her.
You can fap with her pink hagoromo.

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>>154807509

This.

Axis cult = intellectuals

(((Eris sect))) = gullible retards

>>154807546
Trick her into eating Zell.

>>154807421

Because Aqua is just the goddess of banquets. She's not a real goddess like the great Eris-sama, just a NEET with party tricks

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>>154807589

>>154798740
*teleports behind Aqua*
*unsheathes chunchunmaru*

heh, nothin personnel...megami-sama...

>>154807589
Would eating Zell give you superpowers?

So i only watched the anime but it's pretty clear to me that the rogue girl is eris

>>154807589
>>154807749
>eating the lord of dragons
>in any imaginable way harming the heir to Australia
you would not survive the attempt

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>>154807589
>>154807691
>>154807749
>>154807789
Speakinng of Emperor Zell, all memes aside.
The bit when Aqua wants to build a house/chickencoop for him

>MEGUMIN! Come with me
>What is it Aqua?
>I need your help to build a castle for Emperor Zell
>Why not ask Kazuma? He is alot better at building things that I am
>Because he would most likely build it in the shape of a chimney and say "look Im cooking you chicken"
>Tsch. This girl, she doesn't trust me one bit. She's right ofcourse, but it still pisses me off. I suppose she has known me for the longest time. And it would be funny.

>>154807778

that's a lie

Eris's breasts are bigger

>>154807871
>buy chicken wings
>feed it to Zell
>watch Aquas reaction

>>154807928
%%ERIS PADS HER CHEST%%

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>>154807998
Why would a dragon mind chicken wings?

>>154807871
Can anyone out asshole Kazuma?

>>154808045
It's literally impossible.

>>154808040
Yeah continue to convince yourself, Bakwa

>>154807871
Aqua becomming a mom was the best thing that could happen to her character, without ruining it. Natsume is a smart girl.

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>>154808130
>even Aqua become a mom
>YunYun still having miscarriages

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>>154808283

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>And this was the self-proclaimed beautiful and excellent arch priest.

>… Arch priest?

>Beautiful arch priest with watery blue hair?

>I smiled deviously.

>No wonder nobody in the city could find her, no matter how hard they tried.

>Looking at the girl who sprawled lazily on the table, it was difficult for anyone to think of her as a beautiful arch priest.

What did she mean by this?

>>154809007
Add more context.

>>154809113
Megumin 10 seconds before her first chunni presentation to Kazuma and Aqua

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>>154788925
>Nopan futa Aqua
I would not survive a single scene.

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>>154799568
Sounds like an abusive relationship desu

>>154809165
She didn't think Aqua is beautiful. She is a Crimson Mage, they are retarded.

>>154788925
>>154809270
>aqua's benis is bigger than Kazuma's excalibur

>>154798740
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated [...]

I've tried reading this manga over 20 times now, every time motivated by these big threads about it.

And without fail, every single time roughly a couple chapters in, I have to drop it because it's so utterly boring and trash.

Are the other forms of media any better? Like the anime perhaps?

I hope you guys are aware that Eris doesn't really pad her breasts.
Aqua just says that because she's jealous of her popularity.

>>154810099
Anime. Definitely.

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>>154810123
Nice try Eris.

>>154810099
Everyone agrees the manga sucks, right?

>>154810423

Why would anyone read the manga when the LN is superior?

>>154796549
Is this cropped?

>>154810464
The art isn't even good anyway.

>season 3 never

So NOW would be the optimal time to kill myself, right?

>>154810860
wait for the event next month
then kill yourself

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Can someone englight me on the differences between the battle in the hot springs in the LN and the anime?

I started to read the novels last week but Im kinda curious because I see mention that several times.
All I know is that Kazuma wasn't supposed to die.

>>154788225
-ie hole

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>consider cosplaying Aqua
>consider handing out Axis Cult signup forms as a gag
>google "Axis flyers" to see if someone already did this
>find AxisFlyers Miami, a printing company
>they specialize in flyers for bars, nightclubs and restaurants

holy shit guys

What are hot springs made of that they can be purified?

>>154811420
minerals

>>154811420
There are minerals in hotsprings which is why they are advertised to have qualities to improve skin and etc.

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>>154811474
>>154811479
Nice.

>>154792363
Is this a ___?

>>154811378
i need some source on this dank ass new meme in the making my dude

>>154811420
Semen