Why did the otaku cross the road?
>>154782313
Asuka>Rei
>>154782313
To escape the eva fans
>>154782313
>Because he was dumb, depressed child-man and I totally kicked his butt with my EBIC muhsterpiss, End of Joke.
Anno "muh laddy" Hideaki, everyone!
to draw a cross
>>154784679
He decided to get some exercise.
>>154782313
So truck-kun could feast on his virgin soul
>>154782313
to get to a maid cafe
To vandalize the Gainax office
>>154782313
To get to his waifu
To buy more Eva merchandise and save anime.