Oy Anon pick a power or weapon already. I ain't got all

>>154730841
I was going to pick Eris anyway.

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>>154730841
The power to turn into a cute girl. I'll just fuck my way up to the Demon Lord.

>>154730841
Make me a succubus. I'll managa.

>>154730912
This.I came here to post the same.

I don't think you have a choice in the matter. I pick you anyways.

>>154730912
Fpbp

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>>154730912
Why would someone choose a compulsive liar?

>>154730841
I want to BE Aqua-sama but without the INT debuff

>>154732836
So... not Aqua at all?

>>154730841
Alright then. Oh, great goddess, please grant me the power to become infatuated with Megumin.

>>154732836
That's Eris.
She pads her boobs tho, so its either that or the INT debuff

>>154730841
The power to teleport between fantasy Australia and the real world.

Are there any magic items that can make me more sociable and cool? I don't want to mind control people into liking me, I just want a good Charisma buff

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>>154730841
Oh great goddess, the special gift I will be taking with me is YOUR VIRIGNITY

>>154730841
I pick the power of bodyswap

then I'll trade places with you, and I'LL be the goddess! Bahahaha

I would stand there for hours until she agrees to come with me.

>>154733957
Error 404: item not found

>>154730841
> Drug

Vector manipulation :^)

>>154735481
I hope you're a genius mathematician because otherwise you won't be able to understand and use your powers.

>>154735599
Shit
Ea as a weapon then

>>154735635
No takebacks ;)

gimme omnipotence

>>154735745
Fug
Doesn't Accel have passive reflection anyway?
And changing a vector's value by multiplying it by -1 probably isn't difficult.

Unlimited cock bullets.

>>154735820
Imagine having to actively think about doing this for every particle in the air around you though.

>>154735795
Did you said Impotence?, strange thing to wish for. but alright!

No take back!

>>154736084
But I thought reflection was passive and that he had to actively whitelist stuff

Give me all the knowledge and IQ of Dr.Doom I will manage

>>154730841
All fiction

>>154730841
kumagawa's [All Fiction]

>>154730841

"I want the wisdom to be able to create any object I think of, from scratch. I'm gonna make an AK47."

>>154736156
It's passive now, but at one point he had to dedicate some time to create it, in short, efore he needed to think about it, but now he doesn't have too anymore.

Just like Mikasa wasn't a Lv 5 at first but manage to make her way to level 5 after training her power.

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Vanir's power.

The only thing I need to do is find a powerful host (Maybe other dude with cheat item) and use his/her body to do my work, if get killed, I drop that body and find a new host.

Easy.

>>154730841
10 inch penis please, but I want to look like a cute girl.

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>>154737416
So basically a futanari

>>154730841
Give me the power to predict a way to achieve victory in any given circumstance.

>>154737519
He didn't say anything about having a pussy.

He just wants to be that one trap that tricked a girl into thinking she was getting lesbian sex when she was getting a big ol' dick.

But straight traps are shit, so fuck 'im.

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>>154730841
Why would anyone choose to take Aqua, Megumin is a way better choice

>>154730841
I think super speed would be a great power to have in that world.

>>154736616
One guy already had this power. He squished a spider on a napkin and it was literally used as blueprints for the destroyer.

>>154737519
I still want to be a boy, but I want to be a really cute boy that looks like a girl. This is completely different from being a futanari.

>>154737668
But he is dead now, so this power can be given to somebody again.

I want to gain exp multipiled by 1000. Is there even a level cap in Konosuba?

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make me a saiyan, i will scream my way from there

>>154730912
Say it with me, Eris has padded breasts, go on, Eris has padded breasts.

Money is the best super power, but tech to spend it on is almost non-existent, and magic can be used in its stead for some cases.

Time powers seem unbeatable within Konosubas universe.

>>154730841
A magical staff that can turn any living or magical being into a cute girl.

>>154737585
literally path to victory from Worm

>>154737828
Don't care.

>>154730841
Give me all the abilities of Karna from fate/extra
"it's time to rape some demon's lord"

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>>154737798
Alright! you'll be the most weak and worthless saiyan throughout Magic-Australia. Take care my fellow servant and not forget to praise your Godness in the Axis church.

>>154730841
I want to always have the high ground whenever I fight.

>>154739246
>most weak and worthless saiyan
still strongest being in straya. and even if you make me a saiyan freak with power level of a farmer, after i get my ass kicked couple times i will unevitably get stronger. i cannot lose.

>>154730841
>last NEET
So a NEET already defeated the demon king which allowed you to return to heaven, and yet you are sending another NEET? Did you turn that NEET into another demon king again?

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>>154739780
DON'T QUESTION YOUR GODDESS!

>>154739879
He's right, isn't he?

>>154730841
Can I pick Megumin's virginity?

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>>154740090
Yeah, if only she had one

Power to turn imagination into reality at will. Thank you.

>>154736616

rifles would be nearly useless in fantasy australia, skills/stats make stuff like swords and bows crazy strong and a competent mage is like a metal gear...

>>154739780

there are more demon lords...

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>>154733957
gottem good

>>154741229
I would be so worried to have a nightmare and wake up to find that I made it real.

>>154740818

DELETE THIS

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>>154731001
good luck with asexual chick magnets

>>154735481
where is that from?

>>154743820
to aru majutsu no index

>>154734875
DELET

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>>154730841
I zerg drone. I want to have an entire race capable of rapid evolution under my command.

>>154730841
The power to make mai waifu real and she will love me forever.

So why would anyone ask for anything else than a world-breaking power?

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>>154733483
YunYun pls

I pick The World (Part 7)
Fast Punch Ghost with time stop

>>154730841
same power as her. I can fulfill all my wishes and can life a worry free life

>>154743820
It's been a decade but don't murder alines in ELfen Lied use Vectors?

>>154733483
This is a very pathetic request.

>>154746001
You didn't build more pylons.

>>154751490
Fuck you protoss

I choose to take OP with me so that they may suffer alongside me.

>>154730841
I want to become an old, bald NTR protagonist.

Now I get to enjoy my invincibility and infinite sex appeal.

>>154753277
You can't beat monsters with that, though.

>>154730841
How about Your SKIN

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>>154730841
I want to have Frederika's dragon powers, Aqua-sama.

>>154753353
Reality bends its way to grant me victory.
>monster that might kill me in my quest
>suddenly finds a VCR tape
>somehow has a player in his cave
>it's a video of me degrading his girlfriend/wife/daughter and filling every single orifice of her monster body with my baby juice
>he cries/faps himself raw before killing himself
All happening on its own around me without ever meeting any monsters.

>>154752977
>Youtube shit

Advertising isn't allowed.

Goodbye.

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I summon a Servant

>>154730841
I choose to become the God of water
>proceed to laugh as she vanishes after having her reason for existence stolen from her

>>154730841
I want a Necron Overlord under my direct command to create an army to dominate the stars with

>>154730841
I just want a friend.

>>154730841
I choose to have infinite magic and be able to bestow infinite magic to any of my party members. I will walk the path of explosions!

>>154730841
let me get that chair. looks like a comfy ass chair.

I pick the power to BE you, so I can walk around as the nopan megami Aqua and get worshipped by the axis cult

I'll drag my significant other with me!
A soulbound waifu would be fantastic.

>>154754506
top tier choice friend

being Aqua is probably more incredible than our pathetic human minds can even imagine

she's an actual goddess, after all.

>>154753492
Will this work with Demon King?

>>154730841
I would like something related to magic skills, idk, like infinite mana or something like that to be considered as a cheat. Maybe natural talent in magic. I have poor imagination

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>>154753556
Okay, here's your Servant. Good luck ;^)

>>154736302
I like how you think, fellow anon

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>>154730912

Wish granted!

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Can I have Gilgamesh's Gate of Babylon? With all that treasure, ofc

>>154755098
Diarm is a good servant and total bro that could charm others including myself with ease.

>>154755682
was going to post this

>>154756253
He accidentally will kill himself in the second day or will be rekt for some elite NPC.

Lancers are shit.

>>154747163
Heaven reserves the right to "poof" you and call oppsie.

>>154737828
So she's flat? That's great.

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>>154740818

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>>154755602
>kind and sensible

Sounds boring to me

>>154757875
> Kind and sensible
Eris' idea of a good world is 100 foot hydras and ancient black dragons everywhere. There is nothing
> Kind
> Sensible
About that.

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>>154730841
The power to look exactly like Megumin!

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>>154757955

Pfft. It's a paradise and you know it.

No shut-in NEETS.
No Homos.
No SJWs.

Adventure everywhere.
Easy to learn skills.
Succubi

>>154737701
What's the point of the 10 inches dick then? Traps are supposed to have tiny dicks.

>>154759276
>10 inch Trap
>get someone who thinks you're a woman
>Get in bed
>Pull out 10 inch and ram them
Sounds fun but you probably wouldn't go far.

>>154756567
Isn't the point of his myth that he's a tragic hero that ultimately fails at everything he does?

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>>154730841
>drug

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LN Readers: what does pic related mean???

>>154759934
Time is stopped until someone presses the mentioned button

>>154760000
Kazuma can pause time?

>>154760027
No, IIRC that was the screen they used when they went to commercial break

A magic rapier

I am boring

>>154760115
oh

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The gear and skills of my WoW characters.
That counts as 1 thing, right?
Starting the game with an insane amount of golf, pretty much max level, hell an Arch Druid and the Highlord...with the Ashbringer.

>Aqua's face when I hearth out and just spend all the time on Azeroth

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>>154760523
>the Ashbringer
not the [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

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>>154759773

In Hindsight, it was obvious.