Little Witch Academia

I want to see Ursula without glasses.

Just imagine how many opening posts would feature that,

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>>154708768
Is this a smile that should be protected?

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>another episode without green team

So, how did Constanze, Amanda, and Jasminka die off screen?

>>154708939
Captured and raped by ogres.

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>>154708939
They didn't, they're just taking a family day out.

>>154708939
Killed after wandering into an IRA neighbourhood while together on a trip to Amanda's hometown.

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Hey anon, wanna go target shooting together?

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>>154708768
>In Roman mythology, Jupiter (the king of the gods) lusts after a young woman named Callisto, a nymph of Diana. Juno, Jupiter's jealous wife, discovers that Callisto has a son named Arcas, and believes it is by Jupiter.[27] Juno then transforms the beautiful Callisto into a bear so she no longer attracts Jupiter. Callisto, while in bear form, later encounters her son Arcas. Arcas almost shoots the bear, but to avert the tragedy, Jupiter turns Arcas into a bear too and puts them both in the sky, forming Ursa Major and Ursa Minor. Callisto is Ursa Major and her son, Arcas, is Ursa Minor.

>Callisto, a nymph of Diana
>is Ursa Major

Hannah and Barbara are Shiny Chariot

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>>154708939
Jasminka ate one of Constanze's machines.
Amanda fell from her broom.
Constanze just transfered her mind to an android, it was her dream as a transhumanist.

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Ok, Can anyone point me out the source on this?

My search skills sucks dick hard and won't give me any results.

>>154709226
fucking broomstop

Whenever I see Ursula I just want to take out my "rock hard cock" and pound it deep into her "sensitive wet vagina" until she's my drooling lover

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>>154708939
Constanze built a Walk-Brass.

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>>154709278
@shin_shiros

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>>154709102
my DICK.

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>>154709226
Hannah and Barbera's daughter will be Shiny Akko's apprentice when she starts looking for someone to pass Shiny Rod on to.

>>154709406

Thank you

>>154709459
Anon, you really don't want to get shot in the dick.

Are they fake lenses? Shiny chariot didn't wear glasses

>>154709398
I don't follow.

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>>154709516
Clark Kent-style

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>>154709516
What does Chariot have to do with Ursula?

>>154708939
They didn't die, they just went home

>>154709592
rock hard rock = my medical tools
sensitive wet vagina = frontal lobe
I want to lobotomize her

>>154709679
>rock hard rock

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>>154708939
They're out there somewhere fighting the real antagonist of the series.
spinoff series when?

Who would win in a fight?
Shiny Chariot's career
vs.
Ursula's love life

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>>154709730
>asking about a cake's love life

>>154709730
Shiny Chariot's Career. You can't fight against something that doesn't exist

>>154709765
Akari actually gets a successful love life, though.

After finally seeing the episode. Andrew is hot for Akko and he's desperately trying not to be. You know he felt good jamming out on that piano. Best part is that Sucy knows her cue like a pro, that evil smile she had when Akko was carrying her. She's like Akko's Rottytops

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>>154709765
I want to fix Ursula's love life!

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>>154708939
You can thank the waste of life at Trigger who decided to add Andrew and Frank.
Just a reminder that I post this unironically.
They should have stuck to the formula of the OVAs,whoever decided to add Andrew and Frank needs fired, if not executed.
I've loved every episode aside from the ones where they appear, and the episodes they were in would have been good if they weren't in it.
Trigger honestly deserves to go bankrupt for this shit, I went in expecting a TV version of the OVAs, instead I get shoehorned faggy boys and shoehorned romance.
I was gonna buy the BDs but decided to wait after the first Andrew episode in case they continued to fuck up, and unfortunately for them they did. They lost a few hundred dollars from me and many other people for the shoehorning.
>No Sales Academia
>Little Sales Academia
>Little Andrew Shoehornemia
That said, I pre ordered the Akko nendo, I'll just pretend she is the Akko from the OVAs and not Romance Shoehorn Academia.

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>>154709730

Her slogan.

>>154709817
Yeah, fix her, like a dog.

>>154709843
Imagine if this anon met crack-kun

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>>154709858
I want to make Ursula my wife!

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>>154709888

>>154709886
Who is crack-kun?

What is the most strangest, most deeply fetishists thing you would want to see happen to a little witch?
I'm talking about straight weirdness, not the most degenerate or the most disturbing.

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>>154709790
/Thread

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>>154709924

>>154709843
I would love to witness this guy's cavernous basement dwelling.

It must be fucking vile.

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>>154709972

Avery better stop acting and looking like a fucking bitch!

Eventually she's going to get knocked the fuck out by either Akko or Amanda!

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>>154710013

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>>154709459
don't keep me waiting

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>>154709843
Is this faggot going to post this every fucking thread?

Is episode 11 going to be the first episode in which Diana appears without her dogs?

>>154710108
She's has dogs? What breed are they?

>>154710153
shih tzu

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>>154708835
As requested

>>154710153
2 loud chihuahas.

>>154710153
A Chihuahua and a Mastiff

So, since they clearly remember everything how pissed off is Andy's daddy at Luna Nova now? I'm actually surprised Akko and co got away from this without a punishment

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>>154710207

>>154710296
10/10

>>154710296
You know, this actually just made me notice that her pupils are pure white.

Maybe the reason she wears glasses is because her glasses are her eyes, literally, and when she doesn't wear them she is pitch black blind.

How would Constanze react to being asked out?

>>154710296
>Take off Ursula's glasses
>Your vision becomes blurry
What type of mahou is this?

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I guess three troublemakers in an ancient magic school is just a perfect recipe for a good coming of age series.

>>154710207
So pretty.

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>>154710377
She'd stare, blush, and run off. Then moments later Amanda shows up to punch your face for making fun of Constanze.

>>154710388
Is because you asked her to let you wear them.

>>154709843
this is some high-grade autism

you wanted yuri, didnt you?

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What did they mean by this?

>>154710377
She wouldn't.
Autistics tend to be incredibly stoic.

>>154710540
They're close friends.

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Did they give up with the pink void and just draw them pantyless now?

>>154710540
>We are really tight

TATTUUUUUUUN!! What did you mean?

>>154710373
Anime drawing 101. Her pupils aren't white. It's just that certain eye designs have the highlight at the center, covering the pupil, instead of having it at the side like in most cases.

>>154709400
What if Constanze is the soon to be machine god?

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>>154710605
Hopefully

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>>154710456
>Lotte: Believe me, Professor. I've been asking myself the same question for three years.

Do you think the anime will cover all three years of school with a timeskip at somepoint, or that it will end with Akko still attending school?

>>154710540
>Ursula looking at Akko
>Diana sneaking glances at Akko while ignoring her two harpies

Oh for fucks sake. They have to have something about them that doesn't involve interest in Akko,right?

At this point it's people like them were waiting for somebody as crazy as her to show up in their dull lives
>>154710608
You guys really need to give up on that dude, he's not coming back after whath appened, dude's bosses really got on him about that.

>>154708939
Killed by mean witches. Akko gets a distress call from Amanda but she's cut off by the bad witches, setting up a short spin off of LWA: The Lost Episodes covering the green team encountering the mean witches.

For the low price of $90 USD

>>154710714
About what?

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>>154710692
oh jeez...

>>154710712
it's boris' evil twin

>>154710739
Some nips snitched him out to Trigger's bosses. Through he could be here without his trip. Then again, dude's a mongo attention whore so who really knows

>>154709843
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little "sales academia" post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" "little sales academia" guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you post it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fuckin fictonal guy on a fictional show. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic waifufag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY HATE ANDREW AND FRANK." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>>154710373
>You will never have sex with a blind, glassesless Ursula
>You will never watch her manage to locate your member by scent alone
>You will never see her stare right through you as you fuck her
>You will never see her be able to tell what you like best bit by your face or your voice, but by the quickness of your beating heart

>>154710586
Good thing she isn't autistic then.

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>>154710733
Cute! CUTE!!

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>>154710712
Well if it's three years of school then with any luck it will have a season per year and the show will finish with three seasons, timeskipping the summers back home. I'd like it if they wrapped it up nicely with a planned ending instead of going on indefinitely.

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How long until the familiar summoning episode?

>>154710932
The hell is up with those outfits?

>>154710373
>The event that made her lose her yay also blinded her

>There are people here who literally doesn't know about 2nd cour being in spring

https://www.livechart.me/spring-2017/tv

>>154710957
They don't have a god.

>>154709949
lobotomy

>>154710832
You realize that his fucking Trigger boss came here, right?

That said, I think he won't come anymore because there is actually stuff to spoil.

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>>154710957
>He didn't play the best MMO

>>154710712
>implying akko won't fail a semester or two

Which Little Witches are doms and which of them are subs?

>>154711077
Male: large overcoat
Female: basically a swimsuit

Well one of them is either gonna be too warm or too cold for the weather. God i hate character designers that do this. breaks the IMMERSION.

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Reminder

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>>154711091
AKKO IS SMART AND TALENTED!!

>>154711091
>>154711347
I gotta admit, I'd like to see her constant failures really get to her at some point.

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I wanna fuck this retard

>>154709468
>2 girls having a child together

>LWA is only the third most watched animu this season

Dammit Kobayashi.

....but this series did have a few good episodes so far. And I'll never forget the OVAs

>>154711243
>doms
Sucy
Hannah (switch)
Barbera (switch)
Costanze
Borislava

>subs
Diana
Hannah (switch)
Barbera (switch)
Akko
Lotte
Amanda
Jasminka
Ursula

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>>154711311

>>154711405
Akko's pure you dumbfuck

>>154711460
>Akko
>sub
?

>>154711460
>Amanda
>Not a dom

>Jasminka
>Not a dom

>Ursula
>Not a powerbottom

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>>154711311
Cutest.

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>>154711077
>>154711275
I fixed it. I love girls in coats.

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>>154711467
I agree. Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Akko are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Akko's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

>>154711456
Are you talking about the poll thread up right now, which is an AOTS poll and not a "most watched" poll?

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>>154711464
The Akkondrew art has been lacking in fluff imo.

>>154711495
>implying Jasminka hasn't slowly conditioned her mouth to be her main pleasure center
>implying she can't cum from her mouth
>implying her greatest sexual fantasy is to be a fat oral slave

>>154711275
>>154711497
Go back to tumblr.

>>154711311
what is Diana's expression trying to convey?

>>154711528
>AOTS poll
>/a/
>strawpoll

>>154711528
I guess thats more accurate. And yes

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>>154711405
I wanna pork that dork.

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>>154711540
There's a lot actually.

>>154711456
>>154711528
I could rig it if you want

>>154711495
what is a powerbottom

>>154711604
>>154711604
You're an idiot and you need to go back to /v/

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>>154711540
I agree. We need more of those qts together

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>>154711540
I beg to differ.

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>>154711656
cutest ship.

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>>154711566
Oh, you got me. You found me out. I'll see myself out now.

>LWA Shindol doujin
>Sucymom decides that she's going to have some fun with loli sucy
>She goes up to her and tells her that she's going to teach her what grownups do when they love each other very much
>She doesn't fuck her, not yet, but she passionately makes out with her
>this continues for a while, with Sucy's mouth being repeatedly invaded at basically any time
>then Sucymom sees loli Sucy get wet to it for the first time
>She begins to let loli sucy hump her as they kiss, and eventually she cums
>Sucymom decides that it's time to get serious
>She starts fucking her in all kinds of ways
>sometimes she'll stick so many massive heavy dildoes into Sucy that the skin of her torso begins to tear, and she can't walk because of the weight
>sometimes Sucymom will strangle her while pounding her with an magic dick she put onto herself
>eventually loli sucy becomes obsessed with it and actively eats her mother out whenever she can, hurting herself to entertain her, and other degenerate things
>as things go on, we start to see the mental effects of these events
>doujin or not, it's still child abuse and there's a reason we don't let people do it
>loli Sucy starts to torture animals, self mutilate in strange and cringe inducing ways, and slowly loses her empathy for others
>She eventually kills another child her age and nibbles off bits of the body over time
>Sucy becomes a serial killer, or at least mentally she is
>real life serial killers were often abused hard as kids, and she's become the same kind of person
>eventually the girl she killed is discovered, and she gets found out as the culprit
>an investigation is launched into Sucy's life
>Sucymom is arrested and is sentenced to death for child abuse and pedophilia
>Sucy is put into a orphanage/mental asylum
>final pages are of a modern day Sucy as we know her, a psych report stating that she still has no empathy but can safely meet new people now and is recommended to attend Luna Nova

>>154711696
are bunnygirls furry? asking for a friend

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>>154711711

>>154711727
It's okay to be a furry for Akko, Andoryu.

>>154709996
Want me to take a picture of it and post it?

>>154711556
Jasminka is the embodiment of "when you nut but she just keep sucking" or however the nogs say it in their diminutive grunting.

>>154711633
When you aren't ready to be a daddy so you go to pull out, but she leglocks you with the force of the Jaws of Life and forces you to cum inside.

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>>154711400
And when she finally breaks down and tries to leave the school Ursula will be there to tell her the story of how she was a horrible student at first too, and remind Akko of her dream. Then Akko will cry. They will hug. And god my heart will explode.

>>154710932
What would each character summon?

>>154710530
>you wanted yuri, didnt you?
Nope, I just don't want shoehorned romance of any kind.

Akko is too cute for me, send help

>>154711711
>>Sucy is put into a orphanage/mental asylum
>>final pages are of a modern day Sucy after the lobotomy
Fixed

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp5wID1FWOk

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>>154711824
Lotte gets a cat or similar generic familiar
Sucy gets a Myconid
Akko fails to summon anything but manages to trick the teacher by befriending Arcas.

>>154711813
but she's already improving

>>154711617
You know, at first I was skeptical of a love interest.

But these two are pretty great.

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>>154711576
Loathing, unadulterated loathing.

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>>154712070
But how long until her classmates pull too far ahead for her to keep up? How long until the fact she can't ride a broom, let alone get it off the ground, bothers her? How long until she's the only student in the school that has to take multiple remedial classes?

>>154708768
Why does she wear the glasses? If she takes them off, would she die?

>>154711617
All of it is on fucking Twitter, right?

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>walk into room
>see this

wat do

>>154712256
>NTR: the broadway musical

>>154712306
Walk out and give her and Jasminka some privacy

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>>154711576
Repressed anger at the fact she's incredibly talented and could do whatever she wanted but because of her lineage she's had expectations hammered into her since childhood and now she feels trapped in a life course she doesn't want.

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>>154712306
Constanze sends her regards. She says it's not personal, just getting even.

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>>154711460
I want Hannah and Barbera to bully me with their pussies!

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>>154712115
Lotte/Frank are a close second, but Andrew/Akko has better chemistry.

>>154712264
This.
Affirmative action was a mistake and will always be.

>>154712354
>getting even
>not personal

>>154712378
>Andrew/Akko has better chemistry

>wow you really ARE retarded, aren't you? no wonder magic is going down the drain if they let you in!
>shut the fuck up you spineless beta faggot, grow some balls lmao
CHEMISTRY

>>154712421
Looks like you've missed the entire point of all of their interactions.
Congrats anon, you're an actual retard.

>>154712306
retrace my steps, I got lost and just walked in a circle

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What magic does Boris specialise in?

>>154712421
Violent reactions produce stable compunds

http://english.bouletcorp.com/2012/02/01/darkness/

>>154712467
She's not too good at magic, but her faith in God allows her to preform wonders in His name.

She also makes some delicious fucking kaboski, which is magical in its own right.

>>154712467
Probably some stuff with nature spirits. Poland has fucktons of them.

Also,

>Name: Borislava Śmieci
>Age: 17
>B73
>W54
>H75
>Likes: Folk music, her pet Leshy, spices
>Dislikes: Gypsies, bland food, Introduction to Magical Theory, people who complain about minor things
>A hard worker despite not being very talented, Miss Śmieci is a favorite of many teachers at Luna Nova. It should be noted that her family is in some financial difficulty, and that they have been allowed to pay her tuition in installments over the course of the school year. In addition, she is borrowing her textbooks from the library, and assists Professor Epeolatry after classes to compensate the school for her use of them. We have high hopes for her academic career here at Luna Nova.

>>154712467
Purify spells.

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>>154709226
Whoa, who's that bitch on the far right.

>>154712531
how did Akko pay tuition? do witches accept muggle money?

>>154712060
>Akko fails to summon anything but manages to trick the teacher by befriending Arcas.
Damn I want this

>>154705369
Vote you fucks

>>154712378
>Chemistry

Eh, they are ok, but not enough to call that "chemistry".

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>>154712592
Avery

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>>154712467
She casts spells on my heart

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>>154712715

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>>154712748
the way she holds her arms is adorable

>>154712467
Glamour spells

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Honestly, what's her endgame?

>>154712468
god i love boulet

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That smile is too much for me

>>154710832
don't make up shit you retard, go back to ponyland

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>>154712761
>>154712715
Though more of a Constanze guy, she a cute. Never noticed.

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>>154712827
She wants to fatten up team A and B

>>154712467
She's in the same teams as Avery right? Is she also a bully?

>>154712060
>Akko fails to summon anything but manages to trick the teacher by befriending Arcas.
I'll only accept this if Arcus gets a flashback of Tiny Chariot feeding him fish and riding him to practice for performances.

>>154712827
Starting a magical bakery with her husband

>>154712893
>She wants to fatten up team A and B
That's my fetish

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>>154712860
If she's too much, I can handle her for you

>>154711711
>shindol
>not asanagi

We need to go deeper.

>magic is failing
>Luna Nova is deep in debt
>secretly sells mediocre students
>gets sorcerers stones and money in return
>Akko, Lotte, Hanna, and Barbara are sold
>Akko resists but is cowed into submission through violence
>all four are treated as livestock, regardless of talent or lineage
>eventually it's revealed that Ursula was sold a while ago and is already an obedient slut
>Akko.exe has stopped working
>it turns out that somehow this was a ploy to get the Shiny Rod's power, so the bad guys could enslave all of Luna Nova
>Diana nearly saves the day but her mindbroken friends betray her and she gets the d
>cue time skip
>Diana, Ursula and Akko have been sold to Andrew
>Diana and Akko are happy to be owned by the same master as Shiny Chariot
>bunch of throwaway panels of Lotte being shared among Frank's friends and Sucy worshiping Fafnir's giant dragon mushroom
>"In the end, the only wand a woman needs is a man's cock. Truly, women are such pitiable creatures, and jet fuel can't melt steel beams."

You know it would go down EXACTLY like this.

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>>154710692
More up skirts please

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>>154712893

>>154712827
I want to cuddling with Jasminka's soft THICC body

>>154712468
Fuck you, that was a long read just to get your point. It was pretty good tho, thanks

>>154712827
Destroy America.

>>154711516
>virginal pussy
Is there any other kind?

what's in the Restricted section of the Luna Nova library?

>>154713118
Ursula lobotomy archive

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>>154712995

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>>154713118
sex magic

>>154713239
>this sentient creature was murdered

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>>154713118

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>>154713268
>sentient creature

>>154713239
>>154713281
does Akko know that sex magic is recorded in the library?

What I wouldn't give to see Diana go dere during the show without being drugged. I just want to hear her soft voice

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>>154713268
PRAISE CHARIOT!

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>>154713347
Well what wouldnt you give?

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>>154713118
Books on necromancy, curses, certain jinxes and hexes, mind altering potions, certain forms of transmutation, summoning dark creatures.

>>154713388
Is she asleep?

>>154711711
>>154712995
>Depressing shit
Why can't we just have a nice doujin where Lotte walks into the library one day and cries while masturbating to Frank plowing Hannah while Barbera forces Hannah to eat her out.

>>154713388
The liquor I'm drinking right now

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>>154712995
>shindol
>asanagi
What about takotsuboya?

>>154713431
>Lotte has Akko sneak her into the restricted section to steal a book on lovemaking because she wants to try things out with Frank

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>>154713431

>>154712347
that sounds cheap and mechanical

>>154711711
>>154712995
The LWA girls would look more true to the original in Minazuki Juuzo's art style

>>154713003
whoa nelly

>>154713464

How does Amanda do that with her hair?

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>>154713464

>>154713525
Literally the same as Andy's subplot and we don't see people complaining about it.

Though seriously, I wonder what's Diana's endgame.

>>154713003
Ruined by the silly and unfashionable outfit she's wearing.

>>154708768
LWA noob here, just finished the first movie. Pretty good.

Praise Amanda
ALL HAIL AMANDA

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>>154713459
My wife Ritsu is talented. TALENTED.

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>>154713561
i gave up trying to figure out how her hair is hair

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The many forms of Shiny Arc
>Shiny Broom
>Shiny Blade
>Shiny Axe
>Shiny Scissors
>Shiny Spoon
>Shiny ______

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>>154713618
Connie go to bed. It's late.

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I just want to see her ride a broom of her own power

>>154713598
She's just like Akko and wants to bring smiles to people using magic like Chariot, but can't due to her exceptional talent and social standing (Chariot is seen as a talentless clown). As a result she somewhat resents herself and Akko for being able to express her love of what magic should be without feeling embarrassed.

>>154705369

We're leading lads.

People saying it's rigged

>>154713688
>Strawpoll

There's a high chance it's actually rigged.

>>154713459
He stopped making doujins.

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>>154713091
Anon that's fake news.

>>154713687
>tfw Diana failed at being like Chariot because she sucks as a performer.

>>154712306
360 and walk away

>>154713118
The instructions on how to open a portal to Heaven and Hell.

>>154713672
Vibrator

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>>154713764
>360

>>154713746
She's Yuya, but with actual talent

>>154713688
It's those dianafags that rig the polls right?

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>>154713688
It is rigged. Some anon in the last thread said he'd do it.

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>>154713688
>Strawpoll

>>154713828
It's the sucyfags

>>154713825
She has talent for magic, but I doubt she has any talent as a performer. She just doesn't seem the type.

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It's time to hunt down those damned witches!

>st. patrick's day almost over
>barely any amanda

>>154713688
I really like it when Dragonfuckers make noise when they're winning, but somehow ended up crying about it being rigged when they lose.
I think it's about time I bring lobotomy posting into their threads

>>154713598
i'm indifferent to andy as it is, and the fact that someone would just cookie cutter andy's gig onto diana makes it even more cheap and recycled

>>154713688
That thread is getting shitposted straight to hell

>>154713963
Kek see this

>>154713657
>>154713862

>>154713963
>I think it's about time I bring lobotomy posting into their threads
Then I think it's time I bring THICCposting into the thread

>>154713947
I think I get it now. Most Amandaposters are currently wasted due the large amounts of drinks.

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>>154713947
>mfw
>hfw

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>>154714026
Why don't we just all throw shit at each other until everything is equally awful?

>>154711311
Who did Diana lose here?

>>154714023
>everything that isn't my favorite anime is either reddit or /v/

It's also conspicuously odd that Gabriel Dropout wasn't included on the poll.

>>154714044
Good point

>>154714044
Maiddragon threads are mostly kannaposting and shotaxtitmonster posting so they're already kind of shit

>>154713660
Maybe she has a sort of plant on her head.

>>154714055
What is Gabriel Dropout even about? Some Mexican that flunked school and somehow ended up in Japan!

>>154714023
This just further proves the point that Dragon maid fags are terrible.

>>154714053
Herself.

>>154714090
>ywn drain Kanna's dragon-like strength and make her as weak as a human child
>ywn stick a rod up her eyesocket and make it go straight into her frontal lobe
>ywn spin a metal rod around inside her brain, destroying the frontal lobe as a result
>ywn dump Kanna in Kobayashi's apartment while nobody's around
>ywn see the two other girls' crying face as they try to figure out what's wrong with Kanna
>ywn see Kanna get lost while drooling all over the road
I think true lobotomyposters can do better than this

>>154714090
/ss/ & /ll/ ain't shit. pal. Only bad thing about those threads is the number of them by day.

>>154714231
You see, you're missing the point if a lobotomy.
They are not to hurt, but to ease pain. To bring someone into a purer, happier, more child like state.

You partake in the joy of caring for them, a heavenly duty.

>>154713688
>>154713963
It is rigged >>154711622

LWA doubled its votes as soon as that guy said he'll rig it.

>>154714288
in an honest, not trying to start anything questions, how do they differ from our number of threads?

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Who's the top and who's the bottom?

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>>154710608
Not everything in English goes through me. That was probably the editor of w/e magazine. I was also away from the studio for 2 weeks.

>>154710692
I'm here to contribute to the collection

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>>154714397
Both bottom.
<-- Top

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>>154714289
I see. You have enlightened me on this heavenly knowledge.
Lobotomy is not a tool used for the pain of others. It is a tool used to destroy in order to achieve a greater good.
It is the equivalent of a gun that is used not to kill, but to protect.

>>154714397
Barbera
Also Barbera

>>154714428
You triggered the sakugabooru admin

>>154714428
Hey Tattun, you're in charge of minor character details now, right?

Could you make Ursula canonically a cuckquean or a lobotomy fetishist for us?

>>154714397
Barbera's a switch, but ends up domming because Hannah is a complete sub.

>>154714428
hoi

>>154714428
Tattun! You're back!

>>154714463
who's that?

>>154714428
Goddamn that retard's cute

>>154714428
Thanks, Tats.
And yeah, >>154714463 said that you TRIGGERed a faggot admin.

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>>154714231
Thou shall cease thy lobotomy posting! Dragons are to be slain by knights.

>>154714428
Tattun, is Barbera in love with Hannah?

>>154714397
Neither

>>154714376
>how do they differ from our number of threads?
Don't know, just started warching this & this is my first thread.But usually I see about 3 to 5 Maid Dragon OP's on the catalog, whereas I never see multiple LWA threads.

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>>154714486
TATTUN! Post some rare Ursulas!

>>154714428
You're alive!?
You back in JP now?

>>154714486
a FAGGOT admin.
Don't worry, he's nothing you should worry about.

>>154714467
Holy shit, what's wrong with you?

>>154714486
Just some no name shit you probably shouldn't care.

>>154714467
No I'm not. The P just said I can choose the minor profile details for the character if I took the time to make some sense to it. Which I didn't.

Yet.

Yet.

>>154714486
https://twitter.com/Yuyucow/status/841749688265105409

>>154714428
Waoh

>>154714106
It's about a smelly Neet, her lesbian friend, her sadistic friend and some autistic girl that they bully for fun

>>154714442
No way, too good for 'em. She goes after someone far superior.

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>>154714448
Yeah what he said. Also speaking of guns, if you made that picture you should lower the guns trigger off screen so it looks like Diana is holding it.

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>>154714559
Mr. Tattun, how does this picture make you feel?

>>154714467
Autism

>>154714559
>Yet.
There's hope. Don't keep us waiting.

Also, reminder that DragonFuckers are stalking these threads right now.

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>>154714559
Tattun, second OP/ED when?

Is this that show with cute animation and no plot?

>>154714559
>Which I didn't.

Plz Tattun, make Borislava canon!

>>154712531

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>>154714428
no pansu Akko confirm

>>154714555
So he/she is an admin here? I guess the worst that can happen is getting banned again lol

>>154714140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5BDRpeMFkA

why does this show have anime chumlee from pawn stars in it

is it an intentional reference or not

>>154714428
What do those notes say?

>>154714614
The animation is all gone now. They've been outsourcing for like 3 episodes in a row.

>>154714515
There's not even a proper maid dragon thread up right now.

>>154714559
>yet
One day, Ursula will be a lobotomyelf just like the rest of us.
One day, we will have won

How long has Yoshinari been cooking up the idea of Andrew? Did Yoshinari always plan on adding in a male character in the early drafts?

>>154714559
Constanze and Sucy are working on a project, eventually it goes out of control and both their teams have to stop it, shoot that idea,Tatters

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>>154714630
Tattun what did Frank mean by this?

>>154714630
No, he just runs a shitty site that is used to upload sakuga scenes, but he is a social justice warrior.

>that preview
Lets hope for Diana

>>154714630
if he bans you, i'm sure he'll lose his license

>>154714559
>Yet

Oh Tats, you're such a card.

>>154714580

Oh, wow. And here I thought it was some kind of seinen stuff.

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>>154714428
Tattun, will Hannah and Barbara ever grow as characters?

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>>154714630
Hey Tattun, where's B team been lately?

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>>154714428
Who's decision was it to shoehorn Andrew and Frank?

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Name one anime character with comfier pajamas than Sucy. I dare you

>>154714559
Suction fucking when my man

>>154714597
Think the other way around will be better. Akko will definitely be more troubled by the situation.

>>154714630
No, it's an admin from a different site.
He's from https://sakugabooru.com/
He can't touch you, so don't worry

Is this the designated attention whoring thread?

>>154714630
Hey Tattun, can you give a deep sloppy french kiss to Yoshinari in my name? I love him and want to marry him but we are so far apart.

>>154714642
It's intentional. The producer likes the show.

>>154714630
No, you dumbfuck. Ignore that